Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Burning deep within my soul
A place where men and
dreams have vanished
Treasure waits to take its toll
You know I hear you calling to me
Wild herd flying across the moon
All my plans are cloaked in darkness
Seems like tomorrow can't come too soon
You know I hear you calling to me
Matecumbe
Shadow 'cross my mind
Matecumbe
The place I have to find
Matecumbe
The promise of a new life for me
They tell your tales
And sing your songs
Up the creeks and down the bayous
Everyone knows that it won't be long
Till the next man dies
A
- trying to find you
An island lost in a lonely sea
Reaching 'cross an endless ocean
I hear your misery calling me
Back where the sea's the only motion
Matecumbe
Shadow 'cross my mind
Matecumbe
The place I have to find
Matecumbe
The promise of a new life for me
Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Matecumbe
Now, Davie, you change those
clothes before you put Babe away.
Now, who's this?
Miss Effie, Miss Lou, Davie.
Gonna be another hot one.
You made a mighty long ride to tell us
something that we already
know, Sheriff Coffey.
I'm afraid I won't have
to ride so far next time.
We're looking for your black, Ben Woods.
Ben hasn't been back here to Grassy
since he went off to the
war with Captain Bernie.
Mr. Catrell here says Ben run
off with some of his belongings.
- That makes Mr. Catrell a liar.
- Hold on there.
If Ben shows up, please
tell him I'd like to see him.
What'd he mean, he won't
have so far to ride next time?
Oh, he's heard talk that
we might lose this place.
You shouldn't talk that
way in front of the boy.
Oh, mercy.
We'll find a way to keep Grassy, Davie.
I'd better get Babe out of the sun.
And then you're gonna study
scriptures. Now, go along, Thaddeus.
Go on, now. I know you're there.
Oh, come on. Thad needs me to help
him dig bait. We're going fishing.
Not today, you're not.
Miss Millington said you
stumbled all through Isaiah.
- Doesn't that boy have a home?
- Now, go along now.
He's got a secret tree house and Mr.
Stark lets him sleep in his root cellar,
but he has to work a bit first.
Thad?
Ben!
Ben! Oh, Ben!
Oh!
- Davie.
- Why didn't you knock at the door?
Shh!
- I couldn't take the chance.
- What's wrong, Ben?
- You in some kind of trouble?
- It's treasure, Davie. Gold.
Gold your daddy buried to
keep Spangler from getting it.
Well, who's Spangler?
The devil hisself.
Now, what's all this
talk about a treasure?
Well, we had just put
down cargo at Mobile.
It got paid in gold 'cause that was
the only money worth anything by then.
Captain Bernie decided to make
one more run to the Bahamas.
That's when the Cumberland spots
us and starts closing in on us.
Was that that Yankee gunboat
that sunk the Flora Bee?
Mm-hm. Spangler's boat. But
Captain Bernie was smart.
He took the Flora Bee in shallow
water where the Cumberland couldn't go.
- And then he hide that gold.
- Then it's still buried somewhere?
Yes, ma'am. Way over yonder in
Florida. And I gotta get Jim Bernie...
Jim Bernie. What do you
want with that rapscallion?
Captain Bernie told me his brother
would help me get the gold for Davie
so Davie wouldn't lose Grassy.
Jim Bernie never did
finish anything in his life.
Do you need money, Ben?
- Well, I ain't got none, Miss Lou.
- Well, we can let you have a little.
Lou, a very little.
Now, just where is this
gold supposed to be?
There was a map that Captain
Bernie sent home before he died.
I never saw a map in Clay's things.
It's in the book.
The one he was always reading.
Of course.
There's nothing on this page
except the little that Homer wrote.
I ain't lying. That's what Captain
Bernie told me before he died in prison.
- I swear to the Lord on that.
- You can see there's no map there.
And who was that man who
came looking for you today?
One of Spangler's men. They think
I know where the treasure is.
Captain Bernie won't tell me.
He says it's for my own good.
Hey, look. Maybe you're meant to
hold it over the lamp like this.
Look, there's some writing.
Matecumbe Key.
That's an X. That must
be where the treasure is.
Captain said he buried it under
a tree, but he don't say where.
Captain said he buried it under
a tree, but he don't say where.
- Did you hear anything, Effie?
- Oh, just the wind.
- What on earth...?
- It's Spangler! I knew it!
It's him.
What are you doing in this house?
We're after Bernie's black.
Don't tell us he isn't
here 'cause we know he is.
My sister and my nephew and
myself live in this house,
and you have awakened
us from a sound sleep.
Now get out of here.
Do you make it a habit
of sleeping in the attic?
They're coming up. Barricade the door.
Davie, come here. Come on.
Davie!
Davie!
All right. Effie, get out of the way.
- Watch your head.
- Here we go.
- Ben!
- Take him, Ben!
- Ben!
- Come on.
Ben, the map!
Break it down.
- Effie, I can't!
- I'll get 'em.
Davie! Davie!
Ben?
The map.
Ben?
- Ben?
- Spread out! Don't let 'em escape!
Round the side there. Check them bushes.
Come on.
You two down the hauler. Check that.
Well, find those boys.
- Giddyap! Giddyap!
- Yah!
Ain't nothing up ahead, captain.
They must have turned off somewhere.
- What'd them men want with you, Davie?
- I can't tell you now.
Quick, help me turn this boat over.
- Can I come with you?
- I got a long way to go, Thad.
Who have I got to go
frogging with if you've gone?
And we can't call a secret
meeting at the hideout
with just one member present.
All right. Help me
shove off and climb in.
Look.
This is old man Snyder's boat.
We'll pay for it when we
get back... if we get back.
That's them. Took to the river.
They have to come ashore... sometime.
