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The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover (2017)
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[GRUNTS] [GROANS] [WHIRRING] [EXPLOSION] (MAN) I can smell it, can't you? I sure can. It smells just like your sweet tea. And your breakfast scones. Heh. That's because it's epilia. Spice of spices. Ha! Look. It just grows wild. Whoa, there Ferdinand. There's a lot more where that came from. (FERDINAND) Wow, how much can we take home? (DEREK) After we sign the trade agreement, you'll have all the epilia you could ever want. (FERDINAND) Whoo-hoo! [CHATTERING] May we? [INHALES] (BOTH) Mmm. We'll take everything you've got. Oh! I'm afraid, Count Antonio here has already spoken for this lot. Not at all. It's yours, I insist. Oh, no. We couldn't. You mustn't worry about me, princess. Every year, I manage to go home with more than my fair share. [MOUTHS] Yes! But my fair subjects, before we sign this historic agreement, allow me a fond reflection. Ugh! Here we go. [SNIFFS THEN GASPS] Sold to Count Antonio? Argh! Princess Odette, I knew your late father, King William very well. - I once saved his life in battle. - (QUEEN) Ahem. Uh-uh. Uh... Or rather, he saved mine. Ha. He was a manly man. People often said we looked like twin brothers. [CLEARS THROAT] Um... Cousins. - Ahem. - Distant cousins. Ha, ha. Yes, but that was a long time ago. Back when I was covered with muscles and had a thick head of hair. Ha-ha-ha. Remember, dear, that hair of mine? [ADMONISHES THEN LAUGHS QUIETLY] Yes, Your Highness. My father spoke of you often. And he would be so pleased to know we're signing - an agreement today. - (FERDINAND) Derek. What's-his-tonio bought all the epilia. You can't let him do it, Derek. (DEREK) Oh, no. [WOOD CREAKING] Run, Ferdinand. Our hope is that this treaty... The dam is breaking. Quick, get to higher ground. [CROWD CHATTERING AND YELLING] Oh, no. [YELLING CONTINUES] (WOMAN) My boy. My boy. I can't find my boy. Help me, please. Can you help me find my boy? Prince Derek. Wait. (ANTONIO) Prince Derek. It's decided then. As soon as we return to our kingdoms, we'll raise money to rebuild the dam. (ODETTE) It sure won't be easy. Or cheap. And yet, it falls to us. We must do some good in the world, no? Princess. Your royal highness. Until we meet again. Hyah! Take care, my friend. Whoa! You took my epilia. [GASPS] [GRUNTING] All the epilia that could be saved belongs to you, young chef. (ROGERS) Your Majesty. Your royal highness. Princess. And fellow people of our grand kingdom. Our dear Queen Uberta will now make a royal proclamation. My fellow servants and dearest friends. We don't know the people of Trumbeau well. But they are good people, like you and me. Ha, ha. I... And they have suffered a great loss. I ask that we join together as one. And give whatever we can to help rebuild their shattered lives. All across the world So many hearts in need When we help each other Is when we start to see Every journey starts With just one step Do what you can And just believe We are one When we stand together We are one Learn to lend a hand Through the darkest times United We are brighter than the sun Watch what we can become When we are one Like the branches of a tree Blowing in the wind We are bound together By the strength We have within Even mountains move When we all sing With one voice Hand in hand we come together Let us all rejoice We are one When we stand together We are one Learn to lend a hand Through the darkest times United We are brighter Than the sun Watch what we can become When we are one Watch what we can become When we are one Watch what we can become When we Are We Are One I think a certain someone's old enough to take these bulbs to market. Don't you? (WOMAN) I do. Oh, and, Lucas. Make sure to tell everyone that all the money will go to rebuilding the dam. And stop by the castle to give these to Princess Alise. Again? We'll never stop thanking her for bringing you home to us. It's not that. It's she always invites me in. So? So I'm not a prince or anything. Ha, ha. On your way, son. Hyah. [KNOCKING ON DOOR] I got it. [GIGGLING] Lucas? Um... I'm not dressed to come in. Don't be silly. Whoa... Ah! [GIGGLING CONTINUES] Where are you going? [WAGON RATTLING] I'd hoped he would stay and play. Me too. [LAUGHTER] And then the