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The Ouija Exorcism (2015)
Hear anything?
Nope. Bev? Nope. This thing's stupid. You know what isn't stupid? Your birthday present. What is it? Just open it. I can't believe you stole this from your dad's office. Let's try it. Is this Jewish? You mean Hebrew? Right, Yossi? Yeah, but it's not Hebrew. I think it's Chinese. How does this thing work? Well, it's a spirit board. You're supposed to contact people or ask it questions. Like dead people? Or is Bev going to kiss you? Shut up, Max. What? I'm just stating the obvious. I think just dead people. Ask it a question already. Did my mom and dad get me the BMX bike that I wanted? Does Beverly Morgan like Yossi? This thing is also stupid. Maybe because you're not asking it The right questions. Hey, Bev. Your parents are here. - Oh, okay. - And you two? It's time to get to sleep. Alright, I promised your dad that you Would be in bed before nine, pal. Alright boys? Okay, Dad. Okay, Mr. T. Alrighty. You know, I think Max asked one Right question on the board? Which one? Gross! You going to miss me? Always. Okay, Romeo, let's get to bed. Quit it, Max. Max, is that you? Hello? Hello? Aba? Yossi! Are you okay? What happened? It's Max, something's wrong. Yosef. I took the Ouija board and let Max play with it and What Ouija board? The one from my office? Yes, I'm sorry, I... It's out. Yosef, you find a place to hide at Max's And you don't come out 'til I get you! Yosef! Yosef! Show yourself demon! Yousef? Mark? Aba? Yousef, run! Hello? Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be there as soon as I can. Bye. I'm so glad I finally get to meet my grandfather For the first time, Right before he's about to die. Yeah, I guess I deserve that. You think? Look, you want to blame Dov for keeping us apart, not me. Why do you always call him that? Because that's his name. I know, but he's your father. Was my father. I haven't seen that man in over 30 years. I'm having a hard time figuring out Why he would put you in a foster home For no reason. Because your grandfather is an Extremely selfish man. Just sucks is all. Especially considering you can't remember Your childhood because of some stupid accident. Yeah. It does suck. But I had no control over that. But you know the one thing I do have Control over is being your father. And just so you know, I would never Ever do what Dov did to me to you. I care about you way too much. I care about you too, Dad. Come on, Dad. He's stable now. But we're not sure how much time he has. Does he know we're here? No. I did has you asked. I didn't tell him you were coming. Thank you. I'll leave you to it then. You okay? Grandpa? You're a handsome young man. What's your name? Noah. I'm your grandson. I don't have a grandson. Yes. Yes you do. Yousef you're... You're not supposed to be in this house. It's too dangerous. I think after 30 years I actually deserve an explanation. What is so dangerous about an old house? It's not the house, it's what's in it. Noah, leave the room. - Dad - No, go. I did what I had to do to protect you. Protect me? You self-righteous piece of crap, protect me? I spent 10 years getting my ass kicked in foster homes Where was your protection then? It was for your own good. Now, please leave. Before it's too late. I know you're not an observant man anymore. But promise me you will never lose your faith, Especially in me. That's easy. I never had it to begin with. Games on in 15, babe, in and out. Geez, what's their problem? You'd think somebody died. Please behave yourself, Jeff. What's in it for me? What do you mean? We haven't done it in forever. I wonder why that is. Oh wow, Beverly Morgan. You look amazing. You don't look half bad yourself. I am so sorry for your loss, Yossi. Thank you, And it's Joe now. Joe. Okay. Hi, Noah Barnett, at your service. Chloe. I'm sorry for your loss. You must have made this. Why? Because it smells heavenly Can I go now? I have some flowers for ya. Uh, Sorry about your dad, man. He was a weird old dude. Yeah. Yeah I should probably get rid of these. I just paid 35.99 for those. You just going to chuck them? No, in the Jewish tradition we don't believe in flowers For mourning, so that's why You know what, thank you. These are great. I'll go put these in water. Noah? Yep. They're not even real. This sucks. Joe, I'm so sorry. Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, that's rough. Yeah it was. Especially on Noah. Towards the end, seeing his mother like that, Knowing there was nothing he could do to help. It really did a number on both of us. I know exactly how you feel. We lost Chloe's dad, my husband, To colon cancer three years ago. I'm so sorry. Thanks. Let's talk about something, A little less depressing. I think that's a great idea. So Jeff, huh? Okay, good subject. Hey, remember when we were kids your dad Wouldn't let us be in the same room alone together? Oh, the good old days. We're all grown up now though. Yes we are. You were really cute back then though. Your glasses, your little curls. What happened? Well I don't have the glasses anymore And my little curls are now big curls. I have much bigger curls than what I had before. So I know you and Noah have to get back, But, we're actually going to a cabin On Friday if you'd like to join us. Oh. That sounds really cool, but I think um There's just a million things to do around here You know, and Noah has school on Monday, So I think we're just going to sit this one out. Maybe next time. Noah? What was that? Yeah dad. Thanks. Anytime. It's good to have you back. If you change your mind, let me know. I will. Ouija, or spirit board, predates to China around 1100 A.D. People commonly use the board as a way To contact the dead. Yeah. I mean what's the worst that could happen? Okay board, let's see what you have to say. I'm looking for my mother, Jennifer Barnett. Mom are you there? Hello? Anyone there? Mom? Grandpa? Whoopi? I knew this thing was bullshit. Hello? What the? One. Never play alone. Two. Never let planchette count down through The numbers or backwards through the alphabet. Three. Never mention God. Four. Always say goodbye. I mean, one out of four ain't bad. Hey Dad, does grandpa have a cat? I don't think so, he was allergic. Why? No reason. So, this is it. Yep. Look, if you change your mind Here is the address to the cabin. Cell service can be a little shoddy so just show up, okay? Okay. Come on, babe! We're late for Jeff-town! Population beers and burgers! Take care of yourself, Yossi. Joe. Sorry, old habits. Bye, Noah. So, cabin? No. And you make great sandwiches too. What do you do? What do you contribute to the household? You drink beer and you watch football. And I cook steaks. Occasionally. Only when I make you. Who does the rest of the stuff? Who fixed the sink the other day when it got clogged? What? Nothing. We're not going to the cabin. Fine. You always said that grandpa never took you Anywhere or did anything cool. I mean it's not like you're forcing me To leave home like he did, But I am going to college. Don't you want to have some fun before I go? What are you doing? This isn't our exit. I know. I'm just proving that I'm cool. It's not cool if you say you're cool dad. Okay. Well how about this, I will promise Not to tell anyone the only reason you want to Go to the cabin is so you can hang out with Chloe. Have I mentioned you're the coolest dad ever? It's not cool to mention it. Hi guys, sorry, you just caught me At the end of my sun salutations, I'm working on my yogi certificate. You must be Beverly. Nice to meet you. Jeff. Hi Chloe. Teenagers. Well, make yourselves at home. The door to the main house is open, I'm just going to shower up and I'll show you guys around. I'll be right down the way if you need anything. Thank you Thank you. So much. Get the bags. What's a yogi anyway though, a bear? Yep. She steals picnic baskets. That's what I thought. Let's go. Jesus, this isn't a cabin, it's a mansion. It's like Pablo Escobar's rustic getaway. Would you uh, watch your language please? What? We're Jewish, I can say Jesus. All I'm saying is the cabin is bigger than our house, And there's probably a bunch of cocaine hidden in the walls. Hey! What do you know about cocaine? You know, don't, don't tell me. Hey! You guys made it! Yep. Good to see you. Welcome. Yeah he, guilted me into it on the highway. Plus I thought it'd be nice to make some "cool memories" Before he goes off to school. That's really nice. Chloe's inside and... Jeff's at the market, So why don't I show you inside? Sure, yeah. Jeff's at the market... Sup dude? Sup? Did you guys change your mind? Yeah. Yeah, something like that. How was the market? Find anything nice? Oh, you mean Ronnie. Ronnie she's like the yogi