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Time Toys (2016)
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Ninety second to transfer. [beeping, numbers crunching] Sixteen seconds to transfer. Increase power, ten percent. Stabilizes in three, two, one, mark. [operator] Thirty seconds to transfer. [video game beeping] Sir. Fifteen, 14, 13, 12, 11, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one... Object approaching Xircon Relm. Oh, my God! [woosh] Object transferred. Location Unknown. [people chattering in confusion] We both know what was in that box. What we don't know where it is. -Sir, I'm very sorry, I... -Find it! -Yes, sir. -[chattering frantically] The box people! The box! [cringes] Your ball, doormat. Let's play zone. That's for defense, dummy. Matt, just gimme the ball. Cover it through Bryce. Knock him on his butt. No! That's what he expects. We need the element of surprise. Boomer. Surprise? That's more like a catastrophe. I can't shoot. Okay, let's just use, "L.S." Right, your famous logical strategy app that never works. If we put in all the data on Bryce's team, this will tell us how to win. What's logical strategy anyway? Well, that's just a way of thinking that I turned into an app. There. Okay Mr. I.T., what does it say? Find four better players. All right come on, zeros, we don't have all day. -Ready? -[all] Break. [girl] Way to go, Bryce. [cringes] Boomer, keep the shot. Shoot, you can do it. [school bell rings] Come on, Bryce. Way to go. Sorry Matt, I guess I blew it again. Don't worry about it. Eighteen to zero. He was fouled and you know it. No. That's not a foul. [groans] That's a foul. You're such a jerk, Bryce. Why don't yo pick on someone with your same size. That could be hard to find. So, try me. Your daddy drank away all your family's money. Okay, okay, okay. I give. We're all really sorry you have to move. We're gonna miss having a re-match. Your dad was smart. He left a long time ago. Why do I hate that guy so much? 'Cause he's a jerk. Mel, that was a rhetorical question. What's rhetorical? Let's just get the ball and go. Oh! It's right under Jenny. Matt, now's your chance to go and talk to her. Gimme a break. He's never said one word to her. And why would he? She's one of Bryce's girls. No, she's not. She's different. Oh, I touched a nerve. If she's so different, why don't you go get the ball. That's what I thought. I swear, before I leave, I'm gonna pound Bryce into the ground. Watch this. Hiya! I call that move shock. ...and awe. It needs more shock and a little less awe. Okay? Could this be any uglier? The park looks pretty epic. There's even the rock wall. Yeah, right where my house is. Mine's where that huge building is. Hey look, they added a QR code. Hi, I'm, Billy Weller and this is Xircon Corporation's investment in your future. It's pretty cool, right? Xircon Plaza will provide hundred's of jobs and a big boost to your economy. But those changes are just the beginning. With the new technologies I'm developing, changing America won't be far off. Xircon. Here today, for your better tomorrow. [snoring] Well, it's not gonna happen. Because in two days when the council votes, our parents are gonna be there to stop it. Get real, Bauer. Money talks. Bryce and his daddy's pals have a lot more influence than us. We'll see about that. This is my home. I'm not leaving. Lies. Bunch of lies. He's bringing "The Shadow" here. What are you talking about? It's the Pandora Project. Look, it's right there, plain as day. [Eddie] What's he talking about? [Matt] I don't see anything. -Where's that... -That was weird. Who was that? -Just a looser. -What was he saying? Who knows. Let's just go to the cabin. Maybe it's better we move, start over somewhere where no one knows us. I hate change and my therapist says it's terrible for my OCD. They can't break up our group. You guys are my best friends. You think they'll still let us play and the rock wall? Come on, Boomer, this could be your last chance to finally make it over. Without getting wet. Want me to help you? No, I'll do it. I'll do it. You guys just, go ahead, I'll catch up. Okay. Use L.S. [beeping] Climb between rocks. Between rocks. [yelps] You okay? Actually yeah, I barely felt my aqua-phobia. You're a walking disaster, you know that? It's not my fault the rock moved. That's not a rock. Whoa, what is that? -Dope. -Wow. We're in trouble. Shadow? Isn't that what the homeless guy said? U.S. Military? You know what's probably inside? Guns! We're really in trouble. Let's take it to the cabin. We can't just take it. Eddie, are you crazy? There could be explosives in there. Grenades, weapons grade plutonium. We're definitely taking it. These are plans for something. Why would they be out here? There's only one way to find out. It's still not moving. Make sure to get something that will pry it open or something. -Hand me that pipe. -Let me try. Try the other latch. -No, no, no. -Come on! Okay, move your slimy fingers. Just... no, not that, there. Maybe we can pick it? How? There's no place for a key. Stand back. Okay, yeah, like that's really gonna work. -Okay, so we tried everything except use L.S. -[box opens, Mel gasps] I knew Mel could it. SG 8000. Toy Gue-Gun? It's definitely our plans. [trigger