[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING]
WOMAN: Okay, here we go.
Two truths, one lie. [CHUCKLES]
MAN: I love your obsession
with this game.
Okay. One, there is a huge
wine cellar in the basement,
and we have total access.
- Well, that's impossible.
- Mm-hmm.
WOMAN: Okay, um, two,
the hot tub is
currently out of service.
- It's very sad for us.
- Mm-hmm.
WOMAN: Um, three,
the house does have Wi-Fi,
so you can answer
your damn work emails.
Hmm, let me think.
Well, the lie
is obviously number one.
No one would be crazy enough
to give us access
to their wine cellar.
I'm very sorry, Mr. Palmer,
but that is incorrect.
[CHUCKLES]
The house
doesn't have a hot tub,
just, like, an incredible pool.
Oh, wait. So the wine cellar
thing is real?
Better than your hotel?
BRYAN: Is this it?
I-I don't know. Um...
Hey, are you sure
that this is the right place?
Because this...
Oh, thank God.
You were about to be
wildly optimistic
about that place.
- [LAUGHS]
- Weren't you? Yes.
- Mmm! Yes, you were.
- It was... It was funky!
- It was like... It had character.
- Ah, you are so cute!
- Yeah, it was so...
- Rustic.
Yeah, so, so rustic.
Hey, is this it?
I think this is the place.
No way.
Yeah. Yeah, this is it.
- What?
- Oh, my...
It's even bigger
than the picture.
You turn... Okay.
So cool.
[LOCK CLICKING]
Oh, look at this place. [GASPS]
Amazing.
- Holy shit!
- It's amazing. [LAUGHS]
Are you serious?
Bet I can see it all first!
[SQUEALS]
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Ah, the kitchen!
Ah, this place is amazing.
- [GASPS]
- What?
It's gorgeous. It's so gorgeous.
"Welcome home.
"Please treat this house
as yours for the next six days
"while you have all the privacy
you could ever want.
I am only a town over should you
need anything at all. Eduardo."
Treat this house as ours, huh?
And little does he know
how we treat our house.
We kind of have an abusive
relationship with our house.
What are you saying?
You saying I did good?
- Wow, you did so good.
- [SQUEALS]
- Shit!
- Oh!
Oh, my God. [LAUGHS]
Ah, I'm gross right now, anyway.
No, I love gross.
No, I'm, like, really gross.
I stink.
And, um, you should stink,
but all I can smell
is your delicious cologne.
Love how this
always works on you.
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[WOMAN SINGING IN ITALIAN]
Interesting range, Eduardo.
[MUSIC, SINGING FADES]
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- We made it.
- We made it.
- We are here.
- I mean,
it's almost as good
as Martha's Vineyard.
What is up with you
and your obsession
with Martha's Vineyard?
I... I mean,
you loved Martha's Vineyard.
No. This is so much better.
Are you kidding?
Mmm. You're calling that
already, huh?
Absolutely.
I mean, look at this.
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
Listen to it.
It's like we're the only
two people in the world.
[CHUCKLES]
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
Oh, my God.
It's just us. So...
Why don't we put those away,
lock them away?
No... No more emails, texts...
Instagram.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Oh, really?
You're not gonna be
on Instagram all week?
I don't need Instagram
when I'm with you.
- Oh, you don't need Instagram?
- No.
I mean, I don't know what we
could just do, the two of us
without any interactions
all the way out here.
What could we do out here?
I don't know.
I have a few ideas, though.
- You do?
- Hmm, yeah.
- Like what?
- I don't know, honey.
Go put our phones away,
and I'll... I'll show you.
You'll show me?
[LAUGHS]
Mine's upstairs!
Yeah.
[CELLPHONE RINGTONE PLAYING]
[RINGTONE STOPS]
[CELLPHONE CHIRPS]
Look at you
in all those clothes.
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
What's wrong?
I love you...
so, so, so much.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Sorry. I just can't
with those things watching us.
Stupid.
Hey...
we came here to fix this, right?
We're not gonna leave
until we do.
Right. Uh...
two truths, one lie. You ready?
No. I'm sleeping.