king said, "Or rather, he saved my life." Do you think grandfather really saved him? I don't know. Papa didn't like to talk about war. (ALISE) He looks so nice. He was nice, very nice. And if he were here today, he'd be one very proud grandfather. What? I've never seen that before. A new star? How did I miss that? I shall name it after my heart's true love, Uberta. Uberta P-2-8-5-1-0-7-5-4. [GASPS] "Hello. Tree Climber here. Any coders out there?" Roger that, Tree Climber. (LUCAS) "Skinny Professor here. Who are you, Tree Climber?" It's Lucas. Ha! It's me, Lord Rogers. How did you learn Alpernian Code? "I taught myself." Ha-ha-ha! Clever boy. Come to the castle tomorrow and I'll teach you more. Hello? Hello? (MAN) I believe I see Derek and Odette's kingdom, Count Antonio. I just don't get it. I thought Lucas and I would be best friends. Don't be too sad, princess. He'll change, people change all the time. Yeah, look at Jean-Bob, he used to be... A handsome prince, it's true. Oh, I was gonna say tadpole. - Ha, ha... - (DEREK) Odette, look who's come to visit. It must be Lucas. Your royal highness. Princess. Oh, you have to meet my mother. [GASPS] Oh, my. [HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC STOPS] [GASPS] Oh... Your Majesty. Count Antonio of Borremeo at your service. You're so pleased to meet me. Oh, indeed. Derek didn't tell me that you could pass for his sister. [LAUGHS THEN HICCUPS] Seriously? I'm just saying, you've got a tower of gray hair. Let's keep it real. Let's go inside. Shall we? [BARKING] Kookoo, Cocoa. Hush now. We are guests in this kingdom. My apologies. They are hunting dogs who wish they were guard dogs. [DOGS GROWL] A chocolate from Borremeo? Oh, Borremeo. You must be Antonio. Ha-ha-ha. His chauffeur, Bruno. And you are? Alise. Ha-ha-ha. Wow. That's the best chocolate ever. When you and your parents come to Borremeo, I'll buy you bags full. (JEAN-BOB) If I could do magic like him, I'd make those dogs disappear, pronto. [GROWLS] [BARKING] I am not a dog house. But who is that fella anyhow? He's like the uncle every kid wants. Magic, chocolates and super nice. But add the scary dogs and he's like the uncle who shows up for Thanksgiving in a weird sweater and he's all sweaty and he's always got a little food on his face and... I stop talking now. So generous. Your people have donated all this? I'll bet you've sent even more. Haven't you? Well. How many? Two ships? Three? Oh, I don't know. Four? Oh! Let's talk about your people. Well, I would like to show you the gold they've given to rebuild the dam. I cannot wait. You might be wondering what's on this ship. Chairs, 122. Shoes, 300 pairs. Corn and, uh, rice, 500, uh, bushels. Beans, all types, 500 barrels. One hundred shovels. One hundred axes. Ow! Oh, we mustn't bore Antonio with details, Rogers. (ALISE) Papa. Ugh. Oh! [YELLS] No gloves, Uberta? Let's get you inside before you get even more liver spots. I don't have liver spots, Rogers. She does. Ah! [YELLING] Oh, my. You pulled me up as if... As if I were weightless. Only because it is nearly so, dear queen. [GASPS] [GRUNTS THEN YELLS] So Derek tells me you lost your dear wife. It is true, years ago. I am so delighted... I mean excited... Oh, no. I'm sad. Oh, I'm very, very sad. It is lonely. In fact, since I arrived here, for some reason, I no longer wish to be alone. All of this, donated by your people? (UBERTA) It's enough to rebuild the dam and the village. Such generosity. I beg pardon, Your Highness, but Miss Margaret says she's come to make a donation. Bless your heart, Miss Margaret. Surely, this woman needs her money more than those we are helping? I could never deny anyone the privilege of giving. Within that barrel chest and those massive arms beats a tender heart. Rogers, you wanted to see us? Quickly. Are you okay? Count Antonio is the devil. The "devil" devil? No. The Tooth Fairy devil. Yes, the "devil" devil. Look what I found in the stable next to his carriage. Hmm? The devil does use a pitchfork, does he not? Yes, but so do the stable workers. Well, what about his hat? He never removes it. What could he be hiding? Horns, maybe? You know who else wears a hat all the time? That sweet, little Miss Margaret. I never trusted that woman. Ha, ha. Rogers. And isn't it obvious he only wears pants to hide his tail? [LAUGHING] He's come to hurt us. To take