I think Jack's piece of cake
is just way too big.
Mom: I think
you might be right.
Ah, uh!
Are you ready for bed, Jack?
Mommy tucks me in.
Tonight is one of
the nights that daddy
tucks you in, okay Jack?
No.
Boy you are stubborn.
That is daddy's worst trait.
Dad: I do recall
that's how I got
my prom date with you though.
Hmm, let's go.
I'll be right down.
Hey come here, come
here, look at me.
Remember, your worst quality
can also be your best.
Okay?
Give me a hug.
And he's in for the score!
Good night sweetie.
I love you.
Mike:
Don't, please. Help!
Brandon: She is
thirsting for my penis.
She's hungry.
Man: She is so bad.
She can't see out of the
back of her head, nimrod.
Yeah, but I'm saying--
yeah, and I'm a
sexual being, big woop.
I'm out there.
I've put myself in the field.
I'm a predator.
I'm like,.
Another one.
Ah, looks like
I'm just in time.
Gives me an idea.
So...
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Jack.
Jack: Thanks.
-Hey, man.
-Hey.
-How you doing?
-Good.
Why are you sitting
here? You feel okay?
Yeah.
All right, well, I got
my eye on a few ladies.
You wanna go, you
wanna go talk to them?
And do a little hunting,
a little pussy hunting?
-Jack: I'm okay.
-Yeah!
Go on ahead.
I have a favor to
ask from you though.
Can you watch the
door while I go to
the bathroom, I really
have to use the bathroom.
You don't
wanna go in there.
You know, ah,
goddamn, that stings!
Does uh, does your
bro wanna play flip cup?
He's not-- he's not
my brother actually,
he's my cousin.
I don't care, I don't care.
You keep saying stuff.
I don't care.
Do you wanna play?
I'm good, thank you.
I'll play. Do I need
any dice for this?
What's happening here,
i like it, it's very good,
very passionate, very sexy.
If we could just get a
little of this left hand
down on the titty.
Just touch them titties.
Just one bit, come on.
What-- hi, how are you?
Turner, what are you doing?
Hi, I'm Turner,
nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi, hello, these
are very lovely boots.
Do you mind if I sit right
here in the middle here,
a little fast?
All right, ahh, so, uhm,
I'm here now, so why don't
you guys just catch me up,
where were you two.
It looks like you were
somewhere around right here.
I don't think so.
Oh!
Brunette girl: No, no!
All right, well.
Smell ya later.
Yo, who's that fucking
freshman who has never
smoked weed before?
Brandon: Oh, I've never smoked.
-Frat boy 1: That's you?
-Yeah.
Frat boy 1:
Take a hit right now!
I'll take it.
Oh, he should take it.
Frat boy in purple
shirt: Take a hit,
it's your birthday!
-No, no, no, no.
-Frat boy 1: Oh, go for it!
Dude I don't have all day man.
All right, let's
go, I'll do it!
You know, this is how you do it.
Look, look, look, look!
You light it and you
just go,.
Brandon: Could
you light it for me?
Frat boy in purple shirt:
You can light it for him right?
Yeah you go it, all right!
Group: Freshman,
freshman, freshman...
Let's go!!
-What the fuck?
-What the fuck?
-I am so...
-You can't do that!
That wasn't me, there
was some flash of just red.
Man: That's insane!
Get the fuck out of my house!
Get the fuck out of my house!
Turner: I swear there
is no way that your dick
is sorer than mine is.
Brandon: No I'm telling
you, I really went to town
on myself last night.
Turner: Oh yeah, you did.
Whereas little Turner,
he was taken care of
by an experienced third
party participant last night.
What, no way, you f-ed a girl?
Turner: Oh, better.
You told her you loved her?
What, no, man,
I got my dick sucked.
Nice, you got it
on the forehead cam?
Oh, every juicy detail,
i mean from her head
just slowly moving down...
Ah, into the
point of no return.
Oh yeah, brother!
Enters your
gravitational pull...
-Turner: Yeah-heah!
-Just wiggling around.
I mean if I'm the sun,
she is the closest planet
to the sun.
Whatever planet,
it's sucked in!
Exactly, you know
what I'm saying?
Brandon: Or she's like the
millennium falcon, you know,
when she's getting drawn
in by the tractor beam,
and she can't escape,
because she's helpless.
Jack, you must be reading
the longest damn birthday card
of all time over there.
Yeah seriously,
who's that from?
It's from uncle Mike.
Oh uncle Mike, how's he doing?
He's okay, he invited me
to come over to his place
over winter break.
Oh, just you and uncle Mike,
that sounds lovely,
I'm not going.
Can I see it?
Okay, he didn't invite you.
Brandon: It says
he's not gonna be there.
Oh, tight as fuck,
definitely going.
All of us, what do you say boys?
I'm in!
I don't think it's
really a good idea.
Oh come on, Jack!
You gotta let me come, man
if I don't get
to go away for winter break,
my dad said he's gonna
make me work for him!
You know how fucking
lame that is man?
He works at quiznos!
Look, uncle Mike is not
really the epitome of fun.
Fuck uncle Mike then. He's
not even gonna be there right?
He's not gonna be there.
See, just us boys!
Three guys.
-Hmm-mm.
-One cabin.
-Uhuh!