Okay, well, one,
you're not really sleeping.
You just don't
wanna talk to me right now.
Two, I just popped
three Viagras in the bathroom.
Three...
Cassie.
[SIGHS]
[BIRD WARBLES]
[SOFT HUMMING]
[HUMMING CONTINUES]
[SOFT SCRATCHING]
[SCRATCHING, HUMMING STOP]
Eduardo.
[WOMAN MOANS]
[MOANING]
[MOANING CONTINUES]
Mm, I love fucking you.
[MOANING]
[PANTING]
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
BRYAN: Why would you
do this, Cass?
How the fuck could you do this?!
How could you do this?!
[GROANS]
Oh, fuck. [PANTING]
[GROANS]
[SIGHS]
[WINCING]
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
Oh. Hello!
Hi! Ciao!
Hey, asshole!
[TIRES SKID]
Oh, shit.
Ohh!
[PANTING]
I... I think I sprained my ankle.
Do you... Do you speak English?
[CLEARS THROAT]
May I?
[GASPING]
How long before this happen?
Um, five minutes ago, maybe.
Hmm.
Good.
If it was serious,
it'd be a balloon already.
[CHUCKLES]
I can fix this for you
if you want.
Okay.
CASSIE: There?
That's your house?
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
We passed that last night. Huh.
Have you... Have you
lived there a long time, or...
My whole life.
Wow. Must be a peaceful life.
I'm... I'm from
the opposite of this,
just outside of New York.
Have you, um,
ever been to the... the U.S.?
Oh. Why not?
Too many people.
God, it's so beautiful here.
I just... I can't get over it.
Have you seen
the inside of the house?
Oh, my God, really?
Well, you should come in.
I could make some coffee and...
- No.
- Well, it's the least I can do.
Mm, you're very kind,
but I must go now.
Well, thank you for saving me.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Uh, I owe you.
Oh!
In Italy, you know,
we kiss when... Yeah.
Okay.
Bye.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Hi!
I'm back. [CHUCKLES]
Hope you liked
my surprise this morning.
[GASPS]
I'm sorry.
- My God.
- I'm so sorry.
I didn't want you...
Oh, such a disaster.
I'm so sorry.
No, it's... it's okay.
Sorry. I'm... I'm skittish.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Did you...
You changed your mind?
Yes. I would love
that cup of coffee.
[CHUCKLES]
Okay.
[WATER RUNNING]
[BANGS TOOTHBRUSH]
CASSIE: Oh, no, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
I see him perhaps
one time per month,
so I would not say
I'm so close with Eduardo.
People are very private here.
Well, thanks
for making the exception.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Not at all. You're joking.
[DOOR OPENS]
- Hey.
- Hey.
- What's going on?
- Hey.
Um, this is Federico,
Eduardo's neighbor.
Um, this is Bryan,
my... my boyfriend.
Ciao. Federico.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Ahh. What happened? You okay?
Yeah, I'm just...
I'm a total klutz.
I fell on my run, so...
Uh, Federico drove by,
though, and saved me. [CHUCKLES]
You remember that house
we passed yesterday?
Yeah, Federico
lives there, so...
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
Um, but he was just telling me
about the town, um, Todi.
There's some kind
of really nice marketplace.
I was thinking
we could go today.
The Fair of San Guido.
It's nice.
- It's, um, really...
- You, um...
You okay to walk on that?
Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, it hasn't ballooned up yet.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I have to go in town
this afternoon,
so if you want,
I can drive you there.
That would be amazing, actually.
No, that's fine. We can call...
A cab might be easier.
[CHUCKLES] Good luck
getting a taxi out here.
I mean...
[TRUCK HORN HONKS]
He did kind of save me.
Had to be
a sexy Italian guy, huh?
It was just a ride.
We don't have to hang out
with him once we get there.
Okay.
Okay. I'm gonna take a shower.
Come join me.
I'll be up in a minute.
[CHUCKLES]
[SNAP]
[SNAP]
[LID SNAPS]
[SIGHS]
[GASPS] What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
You scared me.
Hi.
I missed you.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Sorry.
[FLY BUZZING]
Sorry.
