Your alcohol tolerance is high
Are you okay?
Hold on! I can't take anymore!
How come you're so weak?
Heidi's alcohol tolerance is low
Are you okay?
Where to?
Where to? You'll know if you follow me
I have the music we talked about
Wanna listen?
Who're you? Stop staring, would you?
Take a look at what you're kissing
You blind dude?
Run! Help!
Who're you? Why did you intervene?
I'll kill you!
Have you seen a lady vampire called Sue
who wears a red cape?
Sure, I know her
Is the one you talked
about two hundred years old?
That's her
Almost two hundred years old
Wrong answer
The one I'm looking for is only
a few years old
What? Why're you hiding outside?
Are you able to sniff my blood?
Really? Then I'd give you an excuse to kill me
I'm not that dumb
How could I give you my virginity?
Then...who would you give it to?
Not gonna tell you, you can't keep a secret
Good to be old, high blood pressure
No need to suck hard,
the blood will just burst from the artery
Good
Cum inside your mouth...with blood
What? Come inside my mouth?
You're bad
Really works?
Of course
Have you tried it?
Nuts! I never have a boyfriend
Really?
Of course
HEY
VVhat're you doing?
Yes, a virgin should have it!
Don't!
Nope!
Brother
Come out
Dad, what're you doing here?
It means alright
Who're they?
They?
Friends, we always come out for fun
Friends?
But she called you dad?
Did she? No!
Mister, how old are you?
A hundred something
A hundred something?
Even your daughter is older than one hundred
Beauty
Better take a good look of his big son
Auntie
Uncle, how old are you?
No more joking!
If I wanna look for an old face
I'll find a mummy in Egypt
Won't find any mummies here
Me instead
Because I'm a daddy
Daddy?
Go to hell !
Beauty, please don't go
Dad Dad
Why did you do that?
I only called you dad
You're really our dad
I know, I know I'm your dad
But take a look, do I look that old?
Dad, when was last time you looked
in a mirror? A thousand years ago?
You're such an eloquent girl
Speaking arrogantly
It'll affect our father
and daughter relationship
OK
From now on, we're all on our own
OK?
The night is still young
Our dad is so ridiculous
Really?
Dad! Come back quickly!
There's a girl who likes you
Really?
Damn kid, joking around again?
I see some good food over there
What good food?
What is it?
It was here
I just saw it
Who were you chasing?
Dunno, I thought she was my sister
Are you still looking for your sister?
Rex
Have you seen a vampire in red?
We're vampires
How do we know where the vampires are?
Lots of human out there
I smell an old woman.
I can tell she'll die soon
Sure! On what?
Serious! How would I finish such a big one?
Serious! Are you scared?
Are you scared of me?
No. Alright! Come on!
Max, do you wanna play?
No
OK, help us keep time
On your mark? Ready?
One, two, three
Fifty-eight seconds
Thirty-one seconds
Sixty-one seconds
She is dead!
How many seconds?
Fifty-eight seconds
Damn it! Can't hold on for three more seconds
I win
Big deal
I don't care
Two bottles, one for each
We have to drink it all?
How could Lin finish such a big one?
Forget it, we quit
Why do you help Lin?
Do you have a crush on her?
No way
it's okay, I'll drink it
Lin
Are you sure? Let me help you
No! The worst thing that could happen is death
Trust me, I died before
Come on! Cheers!
Rex
Don't act like an idiot
Lin
Are you okay?
Already told you
not to pretend to be so tough
If you can't drink it, just let me help
Don't you know that lots of vampires
are poisoned to death by water?
I don't care
HEY
I agree
Being a vampire is so boring
Don't play with my stuff
I had a dream that I was going to die
Eight hundred years
I've been a vampire for eight hundred years
I'm stuck in a life without any feeling
Not hurt! Not hurt!
I just can't feel anything
I'm a corpse
No feeling
You really are a bummer
You always say unkind words
What?
Unhappy again?
No
Thinking of Sue again?
I'm hungry, I'll go eat
I wanna go too
Don't you think they're gay?
If Ar was a tom-boy,
she'd attract a lot of girls
You don't say...
