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Where'd You Go, Bernadette (2019)
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Have you ever heard that the brain is like a discounting mechanism? Say someone gives you a present and it's a diamond necklace and you open it and you love it. You're all happy at first and then the next day it still makes you happy but a little bit less so. A year later, you see the necklace and you think, "Oh, that old thing." And do you know why your brain discounts things? It's for survival. You need to be prepared for new experiences because they could signal danger. Wouldn't it be great if we could reset that since there aren't a lot of saber-toothed tigers jumping out at us? Seems like a design flaw that our brain's default settings signal danger and survival instead of something like joy or appreciation. I think that's what happened to my mom. She got so focused on picking up danger signals that her discounting mechanism forgot to see all the good stuff in her life. And maybe Dad had quit seeing the diamond necklace side of Mom. Do you have any idea how strong I'm being? How much my heart is breaking 'cause you want to go off to boarding school? If you didn't want me to go away to boarding school, you shouldn't have made it sound like so much fun. Ugh, yeah, right. So it's my fault. It's not loading my workout. Got it. Do you guys remember when you told me if I got perfect grades all the way through middle school I could have anything I wanted as a graduation present? I... D-Did we say that? I think it was to ward off any further talk of a pony. Well, that's what I wanted when I was little. Now I want something completely different. You wanna know what it is? I don't know. Do we? Does it entail leaving the house? A family trip to Antarctica! We have to go over Christmas break. As in a month? Oh, yeah. Obviously, 'cause it's their summer. It's about the only time you could go. Yeah, 'cause ponies are cute and maybe not as much trouble as we thought. What do you say there, Mom? Isn't this a bad time for you because of work? We're studying Antarctica in school. I've read all the explorers' journals, and I'm doing my final presentation on Shackleton. And now is a good time to go before another ice sheet collapses and the whole thing melts. Oh, my God. I can't believe neither of you are saying no. I'm waiting for you. You hate traveling. I w-was waiting for you. You have to work. Oh, my God. That's a "yes". We're going! Wait, wait. Is that really a "yes"? I guess it is. On a technicality. I read once dolphins operate in this complicated social order with alliances and enemies and enforcers, recruiters. Almost like the Mafia, or maybe high school. They even battle sometimes, where they bash each other over the heads with their tails. Why do all the smart creatures organize themselves in these weird social structures? Audrey does everything at Galer Street. She created the Diversity Council. She set up Marathon Kids. She invented Donuts for Dads. Mom once signed up to be the kindergarten room parent, but I think she got bashed over the head by the other dolphins. Another option is a few pigs. - Pigs? Really? - Yeah. In a week, they'll pull out these blackberries by the root and then some. Can I help you with something? Oh, hi, Bernadette. Um, I didn't know you were home. Apparently. Yeah. Um... I hope you don't mind, I called Tom. He's a blackberry abatement specialist. - Oh. - I was in my garden cutting back the perennials and planting some winter color in preparation for the, uh, the Galer Street brunch that I'm hosting for the prospective parents. Have you been reading the emails? Not if I can help it. Yeah. Well, the blackberry vines are coming under the wall. Not at all uncommon around here. They get into the root system like bamboo, - super invasive. - Yeah. Invasive. We're just trying to figure out what best to do about it. Yeah, here. It's Tom. Bernadette Fox. No card. Oh. I was in my compost pile one morning, and I was practically attacked. Um, you know, not just in my compost, but, you know, it's gotten into my raised vegetable beds, my greenhouse, which you saw, even my worm bins. Yeah, I mean, to get rid of this many, with this kind of slope... Oh, and I don't want to use anything toxic. You know, no weed killers or anything like that. Right. And if you don't wanna use the pigs, I think I'd wanna go with, uh, CXJ Hillside Side-Arm Thrasher. I don't have one myself. I'd have to rent one. Okay, I'm happy to use Tom here to remove all things blackberry. I think we're done. Nice to meet you, ma'am. Thank you. And soon? Any pigs will be arrested for trespassing. Jeez. Dear Manjula, something unexpected has come up, and I would love it if you would work extra hours. I don't know what time it is right now in India, but please uh, let me know ASAP if you're available because I need you to work your Hindu magic on a huge project. Period. Okay, I'll stop being coy. It's a total disaster. Apparently, Elgie and I have promised Bee a family trip to Antarctica. And of the million reasons I don't want to go, the main one is it will require me to be surrounded by people. Looks like even the smallest cruise ship has 150 other passengers which translates into me being trapped with 147 other humans who will uniquely annoy the hell out of me with their rudeness, waste, incessant yammering, and boring small talk, and creepy food requests. Or worse, they'll turn their curiosity toward me and expect pleasantry in return. Oh, I'm getting a panic attack just thinking about it. But a little... social anxiety never hurt anyone, am I right? If I give you the contact info, could you pretty please take over the paperwork, visas, plane tickets, and everything involved with getting we three from Seattle to the White Continent? Question mark. Uh, and we'll need whatever's on the recommended packing list. Uh... just use the same credit card. Oh, yes, Manjula, one very important thing. I'd like a fishing vest. You know, one replete with the zippered pockets. And apparently, I need some blackberry bushes in my yard removed. The sooner the better. Audrey, next door, thinks nothing of traipsing through my yard. Who does that! Exclamation point. Ice Cream? Ice Cream? Oh. Ice Cream. How did you get in there? Oh! This is really inconvenient, Ice Cream. You wait there! Ta-da! Oh. Um... As much as I love clip art hand prints... Uh-huh. - I think we need to try to find an image that better articulates success. - Mm-hmm. - Like, um, - a coat of arms... - Ooh. With something in it. - Like a calculator. - Oh, that's good. Right? Or, or diplomas. Like a rainbow of diplomas. Cute. Maybe there's a sketch of a brain, and it has a cap and gown on, right? We, we just have to remember we're trying to attract the right kind of kindergarten families. - Okay. - Thanks, Mindy. Kyle! Kyle! What? Not now. Oh. Yeah, I think they're going to do homework. The brunch RSVPs are pouring in. There has not been one "no" yet. - Really? - Yes, and I'm counting on you to bring those 12 chairs. Well, I hope I can find the time. Yeah, it's chairs. You'll find time. Yeah. Oh. Did you notice our first lady of France has her scarf look going? I can't wait until she finds out about my new job. I seriously doubt she even knows who you are. I know. She's so awful. - Oh, hi, honey. - Hi, Lincoln. Hey, Mom. We are on a rescue mission. What? Ice Cream's stuck in the confessional. Oh. I almost forgot. Bernadette! Bernadette. Incoming gnat. What do we do? Ice Cream needs us. Punch it. Bernadette. Oh! Oh! Oh, my... Oh. - What happened? - Did you see that? - No. - Did you see that? - Oh, my God. - Oh, my... Are you okay? - Oh, God. - Are you... What happened? - Are you okay? - I'm crying. - Oh, God. - I'm not all right! Okay. Oh, my God. Ow! Oh! Did you... Did she run over it? Did she? Did you see? - No. - She ran over my foot. Okay, you hold it. No way. She's my dog. You hold the ladder. I'll go up. Absolutely not, Bala. It's too dangerous. Oh, shush, it's me. - Such a drama queen. - Mom! Mom, are you okay? - Oh! - All right, Mom! - Bee! - Are you okay? Ice Cream. Hi. You're the worst dog ever. Hey, you okay? Yeah. Oh. This came for you. Congratulations. I can't believe it. Oh, you feel the Microsoft motivation. Let's synchronize our watches. Is that Lincoln's mom? In Seattle, all roads lead to Microsoft. Mom, look what she's watching. Indoctrination in progress. So thanks to ongoing developments in neural imaging, TEDsters, say hello to Samantha 2. That's real. Wow. That's amazing. Yeah. That did that. All right, thank you. I know there's at least two different species of penguins. There are seven different species of penguins in Antarctica. 