-Non-stop fellatio.
All night, from girls.
My god, with the
fucking touching man,
I'm trying to do my
own thing here, shit.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hell man, I know my whole
family ain't getting into
heaven 'cause if I get
there, and I see them,
I'll know I'm in hell.
I believe when I get to heaven,
I'm gonna get a lot of
just all that old pussy
I had before I got there.
It's gonna be right there
waiting for me again.
Yeah, but I don't really
worry though about dying.
It's not so much dying a
virgin, it's just dying
without like...
Doing anything.
Turner: Nah dude,
you'll be fine.
I've done a little bit.
Turner: You'll be good, man.
That's why we're taking
this little vacay, man.
I'm gonna teach you,
you're my little cub,
my little baby cub.
All right, I can be the cub.
Turner: Yeah
brother, that's right.
Brandon: Suckling
on her nipples.
Turner: Yeah, no,
no, no, none of that.
Well well.
Oof, oh man.
What the fuck is this man.
This is my uncle's house.
Turner: Well, I mean, was
it in a fire or something man?
Brandon: Come on.
Turner: Place looks
like a fucking turd.
No, it's rustic.
It's how it's supposed to look.
Turner: Okay, all right.
I'm just saying, this place
doesn't exactly give me,
you know, warm cuddly feelings.
Brandon: Isn't that why
you brought your shotgun?
You're just a crazy person.
Turner: Just wait,
i got it, I got it.
Good grab.
Oh, a little chilly.
-Oh, sorry.
-Yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
Turner: At least
the inside looks nicer
than the outside!
Oh, shotgun biggest room!
Brandon: No way,
that's the coolest room!
Uncle's Mike recorded message:
Hey Jack, it's uncle Mike,
just checking in. I wanted
to make sure that you got in
all right. Uhm, look,
I'm not gonna be around
for the next week or
so, and I'm not gonna
have any cell
service where I am.
So I uh, I guess I'll just
see you when I get there.
Uhm, be careful,
all right kiddo?
Brandon: I'll wake you
up with my midget porn,
you're not complaining.
You brought it on yourself!
Man...
Turner: What the fuck.
Bro!
-Brandon: What?
-Turner: What?
Oh, the breaker broke.
Turner: Yeah.
What are we supposed to do?
Live like, fucking
jebediah and his amish
goddamn band mates or what?
We'll call someone tomorrow.
No, I want a
flashlight right now.
Where's our flashlight?
I don't know.
Turner: That's all right.
This'll work.
No it won't work!
I'm in the middle of a battle.
Can you pause it, please?
Would you pause it, Turner?
You're being inconsiderate.
Jack: Oh shit, shit...
Shit!
I got there, I got
there to pick you up,
I can get home safe.
Dude, you only
have your learner's.
You don't have
a wallet on you.
You're wearing a garbage bag.
So where did you
sleep last night?
A dumpster.
Brandon: Why-- why are
you sleeping in dumpster?
I don't know.
You know if it's something weird
like some fetish thing,
I get it, all right.
Let's just say I get it.
So you can tell me,
if you want, you know.
I'm into some nasty shit,
I'm sure you got a--
we're related.
You must have some
weird stuff going on.
Sexually.
Hey, all right!
Jack, honey...
Mommy has to go.
And I'm gonna take you over
to your cousin's house, okay?
Okay.
Promise me something, Jack.
When you turn 18,
if you feel sick,
don't be afraid.
Repeat after me.
When I'm 18...
Jack: When I'm 18...
If I feel sick...
Jack: If I feel sick...
Mom: I won't be afraid.
Jack: I won't be afraid.
Turner: Hey crystal,
what's up? It's Turner.
What no, no, we haven't met.
It was the app just a few
minutes ago, remember?
No, no, I'm the guy
that sent you the photo
of just his balls.
Yeah, you wrote back
like right away.
Yeah, no, the cute balls.
Yeah, with the razor
blade next to it.
Hey, come on, I swear
I'm not a serial killer.
I mean the app I'm using says
we're only two miles away.
Jack, where are you going?
Just out, for a walk.
Turner: Okay, tell me more.
Oh, yeah
you're fucking wet.
Would you get off the
phone with your mom already?
Turner: I'll fucking
kill you I swear to god.
Just hang up!
Mike: So what's the status?
Mom: He has the gene.
Shit.
Well, I don't know what
we were expecting.
Mom: The chains didn't hold.
I need you to get the cage.
Mike: That's
your responsibility.
Mom: You know I can't.
Someone could recognize me.
I'll arrange to get
it there tomorrow.
Mom: He needs it tonight.
Well, I can't get it tonight.
Mom: Mike, if you
don't wanna go back--
look, I've done my best
to lead a normal life,
and I'm not about to
fuck it all up right now.
We had a pact.
You're lucky I'm
even talking to you.
He's gonna have to
wait till tomorrow.
Turner: Well, it's
not a fucking real road,
you fucking idiot, it's
a piece of cardboard.
Brandon: I know, I was just
kidding, I was just joking.
Jesus, oh my god.
Brandon: Ah, shit.
What the fuck is this?
Brandon: Ah, it'll probably
turn on in the morning
like yesterday.
Ah, what the fuck man. This
is Jack's uncle's house.
He should be here
dealing with this shit.
