Neil, we all want this
sale to happen, but these terms,
well they're just
not going to work.
Your original offer
was, for lack of a
better term, ridiculous,
and this is even worse.
Now Neil, you can't
just grind and grind
and grind until
you get everything
you want, changing
the bid every time.
There has to be some
decency, now I suggest...
Sorry, new toy.
Can't keep my hands off it.
Come here, look inside.
Perfect scale.
See that cigarette lighter?
Functional.
If you happen to
smoke tiny cigarettes.
I only mention this
because I've got
the real one about
to land upstairs.
By now my friends have
just gotten to the roof.
We're heading off
to eastman island
for the weekend,
kind of a reunion.
No offense, but could we...
Move things the fuck along?
Yo ho ho!
- What?!
- What?!
What's up, dude!
Oh my God,
look who it is.
Oh!
So he's invited
you two as well, huh?
Yeah, what's that
supposed to mean?
- Nothing, come here.
- How you doing, babe?
I'm good, how are you?
Good, good.
- Hey!
- Hey!
Does anybody have any
idea why we're up here?
You can't just leave,
Neil, you have to
address the issues of this deal.
Look Gerald, I'm
gonna call you Jerry.
Jerry, from where
I'm sitting you don't
seem happy, you seem
downright stressed.
Stressed would be
an understatement.
Wouldn't you agree that we have
a massive problem here?
No, I mean I could see
that you may have a problem.
The closest thing i
have to a problem is
whether or not i
can get to the roof
before my chopper touches down.
I don't like to keep
the rotors running.
This is insane, this
is not the way it's done,
this is not the
way I do business.
Who the fuck cares
how you do business?
This isn't a negotiation,
it's a fire sale,
a fire that you and your
pals here fucking started.
So give up whatever
best case scenario
you walked in here with,
take a deep breath,
swallow hard, and
accept your new reality.
This deal is
not going through.
We both know you're
only putting on
this little show
for your underlings.
No offense.
I really do have
to get out of here.
Great, well let's
close this baby
before you guys
run out of money.
It's not all
about money, you know?
You have to be able to apply
your mind and your body.
God, there's nothing worse than
a self-righteous former fatty.
Whoa, whoa, vick fat?
No way!
- Yeah, cheers for that.
- What?
I used to be a tad
husky in college.
Ha, husky?
Yeah, whatever says
48 cargo short.
Okay, you know what, go easy on
my man because I'm gonna
tell you right now
your body's banging.
- But yeah, you're good now.
- Rock hard stomach.
- What, have you finished?
- All right, I'm done, I'm sorry.
So what about Jason,
is he coming as well?
- No, uninvited.
- What?
The droid has put an end to Neil
subsidizing Jason's
rock star lifestyle.
Who's the droid?
Well now we have
something to celebrate.
Neil, I don't know, is it really
necessary that I go this weekend?
It has zero to do
with work and I have
zero desire to hang
out with your friends.
This weekend's gonna be epic.
Epic as in I'll
have to contend
with Jason's antics all weekend?
I did not even invite Jason.
I knew that would
make you happy.
- You're not gonna give up.
- No.
Okay, well do not expect me to
cut loose with your
bridge and tunnel friends.
There you go,
that's the spirit.
Sort of.
- Oh, he's there, yeah?
- That's him.
Hello, my friends.
Hello.
Victor old boy.
Looking a little doughy,
did you stop working out?
- Hey, babe.
- Don't call me babe.
You want me to take that?
Entirely unnecessary.
The droid, right?
I get it.
I told you this
was a horrible idea.
Anyway, now if
you wanna ride back
with me to the city,
we gotta leave 6 am
Monday morning 'cause i
gotta be back to work.
Otherwise, the only
way off the island
is the ferry and it's
always a mob scene.
You guys, I guarantee you all a
weekend you will never forget.
Are you kidding me?!
Oh, of course Jason is already
here having amazing looking sex.
Bravo!
You said he wasn't coming.
Well, I said he wasn't invited,
but you know Jason,
he does what he wants.
It's completely
out of my control.
Oh right, like you would put
anything out of your control.
Welcome to eastman island.
God I'm happy to see you guys.
You must be starving.
This has probably
got all dairy, right?
Hey pastry face,
can you give me
a little room to grab some food,
Vick and I, we gave
up wheat and dairy
and that literally
changed our lives.
We can do this.
We just have to stay clear
of temptation, all right?
I for one am gonna
be smashing it
in the well appointed
and completely
unused gym that Neil
probably has somewhere.
Shit man, what, is it cheat day?
Come on,
you're only cheating yourself
if you don't eat what you want.
You know I hate
when people flaunt
abnormally good genetics.
God I missed you idiots!
Everyone put down their plate,
I got one more surprise.
Ready?
Come with me, let's go.
