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The Ice Cream Truck (2017)
- Have a good day now.
- Oh my god I'm so sorry. - No it's okay. I needed to cool off, I guess I didn't know it. - Will say you're sorry to the nice lady. Will, you sprayed her with the hose say you're sorry. - I'm sorry. - It's okay, really. - I'm Jessica. - Hi, I'm Mary. - When did you move in? - We bought the house a month ago but we haven't fully moved in. I've been here for a couple days. Just barely in furniture just the boxes I brought on my drive here. My husband is in Seattle with the kids for another week. They're just finishing up school. - Oh they must finish late out there. - Yeah it's a charter school. - How old are your kids? - 13 and five. My, my oldest is from my first marriage, I was so young. - Oh. - I'm from here originally, I grew up here. Lot of memories. - I don't mean to pry but why the move back? - My husband works for a tech company and they opened up an office downtown. - Do you still have family here? - No. I thought my kids might like growing up in the suburbs, you know, small town life. - I sure do. Do you work Mary or just inside the home. - I am a freelance writer. Mostly editorial blog stuff. - Oh like the Huffington post. - Yeah kinda. - Will. - Okay I should get going. I've got furniture being delivered today, I should get changed. - Sorry again about that. I hope you and your husband can come over for dinner sometime. - Yeah. Yeah that sounds nice. Okay. - Welcome to the neighborhood Mary. - Hi, how's everything? - Hey. - Good. - You guys on your way to school? - Yup, today already. - How are you? - I'm good. - I miss you guys though. - Awh, we miss you too. - Did I tell you that I got some chairs? - No, what kind of chairs? - The biggest ones I could fit in my car. - Great. - I met one of our neighbors this morning. - Oh really? What are they like? - I can tell she's gonna be real fuckin' nosy. - Making friends already. What's her name? - Jessica. - Very nice. - Her son sprayed me with a hose. - On purpose? - No not on purpose he's like four. - Oh well yeah. - Did you know that we had an ice cream truck? - Oh great, that's what they need, more sugar. Well, it'll help with the transition I guess. - No it was super weird. Felt like I was in a time warp or something. Dunno, something about him was so creepy. - Ew, how was the ice cream? - No I didn't get anything. - Well look we've gotta try it when we get there. - Eugh, I can't wait for you guys to get here. - Us too. - I don't think I've been alone since, god since Jakey was born. What did I do before kids? - I know right? - I should go out and have some wild nights. You know, reclaim my youth or whatever. - Yeah why don't you go party with some soccer moms? - How are my babies? Can you put them on speaker? - Sure, hey do you guys wanna say hi to your mom? - Hi guys. I can't wait to see you. Jacob are you so excited to be almost done with school? - Yeah. - I can't wait to see you. - Okay. - Come on Jakey it'll be, you'll love it out here. - Whatever. - Shelby, how are you? - Hi mommy. - How's my sweet girl? - Good, I miss you. - I miss you too baby. - Hey Shelby. - Hey I'm almost at Jacob's school so I gotta let you go but, how's the writing? How's it coming? Hello? - It's okay. I keep having these great starts and then they fizzle out. I think I'm just trying to force it. - Hey it'll come. - I know, thank you. - Okay I'm here. Okay, we'll call you later okay? - Love you guys! - Yeah I love you too! - Love you too. - Bye. - Bye. - Hi, you must have my furniture. - Yeah. - Okay, great. I'm ready for you. Is it just you or do... - It's just me. - Um okay. Do you need me to sign anything? Cool. Do you work or just inside the home? Excuse me. - Sorry I thought you knew I was comin' in. - I did, I just... See some people knock. Right there is fine. - Hello new neighbor. Eugh I know, back so soon you ask? - Hi. - Hi. - Well I know you're waiting for your family to arrive so I wanted to invite you over to a party that Christina here is having tonight. - Yeah my son Max's graduation. We're barbecuing so there'll be lots of alcohol and obnoxious teenagers. - Hi I'm Katie. It's nice to have some new blood on the block. These bitches are a handful. - Katie! - Hi I'm Mary. - Oh I already told them all about you. You shouldn't be cooped up here all by yourself, come to the party, it'll be fun. I mean when was the last time you didn't have your kids around? - 12 years. - Oh honey. You've been a mom since you were a baby, you poor thing. - Yeah I had my son really young, but I wouldn't change it for anything you know? - Of course you wouldn't. Don't pay any attention to Katie, she has foot and mouth disease. - Oh please. - Come on we wanna show our new neighbor a little hospitality. - I don't know. - You don't even have furniture. Why don't you let us cook for you? I bet you don't have any food in the house. - Okay. - Okay! 236, wild Berry Lane, 6pm. - Okay. - Great. - It'll be