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- Hello, America.
As you probably already know,
a deadly virus was unleashed
onto the United States last week,
and it was successfully
quarantined until tonight.
Within the next 72 hours,
every man, woman and child
will either be dead or infected.
Why, you ask?
You pathetic little people
live your mundane lives.
You wake up in the morning
and you drink your coffee
and you go to work,
but what you fail to realize
is that you are nothing
but ants in a farm,
and ants don't matter,
because all it takes
is one little parasite for
your entire colony to fall.
It's time to wake up.
Pay attention!
We are the new threat!
We're the ones that are responsible
for the plague that the city deserves.
We are The Reaper.
- Hey, you good?
- Yeah.
- What happened?
- Shit was crazy.
- You turn into
one just like that, look.
- Tell 'em.
- Hello, America.
- I need to get out of here.
- Where the hell are you going?
Where the hell are you going?
- This isn't what we planned.
I thought we were raising it to.
- Plans change, man, we woke up.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Are you kidding?
Sit down!
- Fuck this shit, let's just go, come on.
- Ah ah, go.
- Sit down, get on.
- Get on with it, get on with it.
What the fuck are you gonna cut me?
- Yeah, I'm gonna cut you bitch.
- Sit down!
- Are you kidding me?
- Sit down!
- What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
- I'm sick of you.
- What the fuck?
- Get outta here.
- Get the fuck off him!
Come on get off him!
Get that fucking gun out of our face.
- Down!
- We did it baby.
Baby.
- Wait, what's going on, dude.
You've got blood in your mouth, idiots!
Stop, this ain't funny!
- They have the goddamn virus!
- Grab the goddamn gun, come on.
- Okay, this thing on?
Cool, alright.
Hi, mom and dad.
- Hey, Jan.
- And we just wanted to thank you,
finally did it.
We got our new car.
- We got it.
- We just got home from the dealership.
We finally did it
and now, you can ride
in it when you come out
to visit us.
Which we're very excited about, right?
- Hell, yeah.
- Right, right.
- I'm really excited.
Its gonna be good to see you guys.
- No, its gonna be great.
So I just want to share that with you
and I hope you all are doing okay.
- Yo, Lauren.
Look at this fucking bitch.
- What?
Don't say that.
- This is not a drill.
I repeat.
- What is she doing?
- She fucking drunk or some shit?
- Instructions are given.
FDA has declared an outbreak.
- She's fucking bare feet.
- This is a national...
- Bro, is this thing on?
- Yeah, yeah.
If you got the light right there.
- Where?
- Right there.
- Oh so this means its on.
- What the fuck else would it mean?
I didn't do anything.
- No he's right.
Like its the first time
I've ever used a camera.
- You're good man, you're good.
- Aright.
Sorry, I'm just like.
I'm just really nervous you guys.
- Do you want me to hold it for you?
- Yeah, if you don't mind.
Do you mind?
- Of course, man.
- Alright.
- Dude, you got this.
- I got this, alright.
Julia, alright.
This is harder than it looks.
Alright, guys.
Julia, I've been wanting
to make this video for you
so we could always remember
how special this night was.
You're gonna be home soon and
well when you walk through those doors,
I'm gonna ask you to marry me.
I love you so much, honey
and I just want us both
to be able to remember
this night forever, cause
this is the first night.
I mean this is the night where,
the start of our family together.
The last three years with you have been
well they've been perfect
and I want to continue that
perfection for the rest
of our lives
and to help us celebrate,
I've invited our best friends,
Eisley and Cameron.
Say hi, guys.
- Hey.
- So we're here to make your
night absolutely special
and I want it to be magical and perfect
cause you're perfect to me.
Well we've been preparing
a bunch of stuff for you.
- Did she get off work already?
- I don't know.
We should of had at least
15 to 20 minutes to prepare.
- Doesn't matter.
Let me just turn off the stove
cause I don't want to miss this.
- Yeah, let's do this.
- So excited.
- You got the camera?
- Dude, you got this.
- Thank you so much, you guys, seriously,
like I couldn't of done this without you.
Thanks.
- Alright.
- Alright, let's do it.
- This is it.
Let's hope I don't mess
it up or something.
Hi, honey.
You okay?
Well, I'm just so glad you're here early
cause there's something really important
I want to ask you and.
You know what, I'm just so nervous,
I'm going for it.
- Did you hear that?
- What's going on outside?
- I don't know.
- It sounds like its
coming from down the street.
- What are you doing?
- Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
- Oh, thank god.
Hey, is everything okay?
What's it like there?
Are you okay?
- What?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Wait, wait.
Slow down, what the hell's going on?
- I don't know.
Nobody knows.
The National Guard is
rolling through the streets.
Its fucking crazy.
- Goddamn rioters.
Do you know what part of town they're in?
Are they near you?
- Honey, its not rioting.
Do you not know what's going on?
- I'm in a jungle in the middle of Myanmar
and my internet connection
is out of my MiFi
which is spotty at best.
So you tell me.
- Some sort of outbreak.
They have us on 24 mandatory curfew.
People are locked up in their houses,
its martial law.
- What?
Wait, outbreak, what?
- Yeah, its like.
Some disease, I don't know.
Its like rabies.
People are acting crazy.
The TV is just the
emergency broadcast system
telling everyone to stay inside.
- What the fuck?
Wait, are you okay?
Did they say how long that
you have to stay inside?
- I am fine.
I don't know how long.
I've got plenty of food for a few days.
I'll be fine.
- A few days?
That is crazy.
Where is the CDC where is.
- I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm getting all of my information
from shit that people
are uploading online.
That's all...
The networks come back.
I...
Send you links if you want
and so we can figure this.
Honey?
Oh shit.
Stephanie.
- They just went downstairs.
I don't have that much time.
You're not, you're not
answering your phone.
I can't send this to you.
I'm just gonna record this
and hope that somebody gets it.
We need to figure out what's going on.
If we're gonna have any chance.