Especially you.
Come on.
Okay, stop.
Okay, Neil, I wanted to show you
how much I appreciate you being
there for me all these years.
I know you said
that I should take
my art seriously and go big.
Well, I give you big.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well that's going to
affect the resale value.
Probably won't get a dollar over
20 million for this dump.
The struggle?
I love it.
It's killer.
Thank you, brother.
In fact, in honor of
this, and you guys all
being here, it's time to
crack open the macallan.
Neil, not the bottle
from the auction.
It's 62 years old.
Exactly.
What a better time than
now to break it open.
62 year old macallan?
That's gotta be
pretty pricey I'd say.
65k?
75?
100?
It's...
- Jason.
- Yeah.
Did you by any chance get the
inspiration to open my scarce
and ridiculously expensive
bottle of scotch?
Dude, seriously,
i had no idea.
Who spends that much
money on booze, right?
That is scandalous,
even for you.
You are such an asshole.
You did not mix
macallan with coke.
If you mixed
$100,000's worth of the
world's finest scotch
with a can of coke,
I can never ever know about it.
Get your big eyes off
my girl, you massive perv.
What, oh.
Did you save her family's
life, grabbed them out
of a burning building
or something?
She is so above your pay grade.
Speaking of pay
grade, are you still
in that fixed income
desk at merrill?
You can't be far off, what,
five figures now is it?
All right, just
so you guys know,
this isn't gonna
be another weekend
where I play punching
bag to a whole
bunch of over-privileged
one percenters.
I was genuinely, as a
friend, sincerely asking if
her family was ever in danger
and if their lives
were at stake and
you happened to be
there to save them.
Because you plus that
girl makes zero sense.
Why is that?
'Cause she's a nine foot
tall beauty monster?
You could all learn
a lot from me boys,
I know exactly how to
handle a girl like that.
Yeah, by playing off
your British accent even
though you moved here
when you were 13.
Never let them think
they are doing you a favor.
She'd never admit it,
but she knows it.
She loves it.
I think you need to sign Danny
up for your dating class, vick.
Actually I'm off
women right now.
It's exhausting.
Think about it, you
obsess about meeting them.
Then once you meet
them, then you obsess
about taking them
out, and then once
you take them out,
then you start
obsessing about
having sex with them.
Then once you get them into bed,
that's when you start
obsessing about other women.
I don't have time for that.
Stop obsessing,
drains the moment.
give up what you
want is the moment
you find what
you're looking for.
Oh my friend, if
only that advice
worked in the real world.
We'd all be oversexed and
under-stressed like you.
Granted, no skyscrapers
would've ever been built.
There'd be no velcro.
Children would still
be dying of polio.
So what, the world
doesn't need dreamers?
Yeah, dreaming's great,
but doing
is the only thing that matters.
I'm talking about
accomplishment.
Being able to say i
did that or I own that.
Why?
To impress women.
Man's unrequited desire to sleep
with beautiful women is a
linchpin of a thriving society.
Have you put your
linchpin in the droid yet?
You know me.
So you two are... together?
That part's complicated.
You guys get that.
We love you, but Sigmund Freud
on an ounce of coke couldn't
understand you and the droid.
Hey, what are you doing?
Putting my stuff away.
I don't want
anything to wrinkle.
Could you at least
stay in my room?
Please don't start.
You know that's not happening.
- I just thought...
- what did you think?
I work for you.
How would it look if i
were to stay in your room?
It would look a lot
better than if you didn't.
Yeah, for you.
Theresa, they know
I'm crazy about you, okay?
They just don't know
about our arrangement.
Oh my God,
do not say "arrangement."
I'm am not a geisha!
I'm sorry, I have
a very large bed,
I will stay on my side,
you stay on yours.
I will be a very
good boy, I promise.
Please.
Fine.
We will share a bed.
happy?
Yes, I am fucking ecstatic.
Great.
I'll take care of your stuff.
I'd like you to go up
and get a drink
and try to pretend that
you don't hate everyone.
- Fine.
- Thank you.
- Do not...
- wrinkle anything.
I know.
Wow, a line huh?
Eastman finally got
a civilized club.
Hey, we'd like
two tables please.
Is there a vip hostess
or somebody we can talk to?
No there's not.
"No there's not", okay.
Neil, Neil, Neil!
Is this guy kidding me?
Yeah, good
talking, good talking.
All right, hey brother.
Sorry about my friend, he's a
little rough around the edges.
New money?
Yeah, super new.
All right, look,
there's rules okay?
If you get chosen, you can
have anything you want.
Are they serious?
All right.
Thank you, brother.
You don't call me brother.
Whoa, this place is...
This place is awesome.
We'd like two tables please.
Are you sure you're
ready for all this?
Yes, I believe we are.
Do you have any?