400,000 emperor penguins alone, not including gentoos and chinstraps. You wanna know the coolest part? On the boat we're taking, there's no assigned seating in the dining room. And they have these tables for four, which means the three of us can sit down and if we pile the extra chair with our hats and gloves, nobody can sit with us. And penguins. Wildly excited about those penguins. Okay, I wish I could hear more about the penguins continue this celebration dinner, but I've got a video conference with Taipei, all these people waiting for me, so... That's okay, Dad. The clock is ticking. Congratulations, Choatie. Bye, honey. Mom says insomnia causes anxiety, and anxiety causes insomnia. She can't sleep, but she won't take anything for it because then she doesn't feel like herself. She says that should actually be a selling point, but she's grown accustomed to the way she is. Me too. I love Mom just the way she is. Manjula, did you have any idea that getting to Antarctica requires crossing the Drake Passage? And did you know that the Drake Passage is the most turbulent body of water on the entire planet? Well, I know 'cause I just spent the last three hours on the Internet. Here's the thing. Do you get seasick? It's not just nausea. It's nausea plus losing the will to live. Ugh, if it weren't for Bee, I'd certainly cancel the trip. But I can't let her down. Could you please get me something really strong for seasickness? And I don't mean Dramamine. I mean strong! Mom might hate Seattle, but she loves the downtown library. I mean, yeah, of course, the books and all that, but also the Rem Koolhaas design. She says it makes her heart race. The good kind of heart racing though. Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh... Bernadette Fox? Yes? Oh, my gosh. I knew it. Uh, I was an architecture student at USC, and I visited Beeber Bifocal every time they opened it to the public. Uh, Paul Jellinek was my professor. Uh, you know, I can't believe this. I was literally just watching that, uh, video essay on you two nights ago. Video essay? Yeah, about the Twenty Mile House. The twentieth anniversary. I learned so much more about you, and I thought I knew everything. How wonderful. Um, could I get a picture with you? What a profile pic that would be. That's okay. Uh, you have given me so much already. I mean, the relationship has been totally one-way, and here I am, wanting more. I'm very sorry. Just, thank you. You have been such an inspiration. The Architects and Builders Association of America recently polled 300 architectural graduate students and asked them which architects they admire most. The list is what most would expect. But tucked amongst the Frank Lloyd Wrights, Mies van der Rohes, Frank Gehrys, and Lorenzo Pianos is a woman who is virtually unknown. Bernadette Fox, one of architecture's true enigmas, is extraordinary for many reasons. She was a young woman practicing solo in a male-dominated profession. The youngest architect ever to win a MacArthur grant. Her handmade furniture stands in the permanent collection of the American Folk Art Museum. She's considered a pioneer of the green building movement. She dropped out of architecture 20 years ago, and has designed nothing since. Alone, any of these attributes would make an architect noteworthy. Taken together, an icon was born. I guess what struck us about Bernadette was the joy that she took in tasks that other students would find beneath them. Fox was the most junior member of a group assigned to the Team Disney Building in Burbank. Her first job was typical grunt work, laying out bathrooms in the executive wing. I mean, she wanted to know how often the executives went to meetings, at what time of day, the ratio of men to women. I finally asked her, "What the hell are you doing?" And she said, "I need to know what problems" "I'm solving with my design." You know, I would like to say that I recognized the talent that would emerge. Although I did like the sweater that she knitted for me. I actually, I-I still have it. Here, look. Look at this. Pretty interesting. My wife wanted me to give it to Goodwill, but I said, "Mm-mm. I'm keeping it." Soon after, Fox met. Elgin Branch, a computer animator. They married the next year, and Fox wanted to build a house. Bernadette was really fixated on finding a piece of land where she could design something herself. And I showed them an abandoned factory, and Bernadette looked around and said, "Oh, my God, this is perfect." She was actually talking about the building. Transforming this industrial space into a home consumed the next two years of Fox's life. She did something akin to a miracle with this very grim and dark space. She found a way to make... Well, she found a way to fill it with light. I remember Bernadette had this idea to knit together bifocal frames. It was like, you know, chainmail with glasses embedded in it. The house is very feminine. You walk into it, you're absolutely overwhelmed by the patience and the care that went into making it. It's like you're walking into a giant hug. What Bernadette was doing was completely outside of the mainstream, I can tell you that. After Fox and her husband moved into the Beeber Bifocal house, Fox was restless for another project. Bernadette was gonna build this house using only materials from within a 20-mile radius. All the materials had to be sourced locally. A concrete factory in Gardenia supplied sand, which we mixed on site. For steel, we used a recycling yard in Glendale. Anything found in a dump was deemed okay, even if it originated outside the 20-mile radius. Tree service provided wood, which we milled on site. One day, a convoy of trucks pulled into the adjacent lot. The property had been purchased by Nigel Mills-Murray, the TV magnate from England, best known for his smash game show... You Catch It, You Keep It! No, no, no, no, no. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah. I said I need you to focus on the bushes in the front. I need a sign made and installed on the western side of my property facing the neighbor's house. Make it eight feet wide by five feet high. Yep, you bet your bindi that's how big I want it. Bright yellow with the lettering in black. And it should read, "Private property, "no trespassing. "Galer Street gnats will be arrested and hauled off to gnat jail." And that's G-N-A-T. Something annoying but not worth being bothered over. Oh, and put the "gnat" part in red. Oh. I absolutely love the vest! Exclamation point. Good job, Manjula. Hey, you ready, Pablo? Yes. And I asked Soo-Lin to join us. She's the new admin. Oh, good. Hey, we've been dying here without you. It's nice to meet you, Soo-Lin. Well, actually, my son is, um, in your daughter's class at Galer Street. Oh, right. Okay. Sorry, I... - No. - Cool. Okay. Yeah. - Do you guys wanna take the shuttle? - Yeah. - Let's take the shuttle. - Yeah. - All right. - Sure. Let's shuttle it. I don't remember anything. Can I help you? Oh. You have a Chihuly. Chihuly? Yeah. No, the chandelier. It's by Dale Chihuly. You know, the glass guy. Oh. I was gonna say we don't have anything under that name. Try Bernadette Fox. One moment. Miss Fox is here. Looks like this is a two-man job. Miss Fox, are you aware your prescription is for ABHR? Mm-hmm. ABHR is basically Haldol with some Benadryl, Reglan, and Ativan thrown in. Sounds good to me. Haldol is an antipsychotic. It was used in the Soviet prison system to break prisoners' wills. Yeah, I'm only discovering it now. It has some serious side effects. Tardive dyskinesia being the worst. Tardive dyskinesia is characterized by uncontrollable grimacing, tongue protrusion, lip smacking. I guess a couple of hours of that sounds like a day at the beach compared to seasickness. Tardive dyskinesia can last forever. Forever? That's... that's a spell. The likelihood of tardive dyskinesia is about four percent. That increases to ten percent in older women. Of course it does. So I spoke to your regular doctor. He wrote you a prescription for a scopolamine patch for motion sickness and Xanax for anxiety. No, I think I might have some Xanax at home. D-Do you have, um, a... some kind of laminated chart, you know, that shows what all the little pills look like? It's just that I poured all of my prescriptions into this antique jelly jar. I mean, the colors and shapes are amazing together. But then of course I realized that they... Well, you get it. Right. Fine. Just give me the Xanax and the patch thingy. Bernadette. Bernadette. Hey. Um, what are you doing? Elgie. Oh, they wouldn't give me... Haldol, so I had to wait for Xanax. - What are you wearing? - Uh? Oh, this. Yeah. Got it off the Internet. Can you sit up, please? Oh. You know, I've got a lunch right now. - Mm-hmm. - Do I need to cancel it? - Oh, God, no! No! - No? I just didn't sleep very well last night, so I just dozed off. Go. Do. Be. Okay. I'll see you at home later. Hey, do you want to go for dinner tonight? Okay. Yeah, yeah. Buzz and I will pick a place. Hey, how about just me and you? - Yeah. - Okay. - Hey, Mom. - Hey, Buzzy. Audrey asked me to give you this. It's an emergency room bill. Ran over her foot? I know. If you look down there, they didn't actually find anything broken, so... Obviously. 'Cause it didn't happen. Wait a second. That's not your flute. It's a Shakuhachi. Mr. Hayes lent it to me for World Celebration Day. Oh, you're performing? Not exactly. I'm accompanying the first graders. - Uh-huh. - They're singing for their parents, and Mr. Hayes got me to put together a little elephant dance for them. Elephant dance? You little rotter. You've, you've choreographed a dance for the first graders? That's a big deal, Bee. Can I come? No, you wouldn't like it. The words are way too cute. You might die of cuteness. Yeah, well, I wanna die of cuteness. It's my favorite thing to die of cuteness. Can I go to Kennedy's house tonight? Will her mother be there? No. Okay. That's okay then. So about this afternoon... Oh, yeah. Was that one of the gnats you were with? From Galer Street? Soo-Lin is my new admin and apparently she does have a son in Bee's class. Yeah. Oh, boy. What? It's all over for me. What is all over? Oh, just watch. I mean, that one will turn you against me. Oh, come on. Audrey and her flying monkeys have always hated me. Oh, don't be ridiculous. Nobody hates you, Bernadette. I'm sorry. What were you saying? I was curious about the medicine that they wouldn't fill for you at the pharmacy. Oh, I know. This doctor wrote me a prescription. It turned out to be Haldol. Ugh. I had no idea. Is that for sleep? Sleep? What's that? Honey, that's no good. And how'd you get the prescription? Are you seeing a psychiatrist? No. Do you wanna see a psychiatrist? God, no. No. I'm just anxious about the trip. Really? What specifically are you anxious about? Uh, the Drake Passage, people, little towels folded into animal shapes that might be left on our beds. - You know how it is. - Actually, I don't think I do. Elgie, there's gonna be a lot of people. You know... I'm not good when exposed to people. Yeah. I don't know. I think maybe we need to revisit this idea of finding someone for you to talk to. I'm talking to you, aren't I? I'm walking too far ahead You're calling to me I can't hear what you've said - Then you say... - "Go slow" I fall behind The second hand unwinds If you're lost, you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time If you're lost you can look And you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I will be waiting time after... Oh, Bee. See? Mom, this is why I don't want you to come to the elephant dance. Yeah. I just need you to know how hard it is for me sometimes. What's hard? The banality of life. But I retain the right to be incredibly moved by those little things no one notices. For better and worse. It's not gonna stop me taking you to the South Pole. We're not going to the South Pole, Mom. - We're not? - No! The only place tourists go is the Antarctic Peninsula. Only researchers and scientists go as far as the South Pole. - Oh. - Please tell me you knew that and you just forgot because you're tired. Yeah, tired. And ignorant. I'll take some more. Lisa! Will you excuse me? Oh! I'm so glad you came. - Audrey! It's fabulous. - Hi! Thank you so much for coming. Hi, Gary! - Hi. - There's food. There's drink. You probably know everybody here. - Fabulous. - Okay. Did you know that one of our first-grade dads is in Pearl Jam? - Eddie? - No. The point is I just started and all of a sudden it's my responsibility to make sure everything runs smoothly while he's off-grid? That's Jeff Bezos' brother-in-law. - Really? - Yeah. I'm starting to see a lot of empty glasses. Crusts and stuff. Kyle has been such a big help. Would you guys mind moving to the other side of the room? Right in here. I'm so sorry. Yes. I thought here would be nice. It's kind of like a little... - Okay. - Let's all face out. - Come on in. - All right. One, two, three, four. I love this song. Is it African? - Yeah, it's a Kenyan pop song. - Oh. Galer Street's mission statement is based on global connectitude. - Connectitude? Wow. - Mm-hmm. Galer Street doesn't just think outside the box. They think outside the dictionary. Find Susie! Get on the bus. It's okay. We're all okay. I'm so sorry. Thank you for coming! It's the rains, you see. The rains here... Do you wanna take a gift bag? There you go. Oh, no! Your hillside just slid into my home. During my brunch. There were children in there! Shit. W-Was anyone hurt? Miraculously, no. Okay, that's good. That's... Good? Good? My house is knee-deep in mud, Bernadette. The brick wall collapsed. My yard. My Japanese maples. The birdbath is practically in my living room. I am so sorry. I... And that sign. - The sign. - What sign? I'll have it taken down today. Oh, well, the mudslide took care of that for you. It's on display now for everyone to see! - Mom, what sign? - Oh, Bee, I did something really stupid. Stay in the car. What kind of person puts up a sign... Look, I will pay for everything. Money? That's what you think this is about? Money? - Mom, what is going on? - Bee... Tell her! Tell her what's going on! - You're obviously emotional. - Yes, I am! But you need to remember that the work I had done on the hillside - was at your insistence. - Oh! Audrey, I used your guy, and I had him do it on the day you specified, so... So none of this is your responsibility? No, I am simply making the point that there's a larger context to what happened today. Wow. Okay. So you think putting up a hateful billboard is an appropriate reaction to having yard work done. No. I think I'm starting to understand all of this. Audrey, don't