I saw students, they infected
within three minutes.
Three minutes is all there is
and I can't explain how that can happen
but look, okay.
So the problem is a bite, right?
All of a sudden changes brain chemistry.
I refuse to believe that these are dead,
you know they fall down,
but I don't think we're talking
about reanimated corpses,
that doesn't make any sense.
What we're talking about
it seems like a diseases,
it changes behavior
in really horrible ways.
Quickly, within three
minutes, three minutes.
We don't have an answer for that
but here has to be the mechanism
for blood to change the brain.
How does that work?
We got the blood brain barrier, right?
We also have the blood and
cerebral spinal fluid barrier.
Two different places.
We have endothelioid cells
that make it so the things
don't penetrate the brain
and here the chorolplexus,
we have a variety of
ways in which the fluids
are separated.
So what do we do with those elements?
How do we talk about diseases that change,
we're talking about blood and brain.
We have to make sure that
something can go through
the bloodstream and end up in the...
Did you hear that?
I have to go faster.
Something has to be able
to cross this barrier.
So we have, you know,
non-communicable diseases
but what matters are
communicable diseases.
The things that we know
that do this a lot.
Things like Parkinson,
things like Alzheimer's,
epilepsy, multiple sclerosis.
Things that have various
interactions in these things.
It can't be that everybody has a secret
form of multiple sclerosis,
that's engaged in three minutes by a bite,
that doesn't make any sense
or any of those kind of things.
So we're talking communicable diseases
that can pass across these barriers
and there's a variety.
One is an abcess, right of course,
if I get a tooth swelling and it,
but that takes too long
for an infection to spread,
we're talking weeks.
HIV based encyopyelitis is something else
but that's something where,
interesting, the HIV it puts
these sort of mono phages
up there and they
activate at a certain time
when the immune system is suppressed.
So that's useful.
So remember this.
This idea.
So when we're talking about the HIV,
its not HIV but the mechanism
is that it sort of hides
almost like this Trojan horse,
right that's the phrase in the brain
activates later.
That's the only explanation
for how that could
happen so quickly.
Is something is in the brain already
that becomes activated quickly
from the time it takes from the blood
to cross the barrier in there and activate
and it changes something really quickly.
So what else are we talking about?
We're talking about meningitis.
Meningitis, of course it takes too long.
Its not something that rabies,
which doesn't work,
again, too long as well.
So what do we...
We have to find something
that explains how this works.
I usually thought of,
trypanosomiasis, right?
Sleeping sickness, which makes sense
because it causes sort of
sleep and behavior changes
and all kinds of things.
Explain some of this violence
and things like that.
Much better than something like rabies
which doesn't work in terms of humans.
- Right, look at today, okay?
I have known people
make thousands of pounds
just doing this shit.
- I can't do this.
- What do you mean you can't do it now?
You're committed, love.
- I don't think I can do this, Mark.
Isn't there any easier way to make money?
- You told me that you
wanted to make quick
and easy money that would be
in your bank account tonight
and besides which, you
said that you weren't doing
this for yourself but you're
doing it for your boy.
- Yeah, of course.
- Right.
Then we're ready to go.
When I cue, to feck.
Just put on a show and make ourselves
some fucking money!
You type on there.
You tip, I stream.
right, listen up here.
Mikey99 has just left a big big tip.
Come on.
Jay?
Oh fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
He's dead.
Fuck off, fuck.
Jesus.
Get out of the fucking way.
- Help me!
- Can't get to the fucking car keys.
- You left me.
- So?
I need to get out of here, okay.
Car keys, have you got em?
Great.
The fucking thing still on.
Fuck.
Fucking cunt!
Oh fuck.
- Enjoy the show, fuckers.
- Don't fucking leave me.
- I'm a woman, I'm not allowed to think.
- No!
- Oh hey guys.
Chauncey Phillips here.
I thought I would do a video
checking in with you guys
you know as you know, there are things
have pretty much gone to shit out there.
You know, I'm sure you're
all dealing with it as well.
I mean, as far as I know, its everywhere.
Is a zombie outbreak going on.
You know me, I've always been a horror fan
and I even talked in the past,
like I wonder what it would be like
and where I would go
if a zombie outbreak
happened or things like that
and well, I pretty much decided
just to lock myself in the DVD room.
You know it has a really
pretty good strong door.
You know most people don't
even know its in here.
Its hidden away.
Its not like something
that people are gonna go.
People are gonna break into this house,
they're not gonna think
to come into this room.
This is a pretty secret private place
and I figured this is a good
place to hide myself away.
You know I've taken out some water,
I've taken some crackers
and things like that with me
but I got some, I got enough stuff.
You don't know how long
I'm gonna be in here
and I'm not really expecting,
you know in Zombie outbreaks,
people don't usually live too long
and I mean I don't know
if I'm gonna be in here for a long time.
I don't know if anything, you know,
another day someone's
gonna bust down this door
and come out here and eat me.
I have no idea
but you know, I don't even really know why
I'm bothering to do these videos
or why I'm even bothering
to update you on this
because I know you're all
stuck in this situation,
as far as I know.
But I figured, this is what I do.
I'm a video blogger, I
do these kind videos,
I do this kind of stuff.
So why not be one of the
few people out there,
you know, who knows how many
other people are doing this
but be one of the people out
here who's talking about it
and you know, giving you guys updates.
Every so often as I get time,
I'm gonna give you updates
on what's going on,
although I'm pretty
much just stuck in here
and not really doing much
but you know, like I said.
You know, its zombie outbreak
and I'm actually experiencing it
and I'm in my DVD room.
So at least if I do die,
I'm around the things that I love,
the things that I like
so its not gonna be that terrible.
I do wish there was somebody
else in here with me,
preferably a woman or something
but you know, I mean I don't know.
But I'll give ya updates.
Let you guys know how I'm doing.
Hope some of you guys
out there are still alive
and you know hopefully some of you guys
are able to watch this.