[MAN BREATHING HEAVILY]
[BRYAN PANTING]
[FEDERICO HUMMING A TUNE]
[CELLPHONE TEXTS CHIRPING]
Travel a lot together?
Yeah. Yeah, we've been
to quite a few places.
[SONG IN ITALIAN PLAYING SOFTLY]
How did you meet?
Uh, we met at a coffee shop.
You don't have to lie to him.
Who cares?
We met on... on Tinder.
Tinder?
Um, it's like, um, a dating app.
You match with someone
on your phone.
- Ah.
- Yeah.
Bryan likes to say
we met at a coffee shop,
'cause it's the first place
we met in person.
He thinks the truth cheapens us.
Wow. You're one
to talk about truth.
I understand.
I mean, men prefer to think
in grand gestures.
You need some drama to fall
in love, isn't it, Bryan? Hmm?
He still did that.
He just saved it
to the third date.
Huh. How?
I... I cooked her dinner.
You know, candles,
roses, wine, you know,
whole nine yards.
Chicken picatta
in this amazing lemon sauce.
It was... It was incredible.
I was ready to marry him
after that meal.
He hasn't cooked a meal since.
FEDERICO: Welcome to Todi.
So there is much to do here.
Great caf down there
and marketplace up the street,
which will give you
the real sense of Italy.
I mean, it's perfect.
Thank you so much.
My pleasure. Would you like me
to drive you back later?
Oh, that would be great,
actually, yeah.
No. We're...
We can manage. Thanks.
- Sure?
- Yeah.
Thanks for the ride.
Are you serious?
That's how you treat the guy
who just gave us a ride?
Oh, I wonder why that is.
Oh, yeah,
because no one is just nice.
[BRYAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Don't be naive, Cassie. I...
Hey, I saw the way
he was looking at you.
You saw what you wanted to see.
Oh, please.
Cassie, where are you going?
Cassie, I-I'm sorry.
- No, you're not.
- You know what?
Yeah, you're right.
I shouldn't have to apologize
for your incredible ability
to make friends with assholes!
Oh, you think
this is about Federico?
- Oh, my God.
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
Hey, talk to me.
I know it's my fault, okay?
I know.
I know what I did to you.
I know how I hurt you.
Cassie...
I know you don't look at me
the same way anymore.
I can't stop seeing it.
Seeing what?
You and him, okay?
Every time I look at you,
it just... a visual...
What do you visualize?
What do... What do you imagine?
It lasted all of two minutes,
okay?
I was so drunk,
I couldn't even see straight,
and then I was
sober enough in the car
to realize what I'd done, and...
Or maybe... maybe you should know
that I had been shooting down
his advances for weeks,
that you and I were fighting,
and he offered to be
a shoulder to cry on,
and I... I never... I never...
I know he's still calling you.
Did you go through my phone?
That wasn't your mom last night.
Did you go through my phone?
Are you still fucking him?
- This is broken.
- No. It broke
when you let some other guy's
dick inside of you.
Cass... Ah, fuck.
CASSIE: Sorry.
[ATM BEEPS]
[ATM BEEPS]
Come on.
What's going on?
[LAUGHS]
Can I help you?
Please.
How much?
How much does it cost
to get back to the house?
[MONEY DISPENSES]
[CHUCKLES]
How do you always manage
to appear whenever I need help?
Your knight in shining armor.
[LAUGHS]
You know,
someone fucks up one time,
and you
just can't make it better.
Thank you for...
for helping me twice in one day.
[SONG PLAYING IN ITALIAN]
Ah, no, no.
Uh, Maker's on the...
rocks.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
[CONVERSING IN ITALIAN]
Bryan.
Mm.
What are you doing here?
What are you drinking?
I... No idea.
It's not what I ordered.
What did you order?
Uh, Maker's on the rocks.
Lucio, due whisky con ghiaccio.
Sorry about that. I mean...
he's an asshole.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I didn't expect
to find you in this place.
Yeah. Uh, well,
Cassie went back to the house.
She wasn't feeling well.
Oh.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah.
Well...
to a drink between men then.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Mmm.
[SIGHS]
- Mmm.
- [LAUGHS]
Good.
