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Villa Rides (1968)
[DRUMS AND CYMBALS]
[MUSICAL WHISTLING] [PROPELLER HUMMING] KEEP THE LINE! HOLD! [TIRE BLOWS] [SHUTS OFF ENGINE] [HORSES GALLOPING] Officer: BRING OVER THE MULES! WELCOME, SENOR. MAY WE REMOVE THE GUN? CERTAINLY, SERGEANT, YOU MAY. OK. CAPTAIN FRANCISCO RAMIREZ AT YOUR ORDERS, SIR. MY GENERAL'S COMPLIMENTS, SIR. AND MINE TO HIM, SIR. LEE ARNOLD. HURRY UP! WE HAVEN' T GOT ALL DAY! MY PLEASURE, MR. ARNOLD. YOUR HEALTH. AND YOURS. [FOOTSTEPS] 10 GUNS, MY CAPTAIN. Officer: PREPARE TO MOVE OUT! 20,000 PESOS IN GOLD. WE NEED EVERY GUN WE CAN GET AGAINST THIS VILLA. YOU MEAN HE FIGHTS THAT WELL? HE'S A TERRIBLE FIGHTER. THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH HIM. PANCHO VILLA... CRAWLS OU FROM UNDER HIS ROCK, SHOOTS YOU IN THE BACK, ROBS YOU, AND THEN RUNS AND HIDES AGAIN. HE'S A MENACE TO MEXIC O, BELIEVE ME. CAPTAIN... Officer: GROUP IS ALL READY, SIR. YOU SUPPOSE I COULD BORROW A COUPLE OF YOUR MEN TO GET THE WHEEL BACK ON MY PLANE? I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE OFF. MY REGRETS, MR. ARNOLD, BUT MY GENERAL HAS ORDERED ME TO RETURN WITH THESE GUNS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. FIRST VILLAGE SOUTH OF US IS CHUPADERO. THEY HAVE AN EXCELLENT BLACKSMITH. HE FORGED CAISSON UNDERPINNINGS FOR VILLA, SO I'M SURE HE CAN HELP YOU. [MULE FOOTSTEPS] MY REGRETS, MR. ARNOLD, BUT IT'S THE BES I CAN OFFER. I'LL TAKE IT. ONE OTHER THING... THE VILLAGERS--THEY'RE WHAT WE CALL PACIFICOS. THEY DON'T FIGHT FOR HIM, BU THEY'RE SYMPATHETIC TO VILLA. IT WOULD BE WISE NO TO TELL 'EM WHY YOU ARE HERE. [SIGHS] Officer: GROUP, FORWARD... MARCH! THEY WON'T HURT YOU, MR. ARNOLD. JUST DON'T STAY TOO LONG, THAT'S ALL. SO, FIX YOUR AIRPLANE, COME BACK, AND FLY FOR US. MUCH MORE MONEY. Capt. Ramirez: HAH! [EXCITED YELLING] THIS IS MR. ARNOLD. HE'S A GRINGO FROM EL PASO, HE FLIES IN THE AIR, AND I AM TAKING HIM TO THE BLACKSMITH. HE'S A GRINGO FROM EL PASO. FINA, I AM TAKING HIM TO SEE YOUR FATHER. [CHILDREN YELLING] ...AND I AM TAKING HIM TO THE BLACKSMITH. THIS IS MR. ARNOLD. HE'S A GRINGO FROM EL PASO, AND I AM TAKING HIM TO THE BLACKSMITH. HO... I'M THE BLACKSMITH. MR. ARNOLD, THIS IS LUIS GONZALES. HOW DO YOU DO? MOVE! HEY, HEY. AHH. HEY, GET AWAY FROM THERE. YOU WANT I TO BITE YOU? YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN AN AIRPLANE BEFORE? WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OH, I AM SORRY, SENOR ARNOLD, BUT NOTHING MORE CAN BE DONE TILL TOMORROW. BUT THIS ISN' EXACTLY MY AIRPLANE. YOU SEE, I JUST, UH, BORROWED IT KIND OF, AND IF I DON' GET IT BACK-- SENOR ARNOLD, DO NOT WORRY. YOU MAY NOT BE AT HOME, BUT TONIGHT YOU WILL BE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. COME. BUT HE'LL COME LOOKIN'-- COME. COME. COME. COME. SOMETHING DISPLEASES YOU, MR. ARNOLD? OH, NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. JUST GREAT. COFFEE, MR. ARNOLD? PLEASE. FINA, COFFEE. CIGARETTE. ALLOW ME. OH, NO. HO HO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BONITO? Luis: IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, MR. ARNOLD, IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN' T HAVE ENGINE TROUBLE A LITTLE EARLIER. YOU MISSED A GREAT MOMEN IN THE LIFE OF OUR VILLAGE. PANCHO VILLA CAME HERE TODAY. WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM. YOU KNOW, FROM THE STATES, HE'S JUST KNOWN AS A BANDIT. Luis: NO, NO. PANCHO VILLA IS NO LONGER A BANDIT. HE'S NOT? Bonito: NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HE--HE IS FIGHTING FOR THE REVOLUTION. THE COLORADOS, THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE REVOLUTION. THEYARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR PRESIDENT MADERO. THAT'S, UH, TYPICAL OF THE COLORADOS. [LAUGHING] YOU ARE A WISE MAN, MR. ARNOLD. BELIEVE ME, IF YOU EVER SEE SOLDIERS UNDER A RED FLAG, RIDE THE OTHER WAY. THE COLORADOS ARE THE CRUELEST MEN IN MEXICO. Luis: IS GOOD? IT'S VERY GOOD. [LAUGHS] BONITO, WAKE UP. LOOK. ISN'T THAT MY SHIR FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER? MUST BE. THOSE ARE MY PANTS. WELL, DON'T JUST SI HERE. GO AND GET THEM! WHAT DO YOU EXPEC TO WEAR TOMORROW, WEEDS? PULL, BURRO! PULL! HEY, HEY! IT WORKED! [LAUGHING] YES, IT WORKED. ? IT'S GOOD, HUH GOOD? THAT'S BETTER THAN GOOD. IT'S THE BEST. AY, COMPADRE. [FAKES WINCE] [LAUGHING] HOW CAN I PAY YOU? NOTHING! YOU ARE MY FRIEND. YOU ARE MY GUEST. [LAUGHING] NOW... WHERE I COME FROM... WHEN YOU'RE A GUEST... YOU HAVE TO BRING A HOUSE GIFT. THAT'S THE WAY. SO... FOR THE HOUSE. [LAUGHTER] MR. ARNOLD, THIS IS YOUR HOUSE ALWAYS. I BELIEVE I'D LIKE THAT. [ROOSTER CROWS] TROOP FORWARD! FORWARD! [GALLOPING] COLORADOS! [CLOSES DOORS] STAY UPSTAIRS! LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU! COLORADOS! JUAN, NO. NO. LISTEN, THEY KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE FOR VILLA. ONE OF US MUST DIE, BUT NOT BOTH, NOT YET. YOU UNDERSTAND ME? YOU PROMISE YOUR FATHER. NOW HURRY. RUN. HURRY! [VILLAGERS