You keep reading that map,
you're gonna wear it out.
I'm just studying it.
You really think you can find that
treasure way down there in Florida?
It's a long way from Kentucky.
I don't know, but I'm sure gonna try.
Maybe there's enough gold to keep the
carpetbaggers from getting our place.
Where would you live if
they was to get Grassy?
I keep thinking what would
happen to Aunt Effie and Aunt Lou.
They've always lived there.
Your Aunt Effie and Aunt Lou'd sure
be surprised if you was to find it.
Davie, if those men catch up with us,
they might kill us, same as Ben.
I still wouldn't tell
'em where the treasure is.
- Not even if they was gonna kill ya?
- They couldn't make me.
Me neither, Davie.
I liked Ben.
Let's take a sacred
oath. We'll never tell.
- No matter what they do.
- No matter what.
Quick, Thad! It's a sternwheeler.
It's like a big plantation house
just floating down the river.
- You think they'll let us on there?
- Why not? We got money. Come on.
- How much is it as far as Friars Point?
- What class, son?
Sir?
It's five dollars for cabin class, three
for boiler, two dollars for the deck.
Two decks, please, for me and him.
There you go, boys. Straight back
there, right through the passage.
Any spot that looks
comfortable. Howdy, folks.
Is that where he lives, Friars Point?
Uncle Jim never stays anywhere long,
but that's where he was last
time he wrote Aunt Effie.
- She calls him a black sheep.
- You think your uncle'll help you?
Sure, if he's not too busy.
I guess my Uncle Jim can
do just about anything.
- Anything?
- That's what I said, anything.
Suppose he meant here?
I've slept on worse than this before.
Hey!
Little boys who know
what's good for them
do not sit on bales of cotton
spying on ladies what's hiding.
- We wasn't.
- We didn't even know you were here.
Just a minute. I'm Captain
Boomer. Your fares, please.
I believe my sister's aboard this boat.
Not having had the
pleasure, I couldn't say.
She's about five foot six.
She's wearing a wedding dress.
No one wearing a wedding
dress boarded this boat.
She wouldn't buy a ticket from the
clerk, you fool. She's a stowaway.
She hasn't got a cent. She's
trying to get to New Orleans.
If I find her, she'll be
put ashore like any stowaway.
Meanwhile, you have exactly
two minutes before we cast off.
Not till I've found
that handful, you're not.
- Is the big ugly one your husband?
- No. And he's not going to be.
I don't care how much
money that Yankee's got.
They come looking for you in here,
they're gonna find you for sure.
I know. We'll hide you
in with the animals.
- I couldn't.
- If you don't, you gonna get married.
Lauriette might have
had a change of heart.
Nonsense. She's nervous. Women
are like that on their wedding day.
Did you see a lady in a wedding
dress come through here? Answer me.
What would a lady be doing
down here? And let go of my arm!
We should get back to the guests
and explain the postponement.
To blazes with the guests!
What about back there?
Most brides would be rather
conspicuous among the livestock.
But, then, I have never
seen your sister, sir.
- Look, sir...
- Let's look upstairs.
Not unless you buy
passage as far as Coahoma,
otherwise you're going ashore,
as we're shoving off immediately.
- They're gone.
- Oh.
Oh.
Lord!
Something old, something new.
If you want it, nanny,
it's yours to chew.
I presume... one can get to
the ladies' cabin from here.
If that don't beat all.
Could at least say good day.
We're gonna get in trouble
for being up here, Davie.
They can always send us downstairs.
Hey, Thad, look!
Hey, ain't that that same lady?
Yeah. What's she doing in there?
I'm looking to win it on the up and up.
Very good, sir. Now, watch closely as
I take two red aces and the baby card.
I pick 'em up slowly,
put 'em down on the table,
as all I want you to do is
to tell me where's the baby?
He picks the middle
card. I'm sorry, sir.
You were close. It was
right beside the baby card.
Don't be afraid to bet. If you don't
speculate, you can't accumulate.
I don't take bets from paupers,
strippers or grandmothers.
Well, since I'm none of those,
would it be permissible if I bet?
Unless, of course, Captain, you
have some regulations against it.
Of course not. It's just
that we rarely have the ladies
visit us here on the Texas deck.
And... what game is this?
This is a very simple game.
It's called three-card monte.
I plainly display these three
cards, two red aces and a baby card.
I take 'em and I place them on
the table face down like that.
Then I rearrange them thusly.
This is not a trick or a humbug.
It's all on the up and up.
The idea of the game is for you to
see if you can pick out the baby card.
And if you pick out the baby card,
if your eye is faster than my hand,
you're gonna take all my money.
Oh, that does look like fun.
How much would you like to bet?
Make it easy on yourself, lady.
How much would you like to bet?
Make it easy on yourself, lady.
Well, I have no idea.
Is 500 dollars enough?
500! She don't have no 500 dollars.
She don't have no five cents.
I'll have to see the
color of your money.
And, remember, them Jeff Davis dollars
don't go very far these days. Ha-ha-ha.
Sir, you are addressing a Southern lady.
I have never had anyone
before question my veracity.
The loser better be able to pay up.
All cheaters and welshers on my boat,
Southern ladies or not,
get put off on a sand bar.
- You see that?
- That must be the baby card.
She'll never find it now.
She gonna be in big trouble
when she can't pay up.
All right, now. Now
you watch real close.
I'm gonna do it real slow for you
because you're such a pretty lady.
I'm gonna put 'em
down like that so slow.
All I want you to do is to
tell me where's the baby?
Oh.
Oh, well, let me see, now. Um...
That... No. Uh, this one.
Oh, I just can't bring myself to look.
Why don't you turn over
the other two cards?