So I'll see you guys later.
Bye.
- My name is Mark Stevens.
I'm...
Gonna die.
Some day, I guess.
But I...
I want to tell you the facts that I know.
Fact number one.
Laura's not okay.
She got scratched three days ago
and since then,
she hasn't stopped moaning
until this very moment.
She's been quiet for about 30 minutes.
Its the first time she's
been quiet in three days.
I'm sitting outside her room.
I tied her to the bed.
- Really, Jimmy with that cellphone?
Come on, I'm feeling fat.
- Oh you're not fat.
You look beautiful.
- I'm a balloon.
- You are a beautiful balloon
with my beautiful balloon baby.
Yes you are.
- Really?
I complain to you that I'm feeling fat
and you put the camera on my belly?
Really?
- Come on.
Stop being so insecure.
- What was that?
- I don't um.
I don't know.
okay, lets um.
Let's.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
- What was that?
- Alright, so all hell broke loose.
Fucking dead people are
coming back to life.
I didn't think dead people
could come back to life but.
The hell do I know?
This fucking thing.
- Come here, we have to go.
- What?
- We have to go now.
- What, what are you talking about?
- Come on.
Pick it up.
Let's get to the car, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on, thank you.
Come on.
- Shit.
I think I should bring this.
Should I?
- What?
- An ax.
- What do you need that for?
Why are you filming?
- We don't have a gun
cause you didn't want to
buy a fucking gun last time
and I'm filming cause I
want to get this on camera.
Oh shits gone bad.
Well, want to get everything on camera.
You know its documenting things.
- We don't need
to document right now.
We need to get into the car and go.
Start the camera again when we're going.
- Well this is when
everything's fucking fresh.
Come on.
- We have to go.
- Okay, take it, take it.
- I got it.
- Take it.
- I got it.
Oh my god.
We gotta go.
- Shit.
- What?
- Fuck.
- What?
- I forgot the bag, hold on.
- Go on.
- I'll be right back.
- alright, hurry up.
Let's go.
God hurry up.
We have to freaking go, now.
What is he doing?
Come on, Amir, let's go!
- Oh my god, I got it.
- Come on.
What is wrong with you?
Let's go.
oh my god, Amir.
- no!
- Amir.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Boxing a blunt with my C-Dreezy
Then we gonna hit the club
And get some beezys
1994
Cadillac coup
Y'all ready know
- You dumb as fuck, Jay.
- Man, not as dumb as that dumb ass
motherfucker right there.
Look at him, all staggering and shit.
- Damn, that motherfucker
must be high on some shit.
Man I want to get high
I want to get fly
Let me hit that
No mo chit chat
- Ah, fa sho, yo.
Here you go.
- Ah, good looking.
- Be careful, that shit tough.
Yeah.
- Hey you got like a,
you got like a car
charger or some shit, man?
My phone's gonna die.
- Oh hell no.
I aint got no damn car charger.
Maybe your stupid ass
quit filming everything.
You'll have some battery
probably to call some of this chicks.
- Man, I got a video blog, homie.
YouTube, YouTube.
Oh fuck.
- Shit man, the cops.
Damn.
Fuck, put this shit out.
- Fuck man.
Dude, what the fuck?
Hey spray something.
Spray something.
- Shit.
Damn.
- What the fuck, dude?
- It's gonna be alright.
Just be cool, be cool.
Shit.
- License and registration.
- What seems to be the problem, officer?
- Are you kidding?
- What do you mean?
- I smell your pot from my cruiser.
Let's go.
- Hey, he has a medical card, dawg.
- Yeah man.
- Take your keys out of the ignition
and step outside the vehicle.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
Let's go.
- Damn man, this is some bullshit.
- What was that?
- Nothing.
- Come on.
- Alright.
- Man, fuck this shit.
What the fuck is going on, man?
Hey, hey C-Dree, we good.
- Hands up.
You got a weapon?
- Yo, this is some
racial profiling bullshit.
- What's that?
- I told you I don't
got nothing on me, man.
What the hell man?
- Hands down.
- Oh you kidding me?
- You ever been arrested?
- Why you being so rough?
- I think.
- I didn't do anything.
Come on, man.
Why you being rough with me?
- You're resisting.
- I'm not resisting dawg.
- Ah fuck, that's
police brutality, man.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey that fool just bit him.
- Hurry man.
Let me in, please.
Please, open.
- Hey, hey shit.
Shit, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
- Hey, I'm here, I'm here.
- Oh thank god.
Thank god.
How are you?
Is everything okay there
- Um yeah for the most part.
Its okay but there was,
in Caduma, there was,
I could see the smoke from here.
You know what, that's
a good 20 miles away.
So did you learn anything new?
- No, not really.
People are just taking cellphones
and Go Pros off of bodies
and uploading them online.
Its a mess.
- Okay well, I told
everyone to stay in town
and nobody comes into
town, no matter what.
- Wait you told everyone
why are you in charge?
- Babe, its my camp.
I have the responsibility
to keep everybody safe.
- No, no.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
You're a doctor, Stephanie.
You're not a cop.
No, don't laugh at me.
Stay in your quarters.
Keep the door shut, no matter what.
- Chris, honey, its okay.
Everybody here is fine.
Okay, as long as nobody goes into town.
Its going to be okay.
Come on, I deal with
infectious disease, remember.
Its what I do.
- This is not the flu, Stephanie,
this is not malaria.
This is something.
Steph, Stephanie.
Fuck, Stephanie!
- And this is where
I introduce you to us.
- Well hello, everyone, how are you?
My name is Richard
Ankles, as you may know.
This is Tommy Jam--
- Jam Boy!
Tommy Jam Boy.
- Tommy Jam Boy, yes.
It would of been better, Tommy,
if I say it cause I'm on camera,
just remember that.
We are sitting in the middle
of the zombie apocalypse.
Its finally happened
and no one is more prepared than us.
Is that right, Tommy?