Any what? Any coke?
I can get you so much coke.
What just happened?
Will you have me?
This is crazy,
what is everyone on, ecstasy?
K, special k?
Mdma? Same thing
actually ain't they?
My God you're an old man.
We are going to get into
so much trouble tonight.
I have a feeling that
tonight is going to be epic.
Oh, this is really something!
This is all too much.
Hello, little ones.
Hello.
Yes, it's that kind of show.
We speechless?
Bewildered, overwhelmed?
Oh how I look
forward to falling in
love with you,
staring deeply into your eyes.
I can't wait to
show our secrets.
Our hopes and dreams and then
blissfully die in your arms.
But all that will have to wait.
We just have too
much to show you.
So much, so much.
Now I know you are
not ready for this,
but I know she is very
ready for all of you.
Let me introduce you to our very
own angel, xiomara!
I mean okay.
You guys, I'm turned on
and freaked out
at the same time,
but please tell me we're doing
whatever it is everybody
else here is on.
Oh, baby, I assure you,
we're gonna make this happen.
Do we really wanna do this?
Yes, we are so doing this.
I don't know if it's
Molly or mushrooms
or fucking pharmaceutical
rhino horn, this is happening.
You, come with me.
- Me?
- Now.
Come, don't come, I don't care.
Hey, go, go!
Oh, I'm going alone.
I mean what else is new.
All right, lead the way,
take me to the lion's den.
Bring me something 100
years old this time.
You are going to be
introduced to the man.
Oh, you mean the drug dealer.
Please, try not
to be so exhausting.
Here's the deal,
you're meeting the man,
show respect,
get respect, got it?
So do I pay you
the money, or...
what did I just say?
You aren't even inside yet,
you're already being
a pain in the ass.
Don't say anything stupid.
- Yup, okay, got it, got it.
- Got it?
Welcome, Jason.
We've been expecting you.
So what are we thinking, Jason?
What are we thinking?
I can tell you what
i was thinking.
I was thinking about
scoring some party favors.
Now I'm not so sure.
Tell me what you
think you know.
Well, honestly,
everyone out there's
partying like it's
the end of the world,
so I assume mghb, dmt, mollies,
and pharmaceutical cocaine
or some combo of all that.
Exactly,
it's nothing like that.
Well what I think
you're looking for
is something they call urge
and it's new and from
what I hear it's very...
...very different.
Could you be more obscure?
Imagine a key that unlocks that
which is most hidden.
Uninhibited by modern anxieties.
Imagine being truly you.
For just one moment.
A perfect creation.
Wow, you can be more obscure.
You are so irreverent.
No wonder the local girls
from town are smitten with you.
Oh, my dear boy, you will find
out that I know quite a lot.
Look, can I get the
stuff from you or not?
Please, Jason,
please don't be so common.
Come now,
you are better than that.
Have you ever
noticed how different
you are from all
your other friends?
Have you ever
noticed how the worst
part of buying drugs
is having to listen
to dealers who think
they're fascinating?
Look man, I'm just here
to have a good time.
A good time.
Now there's a concept.
Listen, it's not that
I'm not enjoying this.
It's that I'm really
not enjoying this.
To be the libertine.
The artist,
speaking of which,
did you ever tell your friend, Neal,
that you hired local talent for the mural?
What?
Look man, I stenciled
everything, I just...
shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, easy breasy.
It's just gonna be
our little secret.
Between you and me.
Know what
Norman mailer said, hmm?
"Good artists copy,
great artists steal."
Hey, man, that's my work.
Of course it is.
And what do you think I do here
at volcano, I create,
i delegate,
I make things happen.
The stage show, the experience.
All of it.
It's my art.
It sounds like a dream.
In dreams
begin responsibilities.
Delmore Schwartz.
Wow, I can't believe
i got a dealer
who quotes delmore Schwartz.
Spectacular.
We'll talk again soon.
Wait, really, that's it?
You're not gonna
sell me the stuff?
Oh, I never was.
The red bastard
will see you out.
Can you snap the brink?
You've been puffed?
Had your pill pricked?
- Have you done urge?
- No.
Okay, that is
the right answer.
Watch and learn.
Urge.
Makes you feel so wonderful
you think you're gonna die.
And afraid you won't.
I think we're just
looking to get high.
"High."
High is old paradigm.
Urge is way beyond that.
So, are you ready?
Where? Here? Now?
Give me your face.
A good old fashioned rush.
- I don't feel anything.
- What?
Nada, I mean...
that's rare.
Maybe a little
trippy at first, but...
- You really feel nothing?
- Nah, nothing.
Give it awhile, I'm
sure it'll kick in.
There is one more thing
we have to discuss.
We need to discuss the rule.
- Rules?
- Not rules, rule.
There's only one.
But it's a doozy.