twitching] More like toys. What's he gonna be doing with a bunch of toys? That don't even work. Cool! Ugh. I feel weird. Hey, look at these. Try it on. They've got to help you better than yours. Matt. Catch. Way too big. Here. How do I look? Like Mel, with a hat. Yeah, the arch, it's a tad low. Boomer, this isn't a shoe store. That's everything. These are lame. The military can have mine back. -Me too. -Yeah. Hey, Matt. I need your opinion. Are these two on the nose? No. It's fine. Okay, good, 'cause I'm gonna make 20 more of these for the rally tomorrow. -Hey, mom. -Yeah? Do you think we can actually stop it? We've got to try. You know, it's not just our homes, it's the wet lands too. We can't just let them come in here and ruin the local environment. Okay. I know that look. -What's wrong? -It's just... What if we move out of town, will dad ever visit us? Um... I don't know. I hope so. Why'd he leave us for that other family? Weren't we good enough? Matt. We're better than good enough. Okay? Now, listen... Lights out in ten minutes. I mean it. [screams] Help! Matt, what happened? What are you talking about? My face... Your face is fine. Are you okay? Yeah. Sorry. -Sick. -Whoa. Awesome. How did you do that? Any face I look at, I turn into it. Wow. You see, there's two sensors, touch them both and it completes the circuit. I bet the other toys have them too. [playful music] [whirring] I don't see any sensors. Boomer, can you give me a flashlight from the kitchen? -Whoa, did you just see that? -What? The front leg of a right triangle is 18 cms, and it's area is 108 sq cms. It's perimeter is 51.6 cms. Did I just say that? Here's something. That... was... awesome! Did you guys find any sensors? [all] Yes! [shouting] Lost in my own mind But it's all right We're back in our vaults And now Never had to be No one but me Never threw in the towel And dance of champagne For you to stop to sing An SG 8000. Not to build stuff but incredible simulation. -Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. -Right here. Are these the coolest toys ever or what? I bet these are secret weapons. What? Is the army going to amuse the enemy to death? Yeah. And there isn't an army base within 100 miles. Maybe it's from a toy company. Have you ever seen toys that can do all this? There's like a mini computer in here, in electrodes. Look at this tiny battery. How can these things do all this? Maybe this ball is the answer. Who cares? The real question is what are we gonna do with them? Something tells me you already know the answer to that. Silly wilding. Wonder what this does? [charging] No, no, no, no, no, no. What'd you do to me? [squeaky voice] [all laughing] [Boomer] Oh my god! I feel amazing, let's clean this cabin. [beeping] It was here. All right zeros... you wanted a re-match, we're not waiting for Bauer. Oh, man... -Lucky shot. -Yeah. Your last. This is gonna be fun. [ball powering up] [artificial intelligence] Welcome to Holopedia 7.0, updated every year. Wow. -Where's the payload? -I don't know. But these boys have it. That have the makings of the most powerful weapon known to man. Ballin' yeah. Here's the plan y'all Huddle up, yeah When it's rough y'all Hang tough, see it through One, two, three, let's win Win or loss don't matter It's the way You play the game You need follow through And bang Will you even try Can't stop us No way! We running a pack And I got your back No acting, that's a fact That's what friends do You and me Yeah you and me Fill my explosions, Broken bones agree Together we ain't hanging up Like four, three, two And I'll pack your Parachute 'cause That's what friends do Yo, B, sing along Go big or go home. So, come on If you have your best friend Who's your bro, All you need to know He's a person I like, He's why I like That's what friends do This isn't over. Zeros. Not by a long shot. Guys... You've got to see this. Matt, you just missed the show. Wait till you see mine. Come on. [beeping and whirring] Cool. Wow. [loud whirring] -Wow. -Crazy. Awesome. Someone should tell Mark Zuckerberg about this. Welcome to Holopedia, 7.0. updated every year. Wait, that's 25 years from now. Oh, I get it. This thing predicts the future. No, no, no. This is the future. Watch this. Search Xircon Plaza. But that hasn't been built yet? Yes, it has. What's that supposed to be? That's what Weller's gonna do to our homes? Here's goes the neighborhood. That's not what's on the billboard. Exactly. It's just like the homeless guy said. Weller's lying about all of this. We have to get this to the police. Come on, you're expecting us to believe this ball thing is from the future? Of course, all the toys are. How else do you explain stuff like a holographic Wikipedia. Holograms are images produced by waves for reconstruction using lasers to record the defraction pattern. Then how else do you explain that? You're saying the army is experimenting in time travel? -Someone is. -No. No way. This is just some high-tech game, that's all. Okay, there's only one way to prove is this is really from the future. Search tomorrow's news. [A.I.] Use current location and date? Use current location, but tomorrow's date. [Matt] What did I say? That's our local newspaper from tomorrow. Okay, excuse me while I'm having an anxiety attack. What? Oh, man. Xircon Plaza is actually gonna happen. We're gonna loose our homes for sure. Uh, guys, there's something else. Wait a minute. That's us! Missing? Someone's coming. [serious music playing] All right. Come on. [suspenseful music] -Are they gone? -Yeah, for good. -All clear. -Come on. Who are they? I hope they're janitors. Janitors don't wear black suits. If this thing's right, those guys could be looking for us. If this thing's right, it could be a lot worse. Right. Let's split up. Meet at the bikes in 15 minutes. Go, go, go, go, go. If we don't find those boys and those plans before the meeting tonight happens Joe, he's gonna be very unhappy. Come on. Uh. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. No. It is my fault. -Jenny? -Yes. Do I know you? [clears throat] Um, no. No, I've seen you at school. You must be new. Has anyone every told you, you look just like Justin Prince? Yeah. All the time. Quantum Theory today, Wormholes in Space, Catcher in the Rye... Think I've read most of these. You have? Boys around here, only read Instagram posts. Catcher in the Rye is my all time favorite. Really? That was my dad's too. It was? He passed away a couple of years ago. -Oh, I'm sorry. -It's okay. I'm living with my gross step-father now. Can't stand him. So if you're not just in Prince, what's your name? It's Holden. That's amazing. Just like in the book. I'm Jenny Johnstone. I'm sorry about knocking into you. Will you forgive me? Sure, I think I could manage that. [phone buzzing] Sorry, just some guy from school. Bryce. He's asking if I wanna see him later. And? Are you kidding, that guy's about as interesting as watching hair grow. Okay. See you around... Holden. Bye. I actually spoke to Jenny Johnstone. Finally. What took you? I ran into someone I know. Look there. Mine's stuck. Leave it. Ride with me. Yeah! [rejoicing] -We lost them. -Piece of cake. Well, Matt, looks like your little crystal ball was wrong about us. Uh, I wouldn't be so sure. [tires screeches] Go, go, go! They're definitely not janitors. Whoever they are, they're coming fast. What do we do? You tell us, you tell us. Grab and hold onto my bike, Eddie. -What? -Just do it. -Quick, quick. -Grab it. Got it. Mel, grab on the back of my bike too. Come on. -Do it. -I can't get it. Come on, Mel. Xircon? I got it. Okay, hold on. [all screaming] Hold on, they're gaining on us. Boomer, go faster. I can't. The ratio of the bike chain appears circumference is at maximum tolerance. No. No! They're gaining on us. Whatever you're gonna do, do it now. Come on. They'll run us down. [tires screeching] Who's the zeros now? Oh-oh, they're back. [Mel] Do something quick. They're coming. Well, now, Bauer. It didn't work. Try something else. I can't peddle much longer. [laughing] [all rejoicing] Yeah! Yes! Ew! That's not helping. -We did it. -That's amazing. Man, that was better than Grand Theft Auto. Did you see those guys? Mud all over them. That wasn't mud. [all] Ew! Guys, this is not funny. Okay. They were trying to get us. We have to go to the police. We can't now. I dropped that ball and they've got it. Without the hologram, they'll never believe us. Let's go home and tell our parents. No. If those guys can find us at school, they probably know where we live. We'll call our parents and tell them that we're sleeping over at each other's houses. If we're not going home, or to the police, where are we gonna go? Our home away from home. Maybe we should just get rid of them. No way. I'm not finished with Bryce and his friends yet. Okay, look, we cannot keep them. It's too dangerous. [Mel snoring] Uh, what? Am I still smart? -What was that? -Just the wind. Shush... Hey, guys, where's the box? [all scream] They know about this cabin, you have to leave. Wait. Aren't you the guy from our neighborhood? Ooh. I love what you've done with this place. Very nuevo- rustic. Do you get wi-fi? What are you doing here? Who are you? Allow me to introduce myself, my name is William Wisconsin, but everyone calls me, Wizz. Okay, Mr. Wizz, what do you know about all this? I think the better question is, what do you know? Let me see those plans. From inside the box that you found. The only thing we found in the box were a bunch of toys. Toys? What in god's name are you talking about? [yelps] Amazing. I look awful. A bunch of toys. Seven years, they trying to bring something back from the future, all they get is a box of toys. What are you doing? I'm getting out of Dodge. Why? They want the plans to something more deadly and they're not gonna stop now. I know too much. I started the Pandora Project. I was a chief engineer. Darn! When I figured out what Weller was after, I quit. I swore I'd never work again. See, Weller's not just buying up your neighborhood to build a mall and some kiddie parks. What is he doing? He's gonna destroy the future. One of the toys we found was some type of hologram Wikipedia. It showed us tomorrow's newspaper. It said that we were missing. What do we do? Wait a minute, a toy that can show the future? That could give us the proof to stop Weller. Which one is it? We don't have it anymore. Weller does. Great. Tell Billy, I said hello. And goodbye. Wait, Mr. Wizz, you've gotta help us. Look kid, I used to think I