Do you know the story
about Jack's family
by the way?
Yeah, his mom like shot up
his dad or something, right?
No, it goes way beyond that.
A lot more.
All right, well every
family has problems.
I mean, shit, my dad
used to be an alcoholic.
Still is, we just got over it.
They have a Wikipedia
page, just about them.
Oh, god.
Yeah, okay, it all
started with uhm,
Jack's mom's oldest
sister Margaret.
She went into the city
with her boyfriend
for a romantic night out, right,
they were gonna get dinner.
And after dinner
he surprised her.
He had a hotel room at
the Waldorf astoria.
It's great, it's fantastic,
it's a nice hotel.
I would do dirty things
to stay in that hotel.
Turner: You would do
dirty things for free.
Brandon: Yeah listen,
the next morning,
the maids come in,
boyfriend's dead.
Head split open like
a pumpkin, or a melon,
or a watermelon, and Margaret,
she's handing from a
chandelier, dead too obviously.
Turner: Jesus.
She killed herself.
Yeah, oh, but you know,
Jack's mom, that gets
a little nastier.
She took much longer
to go crazy, you know.
She waited, you know, years.
And then one night,
when Jack was around
five or six, his mother
just went ballistic.
Cut her husband's face
open with a razor.
Really tore in.
Like, gruesome, okay?
My parents, they still don't
understand how one night
a person could be
completely normal, friendly,
interesting, nice, and
then the next, homicidal.
They never even found her
body, just her clothes,
completely soaked in blood.
Oh, but the worst one,
the worst incident by far
is uncle Mike, our uncle Mike.
He was in Europe, taking
an overnight train
from Brussels to
Amsterdam. And the next day
when the train pulled
into the station
and the conductor came
to open the doors,
he found 12 bodies, dead
people, just slaughtered,
torn-up, cast all
over the walls.
You know it was just
disgusting. There was guts
everywhere, it was really
just gruesome stuff,
awful stuff. The only
guy that made it,
was uncle Mike, so
naturally he's a suspect,
but they couldn't find his
fingerprints on anything
and frankly it
didn't make any sense
that a scrawny teenager
could've killed an entire
car full of people, you know?
Not like the way,
whoever did it, did it,
because he tore like
jaws off and shit,
I mean god...
Holy shit, you're fucking
related to these people.
No, it's through
Jack's father, so,
I'm not psycho.
Whew.
All right, that
really tired me out.
I'm gonna go to bed.
You should bundle up, okay,
the heat's off.
I love you.
Shit, fuck...
Damn.
What the fuck?
Brandon.
Brandon?!
Recorded message:
This feels as if it's
your beach, yours alone.
Don't shoot!
Fuck...
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary mother of god.
Pray for our sins.
Now and at the
hour of our death.
Amen.
Reporter on TV: Medics on the
scene found the victim's body
was cut in half, authorities
speculate a rogue black bear...
What's with you
watching the news?
Ssshht!
...may be responsible for
the attack, and authorities
are urging all residents
to remain vigilant
while carrying our
their daily activities.
Our thoughts and prayers
go out to the family
and friends of Morris Wright.
What exactly did you see miss?
Uhm, I was waiting for a train
to home, and I heard a noise,
and then this thing
ripped him apart.
Brandon: Fuck.
Reporter on TV: Now authorities
are saying that it was
a black bear. Is
that what you saw?
Uhm, I'm sorry, I can't
answer any more questions.
Reporter on TV: Morris
Wright, the victim,
25 years old, black male.
Brandon: Fuck.
Reporter on TV: Survived by
three sisters and a mother.
Brandon: That must've
been one big bear, damn.
Yeah, yeah.
I think with bears
you're supposed to stand
and scream, I think that's
the standard procedure.
Uhuh.
Hmm, obviously they
weren't in the boy scouts.
Mike: Please, don't.
Hey Jack, uhm,
if you wanna keep
sleeping outside,
that's totally okay, but,
could you just let me know?
You look like shit.
But you're really soft. Have
you been using moisturizer?
Yeah, it's like i
got hundreds at will
shooting out my asshole.
Rose: I'm
done with interviews.
I came to...
I was at the station last night.
Where?
On the other
side of the track.
Rose: Did you see the attack?
I heard it.
Rose: Bullshit.
What are you doing?
Why do you have this?
Don't touch him. He's sick.
So what did you
see last night?
I didn't get a
good look at it.
A big gorilla.
You don't believe me.
No, I do, I do.
Was it weird looking?
What did it look like?
Was it big?
Or was it weird and hairy?
Man: Rose, who is it?
Time for you to go.
You are going to leave. Please.
It's got my
address on it, okay?
-I'm not taking it.
-Take it.
Nobody tells me there's
a guest in our house.
He just came to talk...
Who came to talk?
Jack.
I'm Gonzo.
Well, did she fix you a drink?
Rose, did you fix
our guest a drink?
He didn't want a drink.
Just because you're
settled and sobered up
doesn't mean our guest has to.
Jack: No really, I'm fine.
Rose pour the scotch,
the good scotch.
Rocks?
You'll have to excuse my
wife's poor hospitality.
She looks sexy
sitting on my couch,
but she just isn't into
the whole housewife thing.
Guess I spoil you
too much, huh babe?
Guests first.