- That's right.
We got everything we need.
- Most importantly, what's this?
- A script.
- That's right, we got a script.
Second importantly, we got one of these.
- Camera.
- I'm kidding, we've got two of these.
- Boom.
- Production value.
What else we got?
We got the zombies.
- Holy shit.
This is dangerous.
- That has been happening.
- Okay, so.
Yeah okay.
- That has been happening
for the past three days.
You know what we're
gonna have to do, right?
- What are we gonna have to do?
- We're gonna have to shoot a movie.
We're gonna have to shoot a
motherfucking masterpiece.
God damn it, god damn it.
Just get her.
Now where's the clapper?
Where's the clapper?
- Bottom of this.
Where'd you put the slammer?
Is it up there?
- I got it, I got it.
Okay, I'm just gonna say my line.
- Okay.
- and jump out
and shoot her in the face.
- Where's the gun?
Why didn't you bring,
did you bring the gun?
Is it up there?
- No, its outside.
Its in the kitchen.
Its in the kitchen.
Can you go get it?
- Yes, I'll go get it.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Tommy.
Okay so I'm just gonna,
I'll shoot her in the face.
- Be careful with that.
Its loaded.
- I'm just gonna shoot her in the face.
- No, no.
You're gonna throw the bullet at her?
You don't have to do that with your hand.
- I shot a gun before.
- You used a gun before?
- Yeah I have.
- Have you used a gun before?
- You know what,
don't be a dick.
Alright, I'm gonna do this.
- Okay, do this line right there.
- Ready?
- do the slammer.
- One.
- Wait, hold on.
I got to get, okay good.
- Okay, so Z-volution, take one.
- That's a great name.
Yeah, its good.
- Ready?
- Ready.
- God, they're coming
from the floorboards.
- Okay, so that's shitty.
Right?
That's really shitty.
- She was supposed to pop out.
- She was like.
Why didn't we get a zombie that,
I don't know.
Can fucking do something?
- Do I look like someone who
can tackle a body builder?
You idiot.
- They're zombies though.
- Lets just do this one
I'll shoot her in the face.
- Okay.
- Alright, Z-Cam is live.
- Z cam, like zombie cam?
- Yeah, like zombie cam.
That's my thing.
- That's a really good idea.
I thank you, sir.
But maybe we should shoot her in the face.
So I'm not holding a
goddamn zombie anymore.
- Maybe now is
the time for me to discuss
like being on screen every once in awhile.
- You want to hold this thing?
Shoot the goddamn zombie.
- Okay, I'll shoot her.
God damn it!
That was.
That was pretty cool.
- You could shoot the next one.
You want to shoot the next one?
You want the gun?
I'll take the pole.
I just shot a zombie in the fucking head.
- TMZ!
- I killed you.
Yeah!
Let's get that guy in the
motherfucking onesies.
Pull up real slow, I want to
get a good shot at this one.
- Alright, alright.
- Three, two, one.
Jam Boy.
- Boom!
Fuck that dude.
- yeah!
- Oh that shit was awesome.
- What I'm talking about.
- What was that?
- Jesus Christ!
- Fucking A.
- Oh shit.
- Damn it.
- Let's go get her.
Let's get in nice and tight.
- Oh shit yeah.
Look at that.
Look that, that.
Oh shit, he's still alive.
Don't let him get it.
Richie, you think this ones
right for the attic scene?
- I don't know, man.
We kind of broke this one.
- Oh wait, Richie.
Check that out.
Oh she's even better.
Super suspenseful because its
a really tense moment for me.
Hey, Richie.
This camera down here we got,
I got it set up.
Its gonna look great.
Richie?
Oh fuck.
not funny.
- Its kind of funny.
- This bitch is fucking crazy.
- Yeah.
- Hot.
This bitch is fucking crazy hot.
- I mean if you're
into that kind of stuff.
- I guess I am.
- She's our lead.
So she's gonna come at you.
- Yeah, what?
What do you mean she's gonna come at me?
- She's gonna come at you.
I'm gonna save the day, okay?
You got a mattress down there,
just in case you fall.
If anything happens,
you got the gun.
- Okay.
Okay.
You can trust me on that.
If anything goes weird,
I will kill her immediately.
- okay, I trust you.
I trust you, Richie.
- If you want,
I can kill her right now.
We'll start over from scratch.
Well get another one.
- No, no.
No, no we'll just.
She's just kind of lively.
Okay.
Okay.
- Now slate.
- Okay.
- You got this, bro.
- This is gonna be epic, jam boy.
- Action.
Oh shit, shit shit.
God damn it.
Oh no!
Fuck no.
God damn it, no.
Shit.
Tommy!
oh god damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Tommy, Tommy.
Tommy, don't fucking turn, man.
Don't you dare fucking turn.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe I fucking got the shot.
That's fucking.
That's fucking awesome.
Fucking nailed that shit.
- Well, been in here now a couple days.
This is not really that
exciting to be in here.
You know, uh.
You know, of course there's no cable.
I mean, I've got lots of things to watch.
I mean, okay, I have
lots of things to watch.
Luckily I'm in here.
The power's working.
You know, in a lot of these kind of things
when its like a zombie outbreak
and things like that happen,
the powers go, all this kind of stuff.
But I'm lucky.
You know I mean, for some reason,
things are working here
and I figure, I'll just put up with this.
But I've been hearing things outside.
I've been hearing,
you know I was able to originally
go outside this door
and get a few things
and I would quickly come back
but I've been hearing things out there.
So now I'm pretty much
stuck in this fucking room.
I can't leave this room anymore
and I only have so much food in here.
I just have a little bit of water
and some crack, I have nothing.
I hardly have anything.
So now I'm stuck in here.
Can't leave this room
cause I'm pretty goddamn sure
there's a fucking zombie
right outside this door.
So I am stuck in here now
and I don't know what I'm gonna do.
You know, like I said.