can change things, be a hero. I don't live in that fantasy world anymore. Unless you find that hologram, nothing is gonna help you. He's right. We've gotta get that ball back. -Let's... -You're nuts. It's the only way we could save ourselves and our neighborhood. When I was in the library, I heard those two guys talking about some meeting tonight at Heaven's Stone. What's that? Just searched it. The residence of Billy Weller. We can get in there, with the help of these toys. -I don't have time for this. -Why? Too busy using your gloves to get back at people you hate? You're acting just like Bryce. Guys, don't you see? You can't just act like none of this ever happened. It has. And now it's up to us to do something about it. Those guys, they have real guns, with real bullets. Not fake poop. Yeah, we can't go up against them. You're talking like zeros. If we give up now, that's exactly what we're gonna be for the rest of our lives. If we live that long. And I still hate these arches. [suspenseful music] Two guards, how can we gonna get in? We can't just ask nicely. Matt, how are these toys gonna help us? I got it. With the help of these gloves, I'll take both guards out. Hiya! Okay, no. I don't hear you. I'm gonna run super fast past them, they won't even see me. Identify optimum avenue of approach, employ counter maneuvers, commence active information. Wait, guys. Why don't we just see if they have a back door Or we could do that. This is the meeting. We gotta get in there. Sure, let's just waltz right in. I'm checking the city hall building records. Got it. There a passage way end of the stairs That'll take us straight to the back of the room. Mel, you're like the coolest Apple on the planet. I know. Follow me. All right, gentlemen, we have some good news and some bad news. First the good news, Franklin... I wrote it down. As promised, our quantum teleportation of a solid state system, was a success. A Scientific breakthrough. We found a negative mass wormhole with significant exotic matter, and brought an object from the future, into the present. That's ours. It didn't arrive exactly where we planned, but that problem has been corrected. As you can see, this was supposed to contain blueprints. Unfortunately, all we found inside, was this. [man] What is it? Well, we don't, know yet. But what we do know is that it takes advanced highly developed intelligence to open it and power. Yeah, Bauer. Any more, ice cream? Rocky Roads is my favorite. [man] All right, this concerns me not just for us but for our allies as well. No, of course. We understand that. And we really do wanna address all of your concerns. Every contingency has been looked at from every angle. Now that we've proven that the Pandora Project is a success, why settle for plans when we can get the real thing. Gentlemen, tomorrow morning, at 08:00 hours, we're going to grab the shadow itself. You could do that? This soon? Well, in a word... Oh, yes. That was two words. All right, this case is small. What happens if something goes wrong? I assure you it won't. We've taken every precaution. Tomorrow morning, Pandora's box will be open. Gentlemen, the future awaits. Gentlemen... What's a shadow? What's Pandora's box? I don't know but they don't sound good. Come on. Too much ice cream. Sugar crash. Later tonight, take this ball thingy and this box back to the lab for testing. All right, what about those kids? I-I'm not worried about the kids. Yeah, they're probably at home with their mommys and daddys. Uh, okay. Great plan, Bauer. What now? We gotta get to that lab. -Boomer, Google the address. -Way ahead of you. All right. 24,000 Pine Hill Road. -That has to be it. Let's go. -Okay. [indistinct] -Oh gosh, oh gosh... -Wait, upstairs. Ow, Mel, get off my foot. Someone get the lights. I think I see the light. [all screaming] Jenny! What are you doing here? I live here. Whoa, wait, Weller's your step-dad? Yes. And who are you? Wait, don't you guys go to my school? Yeah. I'm Matt Bauer, but I can explain. We... Um, all of us... I... Holden will explain. Holden? [all] Holden? Yeah. Holden, my cousin. He had to go to the bathroom, I'll go get him. What is going on? You guys better have a good explanation for this. There's security all around here. Yeah, we saw them. You're very... guarded like, a tiger. Matt had to use the bathroom anyway. Holden, what's this all about? Wow. You can Matt really dress alike. Yup. They sure do. So, do you know about the Pandora Project? I overheard my step-father talking about it. Why? This is gonna sound really strange but, um... It has to do with time travel. Your step-dad brought toys here from the future. And tomorrow morning, he's gonna bring something else that will change everything. For the worse. Yeah, right. You've been reading way too much science fiction. Watch this. -Okay... -Watch this. What was that? How did you do that? That is physically impossible. Not with shoes from 25 years from now. One of the toys can show the future. But it's in your step-dad's lab, can you help us get it? You guys all live where my step-dad's project is gonna be built, right? Everyone says you're lying to stop it. No, no. We're just trying to save our homes, you have to believe us. [guard on intercom] Jenny, it's security, we heard voices upstairs. Are you okay? This is Jenny. Someone's in my room. Okay, time to go. I guess I was wrong about you. You are just like them. Matt, gotta go. Matt? Who's Holden? Just some guy Jenny was starting to like. The mask's off. [all] Guard, guard, guard. We gotta go. Hello, it's so great to finally meet you. Franklin's has told me so much about you. If you found anything else in that box, it belongs to us. You... You know, you're right... We're really sorry about, all of this. We'll give you the toys back and maybe you can let us go. What are you doing? [cringes] [screaming] Ugh, sticky. We gotta go. We gotta go. Bye. [groaning] Let go of me. All right, enough. Enough. Jenny, go back to your room, everything is fine. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't... Hey, come here. Wonderful. Another guard. Weller's keeping a lot of them employed. What's the play? I don't know. I'm thinking. [Jenny] I can help. Did you bring your security? Look, I'm sorry about that, but it all sounded so weird. How's I supposed to react? I don't know. Maybe by giving us a chance. Not just going off by what other people say. Bryce and his group aren't my friends. Believe me. I hate those snobs. Look, whatever my step-father is up to, I'm sure it's not good. I wanna help. How do we know we can trust her? Can you get us inside? Getting four of you in there, past the guard and into the underground lab is impossible. But, maybe one. Where's Holden? -Matt, you better tell her. -Yeah. Tell me what? He-he's not really... here. He... He's down by the golf carts. You can meet him there. We'll... We'll wait for you outside. Good luck. Jenny... Thanks. Just gimme the mask. Come on. Jenny? You came? Maybe I'm not the girl you think I am. You could say the same for me. Now, how do we get in? That's why I'm here. [guard] Jenny? What are you doing out here so late? My step-dad wanted me to get some more stuff left in the lab. You know how he is about homework. At 11 o'clock at night? He can be a real pain sometimes. I-I better give him a call. Sure, call him. Maybe he'll be in a better mood this time. He fired he last guard that woke him up. [Weller] Hello, McGibson, why are you calling my private cell phone number? Go ahead. Straight A's. Study hard. Lucky for you, I know where my step-father hides the code. -What are we looking for? -All right. There. What's so important about this? Watch. [robotic voicWelcome to Holopedia, 7.0, updated every year. Holographic projections. Amazing. Like I said, this shows the future. And what your step-father is gonna do with it. Search American history, 25 years from now. America, 25 years in the future is the dominant leader of the world. The richest of Americans far surpass those in any other country. Unemployment is only 50 percent. And less than 73 percent of the population live under the poverty line. Despite the treat of nuclear war from every region on the globe. Our leader assures us that we will be safe. That's my step-dad. [Weller through microscope] My fellow Americans, the chimes of midnight as fast approaching. But we will prevail. When I brought sophisticated technology and weapons here, twenty-five years ago and became your leader. I did so with one purpose in mind, to strengthen America. We did that and so much more. He's going to run America. Not if we get this to the police. Shut down. [light switch turns on] All right, get him. Oh, so uncool. You should be more careful next time. I can't wait to play with this. Let go of me. Don't hurt him. Get off me. Matt? This was in that box too? So cool! [guard] Mr. Weller. Look who we found. Oh, perfect. Now I can show all of you, what you'll be missing, tomorrow morning. Welcome to the greatest invention of the 21st century. The Pandora Project. That's a quantum computer, just like the Pentagon uses. Very good. A 512 cubit to be exact. The most complex system ever designed. The Pentagon only has one. We have two. Up there, is another one, just like this one. In case this one fails, but that's just the beginning. Anything, from the past or the future, can be brought right here. Nothing living yet, but once we move into Xircon Plaza, we'll be on the strongest meridian point in the United States. Only your homes and the inconvenience of a few species are keeping us from moving living things like sending someone back in time. To make a few adjustments. Until then, we will follow what offers the best opportunity. We've been sending waves into a fissure in the space time continuum, which come back as images and using that, we've created a map. Which has helped us to locate exactly what we've been looking for. -Franklin. -Yes. Yes. The Shadow. Very good. Ahead of the class. In 25 years, that will be a relic in a military hanger but to us, now, it makes our weapon systems look like toys. -Franklin, can you pan right? -Sure. -No, my right. -Yeah. Yeah. Right. Franklin, these graphics are so bad, when are we gonna upgrade it? I'm sorry, the I.T. guy is on vacation. That's the box we found. We thought the plans would be in that box, they weren't. But we wanted to test quantum teleportation with something small. We were able to determine the spin rate and direction of it's entangled partner in the future and pull