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The Tour (2014)
Darkmoor Manor has a past shrouded in
shadows and bloodshed it was built in 1782 for millionaire and recluse Margaret the Mort but even during its construction the property seemed cursed an unexplained fire in the West Quarter claimed her son the Mort was grief-stricken and took her own life by hanging herself from the rafters the next family lasted less than a year in Dartmoor, violently butchered by their gardener who later claimed in court that the house had made him do it. Since then Dartmoor has claimed twelve more victims five within the last year only last February a film crew at looking for proof of the supernatural and never came out don't worry that footage was never found but seriously there had been continued reports of ghostly apparitions, terrible screams and... ...strange shadowy figures staring out of the windows on full moons yes this is the most cursed haunted house in Britain and that ladies and gents concludes the tour You're not doing something right. I can figure this out. Fine, you do it then. Maybe I could help. Oh sorry are we holding everyone up? No, but a few minutes yet. May I? So polite! Oh capped camera is there that it seems. Should we start again? Sure. I'll get the house in background. So tell me are they all like you around here? Oh no no one else like me around here hmm Where are you from? Chicago Chicago? Well, welcome to Dartmoor. There, that's your liking? So did you enjoy the tour? That depends, is it all true? Yeah every word. Well yes embellished a bit..Who doesn't like a little drama. Quite. That's us! Thanks um... Tom. Hi I'm Tom. Tom, got it, well good meeting you Tom. I didn't get your name. You didn't did you? Hmm you know maybe if you buy us a drink I will tell you. My pleasure this way Are you sure about this? Are you kidding? It's just a drink and he is hot. Come on let's do it! So what do you think? About what? About Tom what else. He's alright. God loosen up a bit okay we're here to have fun. I have fun just not the kind of fun that you have. I guess he's nice enough mm-hm I'm thinking he's going to look a lot nicer in my bed. Slut Who's a slut? I'm the slut apparently the Yankee slut. Is that a nickname given or earned? ... Dick! Does she always talk like that? I'll have you know that I'm a gentleman Bullshit! No you're right I'm a dirty rotten scoundrel you can't blame a man for trying. So what are you doing this ghastly part of the world? Holidaying, studying what? We're touring Europe. Touring Europe? Oh that's so cute seeing sites the voyage of self-discovery getting drugged kidnapped sold to the highest bidder but you've seen Hostel right? No... Well you probably should do that next time you go abroad. Still if you hadn't come to Dartmoor you'd have missed my thrilling tour. I loved the tour. I know I was particularly brilliant I really felt I delivered the drama. You are so full of it. But seriously I enjoy it. I mean I get good crowds, Dartmoor's got an incredible history, and that's a fun story to tell don't you ever feel bad exploiting the town's misfortune. Exploiting? Look, this town exists because of that house it's the only reason the entire community survives. Okay we get it the house is awesome. Sorry it's just... Look you wouldn't be joking if you went into that house. You'd feel how real it is You feel it to your very bones. You've been inside then? Yeah, been in and lived to tell the tale so to speak. That makes a believer out of you that's for sure Hmm well maybe you can make a believer out of me. I can get you in and if you really wanted, but what about your friend? Isn't that trespassing? Don't be such a wuss Morgan! Morgan. Oh finally a name! And you are? Well you know other than the Yankee slut. Other than Yankee slut I'm also Cassie. Cassie, it suits you. Yeah. Well, you'll be giving more than just your name tonight I wager. Oh yeah we'll see about that you're going to play your cards right Tom the Tour Guide. Okay. Right. I'm off to the Jets. I'll give you ladies a moment to discuss. Please, please don't fuck this up for me Morgan, okay, he's the first hot guy we've met in over three months here and you're giving me a hard time If you like him so much why do you even want me here? Because we made a promise not to leave each other alone I'm not doing it Fine I'll come along, but if the whole night ends up with me watching you make out with him I'm gonna be really pissed. Don't worry, Mo, I'm sure if you offer a threesome he'll be more than thrilled Hey! Come on. How do I look? So what's the verdict? You guys in or out? Ready when you are Great, I'll make it a night to die for. What too much? Probably. before we go in I want to warn you though unlike my tour this house is the real deal no tricks no bullshit. It's plain scary. Here, keep it running. Jesus can anyone find the light I can't see a fucking thing. Shh there's no power running to the house. Grab a torch. Do you mind? (Scream) What the hell Morgan. Rat! Jesus Christ... Get your shit together, this isn't a place to fuck about. what was that? (Moans) I don't know, you wanna go find out? Come on stay close. Watch your step. Who's room was this? (Creak) (LOUD BANG) Is it bright enough? Yes. No! (Screams) Oh my god! There was a man! Or something. Where? Straight ahead, in your flashlight. Men I can handle. Ghosts, not so much. But it's just your mind playing tricks with you. Look... See, there's no here. We're okay. (Screams) Morgan! MORGAN! No no no no no! (LOUD SCREAM) (crying and screaming) HELP! Morgan! Tom! Where's Cassidy? She fell. I know she was behind me. I heard her scream. It's okay. She'll be fine. (Gasps) She's gone now. You trusting little cunt! The entire reason this community survives is because of that house. And the song must go on... Once you're here at Dartmore, you don't leave. Is it done? Gutted that bitch like Pig You enjoy this a bit too much And you almost let this fucking one get away. If you don't think you can do it, then I'll find someone who can. You don't have to worry about me! Think anyone's gonna miss her? Yeah... I can see the headlines now. Fuck What? Forgive me. Forgive me! you you you |
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