This was fun at first, in a weird way,
in a weird sense of,
you know you always have this idea.
I said before about, if
you were in a zombie movie,
what would you do, where would you go,
what would happen?
But now that I'm in it
and fucking experience it,
its not really that fun
and like I said,
I'm in here all by my fucking self.
I've been here by myself for fucking days
and I'm so goddamn sick and tired
of being in here.
You know, I know I can
watch the things I want,
I know that I can do all
the kind of things I want
but its getting tiresome
and I just need to get out of here
and I need to be able to
have something else to eat.
You know I've been trying to lose weight
and I've been losing weight in here
but not in the sense that I want to
because I'm losing weight for what?
I'm gonna fucking die.
So what does it even matter anymore?
I could be as fat as a house now
and it wouldn't make any difference
because I'm not gonna,
if I leave this room,
the zombies don't fucking leave.
They're gonna go out there
and just fucking eat me.
Well I'll give you guys another update
in awhile or something.
Hopefully some of you
guys out there are alright
and you know thanks for
continuing to watch.
Alright.
- Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
- Okay, just relax and breathe.
Just focus on your breathing.
- Are you fucking kidding
me with that cellphone?
- Okay, alright look, I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Okay, okay.
Its just, this is important
to me, though, right?
Like this is our baby
and its our moment and if we survive it.
- I can't do this without
you or I might die.
That important enough for you?
- Its fucking freezing in here.
Its fucking freezing.
Its fucking freezing in here.
Its fucking freezing.
Its fucking freezing in here.
Its fucking freezing.
Its fucking freezing in here.
It fucking stinks.
It fucking stinks in here.
- Okay, this is a
record that we're making.
You sure--
- Is it on?
- Its on.
You sure you want to do this?
- Yeah, yeah no I'm sure.
- You don't have to do--
- We have to do this.
- Alright, alright, okay.
Let's, let's at least do it right.
What's your name?
- My names Joanne Miller.
- And do you know where you are?
- I'm in my kitchen.
- What city?
- Los Angeles.
- And what year is it?
- 2015.
- Who's the president?
- Barack Obama.
- Okay, good, good.
You're in good shape.
How are you feeling?
- Just a little bit of
pain where I was bitten.
- Do you remember who bit you?
You know what, you don't
have to answer that
if its too painful.
- Jeffery.
I didn't shoot him in
time, I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
And I knew it.
- I understand.
I understand.
I understand.
- Do you understand that
you have to shoot me
when the times come?
Do you know you have to do it?
- I don't know if I can do it--
- You have to fucking do it!
- I don't know if I can.
- You have to shoot me!
You take that fucking shotgun
and you shoot me when the time comes.
You know you have to do it.
- Alright, we don't
have to worry about that now.
I mean, how do you feel right now?
- I feel, uh.
I feel,
I feel sick.
I.
- Joanne, Jesus.
Joanne, how do you feel?
- I feel,
I feel,
I feel a little strange.
- Stay with me, stay with me.
- I feel.
I feel strange.
I just thought of my
mother for some reason.
- She's been dead quite awhile.
- She has.
- Years.
- I remember her so clearly.
- What was her name?
- Her name?
Her name.
- Your mother's name.
- I don't remember.
My mother's name, I don't remember.
- Okay, okay, that's alright.
That's alright.
- I don't remember my mother's name.
- Alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
- I don't remember my mother's name.
- Joanne, Joanne, stay with me.
- I'm changing.
I'm starting to change.
I'm starting to lose my mind.
- Don't worry, don't worry.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
What's going on?
How are you feeling now?
- I feel weird.
- Not good, yeah.
- Weird.
- I know, I know.
Just hold on.
Just go with me.
Hold on,
- Yes, yes.
- Okay, uh.
Do you know, do you know your name?
- Joanne.
- Good, good, good
do you know what year it is?
- 1941.
- Okay, okay and uh.
Who is the president?
- I don't know, I don't know.
- Do you know where you are?
- I don't know, I don't know.
- Oh Jesus.
What about your son?
What's your son's name?
- My son?
- You don't know your son's name?
- My son?
- Okay, alright nevermind.
Its not important.
Its not important.
Oh Jesus, what am I gonna do?
Joanne?
- My mind is breaking.
My mind, I can't make thinks like before.
I mind is beginning break.
Its not think.
- Alright, alright,
its not important.
- I'm fading, I'm fading.
- Okay, just hold on, just hold on.
Stay with me, stay with me.
- Yes, yes.
- Yes.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Does that hurt?
- Yeah, not so much.
Its, it doesn't hurt as much.
Shoot me.
- I can't.
I can't do it.
- Shoot me!
- I can't do it Joanne.
- You have to do it.
- You're still here with me.
- Who, who are you?
- I'm Donald, I'm your husband.
I'm Jeffery's father.
Joanne.
Joanne, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I love, I love you.
- I love....
- Oh god.
- Haven't slept in three days.
My wife Laura hasn't eaten in five days.
She hasn't had any water
in five days, either.
And while I know
that I'm gonna die
or get infected
that doesn't mean that
I can't have some fun
because look
look what I've got.
I wish that that was tequila.
Because I drank all the tequila
three days ago
and I know that
I'm gonna die in this place.
- Okay things are coming back.
I can't do this quickly.
Okay so its not sleeping sickness
but what, what do we know
about sleeping sickness
is its protozoa,
really super primitive
form of life, protozoa.
You can't even see.
Protozoa.
That's what causes,
what are the protozoa, what diseases.
We need to be able to
find what's connecting
these together
cause it can explain how this work
because because because.
Something like toxoplasmosis from cats,
that's a protozoa disease
and you could have people who have this
and don't display symptoms for awhile
but its also connected with schizophrenia
which is amazing, right,
because we're talking about, again,
now protozoa that is somehow,
you know, in the brain
and its sort of a slow sort of issue.
Something that go a little faster.
You know you got that amoebic disease
where it eats away and moves through.