Have a seat.
No, you wanna hold that
with a strong grip.
So what brings you
to my castle, Jack?
I told your wife
i heard the attack.
Oh shit, so you were
there when that nig...
When Morris Wright got killed.
It ripped his whole bottom
half off, didn't it?
Maybe you could tell me what
happened to her wedding ring?
This is an important investor.
I gotta go.
Rose, if you will.
What up, motherfucker?
Gonzo:
Oh, I'm ready to bake cakes,
I just need some flour.
Hey.
If you need anything,
let me know.
Rose: Thank you for coming.
Hey, what are you doing?
Just rolling a joint.
Yeah, it's kind of a
big milestone for me,
so, if you cannot
just hover over me
that'd be great.
Why are there animal
crackers all over the ground?
I don't know, I'm
not really focused
on the animal crackers,
because this is my second time
smoking, so it's gonna be
my first time getting high,
so it has to be perfect.
See it's, not too tight.
You gotta let the grass breathe.
Lesson number one.
Jack: All right come
to my room, all right?
Okay, I'll be there as s...
Oh, shit.
-Howdy-doody.
-Jack: Close the door.
Okay.
What are we watching?
Just watch this.
Well that's creepy.
What is it?
Like a YouTube video?
No it's from the gopro.
Is that the girl
from the news?
You killed someone,
you killed somebody.
I think I'm a werewolf.
That's a really bad
legal defense, all right.
We're gonna need to
get a lawyer. We need
to work on that.
Look, look at the hands.
Those aren't my hands.
Oh, my god.
Do you think I'll turn soon?
We should call someone.
What happened to your dick?
That's the real question,
you know.
Did that transform too?
Did it get much bigger?
-What?
-That would be good.
You should definitely
call someone.
Recorded message:
Uh hello, Wade here
from Nana's attic.
Looks like we've got an item
here for you to pick up.
Oh fuck, okay.
I got some bad news.
-Jack: What?
-I have some bad news?
Jack: What?
Uh, we got like four more days
of you turning into a
werewolf, it turns out.
Isn't it only supposed to
last like one more night?
Brandon: No, the moon
only has to basically full
for you to transform.
And I'm looking at
the lunar calendar, and
it says that we've got
four more nights of
basically full moons.
We're losing sun. This
is-- oh, fucking Christ.
Okay, if the sun goes down,
I'm dropping you in the woods.
Because I don't think I should
be in the same car with you.
Thanks.
What do you expect,
I'm not gonna die for you.
Well, I mean I'd die for you--
I'm not gonna just die.
I'm not even dying for you,
you would just be eating me.
I'm not gonna be your dinner.
I'd sacrifice myself,
but that's a
different situation.
Anyway, I don't wanna
have to explain myself.
Jack: Hi, I'm here
to pick something up.
Name?
Jack: Jack, Jack luskey.
ID?
I lost it.
We're in a big rush,
if there's any way
you could hurry up,
it'd be great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Out there.
Jack: Excuse me?
Wow.
Yeah that's a nice one, hah.
Has a little wear and tear,
but it's sturdy as hell.
Must've been a rich lady
to afford a cage like that.
Real nice lady too.
This is excellent
ironwork up here.
Son, would you
get down from there
before you kill yourself?
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
The truck's for me too?
I'll drive my car.
Fellas?
Crystal: I'm so hot.
Yeah, yeah you are.
You're hotter than your
profile picture, that's rare.
That's gotta
be the nicest thing
anybody has ever said to me.
Hey, do you know
about law and stuff?
Well, that's kinda non
sequitur, but I guess.
I just, I got
this friend Jimmy
and he was asking
me if, you know,
if an intruder broke
into your house
and, and this intruder, say,
had a record, and was
wanted for murder,
and, and you killed them,
is that a crime?
Well it doesn't matter
if they're a murderer,
in order to kill
somebody you have to feel
like your life's in danger.
Yeah but it wouldn't matter
either way, though, right?
He wouldn't get punished
if this was a bad person.
Okay, well, the Jew that
killed Lee Harvey oswald
still got in trouble.
Are we good?
Yeah, fuck, sorry, I'm just
a little out of it I guess.
I don't know, maybe I'm
just not in the mood, I...
Well, that's not what
this little guy says.
Oh, oh...
It's funny you say that,
'cause I actually call
him little Turner.
Oh, so he's little.
Oh, he never stays little.
That's the trick.
I got an idea.
Now, what's that.
You care if I film this?
Only if I get a copy.
You are amazing.
Hmm, come here.
-You stay right here.
-Will do.
Don't move!
All right...
Fuck it's not in here.
Crystal: Forget about it.
I know where it is,
just stay right here,
don't move!
Hold that thought.
What the f...
Fuck.
-Brandon: What's wrong?
-No gas.
Oh, shit.
The car doesn't have
a warning light or anything?
Man.
Jack: How much time
do you think we got?
Oh god, I don't know,
when do you usually transform?
I don't know.
Do you think we can put
the cage in the other car?
Nah no way, it's
way too small.
Ah shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit man!
Shit, we're in big trouble here!
Jack: Relax,
we're gonna be fine.
No, you're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be okay,
and I'm gonna,
you're gonna eat me.
Jack: Help me with the cage.