My turn. Two more.
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
[CRYING]
This guy she worked with...
he worked in accounting, Justin.
And I was at their
company Christmas party.
Had a pretty epic fight
earlier that night.
You know, I was...
I was in a band.
[LAUGHS] I was gonna be
a rock star, you know,
and just elope
with the perfect girl
when I found her.
But instead, I...
am stuck in fucking finance,
and I'm too afraid to commit
to the perfect girl
that's right in front of me.
How fucking pathetic is that?
Hmm.
Had you met this Justin?
Yeah, a couple times, yeah.
God, and I fucking
knew it, too, you know?
I could see it in his eyes.
And you?
Did you...
Did I... Oh.
You know, God,
mm, sometimes I wish
that I could,
you know, just to, uh...
Even the playing field. Hmm?
Yeah, just to even
the playing field,
you know,
just so she knows what it's like
to... to just see it
every time you close
your fucking eyes.
Hmm.
Excuse me a moment.
Yeah.
Okay, so enough of my sob story.
Um, what's up with you, man?
- What about me?
- I don't know, man.
I mean, you just popped up
out... out of thin air.
You know, I mean, what do you...
what do you do for a living?
Well, um, I work with computers.
Mmm, so you're an I.T. guy?
- Exactly.
- Ah, yes.
- Web stuff, you know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you got that whole very...
very quiet,
smart thing going on, yeah.
[LAUGHS]
- What?
- What's happening?
What? No.
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm good.
They look at you.
- No. No, no.
- Come on.
You wanna meet them?
Mm.
No, no, no, I'm good. No.
[CHUCKLES] Oh, come on.
I'm... I'm...
Alessandra!
- Oh, God.
- Hello.
Ciao, Federico.
- Ciao. Ciao.
- [KISSING]
Please come. I introduce you.
Bryan visiting from America.
Alessandra. [KISSING]
- Hi.
- Isabella.
- Isabella.
- Hello.
Thank you.
Um, so is he
showing you a good time?
It was getting boring, actually,
before your stunning arrival.
[CHUCKLES]
So do you want to join us?
S!
Come on. Have a seat. [LAUGHS]
BRYAN: Ah, wow.
[CELLPHONE CHIRPS]
[MUTED CHATTER]
Let's play a game, hmm?
What do you think about that?
Which... Which kind of game?
It's called two truths
and one lie.
Bryan, do you know the game?
It's easy. I say three things,
and you pick up
which one of them is a lie.
I go first.
[CHUCKLES]
Uno, Bryan's girlfriend
was unfaithful.
- She fucked another man...
- Hey, hey.
And he didn't do
a thing about it.
[GROANS]
Due, Bryan is definitely
going to remember this
tomorrow morning.
[LAUGHTER]
Tre, Cassie is all alone
at the house right now...
and I have the key.
[LAUGHS]
[FLOOR CREAKING]
CASSIE: Mmm.
Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
Come...[KISSING]
Come back to bed.
[SIGHING]
[SCOOTER ENGINE BUZZING]
[BELL PEALING]
Where's my phone?
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
FEDERICO: Bryan.
Hello?!
[LAUGHTER]
FEDERICO: Bye.
[BRYAN GROANING]
Uh, sorry. Are you free for...
- Yes.
- Yeah? Grazie.
Cass?
Cassie?
[TELEPHONE LINE RINGING]
[SIGHS]
[CELLPHONE RINGTONE PLAYING]
Aw, Jesus.
Are you just getting here?
Yeah.
God, I thought you, uh...
thought you might have left.
Where were you last night?
I tried calling you
a million times.
I decided to stay at a hotel,
thought it might be best for us
to have a night to ourselves.
Look, Cass...
[SIGHS]
I think I lost my phone.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER ECHOING]
Bryan...
[CHUCKLES]
Cassie is all alone
in the house right now.
[CHUCKLES]
And I have the key.
[DOOR OPENS]
Was Federico here last night?
Are you fucking serious?
- Are you kidding me?
- Look...
he didn't come by at all?
No. D-Do you really wanna
start this again right now?
Look, I...
I just don't trust that guy!