that box, right through a wormhole in space. How did you keep the wormhole open? Jenny, at least you've been paying attention in school... We've been using negative energy, all calculated by our quantum computer. And now that our coordinates have been corrected, tomorrow morning at 08:00 hours we're gonna grab the shadow itself. And with that advance technology, our capabilities will be limitless. So that's how you're gonna do it. Do what? Destroy the future. Oh, so you-you think... you think that all this fancy technology, is gonna turn me into a madman who's going to destroy the world Yeah. Not! I'm not gonna destroy the world, I'm gonna save it. For you, you, you, you. For you. I'm going to control it. Right? Take them away. Go, take them go. Take 'em away. -Stop it. That hurts. -Let me go. [Weller] You wanted to know what I was doing, all you had to do was ask. [JennReally? You barely talk to me since mom went to take care of grandma. Don't you bring up your mother? I'm doing this for her and for you. You have no idea how important this is. More than you know. What are you doing? Tonight, you stay in the safe room. No one comes in and no one goes out. And by the way, don't get too attached to those boys. Oh, and don't forget to brush your teeth. [clearing throat] Oh, yes. Go, go. Where's the ball? We'll take it. What's the rent? It's free. So glad you like it. You lucked out, the closet was too small. FYI, all the doors and windows are locked and alarm from the outside so, if you try to escape, my good friends here will be happy to escort you back. Now, let's hand everything over. Right over there. Oh, I'm mad at you. Stick that over... I don't wanna touch that. Okay, anything else, any other surprises? You can't keep us here. Oh, I think I can, who's gonna stop me? According to U.S. Code, Title 18, Part One, Chapter 55, Section 1201, kidnapping of a minor is a federal offense. Punishable up to five years. Any more surprises? Hands. Let's take those off. I think I'd like the shoes as well. There you go. Hustle it up. Got five more seconds, four, three, two, and one. Perfect, now I have all my Christmas shopping done. Fellas, I want you to come back here and remove all the sugars. All these peaks and crashes. They're gonna kill us. They can't do that. Great. Just when I was getting over my FTD. -Whats that? -Fear of dying disorder. Jenny and I saw a glimpse into the future. Everything was so horrible. We're never getting outta here. It's all my fault. It's always my fault. I'm just a zero. Always will be. Matt... We're all zeros. And it's not so bad. I mean, who else gets to ride bikes at 80 miles an hour? Crush Bryce at basketball, and spray Weller's guys with enough poop to make them reek, forever. We maybe zeros but we're pretty darn awesome. He's right. -Thanks. -Come on. [suspenseful music playing] As you know, I offered this project to the government but they laughed at me. Politicians. You gentlemen understand, whoever controls technology, controls everything. Yeah but why stop 25 years from now? Why no go further? Twenty-five? We can certainly go further and we certainly will. How many of these are there? We found ten so far. but there are many other weapons. As soon as Pandora's Box is open, there's no turning back. Have a seat. Don't hover, you make me nervous. -Franklin? -Here you are. -Thank you. -Gentlemen. This is level... This is level one, I'm on level five. I know, I've reset it. But if you've reset it, I get to go back to the beginning, I've earned level five. What time is it? Seven. Only one hour till Weller gets his plane. Boomer. I just had this weird dream where we all had to save the world. Okay, please tell me that was a dream. [snoring] Mel! Chocolate cake and cold pizza? I love this place! [snoring] Wizz? Pick the fruit. Whoa! Where's the ghost? Oh, where am I? Who's here? Oh. It's you boys... Sorry I always dream about playing Pac Man. So Weller got you too? Yeah, you okay? I will be. Try the cake, it's so moist. Wizz, we know everything. Weller's getting that plane in less than an hour. A toast. To the greatest inventions! Gunpowder, the atomic bomb, and now, the Pandora Project. May geniuses like me stop working for mad men like Weller. There's got to be a way outta here. Yeah, without setting off the alarms. Impossible. Every exit is wired. I checked it out. I got it! How about the air went? I checked that too. Too small, even for a kid. I know I'm not smart and everything but this house has secret passageways. Maybe there's one in here. -Good idea. -Yeah. Okay, let's look. Nothing here. Or here. Nothing. Sorry, it's just another stupid idea. What? Mel, you're a genius. Turn around. Wow. I've never figured anything out before. Maybe if I had more often. Okay. Let's not get carried away. Wizz, you coming with us? Why? What is there for me out there? Maybe if you stop drinking, you'll find out. What do you know, you're just a kid. Come with us, Wizz. Maybe this is your chance to be a hero again. Jenny, where are you? [Jenny] I'm in here. -You in there? -The door is locked, I can't get out. This hero stuff better start getting easier. All right, genius, use your head. Yeah? [shouts] -Good job. -Thanks. Boy, am I glad to see you guys. Jenny, I'd like to introduce