away what... What we love. To take away Uberta. Now I'm losing her. I'm sorry, Lord Rogers. No, no, it's silly. Of course, I should be happy for her. He's a man of distinction. A Renaissance guy, a washboard-bellied raconteur. And I'm just a jealous old toad. - Good night. - (ODETTE) Good night, sweetheart. Good night... I'm speechless. Me? Oh. Your wife? Oh. Oh, Antonio, I don't know, I mean... Oh, who am I kidding? Yes. A big, fat yes. [GIGGLES] Queen Uberta has fallen in love with you. (ANTONIO) She can't possibly think I would marry her. You know me, I'm a flirt. [GASPS] (BRUNO) Alise. Do you think she heard us? I knew it. I knew Antonio was a rapscallion. Didn't I say it? Ah! Princess? I don't understand how love works, Lord Rogers. But if Antonio doesn't love her, why does he compliment her all the time? And hold her hand. Indeed. We must figure out what he's doing before he breaks her precious heart. Keep an eye on him around the clock. You mean, we'll be like spies? Not like spies. Spies. And not just you and me. We need a team. So how's the young tulip farmer? Um, great. - Lucas, we wanna know if... - (ROGERS) Ahem, ahem. Mm-mm. I suppose it may be a little boring for a boy who's lived on an island full of wild beasts. [CHUCKLES] It's fine. Yes, here, every hour of your day is planned out. Same thing day after simple, safe day. Oh. You wanna be a spy? Yes. Okay. Could we borrow Lucas for a few days? Yes. Anything you wish, princess. We're gonna be so cool. Now look, General Puffin. We all understand that you're retired. I'm all in. And that your spying days are over. - Read my beak. I'm in. - Just hear me out, please. - He's in. - He's in. Oh... Oh, usually when you go to the retired guy, he's reluctant. - Nope. - Okay. What's my cut? Your cut? I want 20 percent of the take. There's no take. In that case, I want 50 percent. We're doing this for queen and country. That's it. Okay. I'll take the country and you can have the queen. That's my last offer. Jean-Bob. Get off that lily pad and get in line before I serve your legs for dinner. When do we start? [YELLS] There might be a time when we need something that looks like a rock. Okay. He can't even keep up in slow-motion. It's time I shared my secret. We've reached the entrance. Hang on. [WHOOPING AND LAUGHING] (ALISE) I hope there's a mattress at the bottom of this. (ROGERS) A mattress? Ha! See? I told you the castle was fun. Let's do that again. We've got bigger snakes to sizzle. - Whoa. - (ROGERS) For years, I have secretly toiled. Sleeping just 1.3 hours each night, inventing these tools. Cool. Just in case we need to spy on an enemy. (BOTH) Wow. (LUCAS) Cool bow ties. [CHUCKLES] This may look like a bow tie, but this little feature makes it a blow-tie. [METAL SCRAPING] (ROGERS) Ha, ha! Meet show-tie, grow-tie, mo-tie, whoa-tie, and dough-tie. Dough-tie? Just in case you need a snack. Hmm. Chocolate chip. This one's for a young spy who needs to disappear quickly. [COUGHING] And that is just one of its features. This is so me. I'm gonna be the best spy ever. Well, you might just have some competition there. Not to brag, princess, but my survival instincts are pretty good. They didn't help you push that blow-tie button, did they? I was just... Now, remember, we're a team. Now, everything you need is in these packs. Our plan is simple. Alise, you'll tell your parents you can't wait to take all the donated toys to Trumbeau. So, then, you'll simply ask if you can. Of course, they'll say yes. But on the way to Trumbeau you'll swing by Antonio's kingdom. There, you'll figure out who Antonio really is and what he's really up to. Meanwhile, I'll stay here and make sure he doesn't steal Uberta. I mean, steal all our secret stuff. Send me word and we'll expose Antonio as a fraud. Do you understand your mission? Well I, whoosh, to Antonio's kingdom and, boop, boop, boop, gather intelligence. Yes. But "boop" secretly. Well, I never "boop" any other way. Good. Better, "Boop, whoosh!" Boop! Take the toys to the children right away. I like it. Rogers? Oh, I suppose it would work. But who would take you, sweetheart? Papa and I can't leave now. Oh, she's right. There's so much to do. (ANTONIO) I think it's a perfect idea. And if transportation is the problem, Bruno will take them. On second thought, maybe it's not... I insist. No, it's too generous. Way