So there are other different kinds
of protozoa issues.
But trypanosomiasis,
no, no.
Gosh what's the name of it?
Its in my notes.
I've never studied it before.
trichomoniasis,
which is different.
This is a sexually transmitted disease
that is,
or obviously we know how that spreads
but this is not what we're talking about,
people biting each other.
But but but,
this disease, very specifically,
can gestate and men,
particularly, can have this for years
without spreading it
or sharing any symptoms.
They have this protozoa
disease lodged right there
and it doesn't happen.
So what we're talking about here
is perhaps, perhaps some sort of protozoa,
we don't know what it is,
that is widely infected,
who knows how it got there
but people have it,
everyone who gets bite,
people already have it.
The most universal exposure to this thing
is protozoa living in the brain.
Pass through the brain blood barrier
years ago and its lodged in the brain
and in these varying,
the centers you know aggression
and things like this.
What would happen now,
what would happen now,
if you got bit,
what would have to happen to your blood
in order to activate the protozoa.
Its not that you get infected,
that's the thing is this bite
is not an infectious bite.
The bite, its gotta be
a protein or a toxin
or something else that's
transmitted through the saliva
that when it hits the blood stream,
it activates those protozoa in ways
that they weren't active before.
You know maybe somehow
somehow they're in the brain
and they've linked up to sections to cells
already and created this sort of complex.
This happens in other sort of infections
and that complex sits there, sits there
and sits there and waits
and when the toxin works, it changes.
It changes quickly.
It changes immediately and,
and all of this happens.
I wouldn't believe it either,
but I saw it happen right there,
three minutes.
Look, I have to go.
I can't do this anymore.
Somebody's gonna have to get this
and figure it out for me.
They're coming back.
I think I can get out of the building.
I think I can get out but, I um.
Sorry.
- Jesus, where were you?
Is that blood on your shirt?
- I had to go on a food run.
- You told me you already had food.
- That was a couple weeks ago.
- Babe, babe what is on your shirt?
- I needed food, Stephanie.
Why is it so dark there?
What happened?
- Oh the generator is unreliable
so the lights are flaky but answer me,
what is that on your shirt?
- Blood.
- Is it yours?
Oh my god, did one of them bite you?
Did you get bit?
- Nothing bit me, I'm fine.
- Alright, well babe.
What the hell happened?
- You know Rakeem
the kid from next door?
- Yeah?
- He's always skateboarding
and wearing a batman shirt.
He was in a supermarket.
- I'm so sorry you had to do that.
I can't even imagine
but you know what,
he was already dead, okay?
It wasn't Rakeem anymore.
- He had this,
this big knife with him.
He must of got from the butcher.
So hungry.
I haven't eaten in days.
- I know, I know.
No one is gonna blame you.
- I shot him.
Over and over.
- Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
You said he was holding a knife.
How could he have been holding a knife
if he had already been turned into a?
- I have to be here for you.
Stephanie, I have to stay alive,
Stephanie for when you come home.
I need you to come home, Stephanie.
I need you.
- Babe, babe, no.
- Hey, I'm your daddy
and um, this is what I looked like
the day you were born.
Oh and this is your mommy and that's you.
You don't even have a name yet.
Its weird, right?
the truth is its kind of
a crazy time right now,
when you were born.
There's, well there's bad things out there
and so your mommy and I
are down here hiding
and we are keeping you safe, okay?
You're safe and that's okay.
This right here, this is what I'm proudest
of in the whole world, your mommy and you.
I'm not always that great at things,
been so many bad
businesses, bad decisions.
bad times.
And if I had to do one
thing right, one thing,
I am so glad that it is you and your mom.
- Who are you talking to?
- The baby.
Yeah.
- Oh.
- You want to say anything?
Jim?
- We gotta go, we gotta go.
- I can't, I can't.
I'm too tired.
- No come, we gotta.
- I'm so tired.
- I know you are.
I know how tired you are, please.
Shit, they're through, they're through.
- I can't.
- come on, yes you can.
You can do it.
You gotta.
Shit, come on.
- okay.
- Oh god.
Come on, come on.
Oh god.
Come on, we gotta move.
Come on, you can do this.
Come on.
Come on, they're so close.
Please, come on.
Let's get somewhere.
They're right behind us.
This way.
In here, quick.
Right this way.
- So my boy went across the street
to go see maybe, see what was going on.
Maybe they had the news going.
Try to figure out what's going on.
Where we can go
or anything like that.
He's been gone over an hour
and he hasn't come back yet
and I just don't know what's, what's.
Matt?
Matt, is that you?
Hey, you better not be
fucking with me, bro.
This is not a laughing matter, man.
I mean, for real, we don't even know
if this shit could be related
or it could be unrelated.
This isn't funny, man.
You got your laugh, just call it.
Matt!
Matt?
Oh shit!
Oh shit, dude.
Oh shit, shit!
- I'm just breaking out of jail now.
I don't know what these things are.
I know they killed my wife.
They killed my mom,
they killed everybody I know
but if I can make it out
of this prison alive.
I know one thing is true.
I am gonna kill everyone last one
of these motherfucking zombies.
That's my word or I will die trying.
- Hey guys.
I'm doing what I think is really
gonna be the final update.
I know I said before, I
don't see any hope for me.
I have absolutely no water, no food,
no nothing left.
I can't leave this room.
Yes, I know I could go out in the room
and then I would be attacked
and then I would end up turning into
what's happened to everyone else
and I don't want that.
I don't want to.
You know, I've always loved zombie movies
and all that kind of stuff
but I don't want that.
I don't want that to
be what happens to me.
I would rather stay in this room
and die in here
then have to you know to
have that happen to me.
I can't face that
reality of that happening
and you know,
I don't know if,
if that happened if I would know,
if I would remember myself before or what
but I'm, rather stay in this room
and totally starve to death
than have to have that happen to me
and I said, I'm in here
I can't watch TV, I can't do anything
I've been doing in here.
