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Thriller Night (2011)
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For the love of Gingy! Make it stop! I can't get it out of my head! Yo ho lay dee odl lee ho Lay dee odl ay... Ol! Honey, are you OK? I've never heard you scream like that before. Yeah, what's the matter with you, man? What kind of person screams when they see singin' nuns? It's Halloween for Pete's sake. That's not the kinda thing I want to see tonight. OK, fine, Mr. King of Halloween. What did you want to see tonight? Oh, I don't know, something with mummies! Or a man-eating plant. At least a zombie or two. Zombies don't know how to lay dee odl lay hee hoo. That is my point. Why can we not have both? A scary musical. Yeah, and I know just who's gonna star in it, too. Now what? It's after midnight And something grumpy's a-headed up the block I'm calling a taxi. I got rhythm. It's such a big fright That your heart is gonna stop from all the shock I hate it when you do this. You close your eyes And hope that smell's just your imagination Will you make him stop? Nasty surprise You hold your breath and wait for it to pass Don't be an ass. - Right, boss. - Shrek. You think that's good, you should hear my Tito. We've talked about this. You know how I feel about spontaneous musical outbursts. Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize your neighborhood And whosoever shall be found Without the soul for getting down Must stand and face the hounds of hell And rot inside a corpse's shell And though you fight to stay alive Your body starts to shiver For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the thriller - Now this is Halloween. - Man, oh, man. Me and my big mouth. I knew I should've stayed home tonight. Oh, it's you again. Fiona, time to go. Puss. Donkey! Oh, no! Not this! Not dancing! All right, that's enough. You're trapped in thriller Here tonight Your brain may say it's wrong, but... In your heart you know it's right - To love the thriller - Woo hoo You can't fight You'll dance all through the night Nothing but... thriller... thriller - Thriller - All right. Give me that, you! Through the night It will thrill you more Than any ogre'd ever dare try Thriller And though you might Try runnin' for your life You're stuck in... thriller - Chiller - Killer What delight I'm going to be sore in the morning. Oh, no. Oh, come on now, Puss. Fiona. Donkey, it's me! What is... - Please, tell me it's over. - Over? Sweetie, you slept through the previews. That's right, for the next three hours, you're looking at nothing but children and puppets and nuns. Oh, my! No! |
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