I also wanna know if you're lesbians?
That's disappointing
We've a crush on you for so long
And you think we're lesbians?
What did you say?
There's something that we can't speak about
Actions speak louder than words
What?
Lin! Go!
Stop it! No!
Take off his pants
Don't!
Don't move!
Are you Madam Joyce's friend?
Are you Joey?
This is the friend who you were talking about
Yes
OK, follow me
Let me find a good spot
Don't you 'Hey' me?
I got a name. I'm May
May, so where're we going?
It doesn't look like anyone is living here
Don't be scared
I borrowed you both from Madam Joyce
I'm responsible for your safety
Don't worry. Should you get hurt,
I'll be in big trouble!
Let's go! This customer is very gentle
Let's go
it's so horrible, Joey?
I wanna leave
Excuse me, May
I'll get someone to kill you!
Help! Joey!
What does he want?
The boss is here
Handsome! Calm down!
Take it easy
But you must wear condoms
Condoms? What's that for?
Please don't kill me!
Who're you?
Don't die yet! Gimme some more time!
Please. Hey, stay alive!
You have to be alive for me to take you soul!
What a waste!
Why did I hit him so hard?
He is top-rated
Wait
There's one more, I don't want to waste it
No!
Please! Let me go!
Please let me go!
No! No!
Disgusting, you have no manner at all?
Did you find the place?
You said that you were hungry
I'm looking
Did you think the one in red is Sue?
I think so
Have you found it? What do you wanna eat?
Find it! Come over!
Serious?
We're thieves
Are you screwing with me?
A vegetarian restaurant?
You can't be serious?
Did you say you are hungry?
You witch!
Goodness! Not even a tiny drop of pig blood
Can you eat ketchup?
I just wanna play with it in my mouth,
can't I?
Sure! Keep playing!
Is that shrimp?
Not a real one
It is made of yellow bean, flour and gluten
Looks real, right?
And this ?
Fish fillet
Doesn't look real
This celery looks so real
What is it made of?
Are you full?
What about you?
Crap
Do I smell good?
Stinky witch
Don't you wanna try my blood?
No! Pig blood tastes better
Only talking
But I don't wanna kill people
OK
You look pretty when you smile
What're you laughing at?
I'm a vampire. How could I smile?
People are very funny lately
They go for Botox
They inject poison into their flesh
to make it stiff and dead
Really ridiculous
Guess they've got too much money to squander
You can't find a job if you can't read
Really?
Good night
Good night
OK
Corgi? Where are those Corgi?
Rabbit again
Why are you always eating my stuff
without asking me?
I bought those Corgi
What about dad? He's not back yet?
How would I know?
Stop stealing my stuff
It was British Shorthair last time,
and this time, Corgi
What's wrong with you? Are you a thief?
I love western cuisine
If you like it, buy it yourself.
Why did you eat mine?
OK! I'll get it myself, next time
You better! I'll remember you said that!
Beauty
You said you live alone
Yes
They come to visit me
Who're you cheating?
Beauty
What Beauty? I have a name
You're really bad
Don't you remember my name?
Ying?
Go to hell!
Are you really leaving?
Why're you here? Aren't you going out?
I haven't changed my clothes yet
You are corpses.
Whatever you wear, you're still dead bodies
So are you, then why would you change?
That's because I got style
Why're you following me?
Are you hitting people or the organs?
Yes, can I help you?
Do you know where the Tai Fu Village is?
Three to four blocks ahead
Turn left and go further down for awhile
Left?
Very close
Please help out this old woman
I wanna visit my grandson
It's already late. if I arrive there late
OK! I'll take you over
Thank you
What? Won't you help me in?
What do you want?
You asked me what I wanted?
Really! Just what do you want?
The evil force is very strong here
Run!
Run!
You go first!
Where're they? Didn't they say harbor front?
Should be here
Over there
They're over doing it
I really wanna try kissing?
Showtime! Showtime!
I'd like to know what kissing is like
I could actually see our lips touched
But still, I felt nothing
Horny tramps!