No, Bryan, you don't trust me!
Look, I just...
I ran into him
in town last night,
and I just don't want him
coming by here anymore.
Fine. You know, he's been
nothing but nice to us.
[SCOFFS]
What did he do?
I'm going for a walk.
Hello?!
- Knock, knock.
- [GASPS]
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Don't mean to startle you.
The door was open.
Sorry. I, um...
I didn't hear you come in.
Federico, what are...
what are you doing here?
Uh, after seeing you in town,
I thought I'd bring
something to cheer you up.
I'm told I make a fantastic
coniglio cacciatora. Hmm?
[ANIMAL CHITTERS]
CASSIE: That's crazy. [LAUGHS]
Yeah. I mean...
BRYAN: Hey.
What the hell
are you doing here?
[CHUCKLES]
Speak of the Devil,
and he will come.
Yeah. Federico
was just telling me
all about your night last night.
You... You left a lot out.
- What?
- I mean, I was telling her
how much fun we had last night.
Yeah. Um, didn't tell me
you made new friends. [CHUCKLES]
He... He said you
weren't even buying drinks
by the end of the night.
Never get that buddy-buddy
with the bartender
when we go out.
I guess... I mean, they just
love Americans here, hmm?
What do you think, Bryan?
What are you...
What are you doing here?
Um, Federico was nice enough
to come make us dinner.
Coniglio cacciatora?
- Brava. [CHUCKLES]
- Rabbit stew.
Uh, it's not a chicken
piccata, I know, but...
Could I speak with you
for a second inside?
Of course.
I was about to ask you
to help me
to set the table, hmm?
My God.
Hey, you need
to leave right now.
What? We're not friends anymore?
Friends? Friends?
I don't even know
who the hell you are.
I know who you're not.
You're not
Eduardo's fucking neighbor.
Bryan...[CHUCKLES]
Tell me,
which one of them was better?
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on.
Alessandra? Isabella?
It's been so long
since I have had them myself.
Can you please
refresh my memory?
Nothing happened.
What was it you said you wanted,
an even playing field?
I think you had
the night of a rock star.
What the hell do you want?
Nothing, nothing.
Just introduce you and Cassie
to one of the great
Italian delicacy.
Of course, there is another way
this could go, isn't there?
CASSIE: Hey.
You guys doing okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Come on. Let's go to eat.
Oh, here we are.
[CHUCKLES]
CASSIE: Oh, wow. Smells amazing.
Here we are.
Okay.
Oh, my God. This is amazing.
- Hmm.
- Seriously, Bryan.
Wow.
Don't tell me
you are a vegetarian.
No. No, I'm... I'm not.
So how long did you say
you were Eduardo's neighbor for?
I don't believe I did.
Few years. Why you ask?
It's your house.
Up close, just feels...
Well, "rustic" is the word.
[LAUGHS]
Part of the charm, no?
So you, um...
you live there alone?
Bravo. [CHUCKLES]
That's right.
No wife? No girlfriend?
Bryan.
- What?
- Come on.
I mean, he's an attractive guy.
You know, he can cook.
It's just surprising, is all.
You see, I don't play around.
I want to find the right woman
and commit.
Well, if you
make this for a woman,
oh, man, she would melt
in your hands, seriously.
[CHUCKLES]
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Is that what it takes, Cassie?
I see what you meant.
What'd you say?
No, I didn't say anything.
Oh, come on. You said enough.
What did you say to him, Bryan?
I didn't say...
Tell her what you told me.
[CHUCKLES]
Okay, I will tell her.
He told me about you.
I must say...
I could have guessed it
the moment I set my eyes on you.
The way you carry yourself.
How do I...
How do I carry myself?
You let people inside,
don't you?
You trust in people.
You invited me in
without question.
It takes a very special person
to open herself up like that.
[LAUGHS]
He wouldn't shut up
about how special you are.
[CHUCKLES]
You should have see it.
[CHUCKLING] I mean, Bryan...
oh, my God.
This right here
is a man in love.
[SIGHS]
You know what I love
about rabbit?
The hunt, yeah.
It's not like deer hunting.
Pull the trigger,
bam, it's over.
