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The Griddle House (2018)
(laid back acoustic music)
- Come on. Ah, come on. (footsteps crunching gravel) - [Jack] What's your trouble? - God, whoa, what are... Where'd you come from? - Where did you come from? - That way. - Well I came from that way. I'm not a hatchet murderer. - Why would you say that? - You look like you're having trouble. - Yeah. Yeah I don't know much about cars. - Cars. Right. (phone ringing) He might want to know you're broke down. - Not likely. He has plenty of other people to worry about now. - Well. Looks like you could uses some help. - Do you know how to fix cars? - Cars. Right. - It just started smoking. - Well, that's steam, not smoke. - Whatever, can you fix it? - Why now? - Why now? Why now what? - Well, you said that your dad didn't have time for people right now. Why now? - Nothing man. He's getting remarried, he'll be starting a new family. Good for him. Yeah it's really none of your business. Steam, not smoke, what does that mean? Can you fix that? - Steam means you're leaking water, not oil. Maybe your dad wants you to make it your business. - I don't care. - I usually like to start with what's easiest you know. In this case it's your radiator cap. Cap's good. - So can you fix it? - I know a little bit. - What did like your dad teach you or something? - Something like that. You know when I was your age I had a car. (ignition struggling to start) (coughing) Woo. Steamy. - No this is smokey. - Whatever. - The question is why is this smokey? - The question is why do I care? - I beg your pardon? - Nothing. - You know this car is only part of your Christmas gift. The other part is this. - I already got two of these. - This, us, fixing, bonding, mother son moments. - I'm hungry. - Well your dad's gonna be back with takeout soon enough and we're gonna talk about the rosebush over dinner. We need to plant the rosebush over dinner. - Come on it's New Year's Eve. Grace, can't you like just fix me something, like tasty and not takeout? - My name is Mom or Mother. - Mom. - And I don't care what day it is, we're gonna talk about today's roses-- - Mom. - And today's thorns. Just like we did yesterday. - Mom, yeah. - And the day before that. - Mm-hm. - And the day before that. (goofily vocalizing) - God. (dramatic music) What do we got? (dramatic music) (laughing) - Yes, oh. Awesome. Jack's gonna love this. Love it. - This is from her? - Jack. - This is from her? - I just got it. - You hid this from me? - We were gonna sit you down when your dad got home. - Whatever Grace, this wasn't yours to keep from me. - Listen-- - Stop! - No listen, listen. - No! - Listen, please. - No! - [Grace] Jack! (dramatic music) - This story's about you isn't it? - [Jack] Maybe. - So your mom taught you how to fix cars. Did she teach you how to fix water leaks? - Yeah she did teach me how to fix water leaks. She tried to teach me all kinds of stuff, but I was usually too angry to listen or I was too distracted to pay attention. So I dipped my hair in soy sauce, cut it off, and ate it. - What? - I have been angry all my life, but never as mad as I was that night. A 17 year old has an artful way of doing furious. - Why? - I had always known that I was adopted. They never kept it from me. (dramatic music) Hi. (whistling) - Sweet ride. What is that, like a Supra or something? Whatever it is deserves a high five. Do you know how to high five? You gonna do it? Give me a high five together. Together, here we go. Boom. Right on. Hey I'm Marty P. Handlethorpe the second. This is my brother Marty P. Handlethorpe the third. We're with Marty P. Handlethorpe Refreshment Dispenser Refill and Repair. Our-- (clanging) You in need of any refreshment dispenser repair of any sort? I'll tell you what, let me get you a card. You do find yourself in need of any... Actually I'll tell you what, let me know if you want a card and then I'll write one up for you. In the meantime you can check out the side of the van. It's got all of our information. Oh the soda machine is broken, but never fear, we'll have it working before the end of the night. One more for good measure? There it goes. Alright. You gonna pick those up or are you just gonna leave them there? - No I'm looking for Old Old Chickasha Valley County Line Road North. I can't find it on my map. It's gotta be a typo right? I mean I found Old Chickasha Valley County Line Road. - Ain't a typo. - Son, come on in take a seat wherever there isn't a sitter. We'll be right with you. - The problem is you have an incomplete map. And that ain't awesome. - What? - But don't worry I got plenty of maps in the back and you need a map. That could be potentially awesome. As awesome as a nun in nylons. - Hey. I ain't for staring at. - Oh, no I wasn't. - Gus. (groovy music) Thank you for stopping. Can I get you something to drink while you look at the menu? - Some fuel, on the house. - No, thanks. - Well you know if you weren't gonna pay for it anyway I really didn't lose out on a sale. Besides I haven't heard of a place shutting down because they poured too much coffee. Looks like you could use it. Order in. - Well it's not for me is it? - Order could be for anyone. - Hey Mister will you look at this huh? (laughing) - That's a lot of maps. - I gotta lot of maps of places I want to go to when I retire. I never go nowhere so I got a lot of maps. Hey kid. - Me? - Yeah you, you're the only kid here, what's your name? - My name is Phil. - Phil, I'm Amos. Would you do me a favor? Press C 17 for me. - Yeah. - Because it's showtime. Yeah Coast to coast and I'm riding high Still holding on to the simple life My head up looking at the sky And always staying just ahead of the tide High and low or just the middle of the road It's all the same