So boring
My mother once told me
that pain is very important
Pain tells you that you're injured
And that you required treatment
She also said that
it wasn't just the pain physically
But that when people were unhappy
They would get headaches
Heart burn
They're symptoms to warn you
that you have problems
It let you take action early, or else it
could be too late when the real trouble comes
What's good to do?
We're vampires
We should do thing that is appropriate
to what we are
it's so boring!
I don't wanna be a vampire anymore
I jump too
I'm coming
Let's jump
OK
Why did we jump? We knew it won't hurt
I've water
I'd just like to punch you
That's super!
Yes! He landed on his head
without hurting himself
How could he do that?
What? They're idiots
I don't think so
They have guts
You haven't seen much
Are you okay?
It hurts! Oh no!
Really painful! Help!
What're you hitting?
No matter what you do, you're still a corpse
Why did you hit my breasts?
It proves that
they aren't an ordinary breasts?
They're super bowling balls
Gosh, you're so sick
Menstruation?
These girls are bad
But that tall guy looks good
I'll lock up this target first, you don't
Do you like my T-shirt?
I bought it in Mongkok. I can take you there
It has nothing to do with me
Let's exchange phone numbers
How about you giving me your phone number
Let's run
Don't run! Wait!
What's wrong with him?
So impolite Crazy
They aren't pursuing
You witch, you're just making trouble
l didn't
Are you sick? Sniffing her period!
Crazy! I didn't
No? You still deny it
No
Here you are
OK! OK! See you tomorrow
OK! Bye!
Good night! Good night!
Max and Rex are truly a lot of fun
Max won't get angry easily
That's right
Are you a human or a vampire?
I'm a vampire
But not an ordinary one
l.m
I don't know how to describe it
In short, I'm a vampire who eats vampires
Let's see how you taste
What do you want?
Not aged enough, tasteless
This one is probably good enough.
It should taste better
Yummy
This is true vampire indeed
None of your business
Cold-blooded
Are you mocking me?
This is called survival of the fittest
Whereas cows are vegetarians.
That's the way it is
If you force a cow to eat meat
The cow will die
Crap
You call this crap
I think it's very meaningful
Let me teach you a lesson
How do you like it?
I hate rejections
Yes
Rats! You don't eat rats
Do they have any rashes or hives?
Why are you kicking me?
You simply don't eat rats
Nothing special, just works
How many vampires did you kill tonight?
This one was rare
An old woman turned out to be a vampire
in her seventies
We went bungee diving at the pier
So boring
What fun can a vampire have? Exactly?
Is it that bad to be a vampire?
It do you thing?
It's the opposite for us
Yet we're unable to feel anything
When we meet someone we love, someone we like
We're unable to touch them or hug them
We can't taste anything
it's like being a tree
Is that it?
Then, what is you reason for living?
If I live, I can see my father, my brother
Kar and Lin. Other than these,
You?
You're also very important
Only if I don't die
I'll be able to see you age and die
If you're able to get married and give birth
I'll be able to see your children die
To see your grand children die
Pretty funny
Good night
Alright
Good night
This female vampire is really good
Top-rated
Yet this is a vampire hunter
Let me think it thoroughly
Little girl, just how old are you?
For nothing better,
you choose be a vampire hunter
You don't want to see another day-break!
Take a good look
Is it good?
They can move
Too bad that we're not friends, otherwise
I'll let you touch my body
It got body temperature. See...
My body temperature is 18C today
You monster
I don't suck human blood originally
I break my rule today just for you
Sue, my sister
Ar, my sister
I was purposely testing you
Sue
What a touching reunion scene?
What? Nothing to say?
Why this way?
Don't you curious why Sue
turns into a vampire?
Ask her
When I tried to catch him eight years ago
I was defeated and bitten by him
Not right
I wanted to marry you eight years ago
But you refused me and I got mad
it's so natural
Ar, you better run
He is heartless
I'm not gonna leave
Death is my only resolution
This is brave
I finally understand why I like you
Why aren't you leaving?
We both die if you don't go
Save your life and revenge for me
Don't lose your life for nothing
What do you want again?
I wanna kill a vampire today
How come you're so humorous today?