No. With rabbit, it's different.
You lure it in,
make it feel safe,
make it think it can trust...
and then you wait, patient,
the moment when the trap snaps,
pop.
The look in its eyes
when it realizes...
Ah, la vittoria of the hunt
makes this meal
so exquisite, hmm?
[LAUGHS] Oh.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
Come on, Bryan. Eat.
Well, let me help.
Look, I think it's time
for you to go now.
No dessert?
Listen to me closely.
If you leave now
and never come back,
I won't call the police.
You wouldn't.
Try me.
You know how long
they'll put me away
for cooking your dinner?
[LAUGHS]
Do it. Defend her honor.
[SIGHS]
[PLATES CLATTER]
Um, where did...
where did he go?
I asked him to leave.
Hey, don't start with me, Cass.
No. Are you kidding?
I'm... I'm glad.
That was... I mean,
you were right about him.
Look, he's not
Eduardo's neighbor.
- What?
- He doesn't live in that house.
That's where I went
on my walk earlier.
No one lives there.
It's abandoned.
I mean, why would he lie to us?
Look, I don't know,
but, hey, look,
if he shows up again,
we're gonna call
the police, okay?
Who are you calling now?
I just think Eduardo should know
that some strange man
is coming around his property,
harassing his guests.
BRYAN: Uh, ciao.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
I'm staying at your house
this week.
Listen. I just wanted to call
and talk to you
about this... this guy
who's been coming around,
claiming to be your neighbor.
Look, I don't want
to have to involve the police
about, you know, the situation.
His... His name is,
uh, Federico, and...
[SIGHS]
Hey. So what did he say?
- I left him a message.
- Okay.
Come here. Need to talk
to you for a second.
[TYPING]
Look, I need
to tell you something.
Okay.
I was with two girls last night.
Okay, we were
just drinking in the bar,
and I ended up
getting really drunk,
and they helped me
back to a hotel.
Look, nothing happened.
I just...
Nothing happened?
Because...
Because you were too drunk,
or because you
didn't want it to happen?
No, because I-I wanted
to be here with you, okay?
Oh, God, fuck, Bryan.
It's just... I've just
been waiting for this,
like, to happen, where you
want to get back at me
or... or take revenge
or something, you know?
I want things to be
the way they once were, okay?
I mean, sometimes we
just slip right back into it.
I know.
- [SIGHS] I just can't stop...
- Oh, my God.
Seeing those images in my head.
I mean, it's something
that I have to deal with.
Listen, I...
I don't talk to him, okay?
I haven't talked to him
in months.
He... He calls me sometimes, yes,
but I haven't talked to him
since I quit my job.
Oh, I love you, Bryan.
I... I want to spend
my entire life with you,
but... but not if it's
a prison for you,
not if what I did...
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Oh, God, I'm sorry. I...
- BRYAN: God.
- If we have any, any chance
of making this work,
we gotta trust each other, okay?
You know, I-I'm willing
to do whatever it takes.
I'm willing to do anything,
but you... you have to feel
the same way.
That's all I want.
That's all I want.
Let's start over, okay?
Go get us
a bottle of wine, and...
and meet me in the bedroom
in 10 minutes.
We're gonna make this
better, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
[SIGHS]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[LATCH CLICKS]
[DOOR THUMPS]
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
[SIGHS]
Hey, Cassi...
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
Cassie!
[BAND PLAYING]
[MAN SINGING IN ITALIAN]
There was no way
that was 10 minutes.
Cassie!
Okay, throwing the blindfold on!
Ready!
[WIND BLOWING]
[MUFFLED MUSIC ECHOING]
[FLOOR CREAKING]
Mm.
You put on that cologne. Heh.
Mmm.
Mmm.
[GIGGLING]
[POUNDING]
[GIGGLES]
[RATTLING]
[SCRAPING]
[CAN CLATTERS]
Ohh.
[CLATTERING]
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTING]
Jeez.
[TV CLICKS]
Bryan?
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
Found your phone.
[MUSIC, CHATTER ON VIDEO]
WOMAN: "Bella."
Like, "Ciao, bella."