That's not the way the
game is played, lady.
Well...
If this is... is an ace!
And if this... is an ace!
Then the third card has to be a baby.
It's just simple logic, isn't it?
Sir, if I understand the
game, you owe me 500 dollars.
Isn't this exciting?
This diamond ring is worth
well over 100 dollars.
It'll more than take
care of the balance.
Oh, no. I hate to do that to you.
Course, I'd hate to have
you put off on a sand bar.
Now, why don't we show these
gentlemen the baby card?
No, no, no. We don't have to do that.
Well, gentlemen, game is over. Good day.
Captain, I've been meaning to talk
to you about my accommodations.
I'd like something a little bigger.
Of course. Say, by any
chance, you wouldn't be...
No, I wouldn't be.
Bye! Bye! Bye.
Bye now. Bye.
My map! Hey, give me that back!
Give me that! It's mine! Help! Thief!
No!
Stop! Thief! He's got my money!
Somebody stop him! Help! Help!
He stole my money!
- Robber! Thief!
- Hey, hold on. What are you doing?
Help!
Don't worry! I'm coming!
- Davie! Look out!
Here I am, 50 miles from Scott Junction,
with a dress that looks
like a pot cleaner,
to say nothing of my 400 dollars.
Just floated all away.
And all because of some
cursed quirk of fate
that keeps having me thrown
in with the two of ya.
We were just trying to save you.
Two cannonballs would
have been more help.
What were you two doing
on that boat anyway?
- We were going to a key.
- Down by Florida.
That's all we can tell you.
Now, I've had enough of this nonsense.
Look at me. I want you to look at
me and give me some straight answers.
If you put on some clothes,
we could look at you.
Well, never mind about that. What
were you two doing on that river?
So we switched to old man Snyder's
boat before Spangler could catch us.
- Spangler?
- The devil hisself.
Do you still have this map?
- The rouster threw it overboard.
- What was it a map of?
- We can't tell you that, ma'am.
- It's for your own good.
But since you tried to help
us and you lost all your money,
if we find what we're looking for,
we'll see you're amply rewarded.
That's very generous of you.
If you've never played that
three-card monte before,
how come you know how to win that man?
If there's one thing I
learned from my brother,
it's how to spot a cheat.
- Howdy.
- Whoa.
- How far is it to the next town?
- Coahoma's seven mile that way.
Seven miles. Would you be
kind enough to carry us there?
Any fool can see I ain't going that way.
And if I was, I wouldn't haul my
own kin seven mile for nothing.
Perhaps... you'd be interested
in selling this here mule and rig.
You got money?
Not on my person, naturally.
Not enough to buy a
fine animal like this.
I'd have to leave
some sort of collateral
till the bank leaves my draft.
You mean a swap?
Whoa!
What are we stopping here for?
Just leave everything to me. Come on.
Ma'am.
Sheriff, I have two runaway
boys to leave with you.
What?!
Davie, you didn't expect me to believe
that wild story about maps and whatnot?
Miss Lauriette!
It's for your own good. You'll thank
me when you're back with your parents.
- Where are you boys from?
- Up north of here.
But we didn't really
run away, not because...
You just put out a fugitive notice on
them. Somebody'll know who they are.
You can't do that! Spangler'll see it!
Davie, if I hear about
Spangler one more time...
Now, now. You boys better
come on back here with me.
- You can't put us in jail!
- It ain't jail.
It's what we call protective
custody. Come on, boys.
Just till your folks come to claim
you. You're gonna be all right in here.
Now, ma'am, if you can just write down
a few things you know about the boys,
you know, where you found 'em,
their ages, things like that.
Help! Help!
- Oh, my arm!
- It's Thad! He's been bit by a spider!
It was a tarantula! I seen it!
It was big! Crawled in under
there! Must have had eight legs!
- I just bet.
- Oh! Oh! My arm!
Let me see. Come on.
Come on, let me see it.
Davie Bernie, you come back here!
Resisting arrest is a felony!
I don't know what that means, but we
been in worse trouble for three days!
I'd like to get my hands on those two.
Thanks, Lamar. They just boys who
need a little guidance, that's all.
They don't lack for imagination.
All that nonsense about secret
maps and people getting killed.
They told me the biggest pack of lies
since the carpetbaggers came down here.
Hey, sheriff. Any idea where
those two rascals might be headed?
They'll probably keep to
the river. Most fugitives do.
Oh, he felt a chill
and he took to his bed
He made his will Had the good book read
He was fading till Dr. Snodgrass'pill
Had him up and about in the morning
This is the burden of my tale
Snodgrass's pill can never fail
Fine day for a constitutional.
Increases the circulation.
Reduces general debility.
Sir?
- You boys alone?
- Just me and Thad.
Hmm.
- What you making?
- Elixir of swamp root.
Funnel. There we are.
Yes, as from the ancient
formula of the Aztec Aboriginal.
What's it for?
Consumption, king's evil, gout, goiter,
scurvy, carbuncles, dyspepsia,
general skin disorder.
- It can cure all that?
- That and more.
And of all the people in the
world, you are the only two
to have seen the nostrum
in its formulation.
Are you going downriver?
Could you use some help
as far as Friars Point?
Are you boys wanted?
It's kind of a long story,
and you probably wouldn't
believe me when I'm through.
Well, some people don't.
Well, of course, I couldn't offer you
more than the usual apprentice wage.
One dollar a week with
sustenance and lodging.
But then, of course, you'd
have the privilege of serving
the greatest master of the healing arts.
Who's that?
Me. Dr...
May I present myself?
Ewing T. Snodgrass M.C...
P.M.Ph... U.
There we go.
Come along now, medical students.
Earn your dollar. Bring my bags.