See if the werewolf
in you eats me,
it's not 'cause it's evil,
it's because it's a monster.
Jack: This is good.
Brandon: See, so,
if the werewolf in you
eats me, it doesn't
make it evil,
it's just a monster, you know.
It doesn't have any
control over it.
Jack: That sounds
pretty evil to me.
Brandon: No not if you
don't have a choice, see like,
you know like the hulk,
see with the hulk,
you put the hulk in a
terrorist base it just destroys
everything in it's
path, and he's a hero.
He's off the hook, in
a church, and yeah,
he's obviously not a hero.
That's what makes it a monster,
he doesn't have a choice.
Okay, the lock is on.
Jack: Good.
Take off all
your clothes then.
Jack: Gimme your watch.
Brandon: All right but why,
i really like this watch.
Just gimme your watch.
I won't break it.
Okay.
All right.
-There you go.
-Jack: Thanks.
And now take off your clothes.
Jack: What?
Brandon: I need your
clothes, you'll rip 'em
when you transform.
Come on, hurry up,
hurry up, please.
Jack: All right fine.
-Here.
-Okay.
Thank you.
Oh and the jacket, i
need the jacket too.
Jack: No, I'll
keep my jacket.
No, no, no you'll tear
it when you transform.
It's a nice jacket, you
don't wanna year that jacket.
Jack: I'll take
it off before.
What if you're
not able to, though?
It'll be like an
experience, yeah?
You love experiences, right?
I do like ex-- okay.
All right.
Jack: Get outta here!
No, I wanna watch.
No, uh, Brandon
get out of here,
you saw the footage.
Ah, fine, okay!
All right.
-Wait.
-Brandon: What?
What do I do about food?
Uh, oh I got crackers.
Jack: Shit.
Brandon: I'll see you
later, good luck, good bye.
Rose: Can you walk Joey?
And what would be the
point of that, sweetheart?
He needs to get
out, it's healthy.
That dog ain't healthy.
And it ain't never
gonna be healthy,
'cause I am not spending
$10,000 of my money
to fix his broke ass.
All right.
I'll walk him.
Come here Joey boy, yes.
Let's go for a walk.
Let's me and you go
for a walk, mommy said,
"let's go for a walk."
So, let's take you for a walk.
Out we go.
Holy shit, you
wouldn't believe it.
His legs must've healed.
He ran away.
Good night, babe.
All right babe, so,
this is the Remington
12 Gauge, I'm gonna teach you
how to fire this shotgun.
Girl as fucking sexy
as you, needs to know
how to fire a gun, right?
Too many predators out there.
I know!
So you're gonna take-- you
got your safety mechanism here,
the trigger. This
is where you're gonna
-throw the shell.
-Okay.
You wanna throw it
in there, you cock it,
put it up to your
shoulder, find your target
and fire.
All right, so there's no
ammo now, I just want you
to learn how to
like hold the gun,
get a sense of the weight of it.
Seems easy enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go. Right, you got it.
I need like a smaller one.
Yeah, I'll get you a mini.
All right, so just aim at
like them flock of birds
out in the distance there,
no ammo, but just you
know, get a sense of it.
Poof!
There you go, oh baby,
you're so fucking good
with a fucking shotgun, hmm!
Jack, Jack?
Open the fucking cage.
Okay, one second.
It's open.
What is that?
Oh, sorry about that.
That's nothing.
Here you go,
you should get in the car,
it's warmed up for you.
All right, come here, come here.
This is so brokeback right now.
Oh shit.
We can't have him
knowing about this.
Brandon: Why?
Because I fucking
killed someone.
Oh right, yeah.
That's fucked up by the way.
Turner: Yeah, morning
to you too, Jack.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Hey, hello.
So you got a new truck?
And what's with the cage?
Uh, this is for
uncle Mike's cat.
Oh my god, I love cats.
That cage is for a cat?
That cat must be fat as shit.
Yeah, well it's
an outdoors cat,
so it just mostly
sticks in the back.
-Turner: Uhuh.
-Hunts rodents.
Can we play with her?
Brandon: Sure if you
could find her, yeah.
Crystal: Kitty, kitty!
Brandon: Who's
that girl by the way?
What her? Yeah, that's
uh-- that's crystal.
Yeah, she's my slam piece.
Met her online and
god she just gives me
the biggest boners.
That's romantic.
Yeah, well I'll
let you get back
to whatever the fuck Houdini
trick you're planning,
I'm outta here.
-Baby!
-Brandon: Have fun.
Yeah one sec, Brandon.
Oh, hey Turner.
Hey, man.
I feel like we
haven't chilled much
since we got here.
Yeah I know.
Hmm.
Sorry, I've just not
been feeling too well.
Yeah, that's all right.
By the way, you haven't seen
the gopro anywhere have you?
No, no.
That's funny, 'cause i
actually found it in this room,
just the other night. All
footage mysteriously gone
off of it.
-That's weird.
-Turner: Yeah.
Must've been Brandon
making one of those movies.
One of those movies?
Jack: You know.
Yeah.
Well, this was fun.
Let's chill some
more, all right?
Jack: Definitely.
Okay.
Oh, can I get my
watch back by the way?
-Jack: Oh I still need it.
-Oh, why?
Wow...
All right, awesome.
I'll set the watch for you.