too generous. It's like, generous is here and your offer is way up here. Please. To deny me the satisfaction of doing my part is to deny the horse his urge to run free. Ha, ha. Every word is like flipping poetry. Oh! Oh. Did I say that out loud? I'm sure the children would love for Signor Bruno to take them. Are you sure you can spare him? Absolutely. He'll be with them every minute of every day. Then it's settled. Hooray. [BARKING] Kookoo, Cocoa. Here comes a pro spy move. Signor Bruno, you know how you talked about showing us Borremeo someday? Yes, princess. Well, aren't you tempted to go there now? You know, before we go to Trumbeau. Wouldn't that defeat the purpose to deliver these toys quickly? I got this. But if we go there now, we can get even more toys. And more toys means happier kids, right? Whoa, whoa. You make a good point. But we already have so many. And too many toys would only spoil the children, no? [SIGHS] Hyah! Hyah! [UBERTA LAUGHING] (UBERTA) Oh, really, Tony? Oh! [LAUGHING CONTINUES] We need to get ears on that situation, stat. (UBERTA) Oh, you don't say? Where's my awesome spy gear? Not necessary. Get out there. But I will look suspicious. A frog by the pond is not suspicious, it's expected. He'll know I'm spying. He'll clobber me. Oh, really, Tony? Oh, you little thing, you. [GRUNTS] [GASPS] [GRUNTING] [YELLING] It's a long fly ball to center field! Good technique. He really rotates those hips. [BRUNO SNORING] (ALISE) Are you sure we're headed south? Trust me. I grew up in the forest. Well, you're not the only one, you know. Then you should know that moss only grows on the north side of the tree. So that's south. Looks like someone's got some serious spy skills. Yeah. Too bad that's poison moss. Ah! Get it off, get it off. Huh? Oh, no. (ALISE) "Dear Signor Bruno, there's something we must do. Why don't you take the toys on to Trumbeau? And don't be scared for us. Princess Alise." Ah! Those darn kids. Find them, but don't hurt them. [BARKING] Ahh. That feels better. Thanks. I feel bad for sneaking off. You think Bruno knows we're gone yet? [DOGS BARKING] Pretty sure. [BARKING CONTINUES] [GASPING] What should we do? I mean, check your spy pack. Hurry, find that thing. There's, like, a million things in here. The thing you click that goes "Whoosh!" Click and "whoosh"! There's gotta be something else in here. Beef jerky? Wait. Slowly. Slowly. They have to bite together at the same time. [BARKING] Now! (BRUNO) Kookoo! Cocoa! Huh? [DOGS WHIMPERING] [ROGERS OVER RADIO] Skinny Professor to Green Thing. Come in, Green Thing. Have you located the target? Come in, Green Thing. The name is Bob. Jean-Bob. Who knew there were little hallways for frogs above the hallways for people? (ROGERS) It's called a ventilation system. What's it for? Spying, of course. (UBERTA) Ha-ha-ha! Oh, Tony. Well, I hope you're enjoying the tour. Target located. I repeat, Precious Flower is with, um... Skunk Breath. Oh, that's it. Skunk Breath. [UBERTA CONTINUES LAUGHING] This room is just for my tan shoes. How dare you cover those lovely feet? [GASPS] Oopsie! Those darn keys. In this kingdom, the king always carries the keys. Sometimes I think I'd remarry just to have someone carry them for me. Ah, ha, ha! Now, this old room I haven't looked in for years. I can't imagine what would be... [GASPS] Oh! That's right. Wedding decorations. I wonder if they'll ever be used again. Eh... Ha, ha. (JEAN-BOB) Something's happening. What? What? She's moving in for the kill. Oh, Uberta. I travel the world far too much to make a worthy husband. I can be very understanding. Oof! Oh, dear. Is there something you'd like to ask me? Um... I, uh... It doesn't really matter who does the asking. Ooh. Dear Antonio... Distract her. [GRUMBLES] Will you... [HOOTING] Antonio! Well done, Bob. Jean-Bob. Uh... Thank you? They're gone to Borremeo? I tried to track them down, but... Fool! Now those little brats will nose around and figure out everything. Everything was going perfectly. The flood, the rescue, the flirting. The only thing left was hijacking Uberta's ship at sea. But now I have to change my plan! Get back to Borremeo and make sure those little pests never come back. Huh. Looks like a good place to start. [GASPS] Number 9. Ah! Ah... Shoo! Away. It's all right, Jasper. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] [YELLS THEN GRUNTING] (PUFFIN) Pardon, Highness. Apologies. [BOTH YELLING] Careful, please. I've only got one life left. You almost destroyed our kingdom. At Christmas time no less. I was in a bad place back then. Not as bad as the place you're about to be in. Because I'm taking you back to stand trial. Not by the ears, not by the ears. Argh! Not by the tail, either. Whatever you're here for, I can help you. I'm a palace cat now. Oh, yeah. (ANTONIO) When you set sail with your relief ship, Derek, - may I come with you? - Of course. Ready to leave tomorrow? [SIGHS] That brings up a delicate issue. I'm afraid I... I have fallen in love with your mother. (ROGERS) Liar! Ha, ha. In love with Mother? Wow. Yes. Uh... Do you despise me for it? No, not at all. It just happened. It's okay. Now you'll be our friend and our father-in-law. No! No! I'll excuse myself then. And practice my proposal. [ROGERS SOBBING] [GRUNTS THEN YELLS] Ha, ha. Cherries in a cup, my favorite. He's not going to get away with this. Hmm... Uberta, my bathrobe! Now, the first thing we do gaze upon my... My perfection. All right. Here's a poor second, but... [GRUNTS] Well, we can make this. What a lovely... Ah! Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no. Up, up. Oh, my sweet. Name, kingdom, and cargo. Captain Lutz from Cumberland. Cotton. Permission to unload. Make it fast. Sir, sir. A boat's sneaking into the harbor. What? Not on my watch. [PANTING] Where did it go? It was right here. [GROANS] Huh? Oh. Come on, it was over there. Hey, where are you going? It was there. It was really, really there. You better stop them. Sir, they were really there. That was close. You couldn't keep him away any longer? You couldn't read any faster? I read enough. Antonio's got ships coming and going all the time. But he never sent any to Trumbeau. So Rogers was right. Sure looks like it. Then what's he up to? What's your next idea? Because there's no sneaking in there. Who said anything about sneaking in? It's a castle. And I'm a princess. Yeah, but I'm a tulip farmer. They don't know that. Oh, no. Hey, all great spies go undercover. Wow, you look great. Prince Lucas. (NICOLLO) What's the trouble here, capitan? (CAPTAIN) No, no trouble, Marquis Nicollo. It's just the girl here says she's the granddaughter of... Queen Uberta. They, uh, would like to speak with the king. [GULPS] I am Marquis Nicollo. And you are? Princess Alise. And I'm sort of Prince Lucas. What business do you have for the king? I have a question for him, sir. Well, why don't you tell it to me and I'll pass it on to the king? Why don't you let us in and I'll ask him myself? The king is very busy. Good day, children. Your Count Antonio has come to my grandmother's kingdom. We think he's up to something. And we're not leaving until we find out what it is. How'd you know that would work? I didn't. Do I trust Count Antonio? Yes, Your Highness. May I ask why you have traveled so far to have this question answered? It looks like my grand-mom is falling in love with him. Ah. And you don't want you grand-mom to get her heart broken. Is that it? Yes, Your Highness. Ho, ho, ho! Wonderful. Aren't they wonderful children, Nicollo? Indeed, Your Highness. Here's your answer. There isn't a man more honest and true than Count Antonio. And, heh, heh, he'll make a most wonderful grandpa. Oh, thank you, Your Highness. Now you must promise to return this evening for dinner. Right, Nicollo? But of course. How can we repay your kindness? If you can find my darn cat, that would be wonderful. I sure hope you find my cat. Well, I didn't know Jasper was missing. If you find him, bring him to me. We will. Count Antonio is honest and true, is he not? I could never believe anything else. It's Antonio. A thousand times yes, Your Highness. Good. Good. So if Antonio's a good guy, how come there's no record of his ships? I don't know. Bad bookkeeping? [GASPS] It's Jasper. Here kitty, kitty. - Puffin. - Shh! What are you doing with the king's cat? He's gonna help us gather intel. No, Puffin. Antonio's a good guy. Rogers was wrong. Ha! - I mean, pasheesh, heh, it's hot. - All right now, if you've got something other than a fur ball, it's time to cough it up. I can tell you where to get answers, but I cannot go with you. (MAN) Ha-ha-ha. Sort them out, boys. Sort them out. Mackerel this way. Cod that. Sort them out