Come on everybody. So there you go The tide rolls in and the tide rolls out And you gloomy Gus move. He never moves since that Eisenhower administration. Come on Mae-Bee. - Come on Gus. - I don't want to show you up. - You go man. Look at them. Featuring tonight, the twin towers here. You Barbie and Ken let's get it moving if you want some syrup. - [Woman] Okay. (laughing) Coast to coast and I'm riding high Still holding on to the simple life - Alright, alright that's enough, my pancakes are burning. - That was amazing. - Oh, oh thank you. We're not classically trained, but we do have a passion for movement that translates pretty clear to... You're talking, you're not talking, sure. We'll just, we're gonna go back to. Do you have the grabby twisty. Good, yeah we're just, soda machine. - Okay this is all of Chickasha Valley. This is South Chick and oh here we go. North Chickasha Valley. - Maps too old. - Oh he's right. This is copy written 1972. Hmm, so it only has County Line and Old County Line on it. They added another County Line. - They changed the actual county line. - Which turned County Line into Old County Line and Old County Line into Old Old County Line. Oh my gosh, Amos when did they change that? - 76. - Right so we need a map that came-- - After 76. - Hey thanks Gus. - Here we go. This is copy written 1980, North Chickasha Valley. - That's the map, that's one of my favorite-ist maps. That map is more awesome than a monkey on bicycle on a Sunday. (laughing) - See you're okay, you didn't miss anything. All you have to do is go up highway about-- - Six miles. - Yep. - Yep. - Would you look at that. Yep, I think I've got it. Here. - Keep it. - What? - Yeah keep it. - Yeah and your order's ready too. - [Man] I didn't order anything. - Oh well then I guess I didn't miss out on a sale then huh? Besides this isn't on the menu. - You know she's got a keen eye for what people need. - Hard egg sandwich with mustard and ketchup and onions and pickled okra and peaches with a side of peanut butter waffle fries and barbecue sauce. - That's my favorite. - Disgusting. - Looks who's talking. I once saw Gus eat a tuna sandwich that he dropped into his chocolate milk and then drank the whole thing up. - Well it was my meal. - Well it's his sandwich. - No seriously I can't just take this. Let me give you some money. - Oh that won't do anybody any good around here. - Just take it, nobody else in the world would eat that. - Actually Marty would totally go down on all those peanut butter barbecue waffle fries if-- - Take it. - Well thank you. (sighing) Thank you so much. - Hey buddy. Happy New Year. - What's a matter baby? (sighing) Okay come on. Good evening. My name is Maybelline, but everyone calls me Mae-Bee and this here is Miss Francis. - I'm sorry. (stammering) - You got this. - I'm really sorry I didn't get your order before. - Oh. No it's okay, it's not big deal. - Hi, welcome to The Griddle House. Can I get you something to drink while you take a look at the menu? You know I'm not dumb or nothing. - No, I don't think you're dumb. - We'll both be taking care of you tonight. Can we interest you in maybe some coffee or hot cocoa? - Oh yeah, with some marshmallows? - With some marshmallows? - Yes, sure, thank you. - Okay, which one? - Yeah, whichever you think. Yeah I don't really know what I want. - I'll figure it out. - Okay. - Okay. - We'll figure it out. - But thank you, both of you. - Yeah. - Excuse me ma'am. - Yeah, yeah, yes? Philip right? - Yeah. I don't think you're dumb. You know you just, you seem nervous. Are you, you know, nervous for any reason? - I mean I'm mostly nervous when I have to talk to people or whatever. - But you're not like specifically nervous about anything? (laughing) - Close. - Close. - Close. - Close. Was that guy in here before like famous or something? - Oh why? Did he look famous? - No. I mean I don't know. You all just treated him so nice like he was famous or something. - Well, you know, service first. - Service, I mean free food. Free coffee, free map, a musical number. - Okay, I went ahead and made the decision for you. Hot cocoa with marshmallows. - Thank you. - Now listen I take my marshmallows very seriously. The amount of marshmallows in your hot cocoa is directly correlated to the kind of you're having. So the worse the day the bigger the handful of marshmallows. - She did the math. - I've done the math. - She did the math. - So we figure we just leave that big decision to you. (clanging) - I'll-- - No I got it, it's fine thank you. Yeah, yeah, this is fine, thank you. - Well I suppose it's none of our business what kind of marshmallow day you're having. Okay let us know if you need anything else. - Okay let us know if you need anything else okay? - Yes, thank you ma'am, both of you. - [Mae-Bee] I don't mind saying this, y'all have wrecked my machine. - You know I'm not completely sure what happened to the machine in the first place. - Well I didn't do anything, all I did was this. - Why, why no, why would you do that? Were you trying to get soda or were you trying to establish dominance? - [Mae-Bee] Well after a bit it stopped doing anything at all. - Oh you mean when you broke it it stopped working? That's weird isn't it? - You know I don't think I like your tone. - No ma'am that's just how I talk sometimes. - Yeah? Fix my machine. Fix it, now. - She was nice. A little bit super terrifying, but pretty nice. - Yeah. - So not that I care but who, which lady was it, was it Mae-Berry or whatever? - Mae-Bee or Francis. I was no more close to having that answer. The investigation had only just begun and there was a new development, another suspect as it were. Take that. (upbeat music) - Good evening. - Evening Tiny. - Already? - Blame the clock. - Tricky old evening, showing