you to our really good friend... -Wizz! -Jenny, Jenny... It's so good to see you. -Sorry about the smell. -It's okay. Matt, I think I can get my hands on a car. Jenny, can I use your phone? Yeah, it's downstairs. Hey Jenny... I'm sorry about Holden. I guess I won't be needing that mask anymore. You never did. Do you know where the toys are? I know where my step-dad hides everything. Come on, they're in the storage room downstairs. Stop hovering, you make me nervous. [operator] Vector Warning. [warning buzzer sounding] Vector Warning. Vector Warning. What's happening? [warning buzzer sounding] Oh. Pause it. One moment. Every once in a while, the computer detects a flaw in the weapon we selected. It's like hitting a speed bum in a gap through time. [operator] Initialing remedy sequencing. Vector corrected. Resume sequence. The computer spots it, new sequencing is rewritten and the problem is corrected. What if you hit the speed bump? Oh, well, in theory, a massive energy like an electrical surge can travel back through time. By controlling where the wave ends up, one could have a-- A very destructive weapon. Oh well... yeah. [both laugh cunningly] Oh. Oh, hey. Sorry sir, I thought you were inside. Yeah, right away, sir. Okay. [electronic twitching] Sorry, sir. It's a little problem with the gate. One second. You okay, sir? Yeah. One minute and... All right, there you go. See ya. Have a good one. [suspenseful music] [cycles whirring] After you. Well, if it ain't the four stooges. Yeah. Jenny's maid told me that, her and some of her friends were gonna be here. Hello, Bryce. I've been waiting for this. Well, that makes two of us. [karate imitations] Is that the best you can do? [Yelps] -Get off me! -I got it, I got. This is gonna be fun. What happened to the mask? Looks like it's outta juice. Where are they? You ready to quit, tough guy? There's something wrong. Clap your hand twice. You want some more? Do it, Eddie. Pound him. Bryce, get up. Let's get outta here. Eddie, you had Bryce. Okay? You had him, you could have finished him. Why didn't you? 'Cause then, I'll be just like him. What? Are we being nice now? Is this... I don't know how long the reserve powers on these things are gonna last, but... Here goes nothing. What took you so long? We ran into some old friends. Have any of your toys been loosing power? Yeah, my gloves. My hat. My shoes, too. The gun too. Check if there's a reserve power? Nope. Now what do we do? We got a bunch of toys that don't work. We could just throw them at the guards. How about we be as violent as we want, in the safety and comfort of our own video games, okay? -Come on. -Or we could just... give it a shot if that-that works too. Okay. [computer whirring] [operator] Three minutes to transfer. Wow! Okay, we have to recharge a couple of the toys. One small battery will do the trick. Where's the Energizer Bunny when you need him? Think I may have just found him. If they have quantum computers, we can't stop them. If we get close enough to observe the subatomic particles, we can actually affect them. And change their value. That's brilliant, Jenny. Okay, here's the plan. Two more minutes, is this awesome or what? Franklin, where's my game? -Your what? -Franklin. I don't have it. Did you loose it? [Wizz] Looking for this? Thanks for the battery. It came in handy. William. Boy, what you didn't like my accommodation? You accommodations were fine, it's the hosts we're not happy with. Shut it down. Oh no, you're not serious. Not after all your hard work Shut it down! And if I don't? This device shoots a beam that will instantly incapacitate it. Spoken like a true pacifist. You're bluffing. That's just one of those dumb toys. Try me. Why do you wanna shut this down? I think you know very well why. Why don't you tell them? [laughing hysterically] Oh-Oh. Oh, God. [imitating dogs] Okay, okay. Can we have some help here? Can we have some help here? Can you take him? Okay, here we go. You've weaponized humor? You think it'll work with the North Koreans? [stammering] I love that toy. As soon as we take apart this plane, this thing is next. Okay boys, you know the drill. Let's hand everything, hand everything over. You're gonna destroy the world and you don't even care. We care, William, remember why we're doing this. We're doing this because I care. [operator] Grid point lock, transfer to commence. It's show time! Increase power by ten percent. Micron stabilizers in three, two, one, mark. [woosh] [beeping] [portal opening] Is that... Is that... Is that the shadow? Oh, my God! [rejoicing] [people clapping] Perfect. [chuckling] Oh, God. Look, what we've done. This is... It's a miracle. -I know. -Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most important day of my life. Obviously, I could have done this alone... I wanted to share it with all of you. I-I don't want your thanks, I don't want your gratitude, I just... You're welcome. Clap! Clap! All right, stop. Stop. This plane, is the beginning of a new world order. Nothing can stop us now. [confusion in the room] [Franklin] Check it, check it please. Where's my plane? Where... Where's my plane? Franklin! Working on it, sir. What's going on? I want answers. I'll give you an answer. Looks like our little diversion worked. It