around here. Takes care of stuff when people are around, whatever Recent divorcee. On the prowl. You know, because she's a cougar. Like an older, you get it? No, I get it. So how does Bev feel about you doing yoga with other women? You listen here, Rabbi. If you even think about opening your mouth to Bev, You'll be in matzo straw for the rest of your life. That's not how matzo, That's not how matzo works. Sweet. Hey Hey, babe. Where are you going? I forgot the bread at the market. - Get it later. - I can't - We have our family hike. - We can't have sandwiches without bread. Okay? You know the hike is not my thing, okay? I'll be back later. Love you. - Hey. - How are you? Better now. Chloe? Chloe! Yes, mother. We are going on a hike, would you like to join us? Are you serious? I'd rather hang out with Noah all weekend. Looks like it's just you and me, Joe. Just like old times. Bye. Huh? Bye. Okay, bye. I know you're there, perv. How'd you get in here? So. So. Jeff, huh? Come on, he means well. - Yeah? - Yeah, he really does. I mean I know he's a pain and all, But, he really is a good guy. I met him online. After my husband passed away. Of course you met that guy online. What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. I just, uh, I guess I can't really picture swiping Right on that guy. Swipe right? Yeah, yeah, I've seen Noah swipe right, He's in his room just swiping, At least I think it's swiping. No, I've never swiped. I don't believe in swiping before marriage. Bev? Yeah. You okay? I don't know. I think I made a mistake. He means well and all, But we're just two different people, And at my age there aren't many options. I find that pretty hard to believe. Watch out I can still beat you up. You can try, bring it, bring it. It's on. Oh my goddess! What's with all the hippie shit? I'm a shamanic priestess. Well, I was ordained online. I thought all shamans were dudes. Shamans by nature are women. The first shaman was said to be a woman. Why do you think male shamans are always wearing Women's clothing and assuming mostly Female gendered behavior? I don't know I just thought they liked to Wear dresses and dress up like women. So, since you're a shaman do you like Heal crap and talk to ghosts? Or I don't know... Yes, if I can properly tap into the spirit world. I can. How about I properly tap into you? No, your dad. Remember he wore that really short miniskirt That one year, where did he even get that from? Did you give it to him? Weirdos Don't, don't make me think about that short skirt. I don't want to think about that. He had the most hideous legs And it kind of went up in the back. - Oh hey. - Jeff, hi. Did you just get back from the market? Yep. You guys are awfully chummy huh? Just catching up on old times. Huh. I'd love to hear about your old times With my girlfriend, Joe. Well Joe and his dad used to dress up for Wait, what was it called again, Yos? Purim. Purim, that's right. And apparently, there was this Persian king Who planned to have all the Jewish people killed, and... The holiday is to celebrate the people that saved them And foiled his plan, basically. Bummer. No, actually it was pretty great. I mean the girls used to dress up like boys And the boys used to dress up like girls And they would sing songs and play with noisemakers And it was really great. Yeah, well, you know shamans are actually girls? What was that? I don't know. I'm confused. Of course you met that guy online. Shut up. Oh God, I did. Smart phones, dumb people. Salud. I love you too. Hang on! Come in. Hey. What are you doing? Nothin'. Sure. Dinner's ready, so you should wash up. And buddy you might want to change that shirt, You've been wearing it for like, three days. Fine. Just looking out for you. Okay, Dad. Get out! So, um, kids, did you have fun today? Oh yeah. What about you Jeff, did you have fun? Jeff? Jeff? Huh? Did you have fun today? Yeah. It was fine. Anyone seen my dad? I'm going to go find him. This is good. Hey, we're all waiting for you out here, Noah, I thought I told you to get ready for... Noah? What? I was changing my shirt. Do you hear that? Hear what? Sup? Earth to Joe. You coming to dinner or what? Yeah. Yeah. Smells good, right? Yeah, smells. But looks, like shit. You alright, Dad? Dad? Your marshmallow's f-ed. Oh. Oh, well I, I like them burnt. There's something out there. Yeah dad, I totally think something's