up at the end of every day whether we ask it or not. - Hello to you too Gus. - Just like clockwork. - Depends on a clock. - Hi Tiny. - Hi. - There you go. - Everyone, meet Magic Clock, Magic Clock meet everyone. - Tiny. - This little thing takes the night out of the day easy. - Easy come, easy go. - Exactly my point, bye bye. - [Mae-Bee] You ready set for your regular? - Yep, set 'em up side by side straight up. - You got it. - This is gonna warm your heart on its way to your stomach and that's awesomer than a 24 hour sun rise. I'll even put extra chocolate chips in here just for you. - Thanks Amos, I think I'm just gonna stick to my holy trinity. - Java jitter Joe extra hot, coming right up. - No, no, don't waste 'em. - What? - The saucers. - Don't be silly, you know it ain't a waste. Give me the gum. (laughing) Thank you. - Oh hold up. Got another one? - Tough one? - Depends on how you're calling it. I bet the way we call it is about as different as sinners from sins. - You know Tiny there ain't nothing between us but this little old counter. We are not that different. - Yeah but over there you can tell folks what you do for a living at the PTA meeting and over here well I ain't never been to one, so this counter might as well be the Red Sea. - Well you know the Red Sea wasn't uncrossable Tiny. - You can believe that. - [Tiny] Well then it was a different Sea. - Put your glasses on, this is a bridge, not a sea. - Nope, looks just like a sea to me. - Blind as a bat. - Gus. - Oh well that is a well broke in Mom is disappointed voice if I've ever heard one. Little Jackson must love hearing that whenever he ignores his chores. - Oh, you alright there let me get that for you. (coughing) Are you okay? - I'm so sorry. - Oh no you don't have to be sorry for me to do my job. That's my job. - Did you hear what she said he son's name was? - Jackson. - Jackson? - Jackson. - Thanks, thank you. - Sure thing. - God. Son's... - Oh no way, no way. (laughing) What're you working on? You're a writer too. - What, no. No. - I'm sorry, I thought I recognized a fellow writer. - Oh no this was, it was a work in nothing. - Oh I see. Well you see, I mean I'm a writer. I'm fourth on the waiting list over at Mr. Duvet's class at Paxton College, yeah. Oh god, I don't know why I said it like that, like you really know who Mr. Duvet was at Paxton College. Yeah, okay. Well you need anything? - No, no thank you. I'm fine, great. - Okay great. Well you just let me know if you need anything okay? - Yes. (dramatic music) - Now all that caffeine and no food? Everybody's gotta eat. That was my mom voice. - Not hungry Mae-Bee. - Come on Tiny, please let me whoop you up a New Year's Eve feast. - Well looky at that, just exactly enough time to dump three cups of coffee straight up, no chaser. Oh no need for you to make extra work. - It's no trouble Tiny. After all this time don't you know you're no trouble. - My momma would've begged to differ with you on that. - Here's the deal, I thought my mom was weird and I didn't like it, it made me feel weird. At The Griddle House I was hoping to find some sense of normalcy to my legacy you know, a regular, average, basic even, woman who brought me into the world. Here. If that existed anywhere, it wasn't at The Griddle House. (sirens blaring) (upbeat music) (sirens blaring) - Oh mercy, oh lord. (sirens blaring) Waiting for the one to love Do you need to use the-- - No. No. Do you need to go? - No. His pieces were all swept up - Some of these folks, this is a nice establishment, nice people. - [Mae-Bee] Hello Officer Darcy, Happy New Year. - Happy New Year Mae-Bee, everyone. I was wondering if you could help me out. - Well you're in luck because-- - [Both] Help is always the special of the day. - Man I love that. - What just happened? - [Darcy] Hey Gus. - Don't sit in my seat. - He's in a really good mood. - [Amos] You don't know the half of it. He loves that seat. Oh he sits on it like a chicken sits with eggs. - [Mae-Bee] What can we do to help you Officer Darcy? - Well I'd like you to meet my new partner. - [Mason] Dude. - Hey your partner's got handcuffs. - I ain't a cop. - Fine. My new friend, Mason the delinquent. And I was wondering if we could get a couple slices of your apple pie? - Oh yeah. - Apple pie, who are you Ward Clever? (laughing) - [Darcy] Somebody's been watching Nick at Night huh? - Apple pie coming up. - You're weird. - Your definition of weird has a bit of wiggle room huh? I mean polite society would consider the shoplifter the weird one. - Alleged shoplifter. - Witnessed shoplifter. Uh-oh, you hear that? Uh huh. This is Officer Darcy go ahead. That's a 10-4, and that sounds serious. - Dude there's no one talking. - I'm on my way. - You doing a skit? - Amos could you make my apple pie to go and could I get a to go cup of coffee? - Sure thing, that sounds serious. - It is, yeah. It's 12-18-43, that's breaking and entering while wearing PJs. And getting an ice cream brain freeze. - There's no rest for the wicked, especially on New Year's. - What? - And I don't know if I can risk it with my new partner. - [Amos] I understand. - Do you think he could stay here for a few while I go check things out? - No. - [Amos] Anything for our men in blue. - No way, what? - It's for your own good. Now PJ B and E that's pretty dangerous. - Man, man I'm gonna, I'm gonna file a thing against you man. You can't do this, I know my rights. - It's for your own good. I'll be back for you as soon as I can. - Come on man. - Thank you so much and tell Tiny I say hey. - Will do. (laughing) - Gus. - Officer. - Nice American steel, that ain't gonna help. - Is he coming back? - If Officer Darcy says he's coming back he's coming back. He takes his own life into his hands when he steps out there so you