Supposedly it blows the doors
off of anything
you've done before.
There's no hangover
and it's perfect,
but you only have one shot.
You can only do it once.
Wait, you mean once tonight.
No, no, no, like once ever.
That doesn't make any sense,
I've never heard of any
shit like that before.
That's stupid.
Jesus, Joey, can
you spell addict?
We haven't even tried it yet!
It sounds kinda sketch.
I tried it.
- What?
- And?
You guys try it and tell me.
I don't think it's
really kicked in yet,
but it's supposed to be
some next level shit.
Yeah?
So who told you
this one time rule?
I mean...
You know, something tells me
not everyone's
following that rule.
You guys do what you want.
I'm just telling you
what they told me.
Guys, this conversation
is great and all,
but we all know we're doing it,
so if you will.
- Okay, let me show you.
- Please do.
I get it now.
Fuck yes!
Took you guys long enough.
She is everything.
I'm here.
My God, I can't believe the way
I feel, I've never
felt like this before.
Yeah.
Have you seen me dance?
Did you see me dance?
I was like really
fucking dancing.
Not like white guy dancing,
but dancing for real.
It's like a piece
of self in my body,
it just feels like it's
in the right place,
it's like I'm fucking
hallucinating reality.
Reality's perfect,
reality's perfect.
I'm glad that
you reached nirvana
'cause I don't feel shit.
- What?
- What a crazy fucking night.
I'm in heaven.
God, I feel amazing.
Hey, hey, he's not
feeling anything.
- I don't...
- what?!
How?
How is that possible?
This guy is not
affected by urge.
When you're pure ID,
you don't need
to shake your superego.
Let's not forget
I'm a philistine please.
When you're not on a leash,
you don't feel anything
when you're off one,
it's just business as usual.
I don't know about that.
I think so.
You lucky fucker.
So you feel like
this all the time?
Like...
None of this weight
on your chest?
Because I could
get used to that.
Maybe we've all been
wrong about you, Jason.
You may simply be more
enlightened than we are.
Oh, come on.
- Oh, okay.
- Whoa!
Okay, so Jason's
the ascended master.
Oh, no, no, guys, I just think
i need a bigger dose.
No, baby. You're the only man here
who doesn't need a dose at all.
Now can we get back to having
the best fucking night ever?!
All right, I'm bringing it up.
Hey, all right, you two fucking
on the dance floor last night?
I'm sorry, I guess
i was just raised
a little differently
than you sluts.
No, no, we didn't.
Yeah, you did.
And you did hard.
Real hard.
- Mmm-hm.
- Mmm-hm.
Yeah, well I guess
i never realized
how much I like an
audience before.
I guess I never
really realized
how much I like
being in an audience.
Oi!
Show some respect.
I respect everything
you guys did last night.
You're not funny.
Come on, relax.
We had such fun
last night right?
I mean what kind
of a club allows
you to do that in
front of everybody?
I mean who condones
that type of behavior?
Party still raging.
- Woo!
- Yeah!
Oh, Jason, last
night that girl
I was with asked me to give her
a shaved bat?
Ew!
I don't know what
that is, is that awesome
or is that disgusting?
A, I have no idea
what a shaved bat is,
and b, if you're involved
it probably is disgusting.
- Oh, hello.
- Hey!
Neil wanted me to
give these to you.
- What?!
- How nice.
Good morning, little babies.
- Good morning!
- Hello!
Believe it or not,
today is going to be
even better than yesterday,
and yesterday was fucking epic.
Understatement.
Now you all have today's
agenda on your iPads.
We are going to begin with
deep tissue thai massage.
After that you have a choice.
Tennis lessons with
Pete Sampras, he's a friend.
He won wimbledon, no big deal.
If you're not into that,
scuba lessons off the shore,
or private yoga sessions with
this famous yogi that
Theresa found on TV.
He's ours for the weekend,
everything's taken care of.
Whatever you choose
will be amazing.
Trust me.
Easy, control freak.
After that I have glam squads
coming for the ladies.
Gentlemen, steam baths
at the local Russian joint.
I bought the whole
place out so we don't
have to stare at any
sad old man balls.
Ooh, sadder and
older than yours?
Wow.
Oh my God,
i might have to marry you.
Charming.
Tonight, dinner at acadia.
Chef's table inside the kitchen.
Ten course meal
with wine pairing.
It's going to blow
your fucking minds.
That sounds amazing.
What?
What is it, are you
guys not feeling this
because everything's
taken care of.
Whatever you want.
Guys, I even had dj z-trip make
you all personal
relaxation mixes.
Really?
Yeah, maybe that was
a little overboard huh?
So...
It's just that...
We all had a really
great time last night.
It was like the
best night ever.
I don't wanna sound
like a dick about it,
but the only thing that
i actually wanna do,
the only thing I'm
thinking about is...