out there. Whoever's out there better come out right now Sorry, sorry, it's just me. Just Ronnie. Ronnie, what are you doing in the woods? Oh I just saw the fire and I heard voices, so Why don't you join us? Here, have a seat. Want mine? No, I'm good. Oh, sorry, Ronnie, this is Joe Barnett and his son, Noah. Joe, Noah, this is Ronnie, she is the Caretaker. Yeah, how did you know that? When I drove up I saw her care-taking Nice to meet you. Sorry. I have to go. Okay. Hippies. Am I right? Um, I'm going to call it a night. Are you okay? Yeah, I just don't feel good. Goodnight, Dad. Goodnight. Yeah I think your dad's right, Maybe we should all hit it, Don't you think? Fine. What? What's? Kids. Bedtime. Bedtime? Mom, I'm 18. I'm an adult. Yeah, you are. Uh, 'night. What's got her panties in a bunch? Why don't you ask Ronnie? Wait for it, wait for it. Shit. You're acting crazy right now. Don't you dare call me crazy, Jeff! Can you honestly tell me nothing's going on With you and Ronnie? I cross my heart and swear to die. There's nothing going on between Ronnie and I. I slipped up once, Bev. Now every time I look at a woman You think I'm sleeping with her. Can you blame me? Fine. Believe what you want, I'm going to bed. Fine. Fine. Chloe? Chloe? Hello? Hello? Chloe is that you? This isn't funny. Mom are you there? Mom? Who is this? Grandpa? Danger? What danger? What's so dangerous about it? Oh, okay Grandpa, there's a demon inside the board. What are you doing up so late? I couldn't sleep. What is that? Nothing. Nothing, huh? Where did you get that? Was this here? Tell me! I found it in Grandpa's office. Why did you take it? I didn't, it was in the car, I thought you brought it. Don't lie to me, Noah. I'm not lying, Dad. No, no no, please, How will I talk to mom or grandpa now? They're gone. From here, yeah, but they're still out there. Go to your room. We're leaving first thing in the morning. But, Dad? Go! Dad, please, I was talking to her, You have to believe me. Enough. This thing is not real. Your mother and Dov are not contacting you. It's a figment of your imagination. Then why do you care? Cause I'm your father And you're going to respect my wishes. Now get inside and go to bed. You're an asshole you know that? Dude. We're trying to sleep. Joe. I'll be out of here first thing in the morning. Joe, hey. Do you want to tell me what's going on with you and Noah? No. Look I'm getting all packed up, We'll be out of here before anyone wakes up. No. Hey. You don't have to go. Joe? We've been friends almost our whole lives. Really? We're friends? I mean I know we were neighbors growing up, But I haven't seen you, I haven't even spoken to you in 30 years And now you think we're friends? How dare you. Do you have any idea how much it hurt When you sent away the first time? You just disappeared. Now you're going to do it again? Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. You want to tell me what's really going on? Yeah. We should sit. Hey, everybody knows those Ouija boards aren't real. Come on, it's a kids toy. Maybe, maybe Noah's going through a difficult Time in his life right now, And you know he needs someone to talk to. He's about to graduate high school this year And that's sometimes difficult to process. Even home. The night Max and his family were killed, You don't have to talk about it. No, Bev. Bev. It's, why can't I remember what happened that night? Ever since I've been here I've having snippets Of that night. Little bits and pieces are coming back to me But it just doesn't make any sense. I wish I could help. You can. Can you tell me anything from that night? Anything you may have heard? Yossi, the things were heard They were just rumors. Can you tell me? Please? All I've ever been told about that night Is that I was in some sort of accident. That's it. That's not what we heard. Bev, what did you hear? We, We heard you, We heard you lost it or something And you killed Max and his family. And when the police showed up at your house They found your dad drowning you in the bathtub. Your dad didn't send you away, The state did. If that's true then how come my father wasn't arrested? How come I didn't grow up in juvenile detention? I told you, they were just rumors. Yeah, well all rumors are based on some sort of truth. Look, this board isn't going to be bringing Back any more bad memories okay? You threw it in the trash, it's done. Right? Out of sight, out of mind? Come on, get some sleep. Let's have fun this weekend, okay? Yeah, you're right. You're right. Always. 