can sit here and have pie. I'd just shut up and eat it and be grateful. - Don't try to intimidate me. Ow. (gasping) - Jesus H Christ. - First date? Nice. - Little red robot eyes fade away? - Robot eyes? Dude I think this lady's crazy. Yo, what's your deal? - My time isn't free. - What? Oh. Oh are you like a... You are. You are aren't you. Hey why is she free? I'm the one cuffed up and she gets to walk all over this restaurant like she owns the place? And the, oh I'm sorry, you get to walk the restaurant and the streets of course right? - I'm not free. - What? - Officer Darcy asked me to tell you that-- - Oh I heard him. - You did, well, look I don't want to hear no from you. You take this, eat it on the go. You know that wind out there is pretty strong. It'll just blow you away like a dandelion head if you don't put on some weight. - Not the wind she needs to worry about. - I cooked this, it's awesomer than two kittens playing paddywack with a ball of yarn. - Thank you for the food, but look out, the advice for nothing. Bye all. - Hey hey hey, Tiny, what am I chopped onions over here? - You're... As god as my witness you are the only friend that I've ever had. Sorry to be so much trouble for you. - Wait, wait, Tiny, Tiny. Listen, listen. You know that I love my crosswords like pig likes stink right and to leave them un-worked well it just makes me crazy and I really need some help here you know? Nine letters, starts with an N, ends with an E and the clue is Victorian pocket charm. Can you help me with that? It's-- - Not gonna work Mae-Bee. See you the day after the day. - Tiny, Tiny. - Seriously? That's not fair. - Mae-Bee. - Yeah hon, what do you need? - The day after what day? - Oh. Tomorrow. - New Year's? - And her birthday. She's meaning to skip both. - So what Teeny was your mom? - Tiny. - Tiny, she was your mom right? - It was weird. I had it narrowed down to these three women and yet I never felt further away from the answer. - Yeah you're not gonna tell me yet are you? - Which birthday? - 34 or 35. - Yeah somewhere in there. - Tiny's older than that on the inside. - Sounds like Tiny's having a little trouble. Gus you barely get off that stool to go pee. What grabbed your attention outside before? - I just needed some fresh air. - [Mae-Bee] Uh-huh. - Thank you. - I tried every trick I knew, it didn't work. Not even one little crank. (laughing) - You know what I'll go out and see what I can see. - I didn't even know this dude could talk. - You know what I try to keep quiet unless I have something helpful to say. - Yeah, well no one cares what a bow tied 100 year old bus boy has to say about anything. - What am I gonna do Mae-Bee? This can't happen. New Year's Eve is busy, bad busy. No different than Christmas. - Well maybe this will help? - I'll just eat this, no need to trouble yourself. - You didn't read what I wrote on top of that box did you? - I'm blind as a bat without my glasses and you know that. - Well get your glasses, I took the time to write it, you take the time to read it. - You're no trouble Tiny. - Listen this is what we're gonna do, we're gonna go back into my office and we're gonna dial up that person that keeps buzzing your beeper and we're just gonna tell them your car picked a doozy of a night to break. And if they don't believe you they can come on down to The Griddle House and see for themselves. - What's it say? - What? 911, I don't know it's just numbers. - That's his way of talking. - Well is somebody hurt? - Well someone's gonna be if I don't respond. - Tiny how long has this man been running you ragged? - I do what I do and I can't even, I can't even make a stupid phone call to tell him that my car's broke. - Wait, no, no. - Mae-Bee I really appreciate everything that you've done for me, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta learn when to cut your loses. - Tiny please, Tiny that is where you're sorely mistaken, okay? I want you to come over here with me and look at this picture. You see that? - Yeah. - That is our genesis, that is where we started. - So you guys have been here a long time. - No Tiny look at that picture. That picture was taken in 1933 at the height of the Depression. The Griddle House started as a soup kitchen. For years that house gave away every bit of food it could chef up so there is no imposing, there is no troubling anybody 'cause this building was made to give everything it's got and then some. Tiny, I was just like you. - No. - Yes I was. I am living proof of a life turned around. I've never told anybody that. (crying) Let's make that call huh? - My voice is gonna shake. - End it. - Johnny. My car broke, I'm trying to get it fixed. I'll get there as soon as I can. He hung up on me. I'm sorry. (crying) - It's okay. It's okay, it's okay. (crying) - Excuse me can I help you? What are you doing back here? Are you trying to steal my recipe for the best sandwich in the world? - [Jack] Yeah, I'm just a little lost I guess. - Yeah? - Yeah. Mae-Bee's a strange name isn't it? Maybe yes, like maybe no. - Not really, it's not her real name, her real name is Maybelline like the Chuck Berry song. It's not an abbreviation for indecisiveness. - Oh and Tiny, I mean, that's a weird one. - You know I don't even know what her real name is. Tiny is all we ever called her. I gotta ask her one of these days. - So how long you been working here and stuff? - I was just driving down the highway, I stopped here for a cup of coffee. It's been 30 years, I better call home. - So do you like it? I mean do you like the people? - Are you asking me if I got a crush on somebody? - No. - Maybe you have a crush on somebody? - No. - It's okay now. They're attractive, but a little old for you but-- - No, no I was just, I was just wondering if, you know, you liked