allowed someone to affect your cubits in your backup computer. I taught him well. I sent the plane back to where it belongs. Jenny, you are in so much trouble. Take that mask from her. Billy, it's time to show them the truth. What's he doing? Stop him. -No, no, no, no. -Stop him. What the... [Wizz] December 25th, 25 years from now. Merry Christmas, the day that time ends. This is the reason our signals can never go beyond that date. And you knew about it all along. But I can change it. I swear, I can change the future. You won't. You'll take the technology from the Shadow and build and unstoppable army. Look, where it gets you. There's your precious future. Your ego and your greed is destroying it. [warning buzzer sounding] -Oops, a little speed bump in the continuum. -What? [operator] Unable to initiate remedy sequence. I guess I deactivated the remedy controls as well. What's going on? Gentlemen, I'd say that the Pandora Project has just been officially canceled. [operator] Electrical surge to hit in T minus 90 seconds. Evacuate premises. You're dead. If you stay, chances are you will be too. Come on guys, let's get outta here. [warning beeping sounds] Guys leave them, they don't belong in this time. T-minus one minute. This is the only way out. You gotta jump it, you can do it. -Okay. -Okay, I'll go first. We're running outta time. Nice. Jump, Mel. Oh no, come on. Nice. You did it. You know, you go. Not till you're safely over. I can't. I can't do that. Yes you can. Just don't look at it. T-minus 30 seconds. You don't understand, I need the shoes. You can do this. You don't need the shoes anymore. The real power is already inside of you. You just have to trust yourself. You can do it. -[Mel] Come on, Boomer, you got this. -You can do this. [Eddie] You got this. Come on. I can do this. You can do it. [screaming] [all rejoice] Yes. -I did it. -You did it. Up the stairs, we gotta get outta here. Send it all back. -15, 14, 13, 12... -I'm doing the best I can, there's no one else here. Six, five, four, three, two, one... This is gonna hurt. [loud explosion] Is it okay? [all groaning] A little help. Thank you. I think we did it. Yeah. Well, I hope so. 'Cause I am definitely not doing that again. Only one way to find out. [powering up] [robotic voice] Welcome to Holopedia, 7.0, updated every year. Search Xircon Plaza. Xircon Plaza was canceled and never done. We did it! Yeah [all rejoicing] Okay, okay, okay. Search American history, 25 years from today. America 25 years from today, is a rich and productive nation. Unemployment is under two percent. Crime is lowest in 25 years and the democracy is stronger than ever. We did it. We actually saved the future. [announcer] Ladies and Gentlemen the Commander and Chief of the United States. Wait a minute, that looks like... It couldn't be. It is. Justin Beiber. Oh! Okay, maybe we didn't save the future. Program interrupt. Stand by for pre-recorded message. Hello. This is a pre-recorded message from 25 years in the future. If you've come this far, I can safely assume everything is all right. So congratulations Matt, Eddie, Boomer, Mel, Jenny, and Wizz. Matt, if I look familiar to you, I should. I'm you. And here's another shocker, you have a son. He plays with the daughter of a man who runs an Air Force Storage facility. The one, Weller tried to take the plane from. I changed the password on that chest near the plane to something we always said. And then I told my son to take the plans out and keeps his toys in there. Just in case. Matt, I've wondered what I would say to you. I could tell you all about myself but... why ruin the surprises. I guess I just wanna tell all of you, what you already know by now. You're destiny isn't written in stone. You don't have to be zeros, so go out there and make your dreams come true. [Matt's wife] Matt, are you coming? Yeah, just a minute honey. Well, I gotta go now. Good luck. Oh, and don't see Transformers 18, it sucks. [chuckles] Sure, it does. Oh I forgot, I installed the self-destruct in this program just in case it ever fell into the wrong hands. So long. Wow, that's heavy. Meeting your future self. Yeah but, that woman's voice, it sounded so familiar. [giggling] [upbeat pop music playing] You are the center Of the universe This is the show, Not the two of us You are the center Of the universe Forget the doubters and the empty words You are the center Of the universe This is the show, Not the two of us You are the center Of the universe Forget the doubters and the empty words Hey, guys, later tonight, I'm picking up Jenny, and heading to the mall. Anyone wanna come? Can't, I'm studying for math. I'm pulling up the uni-files. Sorry, I have track, I'm trying out for the long jump. And I've got my, "Stand up for kids" meeting today, maybe tomorrow? Whoa guys, that's the Xircon car. But Xircon went outta business. Anyone up for a little Pac Man? [all] Wizz! How you doing? You're looking at the new CEO of Xircon, thanks to you. I'm taking this company in a whole new direction. We reassembled the machine and got a signal, from the future. Something's coming here. I need your help. Can you come right now? Let's do it. Follow me. Go ahead. [upbeat rock music] |
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