stand there and pretend you haven't been playing this game too. Bernadette, j-just get out once in a while. B-Be in the real world and interact with people. Maybe that would make you not so paranoid. - I think we're done here. - No, we are not done. We are not, we are not done here. Again, I want to apologize for the sign. It was a little inappropriate. And I intend to take full responsibility, okay? In terms of the Galer Street School, - in terms of money. - So now you care about... You don't care about Galer Street. You don't care about anything. You don't care about your house. You don't care about your yard. You certainly don't care about this neighborhood. Do you know that within a four-mile radius is the house my grandmother grew up in, the house my mother grew up in, and the house that I grew up in? That I believe. And you come in here with your Microsoft money and buy this 9,000-square-foot teardown in the middle of this charming neighborhood and you think that's gonna make you belong? Well, you don't belong, Bernadette, and you never will. Say amen to that. None of the other mothers like you, Bernadette. Did you know that? - Really? - Yeah! Did you know a bunch of moms had a mother-daughter sleepover and didn't even invite you and Bee? Okay, that's it, Audrey! Fuck you for bringing Bee into this! No. Don't you do this. We love Bee. Bee is a terrific girl. She-She's a wonderful student. In fact, it just goes to show how resilient children are because she turned out so well. If Bee were my daughter, and I think I speak on behalf of every mother at Galer Street, we would never be sending her off to boarding school. I want to go to boarding school. Of course you do, sweetie. It was my idea! No, Bee, it's not worth it. Of course it was your idea. I don't blame you. You don't know me. And you don't know my mom. Oh, I do. I do know your mom. I know her now. Everybody does. You don't even know your own son, Audrey. If you did, you'd know how he makes fun of you at school. Do you even notice when he comes home stoned? I agree with my mom. Fuck you, Audrey. Hey. You are super cool, you know that? Like we'd ever want to be at a sleepover with them. Yeah. Popularity is overrated. So we will put these Sharpies next to it and while the restaurant revolves, everyone can write something on it and when it comes back around later, you'll have a card full of birthday wishes. That's so cool, Kennedy. I heard if you go to the bathroom, when you come back you can't find your table. Let's go to the bathroom. - Oh, hey, Kennedy. - Hi. Bee. Oh, hey. Denver trip got canceled? Nope. I'm on my way to the airport. I just, uh, stopped to ask you something. What? Those blackberries were the only thing holding up the hillside. You knew that. I know you know better than to denude an entire hillside during the wettest winter on record. I guess I didn't actually. How did you find out? H-How did you think I wouldn't find out? Let me guess. Your admin, one of Audrey's mean girls, is pouring poison in your ears. I called it. Keep Soo-Lin out of this. She's the only reason it's even feasible for me to go away for a month. - If you're interested in the truth... - Mm-hmm. I had those blackberries removed in accordance with the specifications of Bugs Meany herself. Stop turning everything into a joke. I look at you and I have real concern. You won't talk to me. You won't go to a doctor. - You won't... - Dad... stop freaking out. Stop freaking out? The Griffins' house caved in. Is this, um, something we're gonna have to pay for? It's force majeure. Audrey's insurance covers it. Why didn't you tell me, Bee? I... I guess you haven't been around that much. Hmm. Look how far my birthday card is. Take your Ritalin and shut up. I'm sorry... Wha... Excu... what did you just say? - That's not the way that we talk to people. - It's okay. - That's how they talk to each other. - No, it's not okay. Why do you care? You don't even like Kennedy. He doesn't? No, of cour... of course I like you, Kennedy. Wha... How can you say a thing like that? What is going on with this family right now? I just stopped by to have a conversation. No, you didn't. You came here to yell at Mom. Audrey already did that. - Hey... - You weren't there. It was horrible. Come on. What was the question you wanted to ask me? Why can't you ever get along with our neighbors? Why can't you ever get along with anyone? It can't always be their fault. Well, Manjula, nobody can say I didn't give it the old college try but I just... I can't go to Antarctica. Fear not. I have concocted a gutless plan which should do the trick. My dentist has been wanting to remove my wisdom teeth for years. So, bear with me, how about we call her up and get an appointment right before the trip? That way, I can claim it was an emergency and I'm devastated and all that and my husband and daughter can go on the trip themselves and nobody blames me. Yep. Told you it was gutless. Send message. Bernadette! Paul Jellinek! Look at you. You old rotter. My God, you haven't changed in 20 years! So good to see you! - How was the lecture? - It was fine. Fine. It was just an excuse to come visit you. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Elgie, this is Dr. Kurtz. Oh, hi. Hi. - Janelle Kurtz. - Elgie Branch. Thank you so much for accommodating us. We are really glad you could come in. And Hannah spoke so highly of you and all the work that you did with Frank to help him through his rough patch, so... I'll leave you two. Okay. Um... What have you been doing in Seattle for 20 years? Well, I guess I just wanted to leave I. in a snit, you know, and when I determined that everyone felt sufficiently sorry for me, unfurl my cape and swoop in to launch my second act and show those bastards who the true... bitch goddess of architecture really is. But then, yeah... Elgie ended up loving it here, and, yeah, here we are. To my surprise, she got really excited about moving to Seattle. We were both from the East Coast, both went to prep schools. And she was a rising star. An absolute force. Of course, I was taken by her beauty and her amazing talent and her humor and her energy. And at the time that we got married, I was working on a computer animation program which was eventually bought by Microsoft. And around the same time, uh... she ran into some trouble with a house that she built and abruptly declared herself done with the I. architecture scene. The city planners here. I mean, they never met a beautiful view they didn't want to block with a 20-story old folks home with zero architectural integrity. And believe me, that is the first time that the words "architectural" and "integrity" have ever been used together in a sentence about Seattle. And whoever laid out this place... I mean, they never met a two-way street they didn't suddenly, and for no reason, want to turn into a one-way street. They never met a four-way intersection they didn't want to turn into a five-way intersection. Paul, I swear to God, they even have seven-way intersections up here. All of the energy that she once channeled so fearlessly into architecture... she seems to have turned towards... fulminating about Seattle in the form of these wild rants. I bought a house the second we got here. It was this crazy reform school for girls, you know, with every conceivable building restriction attached. I mean, to make something of it would require. Harry Houdini ingenuity, which of course appealed to me, - but... - Mmm. What, you know, actually happened was that I had a series of, uh... I had four miscarriages and... 