And I'm setting it to
20:22.
- There you go.
Thanks.
I got it. Don't worry.
Hi.
Can I help you with something?
Gonzo: Hey jacky,
how you doing?
Oh no, this is Brandon.
Brandon.
What's up, kiddo?
Oh nothing much,
I'm just mapping out
some strategies.
Uh, heck strategies.
For uh, future tourneys.
It's settlers of catan.
Do you play?
Yeah that's great homie.
Listen, where's jacky at?
Wait uh, who are you?
I'm that motherfucker.
Hah, could you be
more specific please?
It's Gonzo.
Tell him to come by my spot.
He knows where I'm at.
Bring Jack out or
I'll crush your skull.
Uh, do you know a Gonzo?
I don't think he's
gonna come, I'm sorry.
If it was me, I would go.
Ah okay, well this...
I don't know if you need
to be this rough, sir,
I think it's a
little unnecessary.
So uhm, if you could
have him back here
before eight o'clock, and that's
really important you know.
I really-- that's essential.
If you could have
him before eight.
Eight o'clock, okay?
Hey jacky, how you doing?
Can I get you anything?
A cigarette, a scotch?
Oh right, you don't drink.
Coke?
I'm fine, thanks.
So.
Jacky boy.
What did you see that night
at the train station?
I don't remember much.
You don't remember much?
Well rose was there.
And then the black bear came.
And then rose came
running to help
when she heard some screaming.
So my candy-ass,
narrow-behind wife,
came running when she
heard some screaming
from a motherfucker
she doesn't know,
who was being attacked
by a black bear.
You know Jack, a lot of
people are afraid of me.
Do you know why a lot of
people are afraid of me?
Because I'm strong.
And yet I am a pillar
to the community.
You know I donate
over 10% of my profits
to the boys and girls club?
I love kids, jacky.
See.
The key to my business
is know the truth,
avoid the sleuth.
Now, I avoid the sleuth.
And you best believe i
wanna know the truth.
So I'm only gonna ask
you one more time.
Was that motherfucker
at the train station
with my wife?
They were there,
but not together.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey listen.
Next time you see my wife,
text me, okay?
Baby, I think Jack
should stay for dinner.
I don't see why not.
I can't.
Stay.
I made plans with my cousin.
-Brandon?
-Jack: Yeah.
Hmm, well.
Is that the kid
that followed us here?
Uh, well.
Bon appetite.
Hey, ain't that the
chick from the news?
No, don't be racist.
Did you boys ever
try a tapenade?
I make a mean tapenade.
You know, it's my
grandmother's recipe actually.
When my grandmother died,
she passed it down to my mother,
and when my mama died,
she passed it to
my older brother.
And when my older
brother was murdered,
I found the recipe
in his wallet.
Hmm, so.
Brandon, Turner.
Where you guys
at the train station
that night with Jack?
Brandon: No, we weren't.
What night? Who's this?
Could we change the topic?
No, I'm sorry
what night is this?
Could you please
pass the tapenade?
It seems evident that you boys
were not there the
night that Morris Wright
was tragically killed.
Yeah, why were
you there, Jack?
You never told me you
went to a train station.
I thought we told
each other everything,
all of the sudden
you're keeping secrets?
Why were you at the train
station the other night--
well I would like
to make a toast.
Never mind, I'm sorry.
Nah, go ahead Brandon.
Make a toast.
No it's fine.
Make a toast!
Okay.
Uh...
Well, this is a lovely
house, it's very exciting
to be here, for dinner.
And uh, I had a tough semester
last semester at
college, socially.
But I made it, i
persevered thanks to my
two best friends
here, who I love.
And uh, it's really
exciting, again,
to be meeting all of you.
Especially Carl.
And uh, yeah.
I'm excited to see
where this goes.
Thank you.
Ah.
To friendship.
And whatever the fuck that
little guy was talking about.
And now that our palates
have been cleansed,
the tapenade.
In a few seconds
meet me in the kitchen.
I'm gonna go check
on the chicken.
This is some
fantastic tapenade.
I think it's excellent,
really great.
It's always great.
Do you need help with that?
Can you help me?
-Yeah.
-Not with that.
He killed the dog.
He killed Joey.
Uhm, I'm so sorry.
And now he thinks
i was with Morris.
I told him you weren't,
so there's no way he'll know.
I'm gonna start showing soon.
You're pregnant?
Babies cost a
lot more than dogs.
He wouldn't kill a baby.
Yeah, if it were his.
Can you help me?
Gonzo: Rose, we're two
sets in, and no entree.
Please.
I don't--
get the rice.
Turner: And that
is the first time
Brandon ever sucked on a dick.
That's a true story.
I'm sure.
Only last week?
Turner: Yeah man,
it was just last week,
she was like, who's
this little kid,
and I was like, oh,
his name is Brandon.
Brandon: I don't remember
saying exactly those words.
Turner: Yeah,
whatever, you were drunk.
Ah, anyway, that looks nice.
Say, what kind of scotch
are we drinking by the way?
Gonzo: Currently
Johnnie Walker blue.
Turner: I've heard
of Johnnie Walker black.
Gonzo:
Welcome to the blue. Son.
I'm feeling kinda sick.
Brandon can get I the keys.
Oh yeah, yeah.