SCREAMING] [GUNSHOT] [SCREAMS] [GUNSHOT] [YELLING] [GUNSHOTS] [POUNDING] [GUNSHOTS] [WOMEN SCREAMING] [COLORADOS YELLING] THEY SAY THAT YOU EMBRACED THE BANDIT VILLA. FOR CAPTAIN RAMIREZ... IS THERE NO EMBRACE FOR HIM? [SCREAMING IN PAIN] THAT'S NOT SO NICE. I WARNED YOU NOT TO STAY TOO LONG, DIDN'T I? ALMOST VERY LUCKY, BUT YOU'LL STILL HAVE TO DO IT MY WAY. TAKE HIM, TOO. [FOOTSTEPS] WAIT. [POUNDING] ALL RIGHT. WOMEN OUT. [GRUNTING] NO. [MOANING] [CRIES] [HEAVY BREATHING] I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FOOL WITH YOU. [SCREAMS] UGH! [SCREAMS] [WHIMPERING] MAYBE I-- MAYBE I DO HAVE TIME! [CRYING] NO. [CRYING] [YELLING] Colorado: BRING THEM OVER HERE! THE PRISONERS... BRING THEM OVER HERE! WAIT A MINUTE. JUST A DAMN MINUTE, SOLDIER! Second Colorado: COME ON. ALL OF YOU, INTO THE SQUARE. MOVE! MOVE! TOO MANY GUNS. GOTTA TELL VILLA. [HORSE NEIGHS] [WHISTLING AND SHOUTING] [GASPS] [SCREAMS] [CHOKING] [CRYING] ALL RIGHT, YOU STUPID PEOPLE. NOW WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON. YOU DON'T LISTEN. THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH YOU. YOU'RE ALL ASLEEP. YOUR MIND IS SOMEWHERE ELSE. YOU DON'T LISTEN! SO YOU'VE GO TO LEARN THE HARD WAY. WITH YOUR PERMISSION, MY CHIEF, HMM? THE COLORADO CAPTAIN, HE'S HANGING EVERYBODY. WE DON'T MOVE SOON, THERE WILL BE NO ONE LEFT. NOT YET. Capt. Ramirez: YOU THINK YOUR PRESIDENT MADERO IS SUCH A GREAT MAN. ALL FOR THE PEONS. HE'S NOT FOR YOU. WE'RE FOR YOU! [SCREAMING] [CHOKING] Capt. Ramirez: I'LL TELL YOU, PRESIDENT MADERO'S A COWARD, A COWARD WHO ACCEPTS THE SUPPORT OF A THIEF AND A MURDERING BANDIT, PANCHO VILLA! HE'S AFRAID NOT TO! WHY ISN'T YOUR HERO HERE TO HELP YOU NOW? Capt. Ramirez: I'LL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE HE'S OFF ROBBING OTHER PEONS. THAT'S WHY! THEY'RE BOTH ROBBING YOU, YOU STUPID PEOPLE! WHY DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE WHO ROB YOU?! Capt. Ramirez: THESE MEN UP HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, DON'T YOU? [HUMMING] THEY'RE TRAITORS! THEY DO FAVORS FOR PANCHO VILLA. [VILLAGERS HUMMING LA CUCARACHA] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! [HUMMING GETS LOUDER] Capt. Ramirez: HUH? [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING] [GUNSHOTS] OUT! AAH! HOLD IT. [GUNFIRE CEASES] [BELL TOLLING] [TOLLING STOPS] [WOMAN PRAYING IN SPANISH] LUIS GONZALES... ON MY HORSE. URBINA. Urbina: MY CHIEF? POST SENTRIES. EXCUSE ME, MY CHIEF. WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE OFFICERS? THE OFFICERS? HANG THEM. [FINA SOBBING] THE COLORADO CAPTAIN RAMIREZ. MY CHIEF SENDS ME TO SAY YOUR HUSBAND IS IN THE CHURCH. MY CHIEF SENDS ME TO SAY... HE GRIEVES WITH YOU FOR YOUR HUSBAND AND THAT YOUR HUSBAND WAS A GREAT HEART. I SAY THIS FOR MYSELF, TOO, SENORA GONZALES. YOU, GRINGO. WHO, ME? DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER GRINGOS AROUND HERE? [HORSES APPROACHING] URBINA. MY CHIEF. READ ME WHAT THE GUNS SAY. "PROPERTY OF... MUNITIONS COMPANY OF..." [SPITS] "EL PASO." YOU KNOW... I THINK SOMEBODY'S BEEN RUNNING GUNS TO OUR ENEMY. GRINGO GUNS. I THINK SO. HEY, GRINGO. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A... GUNRUNNING SON-OF-A-BITCH GRINGO AROUND HERE, HAVE YOU? [HORSE APPROACHING] SAY SOMETHING, GRINGO. WHAT CAN I SAY? WHATEVER IS IN YOUR HEART. RAISE YOUR HANDS. THIS IS YOUR HEART. URBINA. MY CHIEF. PUT HIM WITH THE COLORADOS. PLEASE. [PRISONERS TALKING LOW] QUIET. I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU. Prisoners: NO! LET ME EXPLAIN THINGS. YOU SEE THIS WALL? IF YOU RUN REAL FAS AND CLIMB OVER THIS WALL, YOU CAN GO FREE. [PRISONERS SHOUTING] DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH, BECAUSE I AM A VERY BAD SHOT. WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS? YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU? BUT YOU WOULDN' WANT THAT, CHIEF. IF ONE COLORADO GETS OVER THAT WALL BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A LOADED GUN IN MY HAND, I WILL SHOOT YOU. YES, CHIEF. NO. NO! NO! POR DIOS! 5 THIS TIME. Prisoners: NO! NO. NO, NO, NO. NO, NOT ME! NO! [GUNSHOT] 5 MORE. [GUNSHOT] CHIEF, CHIEF! RUN. WALK, THEN. Villa: WAIT, FIERRO. YOU KNOW, THAT AIRPLANE... IT COULD TELL US WHERE THE COLORADOS ARE BEFORE THE COLORADOS KNOW WHERE WE ARE. THAT'S RIGHT. AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FLY THAT AIRPLANE. IT CAN BE VERY USEFUL TO YOU. VERY USEFUL. FIERRO... YOU THINK THE GRINGO WANTS TO FLY FOR US? I'LL FLY FOR YOU. I HOPE HE CAN FLY BETTER THAN HE CAN WALK. I'LL FLY IT FOR YOU, BUT I WANT SOMETHING. WHAT? I WANT TO BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT. I DON'T THINK HE' LL LET YOU DO THAT. WELL, LET THESE MEN GO. ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY? HOW-- ALL OF THEM! THEIR OFFICERS ARE DEAD. THEY CAN'T HURT YOU. THEY DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE. NO. JUST ONE. ONE? ONE. PICK HIM. GO ON, GRINGO. IT'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAVE ONE LIFE. GO AHEAD. YOU PICK HIM. LET ONE GO. URBINA, A HORSE FOR THE GRINGO. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Fierro: 5 MORE. [GUNSHOTS] YOU KNOW, YOU AMAZE ME, GRINGO. YOU RUN GUNS, AND YOU DON' CARE WHO GETS KILLED, SO LONG AS YOU GET PAID AND YOU DON' HAVE TO WATCH. MUST BE A TERRIBLE THING TO KILL MEN WITHOUT HATING THEM. [GUNSHOTS] [PLAYING MARIACHI SONG] CLEAR, CLEAR, CLEAR. PUT IT ON THE TABLE. URBINA. YES, MY CHIEF? GET ME SOME WIRE OUT OF THAT PIANO. YES, IMMEDIATELY, MY CHIEF. HEY. [PIANO WIRES SNAPPING] WHERE YOU GOING? I'VE BEEN TOLD THE VILLAGERS, THEY WILL FIGH WITH YOU NOW. THE WOMEN? THE WOMEN, THEY WILL FOLLOW THE MEN. YOU SEE? BRING THIS OUTSIDE. I'LL GE THE MOUNT READY. YES, CHIEF. WHAT DID HE MEAN, "YOU SEE?" WELL, IT IS LIKE THIS. OUR CHIEF LET THE COLORADOS HAVE THEIR WAY WITH THE VILLAGERS FOR A WHILE BEFORE WE ATTACKED. YOU MEAN TO SAY HE WAS HERE IN TIME TO PREVENT IT? WELL...IT IS LIKE THIS. THE VILLAGERS, WELL, THEY LOVE MY CHIEF, AND THEY LOVE MEXICO, BUT THEY DIDN'T HATE H ER ENEMIES ENOUGH TO FIGHT. NOW THEY DO. PABLO, MIGUEL, ANTONIO, OUT! [GUITAR PLAYING SOFTLY] AY, YI. I SWEAR, EVER SINCE WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING, MY HORSE GETS MORE THAN I DO. YOUR HORSE HAS MORE TO OFFER THAN YOU DO. AAH! UNH! JUST A DAMN MINUTE-- Fierro: LET HER GO. AH, WHAT THE HELL. [MUSIC STOPS] YOU GO OUTSIDE AND DIE. WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS? WHAT HAPPENED? THAT ONE WITH THE FOUL MOUTH WANTED HER FOR HIS WOMAN. SO? SHE DIDN'T WANT HI M. I TOOK CARE OF IT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. WHILE YOU WERE TEACHING THE VILLAGERS TO HATE THIS AFTERNOON, SHE WAS BEING RAPED BY CAPTAIN RAMIREZ, SO SHE DOESN'T WAN ANY MAN TONIGHT. IT MAY JUST BE POSSIBLE THAT SHE FEELS THAT NO DECENT MAN WANTS HER. IT WASN'T JUS THAT SOLDIER, YOU KNOW. IT WAS YOU, TOO. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE. YOU MIGHT JUST AS WELL HAVE RAPED HER YOURSELF. URBINA. Urbina: YES, MY CHIEF? GET A PRIEST. WHAT PRIEST? ANY PRIEST. JUST GET ONE. AND SO, MY CHILDREN... I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. Men: VIVA VILLA! URBINA, FIERRO, LET'S, UH, FIX THE CANNON. [GUITAR PLAYING, MAN SINGING] GOOD MORNING. NOT GOOD. WHAT? I SAID, "NOT GOOD." WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? DON'T YOU UNDERSTA ND THE LANGUAGE OF MEN? NOT GOOD. HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THE WIFE? THIS IS MY WIFE... AND MY MISTRESS. DON'T YOU FORGET IT, GRINGO. PLANE READY? PLANE'S READY. IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THA IN THE MORNING? MY CHIEF RECEIVED A TELEGRAM. HE IS NO TO ATTACK PARRAL. GENERAL HUERTA IS TO ATTACK PARRAL. [SPITS] BUT AREN'T THEY BO TH FIGHTING FOR MADERO? VILLA FIGHTS FOR MADERO AND MEXICO. HUERTA, I THINK FIGHTS FOR...HUERTA. AH. Villa: WAIT. FIERRO IS GOING WITH YOU. WHAT? NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. NOT WITH-- CHIEF, IT'S TOUGH ENOU GH UP THERE AS IT IS. NOW, YOU GO UP THERE ALONE, YOU COULD FLY AWAY. YOU TRY THA WITH FIERRO... FIERRO WILL SHOOT YOU. OH? AND WITHOUT A PILOT, WHAT'S FIERRO GONNA DO? FIERRO WILL SHOOT YOU. FIERRO. FIERRO, YOU GO WITH HIM. NO. FIERRO... WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"? I MEAN...NO. NO! WELL, WHY NOT? BECAUSE... BECAUSE I DON'T THINK HE IS A GOOD PILOT. YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. NO? IF HE IS NO GOOD, YOU SHOOT HIM AND FLY IT YOURSELF. ME? WHY, ANY CHILD COULD LEARN HOW TO FLY ONE OF THESE THINGS. AHH, YOU THINK SO? YES. YOU COULD FLY THIS? OF COURSE. THEN FLY IT. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? YOU CAN'T FLY THIS THING. YOU TEACH ME. NOW. CHIEF, IT TAKES YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO FLY AN AIRPLANE. YOU'LL PROBABLY-- YOU'LL CRACK UP BEFORE YOU GET I OFF THE GROUND. T. YOU BETTER HOPE I DON' THIS MACHINE IS ALL THAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE. TEACH GOOD. THAT'S FINE. NOW, WE'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE MAGNETO ANYMORE, CHIEF. NOW WE'RE LOOKING AT THE ALTIMETER. THE WHAT? ALTIMETER. ALTIMETER. THAT'S RIGHT. ALTIMETER. RIGHT. HURRY! I'LL TELL YOU WHA , CHIEF. LET'S TRY THE WHOL E THING ONE MORE TI-- NOW, GRINGO. RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. MAGNETO SET? Villa: YEAH. [STOPS ENGINE] HA HA! VIVA VILLA! [ALL CHEERING] VIVA VILLA! [FIRING GUNS IN THE AIR] DON'T DO THIS! I DON'T LIKE IT. I WILL SHOOT YOU. THIS IS PARRAL, AND... THIS IS PARRAL. THIS IS WHERE WE ARE. AND RIGHT HERE... THERE'S A TROOP TRAIN FULL OF TROOPS COMING TOWARD US. MAYBE 400. WHO COOKED THIS? ME, CHIEF. NO, YOU DIDN'T. NO, I DIDN'T. COOK IT. YEAH, CHIEF. THIS IS PARRAL. THIS IS US. AND THE TRAIN... HEADED NORTH. YET THE COLORADOS KNOW THAT HUERTA IS SOUTH. NOW, THEY HAVE TO HOLD PARRAL TO CONTROL ALL THE SUPPLY LINES. YET THEY SEND A TRAIN FULL OF TROOPS ON A RIDE, NOT SOUTH TOWARD HUERTA, BUT NORTH TOWARD US. WORRIES ME. THEY ARE NOT AFRAID OF HUERTA. WORRIES ME. MY ORDERS SAY DON'T ATTACK PARRAL, LEAVE IT TO HUERTA. HUERTA HAS AN ARMY IN FRONT OF PARRAL, YET HE WON'T MAKE A MOVE TO TAKE IT. THE ORDERS DON'T SAY Y OU CAN'T TAKE THE TRAIN. 