Killing yourself?
Let me finish eating up those vampires
Ar
Why are you hurting so badly?
Nothing
Why are you here?
We're leaving
My dad's girlfriend was eaten
by a vampire nearby
Eaten?
A vampire-eating vampire
Where's your dad?
At home
Is a vampire eaten by another vampire?
This is our vampire business,
none of your concern
Sue was killed by a vampire
Sue was a vampire too
If not, they'll die promptly
Rex, take care of Max
Hey mister
Since you're here, please show yourself
Since you're here, let's meet
I'm Mung
I'm a fifteen hundred years old vampire
I'm asking for your kindness and leniency
Let go of these three young people
That's an interesting offer
I can simply take both
You won't let the young ones go?
Are you asking me this at this moment?
is that a funny gag?
Run!
The sun is coming out soon
Ar, please take care of Max
He'll not be unable to get you
Dad, I'm not leaving!
Dad! Dad!
Rex, are you scared of death?
No,dad
Good
Let's do the man thing
What happened to you?
Answer me!
Dad! Rex!
Answer me!
Your sister is calling you, answer her
Dad! Rex!
How are you doing?
Answer me!
Dad! Rex!
Where are you?
Actually, a vampire can feel a lot of pain
By squeezing the heart
Rex! What's happened?
Scream again!
Any feeling?
Any feeling?
Rex! How are you?
What can I do?
Beauty, are you still there?
You bastard! What do you want?
What do you want? Talk to me!
Nothing
I promise I won't kill your brother
What do you think?
Are you serious?
Of course
Should I trust him?
OK! I'm not leaving!
You have to keep your words!
Sure! it's settled then!
You have a father
What about your mother? Where is she?
Scream again!
Again!
What are you doing?
You said you wouldn't kill him
I didn't kill him
I just made him hurt
You shouldn't ignore me in the first place
I tell you! I tell you!
My mom passed away
Many years ago
So many metal plates?
I'm a human, I can get hurt
What's so strange?
Wouldn't those metal plates slow you down?
Bite me
I wanna be a vampire
What are you talking about?
Then, maybe I can fight him
Being a vampire is miserable
Is this what you really want?
Rather than drag out my miserable existence,
I can die on my own terms
If I can sacrifice myself
for something meaningful
it's not so bad I guess
If I don't kill him today
I'll regret it for the rest of my life
Rather than live in pain forever
I wish to fight and die with honor
Hold on
Come on!
Give me your hand
How is it? OK?
It's OK
Much more than OK
The night is here
Get up
I squeezed too hard and killed you
I'll have to explain it to them
Have they left?
Can you hear me?
Beauty
I wanna discuss something with you
I killed your brother
by accident
It was merely a matter of carelessness
How about...
I'm counting
Max, if I lose
I don't want you to come out and save me
I'd rather you leave
Sacrifice is dying for something meaningful
To court death is unnecessary
I'd rather you leave
and avenge me at another time
OK?
What's this? You keep crying
If you act like this, I'll be worried
You better take care
Are you crazy?
For all the things that I did...
I could get just a bit of human feelings
So why did you make yourself a vampire?
What's wrong with you?
I'm willing to enter hell for my loved ones
A worthless piece of slime like yourself
would never understand
Even a cockroach will do anything to survive
Which means you're certain
that you will loose and die
Good! You know your limits!
Come on!
Lets me send you to hell!
You're the same as before, no improvement
Right! Don't leave!
Stay here and watch the big ending
Is he dead?
Dad and the rest are set free
I gotta settle right now
I'm hungry
I'm telling you that I'm hungry,
you should help me find food
What kind of attitude is this?
Did you forget who bit you
and turned you into a vampire?
As a matter of fact,
you should address me as Master
Master my ass! Quickly!
Show me where to find food
Find my ass!
Didn't you say
that you wouldn't hurt the good vampire?
The one who attempts to starve another
vampire to death is a pad vampire
OK... then...what would you like to eat?
Snakes
Snakes are cold-blooded, can't eat them
Really?
Why would I lie to you
You have a lot to learn as you go
Being a vampire is just troublesome