Dude, we just wanna urge out!
We can only do
it once, and yeah,
we had our shot at it,
and it was as advertised.
Perfection.
Come on, what's the issue?
Why can't we do it twice?
I wouldn't mind
doing it again.
Great!
We're taking urge hitting
everything in the agenda!
Hold on,
hey, wait, wait.
Obviously it didn't work on me,
so you guys go ahead,
have fun, but I'm out.
- Have fun.
- Oh, come on!
You are so
doing more urge, Jay.
Come on!
Yes you are.
You guys are gonna
be the death of me.
Look who's uptight now.
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's been a beautiful day,
but it's now time
for the main event.
Finally.
I have to be honest.
I'm a little nervous.
- Aw, let's just do it.
- Yeah.
Jason?
Bottoms up, bitches.
Oh, bravo, bravo.
Who the fuck are you?
You just staring at me?
No, we're not the only ones.
Neil's gonna be pissed.
Jason!
Hey, Joey, hey!
You're awake!
- What is this?
- What do you mean?
What, you don't remember?
Seriously?
We went back to volcano
and it got weird.
Got real freakin' weird,
and then at the end of the night,
Neil basically invited the entire
club back to the place and...
Who was that?
Danny, he's been
up to that all night.
Yeah, well of
course it's Danny.
God, I would
love to murder him.
Sorry, can't believe
i just said that.
Jay, why has nothing
ever happened between us?
Why have we never hooked up?
What?
No, don't answer that,
don't answer that.
I already know the answer, okay?
It's because I'm
not like one of your
dazzly, glittery,
sparkly girly girls.
I wasn't born that way.
Why don't you just go find Danny
before he kills himself
or somebody else or us,
I don't know, I'm starving!
Fuck...
Oh, my fucking God.
You should see
your stupid fucking face!
Hey, Jay!
You don't look like
you're having fun.
Don't tell me you
gave up on fun!
Oh, shit!
Urge!
The first time, amazing.
The second time,
it just hits you so hard!
And then the third
time is just...
Oh, and the fourth!
Fucking paradise.
Why aren't people
fucking in here?!
When was the last time we ate?
Really, how long
has it been, right?
Get up.
It's over.
What are you talking about?
I'm over this.
You're out of my system.
It was fun.
I see things clearly now.
What is that supposed to mean?
You're a bad person, Theresa.
You use me.
You use my insecurities
against me.
You make me believe that I have
all the power, but we both know
it's always been you.
Not anymore.
And guess what?
I can't believe that I ever let
you think that your beauty
was equal to my talents.
I'm fucking brilliant
and you're a quickly aging six.
Maybe six and a half.
You're what we would call a
rapidly depreciating asset.
I don't ever wanna
see you again.
Where the fuck have you been?
I got so fucking
hammered last night,
I don't remember anything.
Yeah, you disappeared after we
hit the volcano.
Danny said he saw you talk with
some guy in a
$10,000 suit although
I don't think Danny would know
what a $10,000 suit looks like.
Neil, your house,
there's so many people.
You want me to kick them out?
Are you kidding?
I fucking love this,
the entire island
has been through here tonight.
You know what your problem is?
You just need to take more urge.
Go ahead.
Take more, do it.
You really think
that's a good idea?
I wasn't asking.
You don't understand
why you're here?
Do you not get it?
- What?
- I mean you're the Jester.
- I'm a what?
- A Jester, like a...
Like an organ grinder monkey.
When I want my monkey to dance,
he better fucking dance!
- Are you okay man?
- I'm fucking amazing.
I'm on top of the
fucking world, Jay.
What's happening tonight?
I'm scrubbing off the barnacles.
You know what, you're right.
You're 100 percent right.
I'm out of here.
Enjoy your party.
Jason, wait!
Maybe six and a half
is a little harsh.
The hell are you doing?
I am stealing this guy's shit
because he's not gonna notice.
Sounds about right.
Hi beautiful.
What are you doing?
You know you are.
What's wrong?
God, you're so beautiful.
Your body.
You're stunning.
I'm disgusting, I just fucked
a cake for Christ's sake.
Come on, you are just amazing.
Stop it!
It's okay.
Urge, right?
I mean look at you.
You're stunning.
No.
So what?
What was all that about?
What the fuck?
I guess some people
can't handle their urge.
But I can.
Baby, no.
No, no, I've got nothing left in
the tank all right,
I can't do it again.
Come into the pool.
I'm done.
I'll tell you
when you're done.
Oh, it's gonna be a long night.
I hope you're up for it.
...i just wanna tell her
to lay off the...
And who shops at kohl's?
Oh, I look so good.
giving out blowjobs
like they're handshakes.
Stupid cunt.
Oh, my God!
You cunts are what's
wrong with the world!