'Night. 'Night. The church will look after him as long as he can. Whatever you do, do not let him come back here Until I figure out how to dispose of it. I promise. But as soon as he's of age, I can't stop him from seeking answers. I understand. I just hope it doesn't take me that long To finish this. Yousef? Yousef? What happened to his eyes? Matthew 6, verse 22 and 23. The eye is the lamp of the body. And if the eye is light he'll be full of light But if the eye is bad then it'll be full of darkness. Can you fix it? I don't know. But we'll try. Hey, Chloe. Noah? Noah? Joe, what's wrong? Noah brought that board back in the house, Do you know where he is? I think he went for a walk down the hill. Okay. Noah! What is wrong with you? What are you talking about? I didn't do anything. You know what you did. You took the Ouija board out of the trash And you brought it back in the house. No I didn't. Then how'd it get back inside, huh? You know, you're about to go to college buddy. It's time you start acting like a man And admitting when you did something wrong. Dad, I'm telling you, it wasn't me. Then it didn't just jump up and Go inside by itself. Maybe it did. What did you just say to me? Maybe it did move by itself. I know you don't believe me, but it moved. And I did talk to Mom and Grandpa, A few times actually. It's called a spirit board, Dad. That's what it's made for, to talk to the dead. Maybe there's a reason we're not supposed To talk to the dead. Don't you start playing with this stuff, buddy, Your grandfather messed around with this, And look how he turned out. Dad, wait. Look, I'm not really in the mood for You to call me a creep or a pervert or whatever, okay? I'm sorry. About everything. It's just, I don't know I guess I'm still processing how my mom could move on So fast after my dad died. Especially with a guy like Jeff. I don't know, maybe it's better than never Moving on at all. At least you have your freedom, right? You'll have it soon. You're going away to school, right? Yeah. Part of me can't wait to get the hell out of here And live my own life. But the other part of me can't just leave him by himself. Can I ask you a question? Sure, I'll go to prom with you. I'm serious. Sorry. Sure. Did you really talk to your mom and granddad? You're going to tell me I'm crazy too. No. I'm serious. I want to talk to my dad. I'd better not. You saw my dad, he's pissed as is, What do you think he would do If I got you involved? Look, you saw me naked so you owe me. Okay. But we have to do it after everyone's asleep. Okay. Thanks. Yousef! Run! Dad, are you okay? Where am I? We found you on the ground twitching. I'm so sorry, for everything. Let's not go saying something we can't take back now Thank you. This is, uh, your place? Ronnie's a certified EMT. And a shaman. I thought shamans were men. It's a long story. Bev was telling me about that night When you were younger? Yeah. All I remember is my father drowning me in a bathtub Although it wasn't me. I was seeing through someone else's eyes. In fact, all of that just came back to me When I touched that board. What board? The Ouija board. You have a Ouija board back at the house? Has anyone else used it? It's okay, I followed all the rules. The Ouija board has rules? Yes, as well as being a conduit for spirits, Spirit boards can also be containment units. Wait wait wait, so you can contact The dead and you can what? Trap them in the board? Yes. But as long as no one else used it, And Noah obeyed all of the rules, Then we should be fine. Noah, what did you do? I play alone. You, what? It's okay, I said goodbye, we should be fine, right? As long as Noah said goodbye then The spirit can't escape, but it can still Have influence and try to find a way out. This could explain your visions. What happens if it gets out? Possession. Death. Destruction. Well, at least it isn't something bad. So, as long as no one else plays with the board We can get rid of it, right? In the simplest way, yes, But I need to unlock Joe's memories And see if there's anything that can help us. You can do that? You can unblock my memories? I know a way, yes. But it can be quite painful. Do it. Are you sure? Yeah. Close your eyes and breathe it in. These