now. Mmm... [GASPS] [WHIMPERS] Just a little taste. You'll give us away. So, what's the big deal? All they do here is sort fish. (CARLO) Antonio has done it again, boys. Ha-ha-ha. Sort them out, boys. Sort them out. How'd he steal all this from some tiny island? (CARLO) Because he's the sly-est thief alive. Just imagine what he's gonna get from that Queen Ubeka. Yeah, he'll be coming back with all her gold any day. Then that's it, boys. Speaking of which... Hey, you gonna have that ready by the time Antonio comes back? I don't know. His plans are crazy. Figure it out. That thing's the getaway, you know? I know, I know. (MAN) Hey, get him. I want his tail. [GASPS] Spies! [GRUNTING] We've got a special place for spies. Ha-ha-ha! Enjoy your new home. Antonio's gonna break Grand-moms heart and take every penny she's collected for those poor people. [ALISE SIGHS] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] Ah! We hoped it was you. Thank you. We're starved. Oh, I thought you might be. [BOTH SIGH THEN YELL] (NICOLLO) When I heard that you were here, I thought to myself, "Those poor children. "They stuck their noses in where they should not have." You're one of them? If only you hadn't interfered. But now, well, now you'll never leave this place. What? You're a traitor! [LAUGHS] Antonio and I have a deal. I manage the king, and then, when Antonio comes back, I get your grand-moms gold. You've got my grandfather's sword. Do I? Thanks to Count Antonio, I've got a lot of things that don't belong to me. Hope you enjoy your stay here. [RATS SQUEAKING] (NUMBER 9) Rats! Ugh! Each one is like a little disease dispenser. Hello there. I think we found something you could use. Oh, yes. Thank you. Try this. [CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYS] Which bow tie is this? Whoa-tie. What's that supposed to mean? (BOTH) Whoa! What? Where'd they go? The kids have escaped! There they are. [YELLING THEN GRUNTING] Just stick with spy boy. Here they are. Over there. (MAN) Ah! How'd she do that? I've got your back. (MAN) Ha! Over there. Get them! You're going back to your cell. Told you you wouldn't get away. [MEN GASPING] What are you waiting for? I don't know what it does. Who cares? Maybe it just turns into pancakes. Why would it do that? There's one made out of cookie dough. [GRUNTING] Ha, ha! See you, guys. (CARLO) Spread out. Make sure they don't get out of this city. No, don't worry. Number 9 knows how to sneak us out. And then maybe you've paid your debt to society. Oh, sweet freedom. Let's go. Wait. First, take us to the castle. Huh? I'm not leaving without my grandpa's sword. Oh, help me out, boy. They're as thick as flies out there. We've gotta go now if we're gonna stop Antonio. We'll find a way through. Let's go get the sword. Ah! Antonio's ready to propose. But it's not finished. What's not? [BOTH GASPING] (ROGERS) Quick, help me dry it. Uh-huh. [BLOWING] [PANTING] I don't see a way through. I do. [GRUNTS] [GASPS] Oh... Ah! [GRUNTS] [POTS CRASH] [YELLS] Ha! Ha! [GRUNTING] Hey! Ya! [POTS CRASH] Ha, ha! Oof! [ALL GRUNT] [GASPING] [GROANING] You're not slippery enough to get out of this one. You got a move? Working on it. [SIGHS] Sir, I found the king's cat. Wonderful. Bring him over, princess. I was about to do the same thing. [BLOWS RASPBERRY] (NICOLLO) The children send their regrets. But they decided to return home. Oh! Jasper. Oh! Thank you, young princess. Poor boy. What happened to you? We shall leave you alone, Your Highness. And I'll make sure the children get their reward. Nothing of the sort. I want to reward them personally. Whatever they desire. Name it, child. It's hard to ask for, but I noticed that the good Marquis Nicollo carries a certain sword. It once belonged to my grandfather, King William. How did... My grandfather must have lost it in battle. And somehow, over the years, and quite by accident, I'm sure, it ended up here. Your Highness, I... [GASPS] [GASPS] [GRUNTS] Is there anything else I can do? I'd love for you to give us a tour of the harbor. [LAUGHS] What? Especially where they sort and separate the fish. Does that truly interest you? Oh, very much. I'll call for the carriage. No need, Your Highness. I'll take the children. You're far too busy. But... Hey! But... Hey! - (LUCAS) Wait! - Oh, it's no trouble. Let go. Let go. Ow! [GROWLS] [COUGHING] (PUFFIN) Follow