Do you see that man
with a back so strong?
Do you hear that man with his party song
Good people of Barskidell.
You are all far sicker than you think.
My opening incantation was, as always,
in the Choctaw tongue
and dedicated to the late,
great chief, Wah-Wah-Too-Se.
I am indebted to this great chief
and to the whole Choctaw nation
for my rugged constitution,
nay, for my life.
- What did they do for you?
- What did they do for me?
Trusses.
Now, I have at hand a
limited supply of them
and I am willing to let you
have them for one dollar apiece.
And I'm going to send my
two young Choctaw assistants,
Swift Deer and Brave Bear,
among you in order to
help you adjust them
according to your own
particular requirements.
- Come on.
- I'll take one!
- Over here! I'll take one.
- I want one.
If, my friends, if you are
not rejuvenated with new vigor
within 24 hours of
receiving these trusses,
you'll get double your money back
and five cents of the ten cents
for the instruction books.
There we are. If any of you happen
to be interested in the long life,
you'd do well to invest
in Dr. Snodgrass fever,
ague and liver pads.
They are the only
known cure for malaria,
dyspepsia, aching joints, frostbite...
What tribe you from again?
- Choctaw.
- Come again?
You heard the man, Choctaw.
You are receiving these at cost.
Swift Deer, Brave Bear.
Perhaps you would run back and find
us some more of our miracle medicine.
They need to know their own
language. They are incorrigible.
And yet, you know, anyone
who loves children loves them.
Gotta hurry so Dr. Snodgrass
won't lose the crowd.
Don't break it down. I'm coming.
Yes, ma'am?
Are you the law in this town?
Does that look like it
come off a Christmas tree?
Well, Sheriff, while you sleep
away the better part of the day,
two runaway boys disguised as Indians
have fallen into the
hands of a charlatan,
an obvious fraud who is hogswaggling
the citizens of this town
with worthless contraptions
and useless concoctions.
- Is his name Snodgrass?
- That's the one.
I've been waiting for this slick boot.
You wait till I get my
hands on him. Where is he?
That stream outside town. You'll
hear him before you see him.
Where can I sell that mule and rig
and get myself a steamship ticket
and some kind of a... decent dress?
Frank Candy deals in mules. If you
wanna get yourself a steamship ticket,
go down the river and start
a fire like everybody else.
Sometimes they stop, sometimes they
don't. There's a store round the corner.
Wait till I get my
hands on that Snodgrass!
He ain't gonna never hogswaggle
anybody anymore, I guarantee that.
Anyone will see at least the box.
Now, obviously the
last thing I wish to do
is to fit glasses to those
who have no need for them.
- No, no.
- Hey, you!
Sheriff Forbes, well,
this is providence indeed.
Don't you providence me!
Last year you sold me a belt
guaranteed to restore male vigor.
- All I got was a case of hives!
- Hives?
Sheriff Forbes.
Next time you get to
fall out of the tree.
That Spooju Juice tastes awful.
Remember what Dr. Snodgrass said.
Don't scratch or do nothing,
even if you get an itch.
All right. Get going.
Now that my liver pads have
calmed your irascibility,
we'll proceed with your eye test.
Would you do me the goodness
of reading the first line?
"E, B, F, G, K."
Correct.
- Second line, please.
- "R, S, M, T, 1."
That is I.
Still, it's very good.
Third line now, please.
"A, H, P, C, Y."
Excellent.
Fourth line.
- There ain't no fourth line.
How very strange. I thought there was
this morning, but you may be right.
No fourth line?
I'll try these rugged,
masculine glasses.
Nothing at all intellectual about them.
If there's any adjustment, we can do it
later, if the eyelashes catch the lens.
Now, try that.
I see it plain as day. M, H, R, T, A.
M, H, R, T, A.
Oh, that's wonderful!
Yet another example, my friends,
of the burdens which so many of us
carry unnecessarily through life.
I hope you realize now, Sheriff Forbes,
what you have been missing for so long.
- No fourth line.
Mister, you a doctor?
D.C.M.P.PhU.
But do not disturb me now, son.
- There's a boy fell out of a tree.
- Well...
I think his back's broke.
His back is broken?
Medical ethics will not permit
me to tarry, ladies and gentlemen.
No, I need no help. This
is an emergency. Thank you.
- Lead me to that unfortunate lad.
- This way!
- Lead me to the broken back!
- This way!
Help is on the way! You can hear me!
Come on.
He's here. I seen him fall.
I asked him if he was all
right, but he just lay there.
Calm, calm down. Keep back, everyone.
Stand back.
- Is he alive?
- Barely.
It's a... It's a vertebral
severance, I'm afraid.
It's a... It's a vertebral
severance, I'm afraid.
Yes, it's a hiatus of the vital
fluid. HVF, as we like to call it.
I hope we're not too late. I
wish you'd called me earlier.
But by then he'd not yet fallen
out of the tree, I understand that.
Yes, just a moment.
I would like some of the
ruby nutrient anodyne, please.
- What?
- The Spooju Juice which I sold you.
It is only one dollar a bottle. Now
we're going to try this on the boy.
Now, come on. That's the way, lad.
Just a sip should do it. This
nostrum is extremely po...
Come on, sip. Extremely potent for such
a modest price, ladies and gentlemen.
We should see the youngster up
and about in no time. That's it.
Now, the elixir should
work in about ten seconds.
That is, of course, that is if there's
any life left in the lad at all.
Ah. You will notice how the color has
returned to the youngster's cheeks.
Are you feeling better, son? Ye... Oh.
What's the matter?
Davie.
This seems rather graver
than I had at first thought.
Now, come along, lad.
You can feel my ruby elixir coursing
through your veins, can't you?