'Cause, no, I fully intended to recover from the ass whooping of Twenty Mile by making a home for Elgie and me and the baby I was always pregnant with, but, you know... I'd sit on the toilet and look down and there it was, blood on my underpants. Oh, my God. I am so sorry, Bernadette. - No, no, no. - I just didn't know. Hey, Bee arrived. But, you know, her heart, um, hadn't developed completely and, you know, it needed to be rebuilt in a series of, um, operations, 'cause, you know, her chances for survival, they were minuscule. Especially back then. You'd think that having a sick child would either bring a husband and wife closer together or tear them apart. But in our case, it didn't do either. We just started... drifting. The nurses took this. You know, they do that when they don't think the... the baby will... Aw, look at her. Mmm. When I first saw Bee, I just... I knew that she was other and that she'd been entrusted to me. Do you know those posters of baby Krishna? - The Balakrishna. - Right. The creator and the destroyer, and he's fat and happy and blue? Well, that's what Bee was, the creator and destroyer. Oh, yeah. I mean, come on, it's just obvious. Right? So I said to the nurses, "She's not gonna die. She's Balakrishna." And they actually put that name on the birth certificate. And, so, yeah, I asked to be left alone with my daughter. And, well, Elgie once gave me this locket of Saint Bernadette. You know... - She had 18 visions, right? - Right. And he always said the Beeber Bifocal and Twenty Mile were my first two visions. And so I leaned in and I said to my beautiful little blue guppy, I said, "You are my other 16 visions all rolled into one." And she is. And now, I blinked, and she's going across the country to boarding school. She just immersed herself so thoroughly in Bee's recovery that it became her every fiber. And... I worked longer and longer hours. Called it a partnership. I'm surprised to hear that she isn't in therapy. That seems like a logical first step. Mmm. I tried that. Didn't go so well. I asked her again recently. Um... Didn't go so well. You know, what Elgie doesn't know is that I am still obsessing about LA. What do you mean? You know, just last night, right, I woke up to pee. You know, I'm half asleep. I'm a blank slate. And then the data starts reloading. Bernadette Fox, Twenty Mile House, destroyed, failure. You know, it's like failure has got its teeth in me, and it won't stop shaking. And then I accidentally see that cheesebag. Nigel Mills-Murray's name on one of his dumb TV shows, and I go nuts inside. You know, and it just adds to my bottomless, churning shame that I have become so demented and dishonest that I'm a stranger to the most brilliant, honorable man I have ever met. I technically have no idea what's wrong with Bernadette. Is she depressed? Manic? Agoraphobic? Hooked on pills? Paranoid? I don't know. I really don't even know what constitutes a mental breakdown, but what has become crystal clear is that ignoring it is no longer an option. So I'm lying in bed in the middle of the night when the thumping arrives. It's this black hole of visceral panic. Oh, it was something ridiculous like, you know, "I've got to pack more fresh fruit in Bee's lunch." And I can feel this irrational anxiety draining my store of energy like a battery-operated race car grinding away in the corner. There go the dishes. There goes the grocery store. There goes exercise. There goes basic human kindness. So from what you're saying, she willfully created an environment which destroyed a neighbor's home. She's hoarding prescription medicine. She ran over a mother at school, and then had a billboard erected outside this woman's home to taunt her? It seems she may be suffering from extreme anxiety, grandiosity, and if hoarding prescription medication means what I think it means... she may well be having suicidal thoughts. So what do you say? 'Tis a piteous fate to have befallen a MacArthur genius, wouldn't you say? You done? Yeah. Yeah, good, 'cause I know you can't honestly believe any of this nonsense. As amusing as it is, it obscures the larger point which is that people like you must create. That's what you were brought into this world to do, Bernadette. If you don't, you become a menace to society. I think there's one very simple answer to all of your problems. Get your ass back to work and create something. So let's just divide and conquer with approximate nearest neighbors and restrict it to nearby matches. It's gonna minimize about 90 percent of the computation time, I think. That's super elegant, man. Pablo, are you almost done? Yeah. - Thanks, Elgie. - Okay. Elgie, this is Agent Strang with the FBI. - Oh. Hi. - Hey. - Hello, Mr. Branch. - Hi. I'm the regional director of the Internet Crime Complaint Center. IC3. Working in partnership with the. Department of Homeland Security. Wow. Let's have a seat. Thank you. Mr. Branch, you've come to our attention. I have? Yep. Because of a charge on your credit card. This is my credit card bill? These are charges to a company called. Delhi Virtual Assistants International. I see. Yes, I can see. - Wow. That company does not exist. It's a front for a crime syndicate working out of Russia. Really? We've spent the last six months building a case against them. We were granted a warrant which allowed us to access emails between your wife, Bernadette Fox, and one Manjula. There is no Manjula. This matter is delicate and urgent. Elgie, we have to call Dr. Kurtz. Elephant, elephant Tell me, who do you love? Oh, you know It's my mama that I love Not too long ago, scientists sent these invisible cosmic rays through the Great Pyramid of Giza to see what was inside, and they found this big empty space they never even knew about. They don't know how it was made or even why this inner chamber exists, even though the pyramids have been there for over 4,000 years. Only use "I feel" statements. We don't want her to feel judged. I don't know if I can do this. I know this can feel uncomfortable... but we all share the same goal, which is to help Bernadette. Right. Right. And she does need help. Absolutely. You're canceling your appointment today? Mmm-hmm. Yep, that's right. It's a cancellation. This is very last minute. I'm sorry. But, look... My wisdom teeth have waited this long, they can wait another month. - Would you like to reschedule? - No, no. I'll reschedule when we get back from our trip in January. - Okay, thank you, Miss Fox. - Okay, thank you. I knew I recognized you from that TED Talk. My kids love that. Elgie, w-what's going on? Is it Bee? I just saw her at school. No. Bee is fine. How was the dentist? Um, I, I didn't go. Sorry, who are these people? Bernadette, I'm Dr. Janelle Kurtz. Why don't we all sit down? Why? Elgie? Shall we begin, Doctor? Begin what? I don't like this. Bernadette, have a seat, so we can... We'd like to present to you the reality of your situation. Elgie? Whatever this is, can we talk about it privately? I know everything, Bernadette, and so do they. Okay, look, if this is about the dentist, if he told... I canceled the appointment. I'm going to Antarctica. I'm looking forward to it. See? Bernadette, there is no Manjula. Manjula? M... Agent Strang, could you... Agent? Hi. From the FBI. Miss Fox, we've determined that Manjela or "Manjula" is an alias for an identity theft ring operating out of Russia. Ide... What? Yeah. And you have given them all of our personal information. And not only that, they're on a plane right now to Seattle so they can make their move while Bee and I are in Antarctica. Isn't that correct, Agent Strang? Pretty much. And they used your airline miles to buy the tickets. Yeah, and next they could clean out our bank accounts and our brokerage accounts and our property title because you have given them all of our personal information and passwords. Manjela, Man-Manjula even asked... for power of attorney. No, that's not true. As a matter of fact, I haven't heard back from her for days. I was getting ready to fire her. Well, that's