fun, you'll see. - I'll fill you in on all the neighborhood gossip. - You'll have fun I promise. - 'Scuse me. - Yeah? - I'm all done. You wanna check that everything is where you want it? - Sure. - That okay? I didn't know where your TV was going. - It's fine. We can always move it. Okay? - Your bed's in your room if you wanna look at that. - No. - Are you sure? - I think we're all set. I'm gonna be late for something. Okay thanks of your help. - Are you staying here all alone? - What? - Pretty lady all by her lonesome. - No. My husband is on his way. - Just showing some concern. - Not that it's any of your business. Thanks you should go. - Let's get outta here. - Hey. Is this the, graduation party? - Yeah. Mine. - Oh, congratulations. - Thanks. - Um. What's your name again? - Max. Uh, who are you? - Mary. I'm your new neighbor, your mom invited me. - Well okay. Alright then. - Where you guys going if this is your party? - You really wanna know? - Yeah. - Smoke a doo. You like to get high Mary? - Yeah sometimes. - You wanna get high right now? - Yeah, yeah I do. - Really? - Yeah why not. I mean just don't tell your mom. - My mom's drug of choice is Vicodin so, you're okay there. - Well, I don't really touch pills. - I can't believe she's really doing this. - I know. - Here. - Who's house is this? - It's the Worcer's house. Don't worry they're at the party. - So where do you guys go to school? - St. Ignatius. - Central. - Oh my god I went to central, that's awesome. How is it? - It's okay. - Can I have a sip of your beer please? Thank you. No thank you, I think I've had enough for one night. I don't know how I'm gonna be in the social setting right now. - I wouldn't worry too bad, they've been drinking all night, I don't think they're gonna notice. - You so do not seem like a grown up. - Tracy that is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me. Hey do you have Mr Stevens for English? - Yeah I do. - Will you tell him that Mary marsh says hi? He was my favorite. - Okay. - Alright I'm gonna go be neighborly now, wish me luck! Hey not a word of this to anyone please cause I'm a mom. - Okay. - See you later, mom. She's cool. - A little bit. - Mary! - Oh Mary darling, we're so happy you could come, welcome. - My pleasure. - Did you happen to see my son Max round here? About 18, thinks he's the shit. - Uh, no no I haven't seen him. - Oh well my husband just went looking for him. We wanna cut the cake. - You clean up nice. - Oh, thanks. - No Mary what can I get you to drink? - Whatever's easy. - No no no, what's your drink dear, whatever you want. - Vodka tonic. - Great. Come come, I wanna introduce you to some people. - Max. Max? Come on we're gonna do the cake. - Dude, you should go. - Max! - Aren't you gonna come with me? - Hell no, I'm too high for that shit. I'm just gonna finish my beer. - Well suit yourself, I gotta go. - Max, come on we're gonna do the cake. Max. - Coming dad, coming. - Where were you? - Lookin' for Tracy. - Did you find her? - Nope. - Come on graduate. - No. None of that "come on graduate" stuff. No dad no, not around mom. You know how she gets okay? Just play it cool, just play it cool. - Hey, hey! Wait wait wait. Hey wait! - Good evening young lady. What'll it be? - Um, what do you have? - Oh we've got it all. - Do you have nestle French bars? - I'm afraid not. I'm a purest. Just regular old ice cream. Cups, cones and shakes. No store bought confections here. - Wow really? - This is the real deal. So. What flavor? - Uh I don't know. I usually just get the bars, I'm not really an ice cream person. - Well, today's you're lucky day then isn't it? Time to try something new. - Can I take a look? - Sure. Come on up. - Rum raisin's my favorite. - Ew what is that? - It's probably more of an old fashioned flavor. But then again I am an old fashioned guy. - Oh what's this one? - That's rainbow sherbet. - Yum. - There are a lot of choices. - Oh this one looks good. - Does it? - What are you doing? - Just giving you the personal experience. - Yeah, no thanks I think I'll just go. - But you haven't picked a flavor yet? - Let me out. - What I should just walk you out? - Let me out! - Yay! Divine, got them all. - Thanks mom. - Um guys come on, come on. It's chocolate. - You need to have this right? - Yeah yeah. - On your own? - Havin' fun? - Yeah. - This isn't quite your scene is it? - Sure it is. Just takin' it all in. - You miss your husband? - Yeah. - Well if you ever had the desire to cheat now would be the time to do it. I have a really good vibrator. - Well if you'll excuse me I have to go find my kids. - Hey mom. How's it going? - Oh it is going. - Suburbs. Weird huh? - Yeah, I forgot how much. - It's like a big bubble. - A bubble that means well, but still a bubble. - I can't wait to get outta here. - Don't be in too much of a rush. Crazy resides everywhere. - Yeah right. - Where are you going to school? - State. - Another bubble, a bigger bubble. - Bigger is always better right? - Not always but you'll figure