It is taking effect, lad.
For heaven's sake, boy, if
you can hear me, speak to me.
Speak to me. What is your name?
Davie Bernie, and he's
a runaway from Kentucky.
It's Spangler, Thad! Get outta here!
Outta the way!
Now you've done it good!
You have something I want.
Hand it over, boy.
Put up your hands, y'all hear?
You ought to be ashamed.
Grown men picking on that boy?
Now, ma'am, we don't
mean the boy any harm.
He took something that belongs to
me. I want it back. Simple as that.
Come on over here, Davie.
I don't say things
that I don't mean, sir.
Now, you all put up your
hands and turn around.
Come on, all of you.
Now, walk back to the
edge where you had the boy.
I said walk!
Come on.
Walk.
Now...
...you jump, Yankee.
You defile this land.
Look out below!
Come on, Davie. Nothing of
interest to you down there.
Thank you, son.
A generous application
of my Aesculapius ointment
would have those abrasions
gone by the morning.
Along with his arm.
Well, I believe you now about Spangler.
Ooh. I never saw such
a parcel of cutthroats.
They'd have killed us all
for a five-dollar piece.
What were they after?
Davie, I think that you ought
to find that uncle of yours.
You tell him your problem.
Maybe he can help you.
Uncle Jim can do just about anything.
He once started a salt
factory by the ocean,
but the dam busted and
all the salt washed away.
And he had his own railroad
once, but it was built over a bog
and a whole train disappeared.
Sounds like your uncle
has the Midas touch.
Well, I don't know about that, but
I guess my uncle's just about famous.
I can only tell you that I
have in my possession affidavits
from some of the most
influential people in the land,
testifying to the fact that one
single bottle of Spooju Juice
rescued them after years of
the most intolerable pain.
You'll find Jim Bernie out yonder,
but if y'all wanna talk to
him, you'll have to hurry.
Sir?
Is Mr. Bernie going someplace?
- One way or t'other, he is.
Maybe it's a revival meeting,
or a going-away party.
- Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
- Light her up, damn it!
It's a lynching.
- Is that Uncle Jim?
- I suspect so.
- Help!
- Uncle Jim!
Davie, wait!
No, no! It's no place for you, Thad.
Uncle Jim!
Uncle Jim, is that you?
- Who are you?
- Davie Bernie from Grassy.
- Davie?
- Yes, sir.
Well, I'm sorry to make your
acquaintance under these circumstances.
Well, I'm sorry to make your
acquaintance under these circumstances.
- What brings you to Friars Point?
- We were headed down to New Orleans.
We stopped by to get you.
I'm afraid I'm tied up.
- Who's we?
- Me, Miss Paxton and some others.
Ma'am.
I'd tip my hat, but...
Let's cut this jabber and
get this here tree decorated.
Bernie, I hope your carcass'll
be a warning to the next man.
- No!
- Get outta here! Go on!
Tear these up into strips, this lining.
...souls of extermination!
Slay all the traitors!
Again shall vengeance reek
Till blood shall flow
through every creek!
- Moons of...
- If I'm on my way to kingdom come,
I don't want the last words I
hear to be your Klan claptrap.
Grant me a last wish. Shut your mouth.
Glad to oblige.
Let this be a lesson
to the next do-gooder
tries to poke his nose in our business.
Grab hold of that kid
and give him what for!
Over my dead body!
If that's what you want, ain't
nobody here gonna fuss, lady.
With the wrath of God,
vengeance is mine!
You're gonna reap what
y'all sow, you hear?
Mind the horses.
The Philistines are in flight!
Come along. Shut the bag, will you?
For once, your Spooju Juice
really did help someone.
- Hey, what's your name?
- Thaddeus.
Thaddeus. Yeah?
Some mighty fine shooting, lad.
That was a brave thing you did.
And there were some other islands
right about here, called keys.
And the cypress trees
were right... here.
And the X where we think the treasure
is was right next to this tree here.
Uh-uh. By this one.
It's kind of hard to keep
things straight in your head.
There must be something there
or Spangler wouldn't be after it.
Well, Ben said it was real valuable.
You can find it, can't you, Uncle Jim?
It's a needle in a haystack.
But I have no better
prospects at the moment.
Doctor, how about throwing in
with us, with Davie's approval?
Sure.
Oh, ten years ago I would
have seized the chance,
but, no, I...
I simply cannot ignore
the call of those...
...poor unfortunates along the river.
And you think our
chances are pretty slim.
The boys and I'll stick with
you as far as New Orleans.
- If that's all right.
- My pleasure.
Then we'll head for
Tampa and outfit ourselves
for the final leg to Whitewater Cove.
Frankly, Mr. Bernie, I think
that you're courting disaster.
Even if you find that treasure,
Spangler will take it away from you
and he'll kill you all into the bargain.
There's no law down in
those swamps, you know.
People just disappear and
never are heard from again.
To hear Davie talk, you
could part these waters
and we could go the rest
of the way by carriage.
Not that for a moment
I'd even consider it,
it's just I'm curious why you
didn't ask me to go along to...
this... Matecumbe?
I just thought you'd be out of place.
You have strong feelings
about a woman's place?
No offence, ma'am, but in
my opinion it's at home.
In my experience, ladies of your
station are unsurpassed at parlor talk.
I've rarely seen anything as
attractive as a bevy of you at a ball.
And I'm sure you could snap
a fan with the best of 'em.
All that would just go to waste
in the swamps, wouldn't you say?
I'll say good day, Mr... Bernie?
Just call me Jim.
What are you gonna do with
your share of the money, Thad?
Well, I always wanted a mule of my own.
Like that one back in Coahoma.
Or maybe one of those three-bladed
knives in Mr. Butler's window.