Oh, my God!
Okay, so next round,
double the odds
and we're not gonna stop until
somebody stops breathing.
You look so confused, Neil.
Why are you confused?
Oooh.
Oh, when you followed me in here
like a little puppy,
you thought you
were gonna get all of this, huh?
You probably thought
you were gonna get
some kind of marathon
fuck session, didn't you?
God, I cannot believe
what a predictable
neanderthal you are, Neal.
So let me get this straight.
I throw on some lingerie and you
forget all about
your little speech
about how I was pure evil.
I had you by the
balls every second
of every day,
you would have given up
your entire fortune
for one night with me.
Yet somehow you still
thought that you owned me.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no.
No, ah, baby, baby,
I'm really sore, come on.
Shhh, I thought you loved me.
I'm really hurting.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Babe, you gotta
stop, stop, stop.
- Ow!
- Choke me.
- What?
- You gotta choke me.
Come on, fucking choke me.
Just do it.
No, no, I don't...
yes, yes!
Fucking do it!
Don't fucking stop
you fat piece of shit.
- Fucking choke me!
- Don't fucking say that.
Fucking choke me!
Yeah, like that.
You fat piece of shit!
Fucking...
You fucking fat slob!
Fuck yeah!
You're a fucking disgusting...
Do you really
fucking like that?
Look at me! Fuck!
Come on!
Fuck, fuck!
Woo!
Wooooo!
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, baby, that was
fucking awesome.
For the first time in
your life, tonight...
You will not win.
Do you know what time the
next ferry starts running?
Oh, hun, I'm sorry,
it doesn't start
running 'till 10
on the weekends.
There's a booth in the back if
you wanna sit with the crazies.
Yeah.
All right, I'll bet you 10 bucks
they're gonna puke before we do.
- No, I'm not betting, quit it.
- Come on, it's 10 bucks.
I'll give you odds, two to one.
I'm not betting.
Come on, don't be a bitch.
Dude, relax, all day
with this bullshit.
You're gonna fucking
punch me right in the face.
Yeah, I will
punch you in the face.
I can't take it, stop it.
May I join you?
Knock yourself out.
Thank you so much.
You ever read
the good book, Jason?
The good book?
Mmm. If you had read
the good book you'd know
that God created man
in his own image.
What they don't tell you is the copy
is nowhere close to the original.
One can only conclude
that people are simply...
...abysmal.
Don't you agree?
On this island, yeah,
you might be onto something.
No, not just on this island.
Look at history.
Man's inhumanity to man proves
that the very nature
of mankind is defective.
Wow, I forgot how
chatty you were.
Look, I'm really not the guy
that you're looking for,
and I don't spend a lot of time
nodding on dialectics,
I'm more about the here and now.
Ah.
And how are things here?
- Now?
- Pretty fucked up.
Which is why I'm
getting off the island.
Like the song says.
Where you gonna run to?
You can't escape the fact that
mankind is tethered to a vicious
cycle of creation,
decay, and destruction.
Rinse and repeat.
Look, man, I think
your little science
project's wrecking havoc
on the island here.
I can't be responsible
for people who
indulge and don't follow the
singular rule they've been given.
Nothing to do with me,
i wash my hands of that.
As Milton said,
mind is its own place.
And in itself can make a heaven of hell,
a hell of heaven.
- So what?
- So urge is both.
It's like a magic key
to the soul for whoever...
I mean have you seen the way
that people are
acting around here?
It's bizarre.
Once we lose our inhibitions,
we don't remember
why we had them,
I mean look around you.
Life still goes on, does it not?
Yes, but ever
since my friends took
that shit you gave
them at the club,
they've been acting
out these personal
orgasmic catastrophes,
i mean they've been...
saying things they've
never said before.
Doing things you'd
never expect them to do.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Jenny, stop it.
Punch me in my fucking face!
Now you owe me 20 bucks!
Don't touch my baby!
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
you all right?
You all right, you all right?
Don't just stand there, we gotta
get this guy to a hospital!
Hello, gorgeous.
How can I help you?
I don't really know.
I was just kinda walking by.
Well, you're just in time.
My last appointment
is a no show.
How about a facial?
Come, come sit, beautiful.
You think I'm beautiful?
Of course you're beautiful.
I'll be right back.
Oh, there you are.
I have an appointment
and I need my injections.
I'm sorry, but I have a client
and she was here first.
Did she have an appointment?
- You were late.
- Are you kidding?
Lupe, I have put
your kids through college.
What are you saying?
Let's go!
Let me just go sterilize.
You know, the one thing
your people have
is not one wrinkle
on that colored skin of yours.
Who doesn't honor
an appointment?
- Honestly.
- You're in really bad shape.
You know, I need
all the help I can get.
Oh, shit!
What did she do to me?!