The lights off, absolutely starving
with absolutely nothing else to eat.
So, this will be my last video.
I hope I have enough
battery left on this phone
to get this uploaded.
If not, hopefully
somebody finds this phone
in years to come.
You know you see these videos
and just hope everyone doesn't forget me.
So thank you everyone who
watched and subscribed
to me all these years
and I'll see you guys later.
- Unexplained, as the violence.
- Hey man, don't be recording this shit.
- Don't trip man,
no ones ever gonna see this.
- You know this shits evidence, right?
- No this dead fool is evidence.
You expecting somebody?
- Nope.
- What are you doing, man?
- I'm gonna see what this fool wants.
- Fuck man.
- Bro, what the hell do
you think you're doing?
- That fucking crack head bit me, man.
You turn into one of those things.
- You can't just be
running in here like that.
Walk this way.
Through that door.
- Whoa.
Shit, what the fuck, dude.
You don't have to do this, man.
- You knocked on the wrong door, homie.
- Fuck.
- Now put your hands behind your back
and we'll talk about it.
- Fuck, come on, man.
- Don't move.
Quit moving.
You fucking problem with me, homeboy.
Sit up.
Got something special for you.
- Oh fuck.
- Here, take these.
- Dude, have you seen what's happening.
There's bigger shit going on out there.
- Business as usual.
- Dude, but there's like high speed chases
and crazy motherfuckers--
- Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, you like that shit?
- Gave him a good right there, huh?
- Hell yeah, bro.
Damn, you see this motherfucker's arm?
- What the fuck is that?
Man, what's up with that shit?
- Check that shit out.
- Holy fuck, that shits nasty.
Its deteriorating by the second.
- You said a crack head bit you?
Fucking from where man?
Not from LA, they don't
look like that around here.
- Homeboy's fucking.
I don't know, somethings
going on with him.
- Fuck.
Dude what the fuck?
- Hey, somethings
going on with his eyes, man.
Oh shit.
Hey somethings not right here, man.
Hey, somethings not right here, man.
Hey!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck!
Fuck, oh shit, man.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
No!
- Its okay.
Its okay.
Jimmy, please not.
Just turn it off, please.
- Come on, just say something to her.
You know, for the future.
- What future?
There is no future.
- Don't say that.
Its gonna be okay.
Alright?
Everything is gonna be okay.
Just say something to her.
You don't even have to look at the camera.
Just talk to her so that she knows
that you were here.
Okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Hi, sweetie.
I know you're scared.
I'm scared too.
- Hang on, hang on.
I think the batteries dying.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- No, its.
Look its okay, alright.
We'll just use yours,
use your phone, it will be fine.
We'll still get it.
Just, you know it will be okay.
Alright.
Okay.
How do I get back to the camera on this?
- Okay.
I want to do this, okay.
Before its too late, please.
I just, I want to film this, okay?
- Heather, who's David?
- What?
- Who's David?
- Give me my phone, sweetie.
- No, no.
"I have a right to know.
If you don't get the
test, I'm going to tell
your husband everything.
Call me as soon as you
hear from the doctor."
what is this?
- Its a joke, he was joking, sweetie.
Its nothing.
- What does he mean,
what test?
- Its nothing.
Okay, please.
We are a family now, alright?
We are a family.
Remember that.
We have to stick together.
- heather, what the fuck
is this?
- I met someone
and we dated
and it was a big mistake and I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
But, I ended it and,
and then I found out that I was pregnant.
- Did you get the test?
Jesus fucking Christ.
- Please, please Jimmy, please.
We are all she has.
We have to stick together for her.
We have to survive for her, please.
Please.
- She's not our baby.
- Oh god, oh god, they're here.
Please, please.
I can't do this without you.
Get up, please get up.
Please.
Oh my god no, no.
No!
No, Jimmy, please, no.
Jimmy, get up.
Get up, Jimmy.
Please, please get up.
No!
Not Jimmy.
Please, Jimmy.
Oh my baby.
Oh my baby.
Please no.
Please not my baby.
- I.
I'm alone in my flat.
I'm waiting for help.
I'm waiting for help, so please help me.
I will upload this clip
and if you, and please.
You have to find me and help me.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
They are everywhere around the house
and they are killing people.
They are running around and
they are killing people.
So please.
Help me.
Help me.
Please.
I.
I'm.
I, I.
Please.
Please help me.
- Stupid bitch.
You stupid fucking bitch.
So, it has been 29 days since
this so called outbreak.
I was gonna start this
video diary yesterday
but I thought someone may see me.
There have been various reports
of this so called infected
that since the television
stations went down.
The ones around here.
The ones around here are really fucked up.
I mean, for one, they're
super intelligent.
Well super intelligent
for raging lunatics.
I mean they hunt in packs
and they've got one or two scouts
and they go round looking for victims
and places to hunt.
They set up camp on what was once
a beautiful and quiet street.
I was on a food run the other day
and I saw a group of them.
They got this guy that
was hiding out in a shed.
Stand out is that once
they become infected,
they have this bloody x starts
spreading across their face.
I used to watch horror films
but man, this was something else.
I think that's enough for today.
This is Georgia Romero reporting
for the World is Fucked News.
No one knew I lived here.
I was kept in the back room.
His precious little secret.
I can't help but think
that when they took him away,
he finally got what he deserved.
All those nights of drunken abuse
paid back tenfold.
Now all I've got to do,
keep myself secret
and I may just survive this.
What a shitty time of year
to have the zombie Apocalypse.
Fucking Christmas.
I'm going to show you how
to make the perfect omelet.
So, there have been many arguments
about choosing duck eggs
but personally I prefer chicken.
I think they just taste rich.
Once the mixture hits the pan,
it will have its underlying coat.
Now is the prefect time to
add a fine mature cheddar.
Grated, of course, add this to the mixture
and it will start to melt.
And there you have it.
The prefect omelet.
Next week, we do shark fin soup.
man.