You could also buy a new
life with that money, Thad.
- How do you buy a new life?
- Through knowledge.
Learning. It's learning, you
see, that'll really set you free.
Learn all you can about everything
and it'll open up new horizons for you.
There's a landing round the bend.
They're few and far
between on this stretch.
I always stop here for provisions.
Fine, Doc.
Mr. Bernie, I've thrown
together some mullet puree.
I wonder if I could take a moment
of your time for your expert opinion.
Davie, give Miss Paxton's fixings a try.
If it passes muster with Davie,
you'll know it's a success.
I'll take the tiller, Bernie. Thank you.
Mind if we tie on? Won't be a minute.
You boys wanna stretch your legs?
No, thanks.
Much obliged.
Gentlemen.
Well, good...
"Music hath charms to
soothe a savage breast. "
- Who said that?
- William Congreve.
1670 to 1729.
Come on, Thad. Remember
what we practiced?
Come on, Davie.
Get along there.
Nice.
Hey, Curly!
Get that screech box of yours going.
Let's show 'em how it's really done!
Hey, looky there, looky
there! A real live female!
Why, you didn't tell me
you were having a party.
These are flatboat men, and no
one to fool with. You get inside.
- Hold it! Hold it!
- May I have the pleasure, ma'am?
- Why, how exciting.
It's been years since
I've been to a ball.
Whoo!
- I forgot my fan.
- No.
Thad, Davie.
When I give word, release the lines.
Right.
Thad, take the bow.
Oh, you want to waltz, do you?
Now, boys!
Jump!
Jump!
Miss Lauriette...
Puree's burning.
Davie.
- Hey, Davie.
- Yeah.
- Wanna try for some catfish?
- No.
Are you in love with Miss Paxton, Davie?
Heck, no. That's the
dumbest thing I ever heard.
I think she might be in love with you.
What makes you think that?
Remember the way she
hugged you at Friars Point?
She hugged you a long time.
I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
That's why I let her hang on to me.
I know a way how you could find
out if she really loves you.
How?
If you put a girl's hand in
water when she's sleeping,
she'll tell you the
name of her sweetheart.
That has gotta be the
dumbest thing I ever heard.
She's napping now. We
could find out easy.
Let's get a pan.
By the shore, Captain.
- It's them.
- You see the kid?
Nobody's on deck.
It's that quack medicine man's boat.
- Hold your speed!
- Yes, sir!
They won't get away this time.
Hold your speed.
Listen close. She's
gonna say it real softly.
Sinking! We're sinking!
We're sinking! We're sinking!
What do you think you're
doing? I'm soaking!
Thad! Davie! Oh, what...! Oh, you...!
Thad. Davie! I'll suffer
the both of you kids.
You are the most powerful aggravating
kids I ever saw. Come here. Come here.
Something's stirred 'em up.
Tell me what you think you were
doing in there with that water.
- What's going on?
- Nothing!
Nothing? Look at me!
They tried to drown me in my sleep.
We didn't. We just spilled
a little water, that's all.
What's that steamboat coming straight
towards us? Davie, get me my spyglass.
In there. Thank you.
It wouldn't be Spangler,
by any chance, would it?
- It's him!
- They'll be on us in a minute. Come on.
Open fire!
Spread out. Search everywhere.
Can you run a steamboat?
Can I run a steamboat?
What's he doing?
This way, boys! Run!
Over here!
To the boat. Come on. Come on!
Don't keep looking back, lad.
They'll be on us soon enough.
Come on, come on. Come on.
Go on, help the lady. Hurry now, boys.
We're taking the other
boat. It's faster. Come on.
I'll be with you in a minute. No, no,
Thad. Leave it to me. Go on, quickly.
- Come on, Dr. Snodgrass!
- What are you doing?
- Sorry.
- Hurry, Doctor. Hurry.
All right, shove off. Come on.
Off we go. I'll help you with that.
You sure you know how to run this thing?
I haven't the vaguest idea. Never
tried. You're on your own. Take it away.
- What about Jim?
- We have no choice.
No! You can't just leave him there!
It was his decision. Now
let's get this vessel underway.
What about this one,
Doctor? Maybe it's this one.
No, no, no, no.
If this thing goes backward,
it'll also go for...
Don't crowd me! I'll apologize later on.
I can't be bothered. I've
got to get this thing...
Oh, confounded steam.
Ah. It isn't that. Could it be this?
Hold it.
Come on.
- It's perfectly all right.
- Surely they heard that.
Ah. Ah! We're going forward!
Look out. Take cover.
Spangler and his merry men.
To the keelboat!
Uncle Jim.
Come on, baby. Yeah!
There's no trace of him anywhere.
It's difficult, I know, but I
think we must conclude that...
...Jim Bernie is dead.
Needless to say, we all owe
him a great debt of gratitude.
Oh, I'm arranging for
a passage for the boys
on the first passenger ship going north.
Once home, put yourselves in the
hands of the local authorities
until such a time as...
...as Spangler and his villainous
cohorts are brought to justice.
He's right.
Davie, I believe you have something.
It belongs to you and I
wish to see you have it.
But you really must go home.
Two lives have been sacrificed already,
and the menace of
Spangler is ever present.
Let it go, boy.
I'm not going back.
- You still wanna go, Thad?
- If you do.
We'll be all right.
Thank you, Dr. Snodgrass.
Sorry about your boat.
Bye, Miss Lauriette.
Thank you for everything.
- We really appreciate it.
- Sit down.
I'm not about to let you goslings
go traipsing off by yourselves.
If you're dead set on
getting that... treasure...
...I'm going with you.
Well... never let it be said
that Dr. Ewing T. Snodgrass
deserted his friends
in their hour of need.