working with Francis and Mae-Bee. - Yeah, yeah, I like working with them. - What about Tiny? - Well you know Tiny, Tiny's different you know. - Different how? - She just doesn't know she's home yet you know. - Home. Right. So you all live around here? - Yeah. Paxton might not be all that much, but it holds all our hearts. You know who wrote that? - Who? - Francis. (slow music) - Excuse me ma'am. It was a Monday that felt like a Tuesday And after noon turned into night Yeah I was wondering if I could ask you some questions? - [Francis] Okay. - Like sit down questions. You're a writer, this is like an interview. - Like for school or something? - Yeah, yeah for my school. - Okay, let me just set these down. Okay, well, nobody's ever wanted to interview me before, so. - Francis right? - Yeah. Francis Beemer, Francis Rose Beemer, B-E-E-M-E-R. It's kind of like a fancy name don't you think? Kind of famous fancy. I always thought maybe like it would be like Earhart and Beemer. I could be her copilot or something, that's the kind of name it is. Oh and you know what I always wanted to see my name in print so it's my first time. - Okay. Which state were you born in? - Oh honey I was born right here in 1959 Mother's Day and I have only left the state three times. - That makes you 35? That makes me 36, I'm a little bit older. - Okay what is your hair color? - Well this is actually a rinse, but my hair color it's actually more like the color brown like yours, that color. - So your hair color's naturally brown? - Well I was born as bald as a cue ball, but once my hair started coming in, yeah pine cone brown is what I got. - Okay. Do you like to play outside? - Come again? - Do you like to play outside like on a swing set or seesaw or something? - Sure, yeah, outside's friendly. Can I ask you what is this for again? - Are you left handed? - Oh, well actually I'm ambidextrous. - What does that mean? - Ambidextrous. It means that I do things with both hands. I can write with both hands, I can cut with both hands. - Wow that is amazing. Ambidextrous. Do you like movies? - I love movies. I mean when I was a little kid we used to go to the movies. I just, I love it, I love it. - Me too. Do you get like one big bad cold during the winter? - Oh, yeah when I get a cold yeah it's big and bad. - Well okay. Do you like children? - Do I like children? Yeah I like children. What's not to like? - What about the name Jack? - Yeah I like the name Jack. I also like the name Phil. Okay I'm sorry Phil, but I've gotta go. - Just one more question, one more. One more question or two more. - Alright. - Okay, okay. Do you like giving things away? - Do I like giving things away? Like philanthropy, like charity? Yeah, like generous like, yes. I like giving things away, sure. - And just exactly have you been working at The Griddle House for? - Three weeks. - Three weeks? - Well 21 and a half days to be exact, yeah. I'm still getting my sea legs here. - Oh. - Is there something wrong? - Yeah, no, that was very helpful. Thank you. - Okay, can I get you anything else before you go? - No I'm fine. - Okay. Just let me know. Oh and thanks for the interview. - I told you it was Tiny, not Francis. Why don't you just skip to the end? - Your car is not fixed yet. (upbeat music) - Help, help, I'm being held against my will. Look at this, look at the cuffs. - I know the feeling, I used to be married. - So that's him? - Trust me. - Is he gonna do anything? - Just wait. - Amos, Amos, you gotta go help me out and take their order. - Hold up, isn't that your job? Cook, waitress, cook, waitress. - I know, but I just can't, that's the guy I was telling you about. - Who, the writer guy? - Yes, yes that's Professor Duvet's writing assistant. - You certainly can't give him your writing if you can't even take his order. - I know Gus, that's why I'm asking for help, please. Amos don't make me, please. - No one's making you do anything, give me that. - Hold up, we got this. - No you don't have that. Fix the machine. - No what are the specials? We'll just-- - Tell him today he better pop his peepers back in his head or I'll pop them for him. - I'm not gonna tell him that Gus. Hi, I'm Amos, can I get you something? - Just coffee. - Me too. - Two, be right back. - Sir. - Yes? - How is he today? Gus right? - You know Gus? - [Joe] Well-- - Joe's made him somewhat famous in our writing class. - Oh, oh yeah the writing class. You're writing about Gus. - The guy's a solid study, I couldn't make him up if I tried. And I had to prove it. - Really? Well now you watch him at your own risk, but, but hey you know, Francis she is on the waiting list for that very class you're in. - Well it is a great class. - That's what I hear. I'll be right back with your coffees. They're fans alright. - What? This ain't a zoo and I ain't a llama. - Told you. - Classic. - [Gus] What're you writing? - Just your tales of wisdom. - You making fun of me? - Oh no, no no no. - No? I'm serious, I ain't for writing about. Well, I just won't do anything interesting. - That seems like a big stretch. (laughing) - Francis. - Yeah? - Come here. - What did he say? What did he say? - Never mind what he said, look, you've gotta give this guy your story because he's an assistant professor, he's gotta have some kind of pull, he could help you. - I don't know, I just, I can't Amos. - You gotta take this opportunity, it's knocking on the door. You gotta open the door 'cause in a minute Gus is gonna scare them away and they'll be gone forever. Now turn around and go, go. - No Amos. - I'll go with you. - Oh Amos. (sighing) - This is Francis. - Coffees and place mats. Cream? - We're good. - Okay. Sir. - Yeah? - Hi. I'd like to-- - I'm Joe. - Hi I'm Francis. - What's up Francis? - I wanted to talk to you. The thing is