I'm so hungry.
Really do need to do a food run.
Fuck it.
I went on a food run last night
and one of the x marked lunatics saw me.
I mean I run back as fast I could
but they're not fucking slow.
On the plus side,
I did find his secret stash of alcohol.
Not like I can drink it though.
I can't.
Just can't.
I had,
I,
I really want a cheeseburger.
Its the end of the world as we know it
I knew it was a bad idea.
One of the x marked
psychos heard me last night
and fucking broke in.
Grabbed the empty vodka bottle
I smashed his head with
it until it was muck
and he was fucking laughing.
What the fuck does that mean?
Is it spread by blood?
Am I fucking infected?
I fucking fought back
and that's what kills me?
Its not fucking fair.
I just wanted to be free.
I just wanted to be free.
Wanted to be free.
Fucking free.
I'm fucking free.
I'm fucking free.
I'm fucking free.
I'm fucking free.
I'm fucking free.
- What the...
You see her?
Can you.
- I wouldn't open that door man.
I'm not opening that fucking door.
- No.
Well that fuckers so slow,
we'll just go out there
and kill that motherfucker
right now.
- And his leg's broken.
- That's even better.
That's why I got a fucking baseball bat.
You take out the other fucking leg.
- We got to get that truck, man.
- Alright.
Alright.
- Go help Joe.
- Hey, where's Joe?
- He's back that way somewhere.
Oh he's over there.
- You found the keys?
- They may be in the office.
- Alright.
Oh a pole.
Hey, you ladies want to
dance while we're going?
Waiting up here?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Alright, cool.
- Hey for real.
Any girl want to get on the pole?
- I know, seriously.
- If.
- I mean, we're gonna
have a whole lot of fun
for 30 seconds.
Yes, man.
I'm putting this shit on YouTube.
- Gonna mark the spot where
he can park at with the flare.
- Alright.
- We found a whip.
- You found a whip?
- We found a whip.
- Hell yeah.
- Who knew we'd
have some.
- What you find over there?
- Got some drinks.
- Drinks, some soda and candy.
- Oh candy.
- And some popcorn.
- Popcorn?
Hell yeah.
- Yeah not popcorn.
- They moving yet?
- Man, they still right there.
Hopefully we can get
that damn thing started.
- Oh shit.
- Ladies, ladies.
Here he comes.
- Alright, let's
get the last of the supplies
and let's go.
- Park it, park it, park it.
Perfect.
Right there.
- Come on.
- Come on hurry up.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
- We're waiting.
- Let's get the fuck in the truck!
- Alright, alright come.
Oh fuck.
Who the fuck?
- What the fuck is going on?
- What's going on?
- Get her, get her, get her.
- What happened?
- She got bit.
- Fuck.
- Everybody get in the truck!
- Come on, come on.
- One, two, three.
- Go, go, go.
Let's go, let's go.
Come on everybody, in.
In the truck.
- Get in the truck.
- Come on.
- come on.
Fuck.
Fucking shit.
Fuck.
I'm gonna check this shit out.
Oh shit.
- What the hell man?
Come on.
Come on.
- Fuck, fuck.
Fuck.
- Let's go, let's go.
Something was wrong, let's go.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- We're sealed, we're sealed.
Let's go.
- I don't want to die alone.
Nicki, if you ever see this.
I.
I was gonna ask you to marry me.
I'm sorry.
It won't stop bleeding.
It won't stop bleeding.
I don't want to die here.
I'm finding out how to stay awake.
The battery's going.
Its.
Really hard to keep my eyes open.
The battery's going on the camera.
I didn't think it last this long.
Now its just a matter of which
one of us will die first.
Me or the camera.
- This week the world died.
The world we know as is gone.
Its been stolen from us in a flash.
People said its,
people say that there is no cure
but I believe there will
be one in the future.
I don't know if the people infected
will be back to normal.
Who knows.
Do I want to live in a world like this.
- I'm making this video
to clear myself of any legal consequences
for what I'm about to do.
I don't know what else to do.
I can't just leave her here.
I.
I can't just leave.
I have to do it.
I have to kill my wife.
I have to show you.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
Laura?
I have...
I have to do it.
Laura, say something.
Laura.
- Its been about a month.
Since this whole thing has started.
I was with a group for awhile but
they're gone now.
I found a cafe.
What's left of one, anyway.
There's some canned food out the back
and a couch to sleep on.
If sleep is even possible right now.
The food should last me a week,
maybe two.
After that,
I don't know.
I guess I'll just keep moving.
I don't know what happened.
I mean, one day
everything was normal
and then the next
there are these people
but they're not people.
They're dead.
And the ones that are still alive,
I mean they want to kill you anyway
cause they either want your stuff
or they just don't want
an extra mouth to feed.
I guess its safe to say
that humanity is dead.
So I might as well be, too.
I don't even know if my
family is still alive
and when I go outside I see these people
that I went to school with
but they're not people anymore.
I hope someone finds this video.
Cause if you do,
then it means you made it
and if you can make it through this,
if you can make it through
the virus of the dead
you'll be okay.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You okay?
- No.
But I don't want to talk about it.
How's it going there?
- A few of the villagers decided
to look for a wild pig
and some other food in the jungle
but they haven't come back yet
and then a few more
decided to take the
into town and we needed
fuel for the generator
but its really quiet here.
- Its been quiet here for days.
There are fewer and fewer uploads
on whatever's left of the internet.
I heard some chatter about...
- wait, babe what is that?
What is that?
Chris, Chris?
(airplane flying overheard.
- That, my love,
is a motherfucking apache helicopter.
Yeah, you know what that means?
That means that somebody out there
still has their shit together.
- You think so?
- Yes, yes we're gonna pull through this.
We are gonna,
and you're gonna come home.
- I need to come home.
I've been so scared.
- Hey, babe, who's that behind you?
- What's?
Oh my god.
- Stephanie, run.
Run!
Stephanie!