that out. - Yeah? - Not at first but you will. - Hey have you seen Tracy? - No. Not since the best part of my night. - Come on over here. - My uncle. - He looks like an uncle. - Well, to be continued. Come on uncle west let's get you a nice tall water. - So, what's your name pretty lady? - Mary. - Mary. So where you been all my life Mary? - Living in Seattle with my husband. - Well now that is a shame, cause uh. - 'Scuse me. - Whatever. - Hey, where you goin'? - I've had enough for one night. - Oh. Okay. - Maybe we can talk about the meaning of life another time. - Well if you want anymore, you know, just tell me mom you want yard work done. She'll let me know. - You're a grass worker. - Yeah I guess, I guess I am. See you later Mary. - I could've sworn I left that light on. - Good morning Mary. You're a runner? - More or less. - Oh how do you find the time? - Well my family's across the country so you can find time for lots of things. - Ah, so it would seem. - Oh you know I found this hairpin on the ground over there. I think it's um, is it Tracy's? Max's girlfriend? - Why do you think it's Tracy's? - I remember her wearing it the other night at the party. I dunno I just remember those things. Okay, uh yeah well hey. If you see her. Ask he if she lost a hairpin? - Okay sure. How are things going in the house? - Oh, good, good. You know, I drove down with all these boxes to set everything up for the kids before they got here but. - You drove, alone? - Yeah. - Weren't you afraid? - No. I uh, I was looking for writing inspiration and I was listening to these great podcasts. - Well I hope you were carrying a gun at least. - No, I don't own a gun. - Well you need to go get one. There's a lot of crazies out there you know? - Yes, yes there are. Mhm. Uh anyway, I can't wait for the cable company to come and hook everything up because I'm losing my mind in there. - Yeah. - And the yard's a total mess. - Well we know. - Wait, Max does yard work right? - Yeah he does. - No really I need somebody to clean up the yard. So how would I book him? - I'll just have him and his friends come by. - Oh great, thank you. I'm just so fuckin' tired of doin' yard work. Sorry, uh sorry. - 'Kay, well I gotta run, gotta go get carpool started so. - See you later. What is it about the suburbs? Hi Jessica. How are you doing this morning? - Oh just fine. Your husband coming soon? - Not soon enough. Still two more days for me to get into trouble. - Hi Mary. I heard you needed yard work. - Yes, yes I do. Oh no. I actually do need yard work. - Oh, sorry. - No it's okay. I'll take that too. - This is Nick and Joe. - Hey guys. - So what did you need done? - I don't know. Just the front yard cleaned up a bit. Lets go take a look. Yeah it's not too bad. There's barely any lawn. I can go check the backyard and see if there are any weeds to pull. - That's easy enough. - How much do you guys charge? - 100 bucks. - Hey we'll throw in a little Greens for the deal. - Alright cool, sounds perfect. So um, how's Tracy? - I don't know. I haven't heard from her. She's probably just mad at me. - Really? Why? - Well she won't text me back, she bailed on my party. - Does she have a reason to be mad at you? - Eugh, yeah probably. - He told her he wants to be single in college. - I'm just bein' honest. - Yep well there you go. Uh let me think, what else can I have you guys do while you're here, um. Do you guys clean pools? Just kidding, alright let me check the back. - Not feelin' it today boys? - It's too fuckin' hot for this shit man. - It's called summer. - Just got a text from brie, I'm outta here. - What? - Just take my cut of the money. - Yeah but that's twice as much work for both of us. - Gotta get some ass, later dudes. - Oh thanks a lot. - Nick, c'mon. - Sorry. - Where's he goin'? - What do you call the opposite of a gentlemen caller? - Oh. - Hello there young fellow. - Are you kidding me? - Am I kidding you about what? - Uh, your shtick. - You know, some things in this life are sacred the ice cream truck being one of them. Is it so wrong to make it more special for the little kids? - So what you're always in character? - I guess you could say that. So, what'll it be my friend? Come on up, that's where all my coolers are. What flavor? Might I suggest pralines and cream? - Uh two chocolate cones please. - Well doesn't that sounds delicious. - A traditionalist I see. - Yeah whatever. Oh yeah. Thanks. - Don't you want your change? - You keep it. - For me? That's so sweet. - Oh here. - Thanks baby. My parents won't be back until Monday. Should just say you're staying at Max's. - Okay. God what are you trying to do to me? - Nothing. - Uh. Who's coming over? - Nobody. - You sure? - Yeah, will you answer the door? - No way I've got a huge boner. - Uh fine. - Hello young lady. Would you mind if I used your bathroom? - What? - I don't have one on the truck you see. - I don't think so. I don't know you. - Fuck, let go of her. - Are you guys done? - Yeah. - Here I wrote you a check it's