You're leaving
before the entree Jack?
Yeah, stay for
the entree, Jack.
I would, I'm just
feeling very nauseous.
Thanks for the hospitality.
I enjoyed the tapenade.
Okay, we gotta follow him.
Why, to watch him vomit?
No, no, something ain't right,
and I wanna fix it.
It'd be really rude.
We can't just leave.
Ahem, excuse me,
Mr. Gonzo, uhm,
may I please be excused.
Now what is going
on here fellas?
Did you not enjoy the tapenade.
No, no, I did very
much, very much,
thank you again
for that, I'm just,
concerned with my friend.
I wanna make sure he's okay.
Sure, go.
Hey Carl, I'll call you later.
Thank you for dinner.
Wait, this isn't
the fucking way.
Oh, I'm taking
the scenic route.
The fucking scenic route?
Do I look like I have time
to take the scenic route?
I'm calling the fucking cops.
No, please don't call
the cops, no cops.
Fuck you, man. You're
trying to protect him
with that cage bullshit.
I know something is going on.
I'm not trying to
protect him, I'm just not
trying to bust him,
that's all okay.
You know, it's Jack.
It's gonna be one huge
misunderstanding, I can feel it.
No, no, no you have exactly
two minutes to get there
before I call the fucking cops.
Fine, call the police.
Let 'em come and find
Jack vomiting, big deal.
That's not a crime.
I mean, we're the
ones with weed on us.
You think that's a smart idea
to call the police when
we have weed on us?
It's not, it's not a smart idea.
Turner: Go, nine.
Fine, I don't care.
-Turner: One.
-It's your own funeral.
-One!
-All right, all right, okay.
Stop.
I'll take you.
Goddamn right you will.
Ssshht, ssshht, shut the
fuck up, shut the fuck up.
I don't hear anything.
That's really good news,
that's such good news,
because that, our job
is done here then. That's it.
I don't think so.
I wanna know what's in here.
All right, wait one second.
Will you, wait, wait.
Let's not go in there.
Why?
I have, I've had some
homosexual feelings lately
towards you...
Turner: Oh my god, Brandon.
And I wanted to
talk to you about it.
It can hurt our friendship.
Don't fucking
lie to me Brandon.
Don't fucking lie to me.
I will open this damn door.
Don't fucking lie to me--
all right, fine, I won't lie!
What, what?
Jack's in there and
he's a werewolf now.
And he's gonna turn
into a werewolf,
and then we go in
and he kills us.
Now you are
goddamn full of shit.
He'll kill us!
Get off, get off me Brandon,
I'm not fucking kidding.
Now open that goddamn door.
All right, fine.
Fuck man.
Brandon: Hey Jack, it's us.
What the fuck are
you guys doing here?
What the fuck are
you doing in here?
I'm sleeping here.
What kind of fucked
up psycho-creep are you?
Turner, you
gotta listen to me,
go upstairs now, please.
Brandon, help me out!
No, don't talk to
Brandon all right.
I know you two are
full of secrets.
Now, tell me what the
hell is going on.
Turner, I will explain
everything tomorrow.
Right now, you just
gotta get outta here.
Well, this wouldn't
be the first time
a member of your family has
had some explaining to do.
Oh, shit.
Turner: Hey, you
know, get back here!
-Brandon, get the lock!
-Brandon: Oh, shit!
No, no, no, I know
something is up man.
This fucking cage, and
you're staking out at night,
and the bloody gopro.
Turner, you should...
Aahh!
-Turner: Oh, my god!
-Brandon: Shit.
Turn the lock!
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh, god!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh my god, oh fuck.
Fuck!
Brandon!
Brandon.
Brandon come on, come on.
Come on, Brandon,
Brandon, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Brandon, hey, hey!
We're gonna get you
to the hospital.
You're gonna be okay.
-You should've seen yourself.
-Jack: That wasn't me.
You looked awesome.
Jack: It was the
werewolf, I'm sorry.
Come on.
Call, please call
a prostitute, man.
Why?
I don't wanna die a virgin.
Do you think I'll have
enough blood for a boner?
It's gonna be okay.
You're gonna have live.
Come on Brandon,
come on Brandon.
Come on Brandon, pick
up the fucking phone.
Come on.
Fuck!
Come on Brandon, fuck!
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
I haven't heard from you.
I hope you're okay.
Look, we had a pact.
The gene was supposed
to die with us.
I thought that was clear.
I don't know what you're
trying to sustain here.
Sedating Jack, hoping
he finds the cage.
This is no way to live.
What the fuck is going on?
The lady, why was she here?
What else do you know?
Did she say anything?
And the cage? Why now?
Welcome to Nana's attic.
You will never get
the answers you want
by asking so many
goddamn questions.
So you know something?
No, that was just
a piece of advice.
Unfortunately in this case
I genuinely don't have
an idea of what the fuck
you're talking about.
You got a map?
Where you headed?
West.
West?
You don't need a map
to follow the sunset.
I'm going to Colorado.
That's a pretty
good road trip.
You'll be on i-80 west
for about 2,000 miles
till you hit the mountains.
I don't imagine you
would make a trip
like that by yourself.
I'll be fine.
No son, I don't
think you will be.
What about that nice lady who
bought you those nice things?
Maybe she could go with you?