I was wondering if you just might be, if you might be willing, you see I'm on the waiting list for that class and I thought maybe you'd be willing to take a look at this story I've been working on. I mean if you're too busy or whatever that's fine, but if you can and you think it's good maybe you could talk to Mr. Duvet about me being-- - Francis, let me just stop you there 'cause Joe, he really can't do that, even if he wanted to, so sorry. - That's fine. - It's just that you know I'm just a student. - No, no, it's not a problem, I just thought that maybe you know you could, but really-- - It's not that, it's just that-- - No it's fine, I understand. Now I've got this thing so. - Well sorry. - Well you be sure to let me know if you need anything else. (rock music) - Tiny. I think that's it, I've had enough I'm tired of you and that beat up truck - Well? And I'm shipping out - You're missing voltage regulator. Can't do anything without it. - It's missing? Well I got here without it. - Well you ain't getting it, nevermind. - I just, I need to just figure this out. No you probably won't depart or get a job A simple nine to five - [Mae-Bee] You doing okay there son? - Excuse me? - You like to mix up your corn into your mashed potatoes don't you? - I'm on it baby, I'm on it. - Along side a turkey club. - That's easy, give me something hard. - With a side of soy sauce. - [Amos] I'll see what I got. - That's my favorite. - I figured. - How'd you do that? - Oh I don't know, it's just a little knack I got. Came in real handy when my kid was little. I suspect we have some chatting to do. Scooch on over would you? - Okay. - Now, your mama, she ever make you set the table? - Yes. Most every night. She's picky like that. - Picky like what? - Oh well, she says if you're not sick or deceased you better be sitting at that table even if it's take out on New Year's Eve. And then she asks us questions. - Sounds like your mama knows what a table's for. What kind of questions? - You know, normal questions like how was your day? What was good, what was bad, but she calls those roses and thorns, it's like the good is the roses and the bad is the thorns. And then she makes you ask your own. - Okay. Shoot. - What? - Well seems to me, pretty obvious, that you came here looking for some. - It's that obvious isn't it? - Why don't you start with the thorn first, the real prickly one, the one poking a hole in your soul. - Okay. 1977, April 20th did you give birth to a child, specifically a boy and then did you give him away? - Feels good to ask something true don't it even if it is thorny. - Yes it does. - No son I did not have a baby in 1977. I gave birth to my son eight years ago. - You named him Jackson? - I did. That's my maiden name. I didn't have a brother so. - I see. - [Mae-Bee] I'm sorry. - What about her? You know anything about her? - Hey order up. Look, soy sauce, am I good or am I good? - Wait, when did she start coming here? - Let me get your order okay son? - Ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am please. Please, when did she start coming here? - It just wouldn't be right to tell somebody else's story you understand? - So she's got something to hide. - Maybe it's no one's business. - I think it's my business. Oh darling won't you wait for me baby? I can't go on without you Oh sure I'll go crazy Oh darling can we make this forever - [Gus] Hey! (laughing) - Oh man. (laughing) I could do this all day. - Dude what's your problem? - Don't you see the handcuffs? I'm a criminal man. (shouting crazily) (laughing) - Leave him alone. - Or what? He's clearly an idiot 'cause I keep throwing trash down and he keeps cleaning it up. What kind of an idiot keeps cleaning up the same mess? - What kind of an idiot keeps making the same mess? - It's okay, it's okay. Listen, I'm just doing my job. - My point is your job is stupid. Really stupid. - I see you've finished your pie. Do you want something else, are you still hungry? - What? - I got it. In fact anything you want, it's on the house. Oh darling won't you wait for me? - This is too easy. - I know he's not famous. - What? Oh well yeah you know, service first. Oh darling - What? - I didn't say anything. - [Gus] You still moping? - Sorry. - Ain't nothing to be sorry about. Sometimes you need a good mope. This about your book? - I mean it's a short story really. - Whatever. It's important to you? - Yeah it is. Yeah. - They're not gonna help? - No. It's fine. - It's malarkey. - What are you gonna do? - They can't come in here and write me for free. - [Francis] Oh Gus. - You want to write me? - Yeah, yeah. - Fine. It's gonna cost you. - [Francis] Seriously, seriously Gus. - You've gotta read her book or whatever. - Well I mean actually it's just a short story so it's-- - I said or whatever. - I can't promise it's gonna get her into class. - What did I say? - You said read the story. - Just read it. - Just read it and I'll quit with the silent treatment. - Okay, sure. - Well you got it? - What? - The story. - Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I got it, I got it right here, hold on. Yeah I do have it right here. Sorry. It's right here. I like to keep it on yellow paper so that I can always find it. - Just give it. - Alright, alright. Thank you so much. It's semi-autobiographical so I hope that you know. I mean they say to write what you know so okay. I'm just gonna leave it with you. I'm just gonna leave it. Do you want some coffee? I'll fill up those coffees, okay. I'll be right back with that and whatever. Oh my god, oh my god, thank you so much, thank you. - I hope it's good. - Oh my god me too. - Scoot, scoot. Thank you. Get a pen. First, this is as friendly as I get. Second, one of you is gonna buy me a bowl of soup. - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Can