me. This'll take us out of the city. (MAN) Hey, come on. (NICOLLO) You let the children escape? (CARLOS) Well, they're not normal kids, Nicollo. (NICOLLO) Find them or else! Oh, yes, Antonio... Precious Flower is busy. Repeat. Precious Flower is busy. If not a little crazy. (ROGERS) Good work, Bob! Jean-Bob. Skunk Breath approaches. My dearest Uberta... Ow! [ROGERS AS UBERTA] You're late! I, uh... I'm so sorry, dearest. What's wrong? Ugh! It's your breath! I didn't know. Well, now you do. That's why I want you to leave my kingdom today. But dearest. Don't cry, Uberta. All will be made well when we are married. I can't marry you! But, darling, why? Because I have leprosy. Ow! You're going to wish you had leprosy when I get through with you. He's up to something horrible, Uberta. I know it. Like what? Caring for the poor? Looking like a Greek god? I don't believe it! You would never marry him! This wedding is so on. Uberta! - Which way? - I, uh... (ALISE) We'll never make it in time. Antonio's going to take it all. How high can you fly? You are looking at the holder of the altitude record for puffins. (ALISE) I can still see him. Then he's gotta go a lot higher. [LAUGHS] Gotcha. (LUCAS) Yes! Now, we just got to hope Rogers has some reason to look up at the sky. Why? Why? [GASPS] "Skinny Professor, are you there?" Brilliant young man. I'm here. "Young Tree Climber." Yes! "Check the treasury." Check the treasury? Why? "Don't ask why. Just go." Oh! [GASPS] [GASPS] "Everything gone. Antonio on his way back to you. Are you safe?" Don't worry him. There's nothing he or anyone can do for us. You're right. "Perfectly safe." Oh, thank heavens. Once Antonio gets here, that's it. Nicollo's got his money. He's gone. We can't let him get away with this. The getaway! The getaway! (DEREK) So Alise and Lucas aren't at Trumbeau at all? I'm so sorry, Derek. I should've asked permission before sending the children. I was blind with jealousy. Looks like we were blinded too. (ODETTE) We should've listened to you. But you're sure the children are safe? Perfectly safe, they said. Then I'm going after Antonio. I'll stay here in case they return or send word. Wait. You can't leave without breaking the news to your mother. Right. Ugh! I don't envy you. Whatever that thing is, we're gonna use it before Nicollo does. (MAN 1) Hey, come on! Nicollo said get this thing ready to go! (MAN 2) Still don't get this thing. What's not to get? It's a submarine. Nicollo's going to take it out to meet Antonio, get his money and sail away. Get his money underwater? No, brainless. This hatch here hooks up to the bottom of Antonio's ship. (MAN 3) Those kids escaped! Oh, no! Nicollo's gonna blame us! (MAN 4) We'll never get our cut of the treasure now! Nicollo wouldn't do that, would he? I'm not sticking around to find out. I'm taking my cut now. (MAN 1) Yeah, I'm gonna get mine too! All we have to do is find Antonio's ship. And we'll make sure Nicollo doesn't get the money. We'll be all alone. At least we'll be all alone together. - (LUCAS) Stop! Put us down! - (ALISE) Whoa! What are you doing? What's happening? I thought you'd be gathering more toys for the children. Stop! You don't know what Count Antonio is up to. I assure you, I do. Then how can you do this? Because sometimes one makes a decision that can never be changed. No, Signor Bruno. Please! I'll be back with Nicollo. You can share your concerns with him. - (LUCAS) Hey! Where are you going? - (ALISE) Stop! Stop! [LAUGHING] Gold. Gold! Ha-ha-ha. Sorry, Your Highness, but you're coming with me. Run, Jasper! (NUMBER 9) Alise! Lucas! Alise! Lucas! Where did they go? What's he doing back here? That can't be good. No way. I'm not letting that guy help Nicollo. [GRUNTING] [HUMMING] - Whoops! - (BRUNO) Ooh! Ha, ha! Anyone see that? [YELLS THEN GRUNTS] Always on my feet. How do I do that? [GASPS] The sword? The kids! Mother, it'll be all right. (ROGERS) Oh, I dread her reaction. Men and women grieve so differently, you know? We'll get the money back. Why? Why? Give it time, Uberta. Time is the best remedy for a broken heart. It's true. Time and revenge! [GRUNTING] Why can't you do it? Do you see any fingers here? Huh? Going for a stroll, Your Highness? Indeed. Shall we go this way, Your Highness? Well, when one end doesn't work, try the other. - (LUCAS) Claw it! - Huh? What? You got claws, don't you? Ha! Yeah, great idea. I'll be done some time in November. (LUCAS) No! You have to pretend that rope is Nicollo. That rope ruined your comfy life! That rope turned you from a palace cat into an alley cat! [YELLING] (NICOLLO) Oh, it won't be long. It's now or never. Let's do it. What? (NICOLLO) Oh, yes. Antonio's been hard at work for years. It's only fair that he becomes the new king. We'll wait here for Antonio, and then you and I are going on a trip. Excuse me. You do realize we're going down? I'm working on it. Whew! I like how you waited until the last second. Not! Starboard 20 degrees. 