um, made out to cash. - Okay great. - Thanks again guys. Hi Jessica. - She is such a nosy fuck. - Yes. Okay I'll see you guys later. - Hi. - Hey. - Great. - Thanks. - Thanks. - It's you. - Hi. - What are you doing here? - Thought you might be bored, or lonely. Can I come in? I forgot to give you your pot earlier. - Okay. Come in. - Okay. - Have a seat. Can I get you something? - What have you got? - Beer, vodka. Wait a second, I can't give you any of that. - Oh come on spare me, like you didn't drink in high school? - Of course I did. Being around you guys, it's like a constant reminder of my high school days. - I bet you were cute. - Stop it, I am not giving you alcohol. - Suit yourself mom. You know technically I'm in college now. - How about we just smoke some pot. And then I have to go. - Go where? - Go be an adult without a teenager in my house. - Where's the rest of your furniture? - Movers. And I got some new stuff. Change is good. - You should sit on the couch closer to me. - I'm cool here thanks. Sorry. - It's all good. Oh hey. It's for you. - Ah thanks, it's exciting. - I love this song. - The only music I hear these days is Disney. - Come on Mary, be young, dance with me. - Be young? - I really didn't mean it like that. Come on you're cool and hotter than most of the girls my age. - You're bad. - Am I? Come on Mary. - Oh okay, yep. You are too young to know how to dance like this. - No I'm not, I was raised on dancing with the stars. - Don't remind me. Okay it's time for you to go trouble. - Trouble is relative. - I'm not even gonna respond to that. - Mary Mary quite contrary. - Goodbye my friend, maybe in another lifetime. What? - I don't have your number. - Why do you need my number? - Just in case. - Just in case what? - Look you could have mine too, you know, if you need yard work. - No. - Hey. I can call and text first, or I can just show up. - 206 - Well that is a shitty number. Couldn't you have got some repetition? - Bye, bye Max. - Hey I'll text you so you have mine. - Cool. Max? - Mommy! - Hi baby. - I can't wait to see you. - Awh. One more day. I'll see you tomorrow. - I'll go give you 100 kisses. - I'm gonna give you 101 kisses. When do you guys land again? - 2:35, you don't have to pick us up from the airport, I'll get a car. - Okay, I'll be here waiting. I'm so excited, I miss you guys so much. - Us too, I can't wait until we're all together again. - Okay. I'll talk to you later, call me if you need anything. - Will do, bye. - Bye. - Why hello there. - Hi. - Would the two of you like something this fine evening? - No thanks. - You sure? How 'bout a shake? - Um, sure. - What flavor? No, wait. Lemme guess, vanilla. You look like a vanilla kinda gal. Although, tonight, you look like you might want something a little more decadent. Am I wrong? Vanilla's fine thank you. - Okay, super. How about you young man? You wanna taste something sweet? - Nah I'm cool thanks. - I can see that. - You look really good tonight. - Shh. - You kids be good now you hear? - Come on, let' go this way to the park. I'm really glad you came here tonight. How's the shake? - It's good. - Can I have a sip? - You can kill it. - That was awesome. - Did you hear that? - Yeah. - What was it? - I don't know, relax. Probably just a squirrel or something. Hey hey, hey. - We can't do this again. - Why not? - Because I'm old enough to be your mother. - Not really. - And I'm married. - You are so sexy. - If I were 18. But I'm not. Life is complicated. - Can I at least still see you when your family gets here. - I don't think it's a good idea. I'm sorry. - Are you okay? - You made me feel young again. - What the fuck? - What is he doing? - I don't know. Let's get the fuck outta here though Mary come on, go. Go just run! Mary go keep running, I'll draw him away. - Max! - Argh! - Max! - No. - No! Fucker! - You whore. - Hey buddy. - Thanks, come here. - Hi mom, miss us much? - Yes. - Hi. - Hi. - Here we go. - Hi. - Thanks. - My pleasure. - Looks like you've been missed. - Hi. - When are the movers coming with the rest of our stuff? - Uh Monday I think, let's get the rest of this weekend. Come here. Thank you! - Hi. - Hi. - Hi, see your family finally made it. - Yup they did. - That's good. - This is Steve. - Nice to meet you. - Shelby. - Hi. - Jacob. - Hey. - Well it's nice to meet all of you. I was wondering how you occupying your time all alone in there. - Oh you know, you can always find ways to entertain yourself. - I'm sure you can. - Hey there's a pool, let's go. - Okay go on. - Oh, I'm so glad you're here. - Me too. - I really missed you. - I missed you too. - Hey Mary! Your family showed up! Welcome to the neighborhood. - Thanks, who's that? - The kid who's graduation party I went to. - Hm. Seems like a nice kid. - Yeah, he is. - What's this? - Oh I was doing some yard work. - You should hire someone to do that for you. - I know, I had a ton of free time. - Mom come on let's go in the pool. |
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