[LAUGHING]
Say, "Ciao, bella."
"Ciao, bella."
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
[WOMAN LAUGHS]
Oh, it's crazy.
You're so crazy tonight.
[SNIFFLES]
[BRYAN GRUNTING]
[CELLPHONE BUZZING]
Fuck you.
[SCREAMS]
Did you put him up to it?
Getting me drunk
so I wouldn't come home?
- What are you talking about?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Was it your idea to make a tape
so I would see it
for real this time?
- I know what you did. Huh?
- Where did you find that?
I know what you
fucking did, Bryan!
I don't know
what you're talking about!
You fucked those two girls,
you fucking, lying asshole!
I don't know
what you're talking about!
What are you
fucking talking about?
- I'm talking about Federico!
- Fuck Federico!
I never fucking
touched him, huh?
You fucking got your revenge!
You got what you wanted!
Oh, shut the fuck up!
Was this your plan
the entire time?
Or could you
just not help yourself?
Bryan! What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Has it been here the whole time?
- [MOANS]
- Wait.
- Let me see.
- What... What are you doing?
Hold on.
[CELLPHONE BUZZING]
CASSIE: What is going on?
Look, were you just upstairs
a minute ago blindfolded?
Yeah. You told me to.
No. That was
fucking Federico. He set...
- That wasn't you?
- No! He set the whole thing up!
He's been playing us
the entire time.
Bryan, how would
he have cameras...
Think, think, Cassie! Think.
Okay, have you seen Eduardo?
Have you heard his voice?
- Federico is Eduardo.
- Oh, my God.
He made
the whole fucking thing up
just to lure us
inside of this house.
We just need to call the police
and get the fuck out of here.
[WOMAN SPEAKING ITALIAN]
Hey, uh, ciao.
Um, Listen, we have a...
[LINE CLICKS]
Hello?
Bryan, what happened?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
H-Hello? Fuck!
What happened?
The phone died! Fuck!
- Oh, my God.
- Wait.
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God.
Cassie, look,
I swear I don't remember this.
He must have fucking drugged me.
Just call the police, okay?
It's not fucking working!
God, it's broken. It's...
Let's get my phone.
It's upstairs.
- Fuck!
- It's upstairs.
[GASPS] Oh, my God.
Oh, Bryan.
I wish you hadn't seen that.
Hey, hey,
we just want to leave, okay?
We won't tell anybody
about any of this, okay?
I usually just watch. I promise.
Then I drove past you
on that road.
You needed help. I helped you.
I didn't know
we would fall in love.
Hey, listen, man.
We just wanna go home, okay?
Whatever... Whatever this is,
look, we will
just forget about it, okay?
No harm, no foul.
No harm, no foul.
Look, neither of us
are hurt, okay?
We could just leave this
like we were never even here.
I don't think
this is possible now.
Bryan!
[BRYAN COUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
Fuck you!
[SCREAMING]
- [GURGLING]
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
- Babe! Babe! Babe!
Babe. Babe. Babe.
Babe. Babe. Babe.
- Babe. Babe.
- [BOTH PANTING]
CASSIE: Oh, my... Oh, my God.
He was gonna kill you.
- Shh. Shh.
- He was gonna kill you!
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
Hey, no, no, no.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Oh, babe. Oh, I didn't mean it.
Bryan? Bryan, what is that?
Oh, my God.
He was gonna kill you.
Now we're... Oh, shit.
- He was gonna kill you.
- Clean up the blood!
Clean up the blood.
Clean up the blood!
Okay, okay, okay.
[GROANING]
Cassie, come on! Come on.
Okay.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
[BOTH PANTING]
[POUNDING CONTINUES]
Shh, shh.
[POUNDING]
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
Wait. I think...
Oh, wait.
- [LOCK CLICKING]
- [GASPS]
[WIND BLOWING]
Buonasera?
Hello?
Bryan?
Is anybody here?
Bryan?
Cassie?
Hey. Eduardo?
Ah. Bryan?
- Ciao.
- Ciao. Buonasera.
I received your message
about this man
who's been bothering you.
Ah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
I wasn't expecting you
to come all the way out here.