20 degrees starboard. (LUCAS) They were right. They're made to dock. (ALISE) Okay. Let me try. (LUCAS) Steady. Steady. Back down! Back down! Oh. Okay. Let's try it again. (LUCAS) Steady. Steady. Bull's-eye! Ha, ha. I bow to your superior spy skills. [GRUNTS] Me-wow. (ANTONIO) Ha-ha-ha. Now you're the king's dogs. Who's good with the tail? [RAT SQUEAKS] [SCREAMS] [GROWLING AND BARKING] [RATS SQUEAKING] Look at them. Nightmares with tails. [GRUNTS] [BARKING] (ANTONIO) What's wrong, boys? What's down there, huh? Wait. Where's Number 9? (NUMBER 9) Over here! This way. [BARKING CONTINUES] Back up, boys. Let me open it. Come on, Number 9! [YELLS THEN STAMMERS] [ANTONIO GRUNTS] Rats! Aah! Alise! [DOGS BARKING] (ANTONIO) After them, boys! Go get those rats! [LAUGHS THEN GASPS] You little brat! [NUMBER 9 MEOWS LOUDLY] [GRUNTING] Aah! Lucas! Go, Alise! Go! No! You must go. Not so fast! Go! Lucas! I'll deal with you later. Now I know how you felt when I disappeared years ago. Are you safe? Are you there? These simple words A mother's prayer I reach for you, And you're not there I close my eyes, And I still see you All I ask My humble plea Is that you'll find your way Home to me Enjoy your gold at the bottom of the sea! I'll take care of him. Be right back. (UBERTA) Revenge! Mother? Wow! [GASPS] You can leave me at the altar a thousand times, but no one messes with my granddaughter. Watch me. Next time, you're getting the side with buttons. Bring it, Pony Tony! So you staged everything. You're just getting that? You're slow, Derek. We'll see about that. [GRUNTING] (DEREK) So it was you who broke the dam! Child's play. Risky strategy. Never doubted my ability. You won our trust. You lied. You mother was a fool! Sic him! Are you near? Are you far? The questions burn Inside my heart I would give all I have To bring you home To have you near me All I ask My humble plea Is that You'll find your way Home to me You stole money from desperate people. Derek. And tried to hurt everyone I love. All right! All right! I confess all! I submit to your will! [PANTING] (UBERTA) Wait! Mother? I never heard you say, "Will you marry me?" - Um... - Say it. [GULPS] Will you marry me? Not in a million years, ha, ha, ha, you weasel! [GASPING] Let's find Alise. Derek! [GRUNTING THEN YELLS] [LAUGHS] You might have broken a lot more than your leg, you know. Better me than you, princess. I bow to your superior spy skills. [GASPS] [GRUNTS] [GASPS] (KING) And so it ends. You and Antonio are not the only ones who can scheme and plan. Ha, ha. You? Yes. Pretended not to know anything. Because, you see, if even I couldn't believe that the great Count Antonio and Marquis Nicollo would betray their king, neither would my people. Men as popular as yourself need to be caught red-handed. Take him away. With pleasure, Your Highness. I'm deeply sorry for some of the things I said to you, Uberta. Oh, nonsense. Your wonderfully childish jealousy saved this kingdom. As did your eye-batting, twitterpated schoolgirl routine. Let's not talk about it. Let's not. Ah! "My leg is much better. Thank you, princess." And she responds, "Then please come to the castle tomorrow." Well, come on, Young Tree Climber. Let's bury the hatchet. Will you marry me, Lord Rogers? "I'd love to." Oh! Yes! Yes! Ha-ha-ha! [KNOCKING] I got it. [LAUGHS] Welcome to the castle, Prince Lucas. Hello? That's your cue! (ALL) Welcome, Lucas! I believe in you, You believe in me We can be ourselves, Who we're meant to be Alise told us what you did for her on the ship. You're a hero, Lucas. No, just a tulip farmer. Maybe on the outside. But on the inside, every inch a prince. Yes, Prince Lucas. I was born to be me Hello? Hello? [IN UNISON] Meat. 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