We'll find it, Dr. Snodgrass.
Well, if we don't, it won't be for
lack of trying. Now, let me see.
Spangler will be watching the docks,
which means that we should proceed...
inland, with guile.
And dispatch.
Maybe I should have married that Yankee.
Bo.
Over here.
Well?
I think I seen 'em at the station
house. They left on a train.
- What'd they look like?
- Like you say.
Old man, pretty lady, two young 'uns.
One's a white boy, the other's a black.
That's them, captain.
- How long ago?
- I just come from there.
That means they're taking
the Yulee Railroad to Tampa.
They think they're gonna lose me.
- They will if we don't get after 'em.
- Relax, Catrell.
They don't know it yet,
but they just bought
themselves a one-way ticket.
That's it. Tuck it in
there, right snug, like.
Here comes Dr. Snodgrass.
We're ready to leave,
Doctor. We're ready.
Had a lengthy chat with
a Reverend Macilroy.
No persons answering the
description of Spangler and his crew
have been seen in Tampa, so our
strategy seems to be working.
Shall we leave, Doctor?
Do you wish us to settle our
account for our supplies now?
Oh, when we get to our destination.
Destina...? Oh, yes, of course.
I can manage.
- Give me a hand.
- Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
But I must admit, it'll be the first
trip I've made through the swamp
without having an idea
of where I was heading.
We'll tell you where you're headed
once we're through the Everglades.
Yes, ma'am, all right. Shall we leave?
- Shall we go?
- Are we ready? One, two, and in!
Oh, there's your snowy egret, Thad,
one of nature's most
beautiful creatures.
'Tis that. And them feathers'd
make you a lovely hat, missus.
They look just fine
where they are, thank you.
He was just trying to be nice.
I don't like that man.
I just don't trust him.
Lift your paddles just high
enough so as to clear the water.
It'll save your strength that way.
A little water wouldn't hurt, you know.
A little water wouldn't hurt
you none either, Mr. Skaggs.
Oh.
Oh, it's Seminole.
They're friendly enough, so
long as you don't cross 'em.
Ease off your paddles a bit.
Do you mind... Do you mind
if we stop for a moment?
I'm not as young or as
buoyant as the rest of you.
Hey, take your hands out of the
water. This is gator country.
- I don't see no gators.
- Oh, you don't? Well, they're here.
And I'll show you.
There! See 'em?
Yeah... Ooh, sit down, lad!
Sit down! You get us in that water,
we'll be lunch for the gators.
Now, if you should ever tussle
with one, get underneath him,
because a gator can't
move his lower jaw.
It's a pity some humans are
not similarly handicapped.
- I think we'd better leave, Doctor.
- Perhaps you're right.
What noise do you make
to frighten these things?
Oh, perhaps not.
There's not a breath
of air in this place.
All right, lads. Bear to
the left now. To the left.
Left? I thought south
would be in that direction.
Oh, aye, you're quite right. Very good
sense of direction you've got there.
You see, that channel plugs up about
a mile further on, so we turn left.
Ah.
Come on, pull. Let's get in here.
Let's stop there.
What for?
Well, it's the last good
watering spot for 50 miles, ma'am.
I think we'd better get
our water here, right?
- I'll help you, Mr. Skaggs.
- Thank you, Davie.
I told you I know a night
crawler when I see one.
Out of the boat, all of you.
Now, Miss High And Mighty,
I'm giving the orders around here.
Get out of there. You defile that boat.
Jump, woman! Jump!
I said jump!
Now, Master Davie, come here.
You led us a merry chase, but
now it's over, you understand?
I believe you have a map.
I lost it, but I know
where the treasure is.
Timbuktu, extreme southern...
He's only a lad!
Oh!
I intend to get that map.
He's telling the truth.
He lost it in the river.
Then why are you all here?
He knows where the gold is.
Now out with it, or I'll be forced
to do something very unpleasant
for the both of us, especially you.
He means it, Davie. You
tell him what you remember.
Where is it?
I don't know.
No!
I have a map of sorts.
I thought it wiser to commit the map
to something less fallible than memory.
Thank the Lord for that.
Whitewater Cove.
Huh. Matecumbe Key.
Here, these trees. We find
them, we find the gold.
All right, man the
boats, ours and theirs.
You're not going to leave us here?
My apologies, madam, but
if we leave you a boat,
you might just find a way out of here.
You won't starve to death, lady.
Mosquitoes'll get you long before that.
Excuse me, Doctor, but...
...you won't be needing
this now, will you?
Thank you.
Ma'am.
Careful. Don't smother
it. Don't smother it.
What are you...? Where
are you...? No! No!
No, you'd choke out here.
You'll choke out here.
They'll get into your
neck, your nose and mouth.
You won't be able to breathe.
Take that. Come on, that's better.
- Come on.
- Will this kill 'em?
- Some of them, perhaps.
But when the rain is
over, they'll be back,
and then, whatever help the smoke
was, there'll be nothing to burn.
- What's that?
Rain!
- Don't you hear nothing?
- I hear it.
Like singing!
If we don't make some noise, Charlie,
how will anyone know we're around?
- Sing along.
- Help! Help!
- Help!
- Help!
- Over here!
- Help!
- Shh!
- Help!
- Help!
- Can't you hear? Help us there!
- Help!
- Help!
Hey!
- Jim!
- Uncle Jim!
Uncle Jim! You're here! You're here!
Of course. We're in
this together, aren't we?
You all seem a little
the worse for wear.
- Where's Cooter Skaggs?
- We were abandoned by our guide.
- He was in league with Spangler.
- Spangler?
- Yeah.
- He's here?
He went to go get the
treasure. They know where it is.
- How much ahead are they?