Come on, you fat fuck!
You can do it!
Oh, boy.
Your perfect little weekend...
Didn't end up so
perfect, huh hotshot?
I should save you from
your misery of being you.
While I'm at it, I should
definitely take this.
Oh, please keep crying.
I can't tell you
what it does to me.
You have deserved
this for a long time.
You're totally right,
i deserve this.
I deserve this.
I deserve this, please do it.
Please do it.
Just do it!
Please...
Please!
You can't even do this right.
Please, Theresa, please.
You are such a
worthless piece of shit!
...fucking loved me!
Instead you stick your little
fucking nose in here.
- I don't fucking care.
- You are a coward.
Why don't you take my money?
It's all yours.
No.
And why don't you
just finish this?
Just finish it,
I'm fucking telling you
to fucking finish it today.
I am done giving
you what you want.
You can finish this.
I need you to
finish this, please.
I need you to finish
this right now.
Do it, do it!
Theresa, where are you going?!
Finish this! Finish this!
Theresa, kill me!
Finish this!
Please, please.
All right, all right.
All right, you're gonna be okay.
Holy...
Joey! Joey, are you okay?!
Jason, what are
you doing here?!
- Are you hurt?
- No, I'm okay.
I brought this lady in here who
got jacked up, man,
look at all these people,
something is happening.
No, no, no,
i noticed, I noticed.
What happened to you, are you...
excuse me!
No, no, no, it's not my blood.
- It's not my blood.
- Oh, it's not your blood,
oh, that makes
all the difference in the world.
My bad, I'm sorry, sit down!
Guy got hit by a truck
and I brought him in.
Jesus, it's not
even a full moon.
That guy was shot
in the forehead
with a nail gun by his
brother-in-law, you know why?
Neither does he.
This guy had to have
his stomach pumped,
his wife brought him in,
said he couldn't
stop drinking lysol.
Lysol, that's not a beverage.
This lady over here,
we had to handcuff her
into the chair she's sitting in,
you know why?
'Cause she couldn't
get clean enough.
Her boyfriend found
her in a tub full of
bleach scrubbing herself
with brillo pads.
- Urge.
- What?
I think it might have
something to do with
a drug everyone's taking.
Oh, for sure it's the drugs.
There's no way good Americans
would act this way sober.
You city people,
you come to eastman
and you treat it like
sodom and gomorrah
and you don't expect
a wrath of God?
My advice to you is to
get off the island now.
Yeah, no, I wish.
About an hour ago I would've,
but I gotta get my
friends off the island.
Are they adults?
Fuck your friends, listen,
your best bet is to get up on
outta here, go to the ship...
Wow.
I always wanted to do that.
Here, hold this.
What do we do?
Obviously I have no idea.
Joey?
Joey!
Go.
Joey, go!
Find the girls.
Oh, fuck, Neil!
What the fuck is going on?!
Hey, hey, hey,
Neil, Neil, Neil!
You all right, you're all right.
What the fuck happened,
who did this to you?
- It's not her fault.
- Whose fault?
Don't blame her.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna get you
the fuck off this island.
Denise is dead, I can't
find vick anywhere,
- we gotta get you...
- don't untie me.
- Neil, let go!
- Please don't untie me.
- Neil...
- don't untie... ow!
Don't untie me!
Get you off this
island, buddy, come on.
We can do this.
Neil, Neil, no!
No, fuck!
All operators are assisting
other callers, we're sorry,
we know this is an emergency,
911, what's your emergency?
Oh, thank God,
thank God, thank you.
I need an ambulance,
my friend, he killed himself...
He took this drug,
everyone's taking this drug.
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am,
you're not listening to me,
there's something
happening in this town...
sir, shut the fuck up!
Excuse me?
God, you people
are so fucking boring!
You know,
I'm glad the whole town
is eating itself alive!
I just wish people
would get off the island
and stop bothering me
so I can get back to my sudoku!
- Jason?!
- Joey, don't come in here!
Joey, Joey!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Jesus, holy shit!
What the fuck, Jason,
what happened?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
we're all gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.
they're dead too,
all our fucking friends
are dead as can get!
Okay, listen, listen, I know.
Listen, we're gonna
go down to the ferry,
I'm sure that everyone's heading
there to get off the island.
Why the ferry?
Because getting to the
ferry's our only hope.
- Shit!
- Talk too much!
Oh, my God.
Come here.
What the... oh, Jason!
We can't go back that way.
I just tried to get to the ferry
and they are animals,
all of them!
For what you did to
Neil, you deserve worse
than what they
would doing to do!
Jason, stop it!
You have no idea
what's going on.
You have no idea what
you are talking about!
Neil deserved everything
that he got, okay?
You know how it feels.
He always had the upper hand,
he always had control over me
and I wanted control,
i wanted to win just once!
