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Viking Siege (2017)
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(PEACEFUL MUSIC) (SHOVEL SCRAPING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Curse these lands. And 1,000 curses upon you, foul God! (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (COMET WHIZZING) I didn't mean it! (EXPLOSION BOOMS) (COUGHING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (COUGHING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (ROCK CRACKS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (LIQUID HISSING) (SCREAMING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) This is a tale of carnal barbarity with an arable twist, I call it I Put It In Her Pumpkin Patch. (PEACEFUL LUTE MUSIC) (MEN LAUGHING AND CHATTERING) (KNIFE WHOOSHES) Aetheled, I think these beasts have had enough wine. They aren't getting any drunker. Get everyone into position. No quarter. No quarter. Wine, cheese. Think about things used to be. This is so much better. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (TRAY CLATTERS) (MEN LAUGHING) More wine? (GROANING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Careless whore. I'm all sticky here. I need to get out of these sodden robes. Ah. Ah. I think she likes you, brother. How about some more mead instead? Miranda, some more mead for the gentleman. Rather touchy, these harlots of yours. What happened to the friendly girls you sent us last month? She's new. Daisy. I'll see you shortly, my lady. Indeed you will. Look at them there, an old man and his idiots. We should be feasting my ascension not theirs. Oh it is a travesty, but your time will come, brother. Oh it will brother, oh it will. Do you know how difficult it is? To run a celebration of magnitude of Silas's meager budget? One day, I will be in charge. But until that day comes, why not celebrate. Eat, drink, imbibe, indulge. And as the Saint Friar Brotherhood proclaimed, let's get fucked. He died He died He died (MEN CHATTERING) Thank you, very much. (MEN CHATTERING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (GROANS) I never dreamed we'd get this close. The Head Abbott and his lackey are mine, understood? I remember. Aetheled, where is your sister? (OMINOUS MUSIC) Please, please, I don't normally get the pretty girls. This is very, very, very exciting for me. And no, but we shouldn't, we shouldn't be down here. No, no, there's a, there's steps, there's a room down here. - Yes, yes, shh, shh. - Sleeping quarters. Shh, brother. Brother, brother. Eggbert. (LAUGHS) Brother Eggbert. - Yes - Yes. What I have is just for you. (LAUGHING) (GROANS) (KNIFE SQUELCHING) (GROANING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (KNIFE SQUELCHING) (GROANING) (GROANS) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SPUTTERING) (KNIFE SQUELCHING) (METAL CLANGS DISTANTLY) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GASPS) (MEN LAUGHING) (TRAY CLATTERS) (GROANING) Watch it harlot, or I will songs of your damned clumsiness that will last an age. Ah. (PEACEFUL LUTE MUSIC) You can start with that lute player if you like? I might. (MEN CHATTERING) Oh, way to go! Don't worry, it's gonna be fine. Just stay close me or Rosalind. Your sister is missing. I'm not waiting any longer. Seren can catch up. (MEN CHATTERING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (DOORS CLANGING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) Alright you bastards? Alright you bastards! (MEN CHEERING) Yeah, chicken! I want chicken! Wine, give me all the wine. I want all of the wine. (MEN CHATTERING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Ooh. You intending staying the night? I mean this is great, but, I mean I think I prefer Thaddeus's breakfasts. Ah. Where are the um? Thaddeus? ROBERT: Where are the knives? Ah. Brother Thadeus, I think has been mixing mead with his wine again. (MEN LAUGHING) (CHEERS) (MOANS) (LAUGHING) (MEN LAUGHING AND CHATTERING) Has anyone seen my good friend Brother Eggbert? DAISY: There is a Lord out there now. SEREN: Yeah, we'll add him to the list too. We might have been able to get away with killing a few monks, but that is a Lord, it changes everything. Look I'm gonna carry on with my little plan - and you're gonna just... - No. Just stay away from them. (APPLE CRUNCHES) I need time to think. (MEN CHATTERING) Wench. Oi, chicken. Where did you get these girls from? (MEN LAUGHING) What news from the west? Have you not seen the flames? Brannuck, burned. Surely not, men, men have tried it never works. Yeah well, we got it right this time. Go see for yourself. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Give us that. (SPITS) What is that? (OMINOUS MUSIC) Real man. (LAUGHING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (FLAMES CRACKLING) (GROWLING) (MEN LAUGHING) Fuck off harlot. Wait. What is this? Wine. That is not wine. (GASPS) That is wine. (CUP CLANGS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) This is blood. This is the one. I saw her go off with Brother Eggbert and Brother Thaddeus. Eggbert? It is blood on her garments my Lord. Who's blood is this? I tell you. (SLAP THWACKS) I should warn you. Captain Howe is very sensitive about being lied to. Try again. (SLAP THWACKS) (GROANS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) This is indeed blood. And one of our knives. Let's make this cunt talk. (POT SIZZLING) (LAUGHING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (WHIMPERING) (LAUGHING) Whore. Where are the brothers? Tell me! Let's see if this whore has the skill to do trade without a face. (LAUGHING) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) (SPUTTERING) Now. (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (KNIFE SQUELCHING) (GROANING) (POT SIZZLING) (SCREAMING) (GROANING) (SWORDS CLANGING) (GROANING) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (GROANING) (SWORDS CLANGING) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) (ARROW WHOOSHES) (SCREAMS) (SWORDS CLANGING) (GROANING) Ah, stop! (KNIVES SQUELCHING) (GROANING) MAN: Stop, no, stop. (SWORDS CLANGING) (GROANING) Fucking hell. (WHIMPERING) - Thaddeus. - No, no. Come on Thaddeus. - No, no. - Thaddeus you're stupid. Move, Thaddeus. (CUP CLANGS) (GROANING) - I just want to... - Get out of the way. Get in, get in. (GROANING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) You? I mean. We killed you. We, we killed all of you. (PANTING) You don't, you don't have to kill. You don't have to. Ah, please don't, please. (BLOOD SQUELCHES) (GROANS) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (GROANS) (PANTING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) I've been looking for you. Come here. Spread 'em. (KNIVES SQUELCHING) (SCREAMING) (ARROW THUDS) (GROANS) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (CUPS CLATTERING) (SOBBING) Shh, shh, shh, shh. Its okay. Shh, shh. (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) (SOBBING) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) I can't do this. I don't want to die. (MOANING) Remember me? (SOBBING) This is for calling me a cunt. (SCREAMING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (DOOR CREAKING) Thaddeus, where did you find these harlots? The purple faced wench said she'd give me a discount. - I've already been... - Shut up. We need to get word to my father and he can send help. I want the head of everyone of those bitches, mounted on the wall on fucking spikes. (COUGHING) Would you stop that fucking panting? Get in the corner, you crying little wimp. Silas, shut him up. (SOBBING) (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) THADDEUS: Let me out of here please. It is all over, there is no need for more violence. Please come out and we can discuss an appropriate conclusion to this little imbroglio. You can trust us. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (COUGHING) THADDEUS: They're gonna kill us. They're gonna kill us all. (SOBBING) SILAS: Dear Lord. What do these women want? I dunno. Hello ladies, what can I do for you? I would very much like for you to come out and speak with me. I'm sure you can understand that's not exactly an attractive proposition for us. I think we'll stay in here, if it's all the same to you. You do seem tightly sealed in there. However we have fire and patience. No one would object to more meat under the flame. (SOBS) Get me out of here please. Get me out of here. Get me out of here please. Please. Whatever it takes. Stand firm brother, God will deliver us. Shut your fucking mouth. Remember your place. Now gets some clothes on, you're embarrassing yourself. You do not shut the fuck up, I will cut your dick off and feed it to my dogs. (SOBBING) Listen carefully. I am the Lord Robert Osmund. If you don't know who I am, then you should know who my father is. He's the Earl of these lands. Now, your fight is with these gentleman, not with me, is that correct? Hmm. So you can agree that this is a difficult situation for the both of us. Cowering like rats. Quite. But regardless, I think that we can come to some agreement that satisfies us both. And what might that arrangement be? I open this door. And I leave without further conflict with you or your people. And if this door remains open, so be it. That sounds entirely satisfying. My Lord, what is the plan? Shut up. Stay close to me, that's all. Okay. (OMINOUS MUSIC) We're coming out! (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROANING) (SCREAMING) No, no, no, no, no! (SOBBING) (SCREAMS) (SOBBING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SOBBING) (VASE SMASHES) (GROANING) (GROANING) I'll fucking kill her, I'll fucking kill her. AETHELED: Get out of my way. Calm down. I'll fucking kill her. You fuck. I can take care of it. Brother. I can feel his cock on me. Silence Jezzabelle. Brother. You're fucking up my plan. Remember? Tell me why you're here? They took our families, sold them. We're here to... We're here to take their lives as revenge. Yeah I know, I don't care about that. That's two favors I've done for you. I think you should let me go. Your sword, drop it. (SWORD CLANGS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You kill us, you'll never see your families again. They are all dead. Your family may be dead. What of the others? - We can work... - Be silent. You kill me now and you'll never know. Never. Live with that if you please. WOMAN: Why doesn't she listen to him? WOMAN: We should let him speak. He's lying. He must die. WOMAN: Aetheled. WOMAN: We should let him speak. He is lying. He must die. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (ARROW THUDS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) That ring, where did you get it? This particular individual would've been traded to north men. Taken to their lands I presume. Presume? He knows nothing. No. At dawn, there is a boat arriving from the north. We sold them to Skilding. You trade with the Skilding on my land? Yes. Do you speak their language? We had an interpreter. Brother Selwyn. Him. None of them can help us. No, no, no, we can. We can. Trade needs no words. Just goods. DAISY: What goods? (OMINOUS MUSIC) I might be able to help with that. Which of you beasts has keys to the cells? It looks like we're staying over. Get these pigs out of my sight. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Oh hello darling, you missed us? Oh you listen 'ere now good girl, you gotta set us free now alright? You set us free right, and we'll forget that fucked off last time. Yeah? Is this really necessary? This is for your protection. Yeah of course it is. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) I know who this is. Brutus Skargil of Hilvenstoe. I am gonna fuck you up the ass. What can I say? My people love me apparently. Didn't I have you beheaded? I mean I certainly meant to have him beheaded. May I ask you gentleman how you found yourselves in this predicament? It was those bastards upstairs wasn't it? Invited us in for an ale, had a couple of drinks and then we're all floored. Yeah, I'm no bastard lightweight either. I barely got started and I was out after a single serving. SEREN: Drugged my monks, that's how they do it. Do what? The brothers were going to sell you as slaves, to the Skilding. (LAUGHS) Can you believe that? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (LAUGHING) What the fuck did you just say? Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy love. I'm gonna cut that tongue of yours, out of your head. This tongue's done a lot more than master 1,000 languages. Come on Brutus, I'm right here. (GROANING) (BONES CRACK) (SCREAMING) Shut up. Shackle the Lord. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Thanks. A boat of north men will be more formidable than the Lord's guards. Yes, these men, particularly a Lord, could be bartered. Bartered for what? Let us go now. Yeah let us go, you fucking bitch. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPITS) (GATE CREAKING) Here lads listen up. There's a good price on this mans head. And you get it as soon as we get out of here, how does that sound? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (PANTING) What's going on? (OMINOUS MUSIC) The north men, talk. They'll approach from the sea. Not on a night like tonight. I told you, he lies. No, no, no, no, it's true. They arrive at dawn. (GASPS) You're one of them. You, you don't. I'm in a band. I'll play you a song. Fuck. No, please, please. Everybody needs an instrument. (DOORS THUDDING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) I knew he was stalling. More guests. None are expected. My mead guy came on Wednesday. (DOORS THUDDING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (GROANING) (PUNCH THWACKS) (ARROWS THUDS) (GROANS) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (SPITS) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROANING) (SCREAMS) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (SOBBING) They're on about something. Hmm. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) I don't understand what you're saying. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (SOBBING) (SOBS) I don't understand. Fuck this. Daisy. (PANTING) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (SOBBING) SILAS: I don't speak your language. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Oh, these aren't your friends. I think they're looking for a boat. Boat, boat? There are none. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Boat? (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GRUNTING) Are you okay? Hmm-mm. Are you sure? Yeah I'm fine. They would be proud of you. We'll see. They don't seem happy with what they saw down there. It's definitely not a way out. It's just some rocks for us to get smashed against. Any luck finding out why they're here? (DISTANT GROWLING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (GROWLING) (GROANING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (LAUGHS) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (LAUGHS) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (GROANS) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Maybe we should get that translator from downstairs? Take him with you. Oi. Oi. Boat. Ah. No. You've gotta tap there. Tap where? The rock. The rock. Are you trying to rip me off? PRISONER: What with pebbles and bits of twig? You can buy a lot of twigs where I come from. (GROANING) How's your leg? Better than your fucking ass is gonna be when I get these chains off your bastard. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Who's this dickhead now? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) It's our Skilding captors I presume. I don't think so lads. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) DAISY: So you do speak their language? A little, I've been around. I suppose this makes me a more valuable trade, don't it? Now! (GROANING) (LAUGHS) (GROANING) (PANTING) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (GROANS) Easy darling. On your toes. (GROANING) PRISONER: I'm very sorry, you know. Keep your distance, understand? Hmm-mm. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Oh, tough punters these ain't they? Shame they haven't obviously met an experienced finger smith before though eh? What the fucks a finger smith? (LAUGHING) PRISONER: Time we made a sharp exit eh? (GROWLING) (DOOR THUDDING) What the fuck is that? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) TRANSLATOR: They want a boat. We don't have boats. We're not, we're not sailors. We're men of the cloth. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (GROWLS) He seems to question your manhood, brother. What do they want with a boat? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) To simply leave these lands. There's a boat coming at dawn. It's coming, it's crewed by your... (SLAP THWACKS) (GROANS) My head. I paid good money for you bitches and all you do is beat me up. When the other Skilding get here. Skilding? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (SOBBING) I think what he's trying to say, brother, these are no Skilding. They're uh, Volsom. And they've been at war with your Skilding friends for years apparently. (SOBBING) (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Skilding. Okay, uh, that's something about pulling eyes out of sockets and uh, pissing in them. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) No, he means fucking them. In the eye sockets. How romantic. Huh? (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Skilding. When will your Skilding dogs arrive? Dawn, they arrive at dawn. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Well that solves my problem at least. What did he say? He said he'll slay the Skilding, take their boat and leave for home. You can speak to them? These Skilding? We need you to speak to the Skilding for us. Get information. Make words for you. The cunt that left us here chained, to trade, no, no, no, to barter, those are the words you use aren't they? I'd rather have a rusty sword shoved up my ass. That can be arranged. Currently we are all united with the same concern. I would have done. - I made a big mistake. - Do you ever think? I didn't think. (SOBS) I thought they were gonna be on our side. - What's going on? - Shh. Look, we need you to help us. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Don't quote me on this, but I think he's saying tree bastard and he's gonna let them in or something. - I can't... - Why? Something about thinning numbers or something. I can't quite work it out. Oh shit. Right now. We need to get away from the door. (GROWLING) Get away from that door. Now! - Oh yes. - Oh it's beautiful. Lads, please just uncuff me. Just take the keys, put them in the cuffs, unlock them. We'll leave, go our separate ways. It's straightforward, please. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, alright, alright. Nice stuff with all the Brutus thing. But I'm gonna be well on my toes with this being legal entrapment and stuff. Please, let me out. - Could you just... - Oh, look. Hey, that was mine that. No it's not. Is it yours, is it? Yes. Is that yours? No. Oh that's mine that is. (GROWLING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) What the fuck was that? (GROWLING) The Lord's guard come to rescue us? You're an idiot Thaddeus. No one knows of our predicament. The Lord's guard with their leftovers. Our only hope are the Skilding traders. Gentleman, apologies. Things seem to be coming to an end and I was wondering whether I would see coin for this evening's work. I will sing songs of your generosity and bravery in memoriam of course. You think these raiders want to be entertained you numpt-headed fool. You share our fate. (LAUGHS) What? What? (GROANING) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) What is going on? I have no idea who is at the door, but they're coming in. Do as he says. Sword. Barricade the doors once they're in. Be ready. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (DOORS THUDDING) (GROWLING) (GROANING) (ARROWS THUDS) (GROANING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (ARROWS THUDS) (CRUNCHING) (SCREAMING) (GROANING) DAISY: Aetheled, he's getting back up! (DRAMATIC MUSIC) Barricade the doors, now. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Use the cart. Oi, oi, move it! Fuck! (GROANING) (SWORD CLANGING) (GROANING) (GROWLING) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (GROWLS) I'll do it. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROANING) (GROANING) Fucking bastards. I'm fucking gonna cut your fucking gizzards out, you cunty fucks. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROWLING) (GROANING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (GROWLING) (SCREAMS) Fuck! No, no. Fuck. Help, help, help me. (BONES CRACKING) Oh God, help me! I beg you please help me. (GROANING) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) What the fuck? Come on. Fuck! (GROANING) Please make it stop! (SCREAMING) Now listen carefully Brutus old boy. (GROANING) BRUTUS: Oh help me! (SCREAMING) (GROWLING) Ow! (GROWLING) (GROANING) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) TRANSLATOR: Aim for the eyes. (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROANING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Oh, who let him out? You're not clear yet. I've got one trapped downstairs. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He suggests we finish it off. Finish off. What are they? Let's find out. (OMINOUS MUSIC) We have to leave now, while it's clear. We need to know what's on the other side of those doors before we make our escape. We need to go now, they're gonna kill us. Be silent you imbecile. (GROANING) (SOBBING) - We're going to die here. - We're not gonna die. Just calm yourself down. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (GROWLING) ROBERT: You're not thinking of putting me back in there are you? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Seren. (GROWLING) Leave it. Come on the bastard. Seren stop it. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (GROWLING) It's not interested in us. (GROWLING) Oh dear. (GATES CLANGING) (GROWLING) (ARROW THUDS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Now, you wouldn't know this about us, but we're not the forgiving sort. Where's our coin? And several sacks of powder, and I want them and all. I'm gonna cut your dick off, give me the knife. He fucking will and all. Oh aye he will, open it me for me Davin. Hey listen lads, these two here are more than a bit of coin to us. Now listen, we'll give you a little nick on the cheek, to get your attention. Now you're gonna tell me exactly where that secret passage is alright? This one is mine. I'll trade you for the fat, nude one. Come with me. You must be the one that took my keys. Easy doll, it's nothing personal. Ask him what's going on? These demons only want them, why? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He says never mind that. He wants to know if there's another way in or out that isn't swarming with tree bastards. The south wall to the seafront, but he already knows that. A way out? Walter, we'll take it. It is no way out. This filth aren't in possession of any boat. We can swim. Your bodies will be crushed against the rocks. Have you seen the weather? I don't care for your opinion woman. Where's this exit? In the basement, near the cells is a small passageway. It leads to the docks. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He requests that you stay. He wants you to be human shields. Human shields? Yeah, yeah, fantastic, great idea. He can fuck off. Tell him after we've gone. Come on Dav. Do I look like a human shield to you? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (LAUGHS) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (LAUGHS) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He's a big fan of yours, that's all you need to know love. Boat. Boat. Boat. You owe us an explanation. Speak. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) If we're going to survive this night, you must... I do no favors for you wench. In case you forget, you left us in there to trade. As slaves. Watch yourself, I've buried far stronger men than you. Put that fucking toy down. I have no warnings, so consider yourself special. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Are you so foolish that you fail to see just how useful I am to you. Your threats are fucking hollow wench. I only need your tongue. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GROANING) Wait, wait, just wait. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (GROANS) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Alright look, one thing has been established. We do not trust you, or you. And you don't trust us, nor should you I suppose. But one thing is pretty fucking clear. We've all got bigger problems to deal with. (SWORD CLANGS) Now talk. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (WAVES CRASHING) Oh, on second thought. I reckon we can do it. It's look a bit rough. No it'll be fine. Where we gonna swim to? We don't have to swim far. Just out and round a bit and in a bit, it'll be fine. (GROWLING) Fuck this, I'm off. Come on! Come on! Fucking hell. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Davin! Dav! Davin! Bugger this. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He says they're not demons, they're cursed men. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) They protect the Talisman of Thorns. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Treasure, resting in a place of. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Resting in a place of darkness, death. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) TRANSLATOR: The Volsom ventured to these lands but... (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) His boat. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) And all his men, gone. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) TRANSLATOR: As they made their way south there was. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) There were tales of fire in the sky, west of here. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) The place of death. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Plants alive. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Rending the flesh of men. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Brannuck. Brannuck. (OMINOUS MUSIC) I was born there. (GROANING) (STONE GRATING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Delivered from the skies, that's what they said. Eight winters ago, I was only little but I remember it. I remember the sound of it. The thunder, it was so loud, and the light, blinding. I thought it was gonna be the end of the world. My mother. My mother. My father tried to take Brannuck once. Unsuccessfully. Lost a lot of men that day. And those that came back, they were not fit to serve my father. I mean these men were broken and twisted, insane. They'd tell these stories. These, strange stories about men taking on men. Men becoming one with the desolate landscape. I found the stories funny. Why wouldn't I? I mean, why would I believe these mad men? They're entertainment to me but, well. Here we are. Here they are. It were considered a miracle if the blight of Brannuck could find traction in that wretched soil but it did. Then the blight spread. It consumed the whole village. They tried to burn it back. But all the people that worked the land, were lost. The brush supposedly consumed all who dared approach. This is nonsense. Rumor and heathen superstitions. This superstition claimed my own wife and child. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Believe me when I say this. If you're marked by the blight of Brannuck. Hmm. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) All will die. (GROWLING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Help, somebody! Help! Help! (GROWLING) Help, stop! (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) How'd he get all the way around there? I think I might know. It's about time you told us about this secret passage of yours. Where is it? It's in the walls. In the stairwell. Towards the cellar. You really do have a lot going on down there don't you? Anything else you'd like to tell us about? No. Nothing has changed. In fact we're better off. That clearly isn't a road to safety and some worthless, cowardly, pathetic shit sack has paid the price for such a discovery. (OMINOUS MUSIC) What is that? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He knows what I'm asking. (LAUGHS) You think that's funny? (GRUNTS) I suspect you'll enjoy pulling a bolt out of your cock a little less than your face. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He can understand me. It's not you that they want is it? They want that. Oh, oh you want me to do that bit now do you? Are you sure? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (GROWLING) Geez. Don't tell me this is what all the fuss is about? I mean, don't get me wrong they're pretty and everything, but I mean, if those splinter dicks outside want these, why don't we just give 'em to 'em. And we can just fuck off back to Brannuck and get home. Do you know what I mean, so? (GRUNTS) I'm inclined to agree with big nose here. We should just give it back to them and get out. That's exactly what we should do. It solves all of our problems, all at once. Why aren't we doing that? Why wouldn't we do that? It makes absolute... (EVERYONE TALKING OVER ONE ANOTHER) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) This cannot be returned to them. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) All will be lost. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) All will die. Bollocks. DAISY: Agreed. (GROANING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (PANTING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) TRANSLATOR: Any and all touched by the thorns of Brannuck. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Bastards. Tree bastards. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) We're all scratched, all wounded. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) With the talisman they control everything. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) TRANSLATOR: Body. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Body and soul. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Our wills will no longer be our own. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) To give up this thing would mean death to us all. Death? (BONES CRACKING) What's happening to them? TRANSLATOR: They must have been scratched. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (SCREECHING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Stop it. Rosalind. Rosalind no! (SCREECHING) (GROANING) (SCREECHING) (GROANING) (BONES CRACKING) (GROANS) AETHELED: Check the others. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) What are the north men gonna do with this thing? I've told you, they're gonna slay the Skilding and then take that talisman thing. No, we need the Skilding alive. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Yeah that's not gonna happen. Not, happen. Oh fucking great yeah. I mean even these three could take on a boat load of fucking north men. It's not like they're gonna take us with 'em are they? Yeah well, none of this matters if we die here, so. If we all just get together, we can hold these fuckers 'til at least the morning. And then in the morning this boat gets here. And we all want the boat right? I want the boat and then I can fuck off. They want the boat so they get their money. The birds wanna get the boat so they can, you know, sort out their family issues. And them fuzzy fuckers just wanna go home. I mean, let's just, how about 'til dawn yeah, we're family. That's fine by me. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Death by dawn. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Death by dawn! (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Oh for fucks sake. You're all fucking insane. You're fucking insane. (GROWLING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) Well shit. When should they get here? Three hours away, they're closer than they were before. That's an army. And those doors are not gonna hold them. Will your boats be here by then? I've found these slave traders disappointingly lax with their timekeeping. This secret passage, can we use it to get past them? What good will that do? Those beasts will chase us wherever we go. I have men nearby, I can send for help. Leave it out Ossy, enough to take on 1,000 of those fuckers out there? No. But enough to take on those outside the front door. Can we trust you to come back? Look, the way I see it, you stay here you definitely die. I leave, maybe you die. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) And if you do decide to come back, what about us? What does it matter? The tunnel is guarded by those beasts. Using it will mean your death. I have an idea about that. But first, I need those sacks you took from me. (OMINOUS MUSIC) I don't suppose you're talking about these beauties are you? Okay, we draw them away from the passage. That should buy enough time for our little Lord to slip away and find help. (OMINOUS MUSIC) What kind of fucking distraction are you thinking about? I've got an idea. Yeah, that should do it. (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) He says we more borrow it for a while, but he wants it back when he returns. Returns? (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) And you, he says he'll fight in case things get sticky out there. He's offering to go and help. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Are you ready? Your job is to get through that's it. They are good fighters, just do what you have to do. - I'll do what I have to. - I cannot be worrying about you as well as everything else. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Meet me at Fairfax. But I don't, but I don't want to leave. AETHELED: I'm going to be fine. Don't worry about me. I need you to be safe please. Just take care of Chloe. CHLOE: Are you ready? When I return. If I choose to return, I think it would be wise if you were somehow no longer here. You can't kill my guards and slaughter monks on my father's land and expect to get away with it. What of my sister? I think we're gonna have bigger fish to fry than the disappearance of a bunch of murderous harlots. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROWLING) Come on, come on, come on. (FLAME SIZZLES) (LAUGHS) You like that, you're gonna fucking love this. (EXPLOSION BOOMS) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (EXPLOSION BOOMS) DAISY: Alright, I can see them. (GROWLING) (EXPLOSION BOOMS) Only got a few of these left. (FLAME SIZZLES) Wow, this is amaz... (EXPLOSION BOOMS) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (LAUGHING) (GROWLING) (EXPLOSION BOOMS) TRANSLATOR: I've got one left. Okay, they're away. Good, get inside. (GROWLING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (GROWLING) Where'd you get these things? God knows, I got 'em from a traveler I think, who suffered from a mild case of pro-lapse. Did they make it? Yeah, yeah it seems so. Do you reckon Ossy's boys will get out alright? I hope so. Yeah well listen, I don't wanna be a dick or nothing, but considering the real possibility his Lordship is a bit of a cock right, we need an alternate plan, yeah? So what I'm thinking is, we don't spaz when that thing goes together, like the rest of 'em. And those splinter cocks outside they really want it badly alright, so here's the deal right. I'll nick it, you deliver it to 'em, yeah? Alright. Thank you, thank you. No, no, no, thank you. Ow. (OMINOUS MUSIC) DAISY: Looks like our lute player will be playing the harp from now on. AETHELED: Are you sure she got through? I think so. Alright lads. Um, yeah see ya. (PANTING) No, no luck? Of course I got 'em. The woman watches me too closely. Don't worry about that now, I'll cause a little distraction and you two can slip off. (DISTANT SCREAMING) No, no. (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (GROWLING) (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) No, no, get out of my way. No, no! (SOBBING) (GROWLING) (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) Get out of my way! DAISY: There's nothing you can do. Get out of my way. (GROWLING) - I've got to save her. - You can't do anything. (GROWLING) (GROANING) (TALKING DROWNED OU BY MELANCHOLY MUSIC) (GROANING) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) (SCREECHING) (GROANING) (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) (TREE CRACKING) (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) (SCREECHING) (GROWLING) (ARROW THUDS) (GROWLS) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) (BONES CRACKING) (GROWLING) (SCREECHING) (GROWLING) (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) TRANSLATOR: The thing the north men carried is missing. Where's your naked friend? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROWLING) (SOBBING) Oh he's got it out there. TRANSLATOR: We're all fucked. You've done this. This is your doing. Quiet. You bastard. You've killed us all. - Oi. - You've killed us all. You fuck. Get your fucking hands off me. TRANSLATOR: You fucking stink man. Fuck you, we were supposed to working together. I'm doing something here. Bigger plans. (OMINOUS MUSIC) Fucking got you, you cunt. You stupid fat fuck. (SHOUTING DROWNED OU BY DRAMATIC MUSIC) (LAUGHING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) One of them's gone. One of 'em. Think about it yeah. What's next? You. Fucking cock. (OMINOUS MUSIC) One down. (GROWLING) (SCREECHING) I don't think the brother was as cautious when leaving this place as the Lord. (GROWLING) They're found the hatch. (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GROWLING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) DAISY: The best thing we can do now is to go down fighting. Aetheled are you with us? Aetheled? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (ARROW THUDS) (GROANING) (ARROW THUDS) The cart. (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (ARROW THUDS) (SCREECHING) (GROWLING) (ARROW THUDS) (SCREECHES) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROANING) (GROWLING) (GROANING) Where the hell where you earlier on? This is for my family! (GROWLS) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (GROANING) (LAUGHING) (BLOOD SQUELCHING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROANS) (GROANS) (ARROW THUDS) (SCREAMS) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (ARROW THUDS) (GROANS) (GROANING) (SCREECHING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (BLOOD SQUELCHES) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (GROWLING) (EXPLOSION BOOMS) (GROANING) (SCREECHING) Head for the tunnel. Everyone out. (GROANS) (LAUGHING) (ARROW THUDS) So what do you want? Do you want me to beg? Do you want me to beg? (GROANING) (LAUGHING) I want you dead, you son of a bitch. (ARROW THUDS) Come on, we've got to go. (GROANING) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (SCREECHING) Boat it is then. (UPLIFTING MUSIC) (MELANCHOLY MUSIC) I hear this belongs to you. (GRUNTS) How could I forget you big man? How long do you think 'til that gets here? 20 minutes, half hour at the most. There's about 11 or 12 on there. My friend here has some questions for Skilding. In your expert opinion, as man accustomed to taking things, if we continued our alliance for a little while longer, do you think you can take that? I dunno. (GROWLING) But it does look like a very nice boat. (UPLIFTING MUSIC) (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) |
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