because the FBI intercepted the emails and responded as you. Wha... They know everything! Bernadette, do you get it? That was me ending my relationship with technology. That's a great idea, Bernadette. Let's all just take a deep breath. Oh, God, Elgie, I am so sorry. New Delhi Virtual Assistants had over 100 positive Yelp reviews. But the reality was something different entirely and I would like for us to stay focused on reality right now. So it seems in addition to this identity theft issue, you also tried to run over a mother at school. Oh, don't be ludicrous. Oh, shut up. What is she doing here anyway? Would someone open the window and let that gnat out? Stop calling Soo-Lin that, Bernadette. Oh, forgive me. Would someone let the admin out of my living room? I'm happy to go. Yeah, how about I go too? We'll be in the other room. Interventions are slightly above my pay grade. Intervention? Is that what this is? I'm sorry, am I the only one here who thinks that's just a little bit extreme? Bernadette, I'm worried that you are suffering from adjustment disorder. Adjusting is a disorder? Adjustment disorder is a psychological response brought on by stressors and usually involves anxiety or depression. And in your case, I think that this... the stressor is this planned trip to Antarctica. Yeah. Except that I really do wanna go now. Oh, come on. You have no intention of going. - We have read the emails. - Uh... Okay, the reality is that you have willingly given over your personal information to a criminal. I didn't know she was a criminal! This poor judgment has almost caused financial ruin and physical harm. Your aggression toward your neighbor destroyed her home... I removed... Let her finish! This is not the first time that something like this has occurred. And it seems that you are challenged in the area of basic human interaction, relying on a virtual assistant to schedule all your appointments and to carry on all of your household duties. And, Bernadette, the fact that you are hoarding prescription medication and the state of your home to me indicates a serious depression. Are you still presenting reality to me, or can I say something? First, I'd like Elgin to begin by expressing his love. Elgin. Yeah. Uh... yeah. Hey, of course I love you. I don't know who you are right now. It's like aliens have come down and replaced you with a replica. Honest to God, one night, Bernadette, I reached over and I felt your elbows, 'cause I thought no matter how good that replica is, there's no way that they got the pointy elbows right. And I-I had to stop myself. I thought, "Oh, my God." "I can't plunge off the cliff with her. "I've got responsibilities. I'm a father, I'm a husband. "I've got all these people at work "and their families depending on me. "Bernadette, my Bernadette, has gone absolutely crazy, but I cannot be pulled down with her." I'm really sorry, Elgie. I don't know how I'm gonna make this up to you. You're right. I need help. Let's start by spending time together in Antarctica. You know, just the three of us. No work, no computers... Please, let's not blame this on Microsoft. No. I'm just saying the three of us. Our family, you know, without any distractions. The three of us are not going to Antarctica. Oh, we can't cancel the trip. I'm not canceling the trip. I wouldn't do that to Bee. You're not taking her to Antarctica without me, are you? Bernadette, I'd like to suggest that while Elgin and Bee are on their trip, that you and I... that you and I work together for a few weeks at Madrona Hill. The loony bin? We don't call it that. Jesus Christ! You're shipping me off to a loony bin! Elgie, you-you're not! You need help, Bernadette. You know, a little R and R. R and R? So, what, you guys, y-you go on the trip and I get locked up at Madrona Hill? You, you can't do that. Ideally, we'd like you to come voluntarily. Lock myself up? Oh, my God. You have no concept of how ill you actually are! Elgie, look at me! Yes, I am in the weeds, but I can get myself out. We can get out of this together. We don't need Colonel Kurtz here. I'm sorry, I've had to pee since I got here. Or do I need doctor's permission? You know, she's been in there a while. Do you think that she's okay? Maybe we should go and check on her. Bernadette? Bernadette! I can hear the water running. Miss Fox? - It's been a while. - Is she okay? DR. - Miss Fox? - Bernadette? - Miss Fox, can you hear me? Step aside. I need your help, Audrey. Well, her car is still here. Everything's so screwed up. I am really, really sorry about your house and the sign. Don't worry. Nobody will look for me here. Look, I know I'm not your friend. I'm nobody's friend, let's face it. But when I was running from my house, I thought maybe I could come here. I have nowhere else to go. I don't... know anyone in Seattle. - Hi. - Audrey. You'll never guess what happened. She disappeared. Bernadette. From an intervention Elgie and I were just doing. That crazy bitch jumped out a window. What? 'Cause Elgie's having to lock her up to save her from the Russian mafia. I'll tell you later. - Oh, my God. - I know. That poor man. He has been through... so much. You have no idea. So we're all out looking for her, so I told Elgie I'd zip down here to see if she ran across your yard or anything. - Are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I'm just, um... The house, you know, I've just been cleaning a lot. - Oh, right. - And I'm just tired. Mud and all of it. But, um, but I will, uh, let you know if I see her running through the streets with her arms flapping or something. It's crazy. It's crazy. Oh, gosh, let me know. Come here. Yeah. - More details later. - Okay. I wanna hear all of 'em. Nothing? Well, she didn't just vanish! We got 'em. I just got word. Manjula was apprehended switching planes in Dubrovnik. This investigation is now closed. Really? What about Bernadette? She's not in any danger now. Oh, really? Well, from the Russians. We've, we've solved that problem. I have been struggling with Kyle. A lot. I try with him, but... And he did not get into Lakewood. So we'll try public school next year. Well, I'm sure it's nicer than Madrona Hill. You know what? I'll switch places with you. I'll go to Madrona Hill. Yeah, you could probably use some R and R. All right. Well, then you stay here with my video-game-obsessed, rude, pot-smoking son. Okay. Well, then you can have my workaholic husband and his soon-to-be mistress admin. Okay, well, only if you throw in Manjula, aka Sergei, the Russian identity thief. The most important thing for you to understand is that it's not your fault. That wasn't even the question. Mom disappears into thin air right before Christmas without telling me? The truth is complicated, honey. There's just no way one person can ever know everything about another person. Of course it's complicated. Just because it's complicated, just because you think you can't ever know everything about another person, it doesn't mean you can't try. It doesn't mean I can't try. I can't... It's a very complicated thing that she's going... What are you doing with that? Hey, listen to me. Your mom needs professional help. Stop, please. Hey, I know you're upset, Buzzy, but... Don't call me that. Mom calls me that, not you. In September of that year, Fox was awarded a MacArthur genius grant. So why her? Bernadette Fox is simply the most exciting thing in the world of architecture right now. I think Bernadette stands out because no one knows exactly who she is. Is she an architect? Obviously. An inspired dumpster diver? Yeah. Any thoughts about what you'll do with your grant money? I don't know. Start a new project, finish this one. You know, I got a lot of ideas. Mills-Murray's house, the White Castle, was ready to move into before Fox and Walker had closed the