You won, he's dead!
He killed himself, Theresa.
What?
Jason, we don't have
time to turn on each other.
We have to go find
Danny, come on!
You can't take the beach, guys.
Theresa.
If you go that way, we die.
The beach, it's worse.
Theresa, please come.
Come on!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Jason!
Joey, come on!
Oh, fuck, guys!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Hey, hey!
Hey, let them go, let them go!
Look, man, we're just trying
to get off this island.
Therein lies the rub.
Danny.
You guys don't get it.
You wanna leave here?
What are you going back to?
It's perfect here.
No more pretending,
no more lies.
We can be free.
Why would you wanna
leave paradise?
Danny, we're your friends!
Why are you doing this to us?!
Oh, wait, you're my friends,
is that why you guys always
treat me like a dickless clown?
Why I'm always the butt
of your fucking jokes?
Danny, it's us, let us go!
- This place...
- this place is magical!
I am the Neo here!
Can't you see?!
You don't know me.
You guys know the old me.
The scared me.
The me who gave a
fuck what you thought!
This is the real me!
The king of the
motherfucking beach!
Come on, Danny, let's stop it!
I mean look around,
look what's happening!
People are dying!
Your friends are dead!
I can't tell
you how happy I am
to never be jealous
of you again.
Stop! Danny,
you're turned into a monster!
Jason, when you've got a chance
take Joey and run!
Oh, wait, shit.
Shh, shh, shh.
You guys having a little
chitchat over here?
Theresa, why don't you
share with everybody.
I was just saying...
You're the king of this beach,
but where's your queen?
What is a king without
a queen, right?
My God, you're right,
i need a queen!
Will you be my queen?
Just like that,
will you be my queen?!
You know, I never realized
what you were capable of.
And now you see me.
You can see me!
And you still think that you can
control me like you
controlled Neil?
Oh, you're getting me
fucking hard!
Oh, that's funny.
See, I always knew
you had a thing for me.
Everyone did,
but I didn't give a shit
because you were
invisible on my radar.
Compared to Neil,
you're nothing, he was a giant.
It's a new Danny.
String her up!
Don't do this, man!
Jason, you're next.
Oh, my God, I feel so dumb!
Before you go,
there's something that
I've been meaning to give you.
Danny, no!
No! No, you can't!
No!
My God, stop it, Danny!
No!
Danny, stop it!
Theresa, no!
Danny!
Danny!
You're all animals!
Woo!
It's too late, run!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go. Wait, don't leave,
don't leave, don't leave!
Gotta take off.
Hey.
- You okay?
- Where is he?
Hey, why don't
you have a seat?
You know who. The man.
Listen man,
i know that he's here!
Sit down and relax,
just have a seat right...
hey, hey!
Oh, hello, Jason.
Where is he?
- Who?
- Where is he?
Who?
I'll take it from here, captain.
Well, you certainly know
how to make an entrance.
You're gonna tell me
what the fuck's going on!
Jason, I know it's hard
for you to understand,
but trust me, you cannot grasp the
totality of this grand design.
What you witnessed
was the dawn of something
as necessary
as it is devastating.
No, I don't
understand why you wanna
kill every man, woman,
and child on this island.
That was none of my doing.
You know damn well that shit
you sold everyone's
wreaking havoc on that island!
Jason, Jason,
i didn't sell anything.
All urge did was
lift up the rock.
What you saw was the wickedness
and evil that laid beneath it.
So you're playing God?
Spiting the wicked?
Wrong on both accounts.
I am not pretending.
And I am not the one who will do
the smiting, Jason,
it will be you.
You have lived your whole life
as the son of a
scoundrel and a whore.
Without the slightest notion
of any meaning in this world.
You have no roots.
You go from place to place,
from woman to woman.
Never allow yourself to succumb
to the lure of stability.
Why is that?
Because you know there
is no such thing.
Nothing, it is a fallacy.
Normality?
Stability?
It's a construct, a fantasy,
you see through that.
You see the truth.
How do you know all this?
I know all.
I see all.
Yet...
I didn't expect to find you.
The anomalies of my creations
are always so fascinating.
Jason, you will stand beside me
and you will help me
cleanse this world
and return it to perfection.
You will take urge to the city
and then you will
take it to the world!
This is insanity.
You need proof?
You need context?
I completely get where
you're coming from.
You cannot stop that which has
no beginning and no end.
Mankind can be
such a disappointment.
Please trust that they
have nothing to give you.
I, I can give you immortality.
I'd rather
have my humanity.
You wanna see the future
of your beloved humanity?!
Walk with me.
And you never will look
back at this decrepit world.
Do you like mushrooms?
Let me see if
they have mushrooms.
- Don't go too far!
- Yes, mom!
Billy!
Billy!
Mom?