I help you? - I hope so. - Can you speak up? - Okay, I was wondering if I could... I just-- - Hey. Careful son, you don't just go around touching people's stuff. - No I wasn't, I'm sorry I was just, I want to ask you a couple questions. (sighing) - I don't turn off the songs for nobody. (griping) - I'm not a nobody. I'm your son. You know it and I know it. - What? - I can tell. The way they all treat you. You've come here for years. You're the only one that makes sense. I've been through everyone else. I'm Jack. Jack! I'm Jack! Oh, what a shocker, huh? That I found you after all these years. Well maybe if you hadn't of just tossed me away. If you could've taken a second out of your embarrassing life to just find a way to love me maybe you wouldn't be like you are and maybe, maybe I wouldn't be standing here yelling at my real mother in the middle of The Griddle House on New Year's Eve. - Jack. - No! - Jack, calm down. This isn't the time or the place okay? Calm down. - Tiny, he don't mean it. - Oh no. Right there's where you're sideways Gus because you know what he means it. Just look at him, look at his face and you can see how terrible much he means it. Right down to the bone he means it, every word. And the crazy thing is that he's right. About how I lived, what I've done. He's right about all of it except for one little thing, I'm not his mama. I've never had a baby of my own. - Tiny wait I wanted to give you something for your birthday at midnight, but I can give it to you now. - Can't stop. - Tiny your car's broke. (sighing) - Come on. - So it was none of them? Great job on your terrible story. - Oh it gets better. (banging on mirror) Oh I didn't know you were waiting, but you can-- - I wasn't, not for the bathroom. That was awkward. - What? - Think of the most awful thing that happened tonight, that. - Yeah, I know. - Things must be pretty rough at home? - They're not great. - Terrible parents? - Not great. - Don't love you, resent you, wish you were out of their lives? Something like that? - No, no. You know, we don't connect lately so. (laughing) - You don't connect. You thought you would connect with a total stranger in a coffee shop? - What? What are you trying to understand me? Trying to like figure me out? - People don't get to pick their family son. Except sometimes they do. I just, I feel like that should mean something. - Thank you. - Oh hey hon. Listen Tiny's a big girl, she makes her own decisions. It ain't all on you, okay? - Listen, just don't read that story okay-- - [Joe] We already did. - Oh. - It's great. - Yeah it's really beautiful. - Well I'm sure it needs a lot of work so please just-- - Not that I saw. Look I'll definitely talk to Duvet for you, but we're actually interested in your story ourselves. You see we just launched a writing magazine where basically new writers can submit their stuff and we're convinced that there's a whole book here. - I just, I don't really know what to say so. - Yes will do. - How about maybe? - What? - It's just not my story to tell. I've gotta run it by someone. - Well any idea when you'll have an answer for us? - That's fine, listen, I'll leave my contact info and just whenever, if ever feels right, just give me a call-- - You know what I'm sorry I've got to go. - I think this should probably cover it. - Goodness, you didn't get the filet mignon. Take it, save it for yourself. - Thank you. Hey. - [Francis] Hey. - You like my car? - [Francis] Are you going somewhere? - Yeah, after all that I think it's just, you know, best if I head on. - You know sometimes in life we just, we don't have any choice but to move on. - Right. - Hey, did you find what you were looking for? - No. But I sure made a fool of myself trying to. - No, no you didn't, no. I mean Phil, sometimes the only choice we have is to just give up the search you know? - Yeah. By the way my name isn't actually Phil, it's Jack. I mean I yelled it pretty loud in there so. - Yeah I know. I know. You know what nevermind. Just, Happy New Year. And I want you to drive safe okay. - Yeah, thanks, Happy New Year. (dramatic music) - Hey. - Hi. - I'm gonna go, so. - Okay. - Okay. (dramatic music) - [Mae-Bee] Amos get me all the marshmallows you got. - [Amos] Looks like somebody's done beat you to it. - [Mae-Bee] Jack what? - Where's Francis? - Well her shift was over honey. - Are you serious? She's gone. So what, she wrote that whole story, snuck it into my car like that, she's gone? She didn't even want to say goodbye to me. - Come have a seat with me, okay? Hey, her sharing that story with you, that was big for her. - All I ever wanted I thought was to meet my birth mom. Stupid, just so stupid. - If you allow me to say so I believe you did get to meet your birth mom at least just a little bit. The time you spent here, the story that she shared with you, that is her truest self and she did say goodbye in her own way. She said that she'd never have the perfect words so she wrote them instead. - For the boy who is already the oak inside the acorn. What does that mean? - I think what she's trying to say is that she already sees in you everything you're going to be. That she wanted you to be, you already are. You see? - Just one thing. When I first read this letter she said that she'd been coming to The Griddle House for years but when I asked her she said she only worked here for three weeks. - Both, she's been here for years and has only been working here for a few weeks. I got something for you, one second. When I got the blues I play the crosswords. And I'm gonna share that with you. Can you help me with four down? - Could be punk. (hammer pounding) (gasping) - Excuse me. - Sorry, sorry. Give me the poundy, smashy now. Thank you. Alright give me the one that