walls on the Twenty Mile House. The White Castle's crowning touch was a million dollars' worth of California fan palms. Yeah. Made it look more like a Ritz-Carlton, if you ask me. I mean, she complained. She complained and complained, but... That's just how it was. The You Catch It, You Keep It guy. Ni... Nigel Miles-Mills is a douchebag. Bernadette called me and said she wanted to list the house and find another piece of property. And before I could even get it on the market, I got a call from this guy I knew who's a business manager, and he just wanted to own the house that had won the Genius award. You know, I just wish that you could have seen the two of them. He was so proud of her. She had just won this big award and made a killing on the house. You know, what husband wouldn't be proud? I didn't know it at the time, but the business manager was actually buying the house for his client, who happened to be... Nigel Mills-Murray. And to this day, Nigel uses the site for overflow parking. The Twenty Mile House, which had taken three years to complete, took only a few hours to demolish. There was an outpouring of grief in architecture circles as word spread that the house had been destroyed. Bernadette went AWOL. I, um, had a ton of architects sign a letter that got printed in the paper. And the Landmark Commission got serious about preserving modern architecture, which means that, you know, there was some good that came out of it. School? Yeah. - Are you going to work? - Yeah. Mom's missing and you're going to work? Well, what do you want me to do, Bee? I don't know, maybe look for her. Hey, Bee, listen... Mom will come back when she is ready to come back. She's... clearly going through something. Yeah, she's going through something you put her through. Hey, stop it. Listen to me. Mom has made her own choices. Instead of facing reality, she chose to escape. And not for the first time. She escaped from Los Angeles. She escapes any personal responsibility. And what did she do yesterday when confronted with that fact from people who wanted to help her? She escaped... yet again. Look at me. We're gonna live our lives and when she is ready to rejoin us... she will. Why do you always set it so high? Bee? Bee? Um, Miss Griffin, I wanted to tell you that the only reason I wanted to go to Choate was because I saw some dumb documentary about how it's supposed to be a really good school... Sweetheart, sweetheart, is your mom home? No, why? She needed my help. I drove her to the airport last night. She said she thought you were on the same flight to Antarctica. - You drove her to the airport? - Yes. Do you know if she got on the flight? I don't know, honey. I don't know. I-I gave her some of my clothes for the trip. Thank you. Thank you. Mom's in Antarctica. - What? - Yeah. Audrey drove her to the airport last night. Audrey? Yeah. She told me. I really think Mom is gonna be on the trip we were gonna take. She'll be on the Allegra, and I already checked, there's another ship called the Louisa that we can take if we get down there in time. Both the ships are gonna be at this place called Port Lockroy on the same day. We can go down there and find Mom. You promised. You have to take me. And you like the fishing vest too, huh? Oh. Whatever you do, don't ever tell Mom you're bored. She'll be like, "Well, guess what? "It only gets more boring "and the sooner you learn it's on you "to make your own life interesting, the better off you'll be." I hope she's doing something interesting right now. Many of you are already on deck relishing the clear, still morning. The Zodiacs will begin loading at 9:30. And, of course, kayaks are always available. Welcome to Antarctica. Hang on, ma'am. Here's your flotation device. Oh, yes. I should probably keep one of these on 24/7. And then you wanna line up for the kayaking right over there. - Okay. - Oh, no, thanks. Uh... Wait, do you have singles? Yeah. Of course we do. We have every reason to believe that my wife is on the Allegra. There was, uh, a misunderstanding about the departure date and... A misunderstanding? Yes, a misunderstanding. And we want to meet up with her. Both ships are supposed to be at Port Lockroy on the same day. Look, everything depends on weather conditions. So the idea of a scheduled itinerary with exact port calls doesn't really exist in the Antarctic. Can you at least confirm for me that my wife is on that ship? I'm sorry. I can't release any information on passenger lists. Dad, it's fine. It'll be fine. Come on. Hello. Hey, who are you? Ah. Funny. I was just wondering that myself. When you're in a boat in Antarctica and there's no night, who are you? I-I'm thinking I'm a ghost on a ghost ship in a ghost land. You really need to be helping me take phytoplankton samples. Come on. I'll take the water samples and you can write my labels. Don't worry. I'll show you how. It doesn't take a genius. Here. Here. Dad... I've come to a decision. Oh, yeah? What's that? I don't want to go to Choate anymore. I've been thinking about it a lot and I know you and Mom went to a prep school, and it sounded fun living in a dorm and playing in the orchestra, being independent and grown up, but I don't wanna do it. I just... I don't wanna go. I only have four years until I go off to college, so I figure what's the hurry to go? Okay, you don't have to do anything you don't wanna do. I kinda thought you'd be mad. P.S., prep school wasn't all that fun. That's what I thought. A few other researchers are bunking on the Allegra en route to Palmer Station, where we're gonna live for the next several months. What's Palmer Station again? The scientific research center. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I, I knew that. That was, uh, that's the southernmost spot that only scientists can go to. No, you're thinking of the South Pole Station, which is the southernmost spot on the planet. Oh. That's where I'm heading after Palmer. Actually, my ex-husband is a contractor and he's working on a proposal for the dismantling of it. They're hoping to build a new one, but I don't know why. The old one's a geodesic dome. It's very cool. What's the new station gonna be built from? Who knows? He's only doing the bid for tearing it down, which is appropriate. You're making sure to put the station names on there too? Yeah. And we'll also have side trips going to Port Lockroy, a British military outpost left over from World War II. It is now an Antarctic heritage museum where, believe it or not, a couple people actually live and run a gift shop and a post office. So you are all encouraged to go buy Antarctic penguin stamps and mail letters home. Can you take me to that ship? That, that ship over there? Only to Port Lockroy and back on this trip. Sorry. All right, everyone, - come around. - Welcome. - I'm Vivian. - I'm Iris. Uh, don't forget to close the door behind you because... Sneaky little penguins are likely to get in and once they are in, it is really hard to get them out. Uh... Welcome to Port Lockroy. Come on in. Come a bit closer. During World War II, Port Lockroy was a secret outpost for the British... Paid to turn Port Lockroy into... Where are the passengers from the Allegra? Um, the other cruise ship passengers already left. Oh, dear. Dear God, what's wrong with her? Good morning. Hey. You're up early. Ready? Yeah. Okay... So what's the ratio of men to women overwintering in the South Pole? Uh, I don't know. I can let you know when I get back. Antarctica sucks. She's gonna get back to port and she's not gonna know that we came for her. It's okay, we'll find her. I'm not worried about that. What are you worried about then? What's gonna happen when we find her. Mom is my best friend. Hey, I know. I was only trying to get your mom help. You have to believe that. Is it true that you