- They left sometime this afternoon.
- Maybe we can beat 'em.
- Oh!
We've been deserted and
almost ate alive by mosquitoes
and all you care about
is that unholy gold.
You're pretty even when
you're wet and angry.
You had us thinking you were dead.
Probably dead drunk in some saloon.
And if you were alive,
why did you have us go off with
that horrible, horrible man?
You smell to high heaven.
Mosquitoes don't like it
much, either. It's an ointment.
- What did you say?
- Mosquitoes.
- They don't like it much, either.
- No, before that.
I said you're pretty.
I've been meaning to tell you
that ever since I first saw you.
But I had a rope around my neck and...
Are we ready now?
When I got to Tampa, I beat the bushes
till I found my old friend Charlie.
Then Charlie and I picked up the same
trail Spangler left for Cooter Skaggs.
We were...
What on earth...?
- Cougar.
- Cougar?
It's an Indian tribe,
part of the Seminoles.
- They friendly with your people?
- Nobody's friends. Bad.
Bad? Do you think they've seen us?
They see, long time now.
Why can't we see them?
They don't want us to.
What do you think, Charlie?
Hurricane.
Hurricane?
- Stay here. Better.
- Why stay here?
A beach on the open sea's no
place to be in a hurricane.
But Spangler won't stop.
If we all end up at the
bottom of the sea, Davie,
we won't have gained much, will we?
It's so still.
Charlie not wrong. Birds not wrong.
We're almost there, aren't we?
With luck, we can beat it.
Let's make a run for it.
There's the trees!
Stay together!
Jim!
Keep going!
- Charlie!
- Charlie, are you all right?
- Can you get up?
- Oh, Charlie.
Charlie all right.
Give me your hand!
Come on!
Try and dig in!
Over there! Turn out!
Look out!
- Thad!
- Davie.
- Look!
- It's the gold for sure.
- Look!
- Go on.
Go and get Uncle Jim!
Uncle Jim! Uncle Jim!
Over by Davie! He's found something!
Run!
- It is!
- Look at that, Thad!
We did it! Yeah! Hey!
Doctor!
- Snodgrass!
- Doctor!
No!
Behind you! Doctor!
Oh, no!
Dr. Snodgrass!
No!
No, Doctor!
- Come on, boys.
- No!
No, it's no use. Come on.
Into the woods!
Go on!
Hurry! Keep it moving!
Davie! Davie!
Uncle Jim! Uncle Jim!
- Davie!
- I'm down here!
Get me outta here!
Stay there!
Chief's tomb.
You'll be safer down there
than up here. Come on.
- What's he doing?
- Calming the spirits.
Matecumbe Cougar sacred burial ground.
We'll have more than spirits to
worry about if the Cougar find us.
- Will they kill us?
- No kill.
Cougar make wear cockatiel all time.
- Cockatiel?
- Make squaws out of us.
Slaves for the rest of our lives.
Not a sign of him.
I searched the beach a mile each way.
Gold.
Some jewelry. Mostly coins.
Jim.
- Cougar coming.
- Let's go.
It's Spangler!
Hold your fire!
We want the gold, Bernie.
Leave it! Then get outta there.
- You're not gonna give it to him?
- Shh!
Cougar hear gun, find us.
- That may not be all bad.
- We won't wait any longer!
- That may not be all bad.
- We won't wait any longer!
I want the gold. I want the gold now!
You and the boys get outta here. Hide.
- Just give it to him.
- Do as I say.
It's yours! But I'm
taking you at your word.
We want safe passage outta here.
You have my word! As a gentleman.
All right, let's grab it and run.
Got too heavy for 'em.
Ooh.
Ah.
Take it. Take the treasure to the
boats. Take the treasure to the boats!
Where are they?
I'm getting out of here!
Wait!
Come on! Come on back here and fight!
Come on, you yellow-stomached rats!
Chief, I don't know nothing
about these other fellas,
but I am part-Mohawk
on me mother's side.
Good. Mohawk made good squaw.
Squaw?
Go.
Come, squaw.
Squaw.
Nearly journey's end, Davie.
You've got the Bernie treasure.
All I want is enough to fix up Grassy.
We'll split up the rest.
That all right with you, Thad?
Yeah.
- Snodgrass.
- Dr. Snodgrass!
Dr. Snodgrass!
- Dr. Snodgrass!
- Snodgrass!
- Doctor!
- Doctor.
Are you all right, Dr. Snodgrass?
A slight separation of
the femur and the tibia.
A minor visitation for
a man of my constitution.
- I never thought we'd see you again.
- The sea couldn't hold me, sir.
I was beached by an immense
yet understanding wave.
I know what the English
say about bad pennies, Doc,
but I'm awfully glad
to see you're alive.
Oh, my dear.
Oh, Thad. Thad, Thad. Thank you.
Dr. Snodgrass, I told
God if He saved you,
I'd do exactly like you say,
learn everything I can so
as you can be proud of me.
Well, He obviously kept
His part of the bargain.
So from now on, Thad, your
course is clearly charted.
Come along, then. You seem to have
had a very easy time of it, you others.
Oh!
I had the most harrowing experience.
Let me tell you about it.
At the risk of boring myself...
Dr. Snodgrass, are you really English?
Only at times, Thad.
Only at... at times.
Dr. Snodgrass, why don't you
come and stay with us at Grassy?
At Grassy? Oh, I should
be honored, Davie.
But I can't in good
conscience forego my duty
towards those poor
unfortunates along the river
who await my call with
such impatience every year.
But it's good to know
that you and Grassy
will always be there to offer sanctuary.
Know that the friendships
that were forged in the
crucible of our adversity
shall not tarnish
nor their temper e'er lose.
What'd he say?