400 COLORADOS. YOU'RE RIGHT, CHIEF. THAT'S TOO MANY. TOO MANY? NOT WITH YOUR HELP. MY HELP? NO, NO, CHIEF. I'VE DONE MY JOB. IT'S ALL UP TO YOU FROM NOW ON. RAWHIDE, PIECES OF IRON, DYNAMITE-- WE LIGHT THEM, THROW THEM AT THE ENEMY, BAROOM! YOU'RE GOING TO DROP THEM ON THE COLORADOS. FROM THE AIR. NO, NO, NO, CHIEF. NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. AN AIRPLANE IS NO USED FOR FIGHTING. IT'S JUST TO DETERMINE THE SIZE AND THE STRENGTH OF THE ENEMY. WHO SAID? WELL, UH, IT JUS ISN'T DONE, CHIEF. WHY NOT? WELL, IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU GOTTA LIGH THOSE THINGS IN THE AIR IN AN OPEN COCKPIT. SMOKE CIGARS. WELL, EVEN IF YOU COULD DO THAT, THEY'D EXPLODE LONG BEFORE THEY HIT THE GROUND. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT, CHIEF. YES, THERE IS. FLY LOW. CHIEF, I SAID I'D FLY, NOT FIGHT. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? ABOUT $20,000. IN ORDER TO DO THAT, I'VE GOTTA FLY REAL LOW. THEY COULD KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A ROCK. THAT'S A PRETTY EXPENSIVE AIRPLANE. Fierro: WHY DO YOU ARGUE WITH HIM? IT'S ALWAYS A QUESTION OF MONEY WITH YOU, ISN'T IT, GRINGO? WELL, JUST LIKE YOU, CHIEF. FIRST A BANDIT, AND THEN LATER WHEN I BECOME A BIG ENOUGH BANDIT, THEY MIGHT CALL ME A HERO, AN IDEALIST, JUST LIKE YOU. YOU'LL GET PAID. HOW MUCH? 25 PESOS FOR EVERY COLORADO YOU KILL. P. THAT'S PRETTY CHEA LOOK, GRINGO, THIS IS A CHEAP WAR. NEXT YEAR, I'LL HAVE MORE MONEY, WE'LL HAVE A BIGGER WAR. ALL RIGHT? OK. ALL CLEAR! COME ON! [AIRPLANE APPROACHING] RAPIDO! Riders: VIVA MEXICO! VIVA-- Fina: BONITO. YOU, YOU, AND YOU, OVER HERE. LINE UP. GO LIKE THIS. GOOD, GOOD, VERY GOOD. IT WORKS. 3 MORE. NOW WE CAN TAKE PARRAL. BUT, CHIEF, WITH YOUR PERMISSION, DIDN' GENERAL HUERTA SAY NOT TO ATTACK PARRAL? NOT TO ATTACK PARRAL. HE DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T GO THERE. SEND A MESSAGE TO THE HEADQUARTERS IN PARRAL. WE ARE UNDER HEAVY ATTACK BY... PANCHO VILLA. REQUEST PERMISSION TO RETURN AT ONCE. SIGNED JOSE OCHOA, MAJOR, COMMANDING. YOU SAW WHA HIS PLANE CAN DO. I WANT YOU TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM. HIS MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SAT ON HIM WHEN HE WAS BORN. I DON'T LIKE HIM. DO I LIKE HUERTA? NO. BUT HE'S HELPING ME WIN THE WAR. I THINK. HEY, FIERRO, I'M NO ASKING YOU TO MARRY HIM. JUST MAKE HIM HAPPY. WE DON'T NEED HIM. NO? NO. YOU COULD FLY THE PLANE. ME? SURE. ANY CHILD COULD FLY IT. I WILL DO AS YOU SAY. HEH. JORGE. YEAH, CHIEF? WHO COOKED THIS? ME, CHIEF. . NO, YOU DIDN' NO, I DIDN'T. COOK IT! [COINS CLINK] HELLO, GRINGO. FOR YOU. VILLA SAYS YOU DID VERY WELL. IS SOMETHING WRONG? ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU FIGHT FOR? I DON'T FIGHT FOR FUN. MAYBE YOU THINK IT'S NOT REAL. LOOK. IT'S REAL. VERY REAL, MY FRIEND. I MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, D. BUT I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE I'M YOUR FRIEN I'M TRYING TO LIKE YOU, GRINGO. STOP FOR INSPECTION. INSPECT YOUR MOTHER. SWITCH US TO THE STATION IMMEDIATELY, LIEUTENANT. AH, SWITCH, NO. MY ORDERS ARE TO INSPECT-- DO THAT FIRST, PANCHO VILLA WILL BE SHOOTING FURROWS UP AND DOWN YOUR SPINE. PANCHO VILLA? PANCHO VILLA. [SHOUTING IN SPANISH] VIVA VILLA! VIVA VILLA! VIVA VILLA! VIVA VILLA! VILLA HAS TAKEN PARRAL. HE DIDN'T ATTACK. HE DIDN'T FIRE A SINGLE SHOT. THE CITY FELL INTO HIS ARMS. HEH HEH. LIKE A WOMAN. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO UNHAPPY, MAJOR? THIS IS A GREAT VICTORY FOR OUR COUNTRY, FOR PRESIDENT MADERO, FOR THE REVOLUTION. IS IT NOT? YES, MY GENERAL. THEN LOOK HAPPY. COLONEL, DETACH YOUR TROOP TRANSPORT CARS. I WANT TO BE IN PARRAL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. BUT GENERAL HUERTA-- YES? WITH YOUR PERMISSION, ISN'T IT DANGEROUS TO FACE VILLA WITHOUT YOUR ARMY? DO YOU THINK IT'S LESS DANGEROUS TO FACE VILLA WITH MY ARMY? THE ONE PREDICTABLE THING ABOUT PANCHO VILLA... IS THAT HE WILL OBEY PRESIDENT MADERO. AND I HOLD ORDERS FROM MADERO. YES, MY GENERAL. GRINGO. YOU GE THE MONEY? I GOT IT, YEAH. DON'T GO, GRINGO. DON'T GO. STAY WITH ME. YOU FOUGHT WELL TODAY. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SENORITA? MY NAME IS EMILITA, MY GENERAL. EMILITA? MM-HMM. EMILITA AND PANCHO. SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL. THINK ABOUT IT. CHIEF. YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. CHIEF. BUT I HAVE A MAN, MY GENERAL. YOU'RE MARRIED? NO. HEY, CHIEF! THEN IT MUST BE THAT HE DOESN' LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. BUT I LOVE YOU. AND I WILL MARRY YOU. URBINA, GET A PRIEST. OHH! [TALKING AT ONCE] SEE, GRINGO, ALL WOMEN WANT TO GET MARRIED, NO MATTER WHA THEY SAY, RIGHT? NOW, YOU KNOW AND I KNOW THAT THESE MARRIAGES DON'T MEAN A THING. I DIDN'T KNOW. BUT I MAKES THEM HAPPY. IT'S THE 11th TIME FOR ME, I THINK. THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO IS MAKE THEM HAPPY. THERE IS NO HARM IN THAT. AND SO NOW, MY CHILDREN, I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. [CHEERING] VIVA VILLA! VIVA VILLA! YOU REALLY GOTTA HAND I TO THAT FELLOW, THOUGH. YES, SIR, YOU'VE REALLY GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM. HAND HIM WHAT? PANCHO VILLA IS A BANDIT, A BIGAMIST, AND A BARBARIAN. IT TAKES MORE THAN DUMB LUCK TO TURN THA INTO A NATIONAL HERO. THE CHILI PICKER'S GOT BRAINS. I MAY HAVE STEPPED INTO A MANURE PILE, BUT I JUST MIGHT COME UP WITH THE GOLDEN HORSESHOE. ONE OF THESE DAYS, THAT MAN'S GONNA OWN THIS COUNTRY. HE DOESN'T WAN TO OWN THE COUNTRY. HE DOESN'T? NO. HE WANTS THE PEOPLE TO OWN IT. AFTER ALL YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT HE'S FOR THE PEOPLE? N. HE'S A GOOD MA HOW 'BOUT ME? AM I A GOOD MAN, TOO? YES. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, HONEY. I'M AS GOOD A MAN AS VILLA, AND THAT'S NOT SAYING A HELL OF A LO FOR EITHER ONE OF US. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE. Gen. Huerta: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. WHY? TELL HIM TO STAND UP. STAND UP WHEN YOU ADDRESS THE GENERAL, DAMN YOU. I AM GENERAL HUERTA OF MADERO'S REPUBLICAN ARMY. GET COLONEL VILLA. WHO? COLONEL FRANCISCO VILLA. HE IS TO TURN PARRAL OVER TO ME, BY ORDER OF PRESIDENT MADERO. YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW, WHERE IS VILLA? GET HIM! OHH! HE'S NOT HERE. I WILL FIND HIM FOR YOU, THOUGH. . BUT I WARN YOU, HE'S VERY HARD TO FIND I WILL TRY. COME ON. YOU'RE TAKING ME TO MADERO. WHAT? HURRY UP. GET YOUR PANTS ON. HOW? WELL, FIRST ONE LEG, THEN THE OTHER. WHERE IS MADERO? MEXICO CITY. MEXICO... WHAT ABOU THE GASOLINE? DON'T WORRY ABOU THE GASOLINE. WHERE IS HE? IN THE ANTEROOM, MY PRESIDENT. EXCUSE ME. PANCHO, MY FRIEND, CONGRATULATIONS. WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL. HAVE YOU EATEN? ARE YOU HUNGRY? NO, THANK YOU, MY PRESIDENT. I'LL EAT LATER. COME WITH ME. WELL...WHAT IS IT? T. DON'T MAKE ME DO I DO WHAT? DON'T MAKE ME GIVE PARRAL TO GENERAL HUERTA. PANCHO, THIS IS DANGEROUS. WHAT IS DANGEROUS? YOUR CONFLICT WITH HUERTA. HOW COULD I HAVE A CONFLICT WITH HIM? I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE MAN. NOR DID ANYONE ELSE IN PARRAL, UNTIL AFTER I TOOK THE CITY. THEN HE CAME. CAME. PANCHO, PLEASE DON' MISUNDERSTAND ME. I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, VERY HAPPY, BUT... YOU HAVE JUST CREATED A TERRIBLE PROBLEM. OH? YOU DON' WANT PARRAL? OF COURSE I DO. E, BUT WHEN HUERTA FINDS OU THAT YOU'VE COME DIRECTLY TO M HE WILL THINK THAT YOU AND I ARE PLOTTING BEHIND HIS BACK... AND THAT'S DANGEROUS. WHO THE HELL IS HUERTA, ANYWAY? DID HE WIN PARRAL? NO! HE'S NO GOOD. HE DRINKS. HE'S NOT FOR YOU, JUST FOR HIMSELF. DON'T PUT ME UNDER HIS COMMAND. GENERAL HUERTA IS HEAD OF THE REPUBLICAN ARMY. WHAT ELSE COULD I DO? I GAVE HIM MY WORD. WHAT ABOU YOUR WORD TO ME? DON'T YOU OWE ME SOMETHING? I TOOK PARRAL FOR YOU, NOT HUERTA. NO NATION CAN HAVE 2 ARMIES. UNDER HUERTA, ONE ARMY IS ONE TOO MANY. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU HAVE AGAINST HUERTA? I DON'T THINK HE'S LOYAL TO YOU. YOU PERSONALLY KNOW THAT GENERAL HUERTA PLANS TO OVERTHROW THE REVOLUTION? NO, MY PRESIDENT. HAS ANYONE INDICATED TO YOU, EVEN BY RUMOR, THAT HE HAS SUCH PLANS? NO, MY PRESIDENT. THEN WHAT? COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. SPEAK UP. GET OUT OF HERE. GET BACK TO YOUR PEOPLE. FACTS. I WANT FACTS. GET OU OF THIS FANCY PALACE. GIVE ME PROOF. I CANNOT GIVE YOU PROOF, BUT I KNOW. I CAN SMELL IT. I KNOW! PANCHO, DO YOU THINK THAT... THAT I AM BETRAYING THE REVOLUTION? NO, BUT... HOW CAN YOU TRUST HUERTA AND NOT ME? YOU'RE MY PRESIDENT. I ASK YOU ONLY ONE THING: DON'T TRUST HIM. EVERYONE IS NOT LIKE YOU. MY FRIEND, IT'S VERY MUCH BETTER THAT I DIE A FOOL, TRUSTING TOO MUCH, THAN LIVE A TYRANT, TRUSTING NO ONE AT ALL. MEXICO'S HAD ENOUGH OF THOSE. OH, PANCHO, THIS IS JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS. ONCE AGAIN, I'M ASKING FOR YOUR HELP. IT'S ESSENTIAL TO ME TO HAVE YOUR PROMISE THAT YOU'LL OBEY GENERAL HUERTA AS YOU OBEY ME. YOU'RE TOO GOOD. THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. HAVE I YOUR PROMISE? YES, MY PRESIDENT. I PROMISE. AND SO, GENTLEMEN, TOMORROW AT FIRST LIGHT, WE WILL INITIATE OUR ATTACK ON CONEJOS. YOU, COLONEL VILLA, WILL HAVE THE HONOR OF LEADING YOUR FORCES ON THE PRIMARY ASSAULT. MAJOR EBANIAS WILL HOLD THE RIGHT WING, MAJOR ESCOBAR, THE LEFT. AH, THIS IS THE LAS COLORADO STRONGHOLD IN THE NORTH, AND I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ONE STEP BACKWARD. HAS ANYONE EVER KNOWN ME TO TAKE A STEP BACKWARD? COLONEL VILLA, THERE ARE OTHER OFFICERS IN THIS ROOM BESIDES YOURSELF. OR DON'T YOU THINK SO? NOW, SINCE YOU'RE LEADING THE ATTACK, DON'T YOU THINK IT ADVISABLE TO GET UNDER WAY IMMEDIATELY, COLONEL VILLA? NO. NO? NO. IF I RIDE IN DAYLIGHT, THE DUS WILL GIVE ME AWAY, THE ENEMY WILL KNOW I'M COMING. I SHOULD RIDE AT NIGHT. MY DEAR COLONEL, YOU, UH... YOU ARE LAYING SIEGE TO THE TOWN... NOT ROBBING IT. YOU WILL LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. GENTLEMEN, I FULLY EXPEC COLONEL VILLA'S FORCES TO DO THEIR DUTY... TO THE LAST MAN. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? FIRE! CENTER, HO! COME ON! UHH! AAH! AAH! [MEN SHOUTING] [HORSE WHINNIES] BARBED WIRE! BARBED WIRE! LET'S GO. GO? WHERE? CAN'T YOU SEE? VILLA'S GOING TO BE OVERRUN. OF COURSE HE IS. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. LOOK AT THAT CITY. IT'S SUICIDE FLYING OVER THOSE GUNS. YOU CAN SHOOT ME IF YOU WANT TO. I'M NOT GOING ANYPLACE. NOT TILL WE GET SOME SUPPOR FROM OUR OWN GUNS. YOU WAIT HERE, GRINGO, FOR ME. [DISTANT GUNFIRE] RETREAT! RETREAT! COLORADOS ARE LINING UP TO CHARGE. WHY AREN'T YOU FLYING WITH THE GRINGO? HE TELLS ME IT'S SUICIDE, UNLESS WE GE ARTILLERY SUPPORT. I THINK SO, TOO. WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR? WHY DON'T THEY GIVE ME ARTILLERY SUPPORT? THAT STUPID ARTILLERY OFFICER SAYS THAT HE'S GOT ORDERS TO WAIT FOR YOU TO COUNTERATTACK. HUERTA. HUERTA IS WAITING FOR ME TO BE OVERRUN. URBINA! SPREAD YOUR MEN. PREPARE FOR A CAVALRY CHARGE. HYAH! WELL... HE COULDN'T HA VE HELPED ANYWAY. CHARGE! [ALL CHEER] CONTINUE THE ATTACK! URBINA... THE COUNTERATTACK. HA HA! EEH! [ALL SHOUTING] COME BACK HERE! REFORM RANKS! VIVA VILLA! [GUNFIRE] [ENGINE SPUTTERS] [ENGINE DIES] VIVA VILLA. [MEN SHOUTING] RETREAT! [GUNFIRE] STILL ALIVE, EH, GRINGO? MY GENERAL, VILLA'S FORCES HAVE SECURED THE OUTER PERIMETER. OUR MEN ARE REGROUPING ALONG SECONDARY LINES OF DEFENSE. VILLA IN THE TRENCHES? WELL... FOR ONCE, IT LOOKS LIKE WE FORCED THAT BANDI INTO OUR KIND OF WAR. VIVA VILLA! THROUGH THE WALL! [BOOM] WHERE IS THA COMING FROM? I DON'T KNOW, MY GENERAL. [GUNFIRE] UHH! [GUNFIRE IN DISTANCE] [SPLASH] AAH! Crowd, chanting: VIVA VILLA! VIVA VILLA! VIVA VILLA! VIVA VILLA... I'M SORRY, MY GENERAL. WE DID EVERYTHING BUT SHOOT HIM OURSELVES. [KNOCK ON DOOR] COME IN. Villa: SOMETHING WRONG, COLONEL FUENTES? SPEAK UP. GENERAL HUERTA WANTS TO SEE YOU AT HIS QUARTERS IMMEDIATELY, COLONEL VILLA. ALL RIGHT. AS SOON AS I'VE FINISH ED MY SWEAT BATH. THAT'S NOT SOON ENOUGH. YOU MUST BE CRAZY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THAT'S NOT SOON ENOUGH"? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, COLONEL VILLA. WE WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE. NO, NO. GENERAL-- TO PRESIDEN FRANCISCO MADERO... DEAR MR. PRESIDENT, THE WORST SON OF A BITCH IN YOUR ARMY HAS JUST ARRESTED PANCHO VILLA. HE SAYS HE IS GOING TO SHOOT HIM IN THE MORNING. IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT CHANGING HUERTA'S MIND, I WILL. RESPECTFULLY... MAJOR RODOLFO FIERRO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WRITING DOWN THE MESSAGE, SIR. YOU DON'T WASTE TI ME WRITING. JUST SEND I THE WAY I TOLD YOU. YES, SIR. YOU MAKE SURE HE KEEPS SENDING. YOU TELL VILLA I SENT A MESSAGE TO MADERO, BUT NOT TO COUNT ON MADERO, ONLY ON US. YOU TELL HIM IF HE GIVES THE WORD, WE WILL GET HIM OUT. THE GIRL AND YOUR MONEY WILL BE IN CHUPADERO. WE WILL ALL MEET THERE. I WANT TO SEE THE GENERAL. GENERAL, WHA-- UH... PARDON ME. LOOK, GENERAL, I LOSTMYAIRPLANE INYOURWAR, AND ONE OF YOUR OFFICERS PROMISED TO PAY FOR IT. CLOSE THE DOOR. WHICH OFFICER? YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHICHOFFICER-- COLONEL VILLA. NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND , I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM AND GET THIS MATTER TAKEN CARE OF. AH, YES. AH, YES. YES. AH, VERY WELL, MR. ARNOLD. BUT YOU NEGLEC TO MENTION ONE THING. IT SEEMS THE AIRPLANE WASN'T YOURS TO BEGIN WITH. COGNAC, MR. ARNOLD? I BELIEVE I WILL, YES. ORDERLY, A COGNAC FOR MR. ARNOLD. NOW, TOMORROW MORNING YOU'LL BE PROVIDED WITH A MILITARY ESCOR TO THE AMERICAN CONSULATE IN LAREDO. FROM THERE, THEY WILL CONDUCT YOU BACK TO EL PASO, WHERE YOU WILL ANSWER TO CHARGES OF GRAND THEFT, AMONG OTHERS. TO YOUR HEALTH, MR. ARNOLD. I, UH--I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN SAY THAT MIGHT, UH... I'M AFRAID NOT. I'M DOUBLY SORRY, MR. ARNOLD. I ASSURE YOU, WE APPRECIATE ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR THE REVOLUTION, BUT YOU MUST ALSO APPRECIATE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT I, UH... OR MY GOVERNMENT, THAT IS, MAINTAIN GOOD RELATIONS WITH THE UNITED STATES. YOU CAN SEE THAT, CAN'T YOU? OH, YES, I CAN SEE THAT. GOOD. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. HEY, GRINGO... THAT'S ME. LEARNING PRETTY FAST... PRETTY FAST. YEAH, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE YOUR WILL BEFORE THEY SHOOT YOUR TAIL ALL OVER THAT PARADE GROUND. YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T. ANSWER ME. YOU MADE A DEAL WITH HUERTA, HUH? HE WON'T LET IT HAPPEN. OH, HE WON'T? HOW? HE WON'T! [SIGHS] CHIEF... MADERO IS A LONG WAY FROM HERE. Y. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE'S IN MEXICO CI NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU AND MR. MADERO ARE THE BES OF FRIENDS, NOBODY HAS ANY MORE RESPECT FOR THE MAN THAN I DO, BUT, UH, IT WOULDN' BE THE FIRST TIME IN THIS REVOLUTION THAT SOMEBODY FORGO TO PROTECT A FRIEND, NOW, WOULD IT? GRINGO, YOU'RE DUMB. ALL RIGHT. I MAY BE. BUT YOU THINK ABOU WHAT I JUST SAID, HUH? [SIGHS] MADERO WON'T PROTECT ME JUST BECAUSE HE'S A FRIEND. NO? OF COURSE NOT. NOW, TO BE SHOT, I HAVE TO BE SENTENCED. TO BE SENTENCED, I HAVE TO BE TRIED. TO BE TRIED, I HAVE TO BE ACCUSED OF HAVING DONE SOMETHING WRONG. NOW, ALL THIS TAKES A LONG TIME. BESIDES, I HAVEN' DONE ANYTHING WRONG. BUT EVEN IF I HAD, MADERO WOULD PROTECT ME, BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T WANT A MAN TO BE DEPRIVED OF HIS RIGHTS. HE WON'T STAND FOR INJUSTICE, SO HUERTA CANNO SHOOT ME TOMORROW. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. D. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIN CHIEF... ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO GET THE WORD TO YOUR MEN, AND THEY'LL HAVE Y OU OUTTA HERE. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. WELL, YOU CAN'T FIGH FOR THE REVOLUTION IF YOU'RE DEAD. I'M FIGHTING FOR I RIGHT NOW, HERE. THIS IS UNJUST, TO DEPRIVE ME OF MY LIBERTY. YOUR LIBERTY? WHAT'S THAT? "LIBERTY IS THE RESPEC FOR THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS." THAT IS WHA BENITO JUAREZ SAID. THAT IS WHAT MADERO BELIEVES IN. THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING FOR. NOW, IF I WALK OUT OF HERE WITHOUT A TRIAL, I DENY THA AND BEHAVE LIKE A BANDIT. WELL, JUST WHEN HAVE YOU STOPPED BEING A BANDIT? WHAT ABOU THAT LITTLE CAPER UP IN CONEJOS THE OTHER DAY? THOSE MEN WERE TRAITORS, AND HUERTA KNOWS IT VERY WELL-- THERE'S NO POIN IN TALKING ABOUT IT. WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME, CHIEF? HOW 'BOUT ME? I'M ONE OF YOUR MEN, TOO, RIGHT? SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU, THEY MAY AS WELL SHOOT ME. I'M DEPRIVED OF 20 YEA RS OF MY LIBERTY. I'VE GOT NOTHING. I'VE GOT NO--NO PLANE, NO MONEY. I WIND UP WITH NOTHING. GRINGO... YOU NEVER DID HAVE ANYTHING. YOU HAVE LIVED JUST FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR A CAUSE, NOT EVEN FOR A WOMAN. WHY, YOU HYPOCRITICAL, FATHEADED GREASEBALL, DON'T YOU TELL ME WHO I AM. UNH! WHAT IS IT, COLONEL? THE GRINGO. THE GRINGO IS MAD. Man: MARCH! STAND HERE, COLONEL VILLA. ! Man: LET'S GO...HUP FORWARD...MARCH! Second man: FORWARD! MARCH! LEFT, RIGHT. LEFT, RIGHT. DETAIL... HALT! LEFT...TURN! STANDARD...EAST! IMPORTANT. DETAIL, A-TEN...HUT! [DRUMROLL] READY... HUT! NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. TAKE AIM... HUT! I SAID HOLD IT! ORDER... ARMS! AT EASE. WHAT IS IT, COLONEL VILLA? IF I AM GOING TO BE SHOT, I WANT IT DONE BY MY OWN MEN. MY COLONEL, YOUR MEN, THEY'VE BEEN SEN TO OTHER UNITS, AND SOME OF YOUR OFFICERS, THEY ARE UNDER TEMPORARY ARREST. MAJOR FIERRO IS WANTED FOR MURDER. BELIEVE ME... IT WASN'T MY IDEA, MY CHIEF. Gen. Huerta: COLONEL FUENTES? YES, MY GENERAL? COLONEL VILLA COMMANDS NOTHING NOW, CERTAINLY NOT YOUR FIRING SQUAD. CARRY OUT MY ORDERS! BUT WHY? YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHY. DETAIL... A-TEN...HUT! I AM FRANCISCO VILLA. I CANNOT BE KILLED FOR NOTHING. Col. Fuentes: READY... HUT! IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT ME, YOU ARE GOING TO SENTENCE ME FIRST... EVEN IF I HAVE TO CHOKE IT OUT OF YOU. STOP HIM, OR YOU'LL ALL BE SHOT! THIS IS WRONG. YOU KNOW THIS IS WRONG! MADERO SENT WORD. WHO SAID? I DO. COLONEL VILLA, ARE YOU GOING TO STAND AND TAKE YOUR EXECUTION LIKE A MEXICAN, OR SHALL I HAVE YOU SHO ON THE GROUND? HEY, BOY. Villa: COME HERE. KEEP THIS. FORGIVE ME, MY GENERAL. FOR WHAT? BE A GOOD BOY. SHOOT STRAIGHT. GO ON! DETAIL... A-TEN... HUT! Col. Fuentes: READY... HUT! STOP. "THE PRISONER IS TO PROCEED UNDER HEAVY ESCOR "DIRECTLY TO MEXICO CITY, "WHERE HE WILL FACE A FULL INQUIRY "REGARDING THE CONEJOS HANGING "AND WHATEVER SUBSEQUEN COURT-MARTIAL PROCEEDINGS DEEMED NECESSARY." "FRANCISCO MADERO... "PRESIDENTE." THE PRISONER IS TO TALK TO NO ONE. HE IS TO BE DENIED BED AND FOOD AND BARBER. AND IF HE ESCAPES, THE RESPONSIBLE OFFICERS AND MEN WILL BE SHOT. THE PRISONER... LEFT TURN... HUT! HEY, BOY... SAY, HOW WOULD YOU FELLAS LIKE TO MAKE SOME MONEY? NO, REALLY. I'M RICH, YOU KNOW , VERY RICH. IF YOU ARE SO RICH, HOW COME YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL? RICH GRINGOS DON'T GO TO JAIL. SOMETIMES, THEY DIE, BUT THEY DON'T GO TO JAIL. I'M NOT RICH. I JUST FLAT LIED TO YOU. I JUST WAN TO SEE MY GIRL. THAT'S ALL. SHE LIVES RIGHT UP HERE IN CHUPADERO. I'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. GO TO CHUPADERO. FINA? FINA! WHERE ARE FIERRO AND URBINA? THE HILLS. HUERTA'S MEN ARE EVERYWHERE. WHERE'S THE MONEY? HERE. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU, UH, GENTLEMEN COULD GIVE US A MOMENT ALONE, COULD YOU? FOR JUST A MINUTE, GRINGO. WE'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE. JUST IN CASE YOU NEED US. OK, WHERE IS IT? HONEY, LOOK, VILLA'S IN JAIL IN MEXICO CITY. I'M TRYING TO STAY OUT OF JAIL IN EL PASO. ALL I WANT'S WHAT THEY OWE ME. NOW, COME ON. LET'S HURRY. THEY TOLD ME THAT SOME OF THAT WAS TO BE USED FOR THE REVOLUTION AND MADERO. I'M TAKING IT ALL. WELL, I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE AND COUNT IT, CAN I? SAY I LEAVE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY USE IT FOR? TO SHOOT UP A LOT OF PEONS WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS WHICH DOG'S ON TOP ANYWAY. YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU? SAY GOOD-BYE NOW, GRINGO. LOOK, I, UH... I'LL TRY TO COME BACK AS SOON AS I GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT. WHAT FOR? YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANT. GO. FIND SOMEONE ELSE. I WILL. COME ON, GRINGO. LET'S GO! HOWDY, LEE. HEY, DAVE, WHAT'S DOIN'? NOTHIN' MUCH. GET THIS FUZZ OFF ME, WILL YA, PARTNER? OH, HEY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT JUST HAPPENED DOWN IN MEXICO? WHAT'S THAT? PRESIDENT MADERO... THEY SHOT HIM UP. KILL HIM? THEY SURE DID. ONE OF HIS OWN GENERALS, TOO. GENERAL, UH... HUERTA. AND YOU KNOW WHO'S THE NEW PRESIDENT OF MEXICO? THE SAME GENERAL HUERTA. PRETTY FUNNY GAMES THEY PLAY DOWN THERE, HUH? WHAT ABOUT VILLA? YOU HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT HIM--PANCHO VILLA? YEAH, YEAH. HE, UH... HE ESCAPED FROM JAIL IN MEXICO CITY. HUERTA HAS PRACTICALLY HIS ENTIRE ARMY LOOKING FOR HIM. MUST WANT HIM PRETTY BAD, HUH? YEAH, I GUESS HE DOES. HEY, LEE. LEE, IS THIS VILLA A FRIEND OF YOURS? YEAH, I KNOW HIM. WELL, AND THEN I HAD TO FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR WITH THE NEW JEWELED COLLAR DADDY BOUGHT ME. AND I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT FINDING EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING, WELL, IN EL PASO, ESPECIALLY, BUT THEN I SAW THIS GOWN. IT WAS IN A LITTLE SHOP RIGHT CATTY-CORNER FROM THE HOTEL, OF ALL PLACES. OH, IT'S MARVELOUS. T, IT'S PITCH-BLACK VELVE YARDS AND YARDS OF IT, AND THE BODICE IS ALL STUDDED WITH GARNETS, AND, OH, I JUST LOVE IT. IT FEELS SO... SO SENSUOUS. DON'T YOU JUST LOVE VELVET? VERY MUCH. OF COURSE, IT WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE, BUT I JUS HAD TO BUY IT. ANYWAY, DADDY SAYS THERE'S GON NA BE A WAR IN EUROPE SOON, AND THE PRICE OF BEEF WILL GO UP, AND SO WE'LL BE VERY RICH. HEY, DARLIN'... THOSE MEN, THEY'RE ANNOYING ME. HMM? OVER THERE. LEE, DARLIN', TURN AROUND. YOU DON'T MEAN TO SAY YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE? DO YOU KNOW MR. ARNOLD? OH, UH, VERY WELL. UH, ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, MR. ARNOLD, BUT THOSE MEN-- IT'S ALL RIGH , EUGENE. YES, SIR. YOU'RE NOT GONNA INVI E THEM TOTHISTABLE. HELLO, CHIEF. Urbina: HELLO, GRINGO. HOW ARE YA? GOOD. WE'VE MISSED YOU. YOU IN TOWN FOR LONG? I DON'T THINK SO. WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO HOME NOW. WE'D LIKE YOU TO COME WITH US. AND DO WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "DO WHAT"? TAKE IT. GET RID OF HUERTA. YOU SEE, WE THOUGHT... WITH OUR MONEY THAT YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING FOR US, WE WILL BUY GUNS. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. WAIT A MINUTE. IT'S ALL OVER. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? THE REVOLUTION IS FINISHED. YOU GAVE I YOUR BEST SHOT, CHIEF, BUT AFTER ALL, HUERTA' S SITTING IN THAT PALACE, AND MADERO IS DEAD, AND THERE'S NO WAY IN THE WORLD YOU THREE ARE GONNA CHANGE THAT. NO WAY. WE WOULD LIKE OUR MONEY, GRINGO. [SHOUTING] I WOULDN' GIVE YOU A D-- I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU A DIME. WHAT FOR? TO GO DOWN THERE AND SHOO UP A LOT OF YOUR OWN PEOPLE JUST SO SOME OTHER DICTATOR CAN CALL HIMSELF PRESIDENT? MADERO WAS NO DICTATOR. PANCHO... DON'T ARGUE WITH HIM. SHOOT HIM, AND LET'S GO. NO. NO. WE DON' DO THAT ANYMORE. WELL... GOOD-BYE, GRINGO. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? FIRST... TAKE MEXICO CITY, THEN FIND ANOTHER MADERO. WELL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE. TO LEAVE ME HERE, SITTING ALONE, AND IN FRON OF ALL EL PASO. MARSHA, DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YA? JUST SHUT UP. [GASPS] MAY I HAVE THE CHECK, PLEASE? I'D LIKE TO WRITE YOU A RECEIPT, UH... MR. ELLMORE. HOW MUCH FOR THE HORSES? UH...YOU GO AHEAD AND BE MY GUESTS. GET ON THOSE HORSES AND GO. NO. WE PAY. WHEN I GE TO MEXICO CITY, I'LL SEND YOU THE MONEY. HOW MUCH? WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, HOW ABOUT $35 FOR ALL OF 'EM, EVERYTHING, THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE? NOT ENOUGH. 35 EACH. YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM ME. PANCHO VILLA. [WHISTLING A TUNE] [AIRPLANE APPROACHES] HA HA! YEE HA! |
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