got her a Saint Bernadette medal? Yes, it is. When she won the MacArthur grant? That's right. That was a long time ago. I didn't do it just for the name. I told her... "It's Saint Bernadette, Our Lady of Lourdes." "She had visions, 18 in all." "Beeber..." "Beeber Bifocal was your first vision." "Twenty Mile House was your second." "Here's to 16 more." Oh, man. I think I really failed Mom. Sh... She's an artist... who stopped creating. I should have never let that happen. Well, why did you? I don't know. I mean, I don't think I knew how to try to get... an artist with, um, your mom's particular kind of genius to create. That's... gigantic. I can understand how to teach robots what people need... but I couldn't understand that about your mom. Have you noticed, by the way, that I haven't been checking my email very much on this trip? No, not really. Well, there is a huge reorg going on at Microsoft. They're probably announcing it while we sit on these rocks, but Samantha 2 is canceled. Canceled? What do you mean canceled? Well, um... They're folding Samantha 2 into games. Yeah, I know. I'm not really interested in that, so I said, "You guys can go ahead and do that yourself." Doesn't matter anyway. I turned in the old badge. Dad's a free agent now. I've never known you without your badge. Well, get used to it. I'm gonna be around a lot more now. I would really like a shot at designing that new station. - You're an architect? - Well, no. I've never really considered myself much of an architect, per se. I'm more of a, um... I'm more of a creative problem solver with good taste and a soft spot for logistical nightmares. Speaking of... I really need to get to the South Pole. You know, check out the lay of the land. Sorry. That's probably not happening. No, that would be damn near impossible. Put it like this... I spent the last five years writing my grant, and I'm just now getting there for the first time. It's the most competitive place in the world for scientists. Two more Pink Penguins? It's on me. - Yeah. - Two more. Hey, two more. Yeah, why not? I don't leave for a few hours anyway. Oh, where are you going? Uh, the Allegra is rendezvousing with our marine research vessel. That's how I'm getting to Palmer Station. Absolutely. I know I'm not authorized to, uh, be here, but, you know, I'll work for free. No job is too demeaning. Yeah, that's great, but guess what. There are people here who have come here through proper channels. They have written approvals, gotten grants. And you show up here unannounced, a stowaway, and you expect a spot? But I am an architect. That doesn't mean shit around here. I mean, I have Nobel Prize winners sanding and painting decks, an economist on kitchen duty, and a television executive who's studying fur seals. And I've been helping Becky with her research. Yeah. I'm, I'm sorry, Ellen. I just... I... I had no idea and... How would she get home? We can stick her on the next ship out. Where's she gonna sleep? Aren't all the beds accounted for? That's what we always say. In the meantime, - I will hand you over to Mike. - Uh-huh. He is a former state senator from Boston who wanted so badly to spend time in Antarctica that he trained to become a diesel mechanic. All right. I'm letting you know now because you're listed as her next of kin, but your wife's name is on the Allegra passenger list. Good. Thank you. Mr. Branch, your wife went missing somewhere in the Gerlache Strait. What does that mean? Her last recorded activity was carding in from an excursion 26 hours ago. She has since gone missing. Okay, uh, Bernadette really likes her privacy. The ship has been searched top to bottom. But she's gotta be somewhere. This report is largely based on the electronic signature created by your wife's magnetically coded ID card. As you can see, on her last night, she ran up large bar tab. It's like you're assuming she's dead or something. She just escaped again. To where? It's, it's not like disappearing from Seattle. Out here, there's nowhere to go but the boat that you're on. Where's she gonna stay? Out there with the penguins? You're looking at the Pink Penguins on her bar bill and you're assuming she's depressed. What if she was having a good time? How do you know she wasn't celebrating, Dad? All right. Okay. I hope you're right, Bee. While you spent your whole life at work, Mom and I were having the best time ever. We live for each other. And she would never do anything where she'd never see me again. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Now we can get this little... We gotta get the glow plug outta there. - Do you have the crescent? - Yep. - There you go. - Thank you. Fox, come here. I googled you. So why are you here? I am trying not to be a menace to society anymore. And, look, I probably did get a little carried away, but, Ellen, I would really like a shot at designing this new station at 90 South. What do you know about that? Well, I, I know they're dismantling it, and they're gonna build a new one. You know, anyone who's gonna have a shot at redesigning it, they're gonna have to go visit and see it for themselves. No one just visits the South Pole. It's essential personnel only. And as far as I can make out, you fall in that rather large category of nonessential. It's just, the way I work is I have to inhabit a space, you know, before I can even begin designing it. Before I can discover what it needs to be. You know... God, just thinking about it's got my heart racing. - Uh-oh. - Oh, no. It's not the bad kind of heart racing, as in, "I'm gonna die." It's the good kind of heart racing, as in, "Hello, can I help you with something?" "'Cause if not step aside 'cause I am about to kick the shit out of life." Do you have any idea what overwintering entails? It's twice the challenge anyone ever imagines going in. The only ones who can cut it are the ones who have a little bit of an antisocial streak in them. You have to be comfortable spending a lot of time alone. You have to go for long stretches without exercise. Showers are few and far between. Sounds like I've been in training for this for the last 20 years. All I wanted was South America. Are you gonna take that away from me too? World domination ain't pretty. Oof. Where are we? Um... Oh, I think we're dropping off a researcher at Palmer Station. Right now? We're at Palmer Station? Yeah, the cruise companies always like to do these transfers in the middle of the night. Really? Yeah, they just keep it hush-hush so as not to bother the paying customers. See, Dad? It's Palmer Station right there. There's a ton of people there, and I really think Mom is gonna be there. We have to go and check and see if she's there. You wanna borrow a Zodiac and go find out? - Yeah. Yeah. - Okay, you wait here. I'm gonna get my gear. Ah! Don't go anywhere! All right, look, um... Just, uh, you know, act normal. - Look cool, all right? - Yeah. Oh, crap. All right. I gotta look for a place to dock. Uh, just ram into the shore at full speed. You just gotta do that. - No, you don't. - Yes, you do. Hey. Hey. Lucky for you, I'm partial to weirdos and geniuses. I got you a spot on a Herc from McMurdo to 90 South. You have to stand for the whole three-hour flight next to powdered milk and jet fuel. I'm fine with standing. You say that. Do you have all your wisdom teeth? Uh, yeah. No wisdom teeth. We once had to, uh, airlift out somebody with infected wisdom teeth. Do not ask me how much that cost. Oh, shit. No, don't worry about it. The Laurence M. Gould is loading up now. And once you get to McMurdo, we can get rid of 'em. Oh, okay. We have a veterinarian from Pasadena with a degree in equine dentistry. - He's done it before. - On which animal? Volunteers can't be choosy. And once you get to the South Pole, you are there for five weeks. No going