fragmented memories you're having Could be the result of a memory block spell. Like some amnesia spell? Come on, my father wasn't some sort of Rabbinical wizard. Eyes closed and relax. There are many hasidic Jews who are well Versed in mysticism and the dark arts. If your father didn't want you to remember These horrible things, It's possible he performed a memory block. I need complete silence. Yousef? Yousef? - Belial. - Belial. What happened? What did you see? My father. I was possessed. I killed Max's dad. I mean it did, when it hopped from him to me. It's not your fault. You saw, right? Belial, the wicked, the worthless, one of the Four crowns of hell. We need the board. Leave the lights on. Sick. I used to have one of these when I was a kid. Is Joe trying to do my girlfriend? Where do you think you're going? To get the board. And Chloe. When I said you needed to start acting Like a man, I didn't mean now. Better late than never, huh? Look, Dad, I'll be fine. Trust me. Noah. Bring Chloe back safe. Does Ronnie like it in the... It's broken anyway. Refill! I need candles. They're in the back. Okay, I'll get some. I can't leave my son out there alone. I have to go find him. Jeff, now is not a good time. Bev's here. Bev, Jeff is here! Where are Noah and Joe, did they get the board? Jeff? Jeff's not here. Belial. Ronnie, I found these will they... Jeff, what the hell are you doing? Even better. Bev-er-ly. No, what the hell, get off me. Told you, I got it. Will one of you weirdos tell me what's going on? There's no time to explain. It's not safe out here, come on! Bev-er-ly! Bev-er-ly! What the hell happened here? It's us! I'm alive, thank God. I'm alive, okay. I'm alive. Don't thank him just yet, cheater. Bev, I know I'm a cheater, just, please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. You broke my heart, Jeffrey. I'm so sorry, Bev. What's that old saying? An eye for an eye? And a heart for a heart. Quick, get inside the circle. Why? Because spirits can't pass the line. We are in big trouble. It is out. What do you mean it's out? Belial. Belial is out, and it's taken hold of Jeff. Like possession? Yes. What do we do? We need to get Jeff into water. The pool. We need to lure him into the pool And you can exorcise him. What? Me? Why me? You're the shaman. I don't read Hebrew. I haven't read Hebrew in 30 years. You'll be fine, I hear it's like riding a bike. Yeah, it's just like riding a bike. Alright, screw this, I'm finding my mom. No, stay, close. You can't pass the line. God dammit, Jeff what do you want? Yousef? Mom? Get off of me you dirty hippie, I need my mom. That's not your mom. It's okay, we'll save her, I promise. I'm not the one who needs saving, bitch. You slept with my boyfriend And I won't stop till I rip you to shreds. Give me back my son you piece of shit! I have to help him. Wait, it wants you. Then why didn't it take me? Why did it take everybody but me, Why did it take Noah? It wants to make you suffer before it possesses you again. Wait! Psalm 91, read the verse and you can Exorcise the demon, But make sure you are both in the water Before you finish the Psalm. Okay. It can't hurt. Like riding a bike, huh? Joe? Have faith. Bev? Beverly? Beverly? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You can't save her, just like you couldn't save your wife. That's where you're wrong. Heart will befall you. Heart will befall all of you. Noah. Noah isn't here, only Belial. Sorry, the book wasn't working fast enough. It's not working, Ronnie. Fight it to hold on, The harder you try it more it tears Noah apart Before it moves on to you. Then let's give it what it wants. Joe, no! It's the only way. Okay. Chloe! Chloe, help! I need my bag, Chloe! I will haunt you and your family for eternity Until nothing is left but rotting flesh. Joe, are you sure? We can still try to trap it in the board. No I don't want to trap it, I want it gone forever, That's what my father couldn't do. Because it's a mortal sin to try to take one's own life. Don't you care about that? Are you willing to die? If it saves my son, yes. When it's done, do it. Don't hesitate, okay? We beseech you, Release this boy, We beseech you, We beseech you, release this boy, Leave this boy, Leave this boy, We beseech you. I'm going to take my time and enjoy it. Dad? Dad? Dad? I'm sorry. |
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