Oh, no, please.
It's nothing to make sure
my guests are comfortable.
I am the one who must apologize.
[CHUCKLES]
Ah, you must be Cassie.
Mm. Hi.
So wonderful to meet you both.
My apologize that it's
under such circumstances.
Uh, yeah, no, us, too.
So, um...
has this man come back around?
No. It's been...
It's been pretty quiet
ever since I...
I called you, so...
Uh-huh.
Do you know him?
What did you say his name was?
Federico. At least,
that's what he told us.
Federico. Right.
[CHUCKLES] Uh, sad case.
Um, he used to live in the house
down the street a bit
before he lost it.
- [FLY BUZZING]
- Uh, money troubles, I believe.
Uh, I didn't know
he was still around here.
Um, do you think
he will continue to be a bother?
I think we got our point across.
Okay. Uh, well, um,
if you don't mind,
uh, perhaps
I check the rest of the house?
No, no, that's...
that's all right.
Yes. Make sure
everything is secure.
Uh, I mean, it's...
it's your house.
All right.
Do you think he saw?
Okay, we... we have to tell him.
Are you fucking crazy?
He's a nice guy. He can help us.
We just murdered someone
in his house.
What? No, it's self-defense.
It wasn't murder.
Yeah. Yeah, at first,
but not when he was
on the ground
having a fucking seizure.
Bryan, you saw him. You saw him.
He was beating on you.
He wouldn't have
let us leave, okay? I...
I had to. It wasn't...
It wasn't murder.
Yeah, but it
wasn't murder, Bryan.
Look, I know that.
I know that, and you know it,
but they're
not gonna believe that
once they see you
beating his brains in on tape.
Oh, God. Oh, my God!
But I can explain
what he did to us.
Look, we are in... we are
in a foreign country, okay?
His country.
I was with him in town.
- People liked him.
- Oh, my God.
All right, we are
not winning this, okay,
- at least not here. Look...
- But I can't...
- I can't... Bryan!
- Listen!
Listen. Listen to me.
I am not letting you
go down for this, okay?
What are you gonna do?
[FOOTSTEPS]
[SCREAMING] Fuck you! Fuck you!
Babe! Babe! Babe!
Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe. Babe.
[CHAIR CLATTERS]
You look nervous.
I know. I... I just had
a long day, I think, 'cause...
[CHUCKLES]
Your vacation hasn't gone
quite as expected, I imagine.
No, it's been great.
Where is Bryan?
Oh, he's upstairs.
Do you want me to get him?
- I can get him if you'd like.
- No, no, no.
I can do that myself.
Okay.
You and I
must have a talk first.
Why don't you tell me
what you did?
My God.
I didn't do anything.
No, no, no. Don't.
This will go much easier for
both of us if you just say it.
So what did you do?
I... haven't done anything.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
What are you...
Oh, just how
you murdered Federico?
No. Listen.
Okay, it was self-defense.
And this, too?
Sneaking up on me to what?
Defend yourself?
No. I wasn't gonna...
I was just being careful, okay?
S. You could have shown
Federico the same caution.
He didn't leave us any choice.
This did not
have to become so messy.
We could have helped each other,
but now I cannot
trust you, Bryan.
- [GROANING]
- CASSIE: Oh!
No, no, no.
No, no, no. No.
No, no, no.
This one's not on you.
[GROANS]
[SHELL CLINKS]
[MUSIC PLAYING ONLY]
- [CASSIE COUGHS]
- [GRUNTING]
Okay, grab his legs.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
- BRYAN: Okay. 1, 2, 3.
- 2...
Hey.
Did you find them all?
I think so.
Are you sure?
I... I destroyed the hard drive
that they record on,
so it's all gone.
Bryan,
whatever happens between us,
no one could ever know, okay?
It's gotta be our secret.
No one will ever know.
Okay? Only us.
Okay.
Come here.
It's gonna be okay, okay?
Okay.
- It's gonna be fine.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
- 1, 2, 3.
- 2.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[MEN SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
Holy shit.
[SPEAKING HINDI]
MAN: Hey, catch this.
[INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING]
Oh, you're so far away.
I'm here.