goes-- (imitating cranking) Thank you. I think that... She's fixed. - Really? - Yep, great. Now here we land on the signature, can we get the owner's signature? - Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. (whistling) Mr. Peterson. The twin towers need your signature. - Sure thing. - No way. (laughing) - Alright. - Thank you gentlemen. - Oh our pleasure, she is a lovely machine. - Thank you very much. - I was wondering if we could get some menus. I think we're gonna stay for dinner. - Absolutely. - Great. - On the house. - Why thank you. - Dude, come on. You're the owner? - No one really owns anything, but this place was entrusted to me. - Whatever, you paid their checks and you're the one cleaning up the messes? - Yeah. I really don't mind. - Dude if I were you I wouldn't even be here right now. I'd be at home, kicking back, watching a big screen TV and counting my cash. - I don't do this for the money. - What? - You can't trust money or things. - Well, that's about all I do trust. - And that's why you're the only one here in handcuffs. You really want to be free follow what's in here. - [Amos] Well what do you know it's Officer Darcy just in time. - Oh yeah? - Yeah. - Mason is it true? Did you steal a Sega Genetics from the Target? - Genesis. - A Sega Genesis from the Target? - Yes ma'am but it's just Target. - Mason why? - I don't know. - Don't we give you everything you need? Needless to say I am very disappointed in you. Your father is gonna be beside himself. - I know. - What am I gonna do with you? - Maybe he could stay here with us. - Oh I don't know. - You want him to straighten out? I can't imagine a better place. (sighing) - Well thank you, I'll be in touch. Come on Mason. Thank you Officer. - [Mae-Bee] Would the hero like a cup of Joe? - Yeah, I'll hang out. (dramatic music) - Hey. - There you are Tiny. - Please don't, I mean do, but just give me a minute. Now you y'all, y'all bear with me. Someone once told me that the truth will make your voice shake and it'll gut you too sometimes to hear all that point blank but that ain't the worse that can happen to someone like me to hear something so hard and ugly and true about yourself that you can't help but you know run into it head long. That ain't the worst. The worst is trolling around every night of your life waiting for a pick up and pretending like that's the only truth that there'll ever be for you 'cause you're trouble and trouble can't hope for no more. - Tiny. - No. No maybe that's what I'm trying to say here, that my truth, no matter how hard I say it, it isn't true, I don't believe it anymore. - You don't? - Nope. What you've been saying to me for as long as I've been coming in here, that my heart is worth fighting for, worth loving even, I'm starting to believe it. (laughing) - Anything else? - That I ain't no trouble for anyone. - How's that truth feel when you say it Tiny? - Like my heart's been waiting 34 years for my mouth to say it out loud. - Feels good right, like good home cooking. (crying) - Handlethorpes, you got a sledgehammer? Oh. Get it girl. (yelling) (laughing) (applauding) - This calls for a toast. I almost forgot. Mae-Bee you want to count us down? - Okay, goodness is it that time already, okay here we go. - Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Happy New Year! - And happy birthday Tiny. - Happy New Year. Happy New Year. - [Mae-Bee] Okay well. You gonna blow out them candles or what? - I want to memorize it all lit up like that. I ain't never had one before. - Had a what? - A birthday cake. - Then happy first birthday. (laughing) - Okay here goes everything. (cheering) (applauding) - And we got you this. - That's from both of us. - Yeah. (laughing) We know it will fit your car because that's where we got it from. - Thank you. - Happy New Year. - This is the awesomest New Year's ever because we've all become a family. - Hey. - Happy New Year. Let's get some hats out here. - [Amos] Alright some hats. A blue one for the man in blue. - Need blue, you do? Okay. (horns blowing) - Alright. - That's it? What happens next? - What happens next? Mom saves the day. (horns blowing) (applauding) Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing? - Hey Jack. - [Jack's Father] Oh we've been worried about you. You know you tore out of there pretty quick this morning. - Yeah I know, I was just-- - Jack, it's okay. - Do you guys want some cake? - You bet. - This is my booth. - You first. - Thanks. - Howdy. Here you go. Can I get you some hot coffee or cocoa to go with the cake? - I'll take some coffee. - Okay. - Actually I was wondering if you had some-- - Skim milk with a side bowl of lemon? - Yeah, that's amazing. - I know. - We really enjoyed having your son here with us and we hope you make a habit of stopping in on the regular. I'll go get your drinks. - Thank you. - So who called you? - Francis. Did you get to meet her? - Kind of. - Did you find what you were looking for? - Yeah. - You okay? - Yeah. (car engine starting) - Oh my gosh dude. (laughing) You know that was a really good story. Thanks again for your help. - No problem. - So you think they're still there over at The Griddle House? - Somebody always is. If there's anything I left out you'll find it in there. - Thanks again. Coast to coast and I'm riding high Still holding onto the simple life My head up looking at the sky And always just staying ahead of the tide High and low or just the middle of the road It's all the same so there you go The tide rolls in and the tide rolls out And all the good waves coming whoa I'm having fun getting nowhere fast Onto the waves, it's just too hard to pass With my board as my shoes And the wave as my ride I'm always safe Ahead of the tide (upbeat music) |
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