Or what about that
friend of yours?
The strange one.
They're not coming.
Son.
10 years ago i
had a lot of shit.
My wife was battling cancer.
My son went bankrupt
in the city.
And my momma couldn't
remember my name.
A man is measured by
the weight of the people
leaning on him.
But too many people
leaning can knock you down.
You're being a bitch.
I'm just going west.
West, north, south,
fucking Antarctica.
No matter where you go,
you're being a bitch.
Not so fast, son.
This makes two times
you've been in my store
and you haven't bought
a goddamn thing.
My advice may be cheap,
but it ain't free.
We'll fix the
problem tomorrow.
I forgive you.
Turner: Fuck, goddammit.
Remember, your worst quality,
can also be your best, okay?
Promise me something, Jack.
Don't be afraid.
If the werewolf
in you eats me,
that doesn't make it evil.
It's just a monster, it doesn't
have any control over it,
that's what makes it a monster,
it doesn't have a choice.
Oh, what's up?
Do you have anything else?
Not yet.
You gotta trust me.
Hold on to this.
And drive over to my place.
See you in the morning.
Crystal: Check this out!
What, oh babe thank you,
but I'm just not very hungry,
I appreciate it though.
Okay, uhm, well, I guess I'll
just put it in the fridge, uhm,
I'm probably gonna go.
What, no! Why?
Well I don't really
know why I even came
after the last time.
Oh come on, I'm sorry,
and I'm sorry about that,
that was total horse
shit on my part,
and I know I disappointed
you the other night,
and I want tonight to be
special for us, all right?
Can you give me one more chance?
I guess.
Yeah?
You do look a little off
and I feel bad.
All right, that's all
right, how about tonight,
you, me, and little
Turner hang out.
Hmm, what do you think?
Hmmm...
I mean I didn't drive
over here for nothing, so.
Oh, I know, oh I know,
I'll make it worth
your while, all right?
Okay, but this is
your last chance.
Okay, so why
don't you get ready?
And I'll meet you
upstairs in five minutes.
-Crystal: Sounds good.
-All right.
Oh fuck...
Jacky what are you doing?
Jack: I'm just getting
myself some scotch.
You have got some balls
coming here tonight.
You lying motherfucker.
Well, enjoy that scotch.
Because I am about
to beat your ass.
What the fuck?
I am going to end you,
motherfucker!
Hmm, damn.
All righty, let's do this.
Turner?
Well Jack, it seems
you like to play games.
Let's play one of my favorites.
Now the rules are simple.
My boys are gonna press
pressure points on you.
You are gonna scream.
And then I'll give
you this stress ball,
you can squeeze it, hopefully
it'll help calm you down.
Carl told me.
You lied to me, Jack.
You shouldn't lie.
Boys.
Turner?
Babe?
Turner?
I swear to god if you scare me
I'm not gonna suck your dick.
Oh yeah, you feel that, huh?
Do you get the point, Jack?
Don't lie to me Jack.
Never!
What the fuck is this guy--?
Shit.
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Fuck this shit.
Oh shit, I shot Carl.
Motherfucker!
Carl man, are you okay?
Shit, motherfucker,
don't you know how to aim?
Oh my god, is that?
Turner, it's the cat.
Turner, I found the cat.
You're gonna miss it.
Holy fuck...
Jack...
Crystal?
Holy shit!
Oh, baby.
What the hell did you
do to me last night?
Oh, I can't remember
a goddamn thing.
All right, baby where are you?
You want some milk?
Oh!
Oh, no...
What the fuck.
Motherfucker!
Fuck!
Jack: Where's rose?
Follow me.
No, I'll follow you.
Inside.
In the barn.
In the cage.
Jack: What are you doing?
Just get in the cage.
Still got that watch of yours?
Jack: Yeah.
Give it to me.
You got an alarm set for 20:22.
I'll see you at 20:20.
Get up.
Over there.
Right there.
Get out of the cage, Jack.
Get out of the cage, Jack.
Over there.
Jack: Turner, you gotta
put me back in the cage.
No, no, no, time
to confess, Jack.
And you don't have much time.
Turner, I gotta get
back to that cage.
Turner: One more step and
I'll shoot you right now.
You won't shoot me.
I'll shoot you
right fucking now.
Just like I shot your mom.
There's my confession.
Now answer my questions.
Did you kill Brandon?
What do you want out of it?
Did you kill Brandon?
Yes.
Did you kill Morris?
Yeah.
And did you kill crystal?
No.
She was torn up
just like Brandon was.
Did you kill her?
Turner I swear, i
didn't kill crystal.
Okay, I gotta get
back to that cage.
No, no, no one
is gonna believe
there's a werewolf, unless
it's caught on camera.
Look at him.
All these murders are
getting put on the werewolf,
that I'm gonna kill
with my silver bullet.
Silver bullet?
What?
Five seconds till I'm a hero.
Turner, that's not
gonna fucking work.
You gotta shoot me
now, kill me now--
shut the fuck up
Jack, shut the fuck up!
Oh, god!
I'm
the good guy here.
He killed Morris.
I will
kill you both,
you can only kill a
werewolf with a silver bu--
I'm sorry.
Get in the fucking cage.
I'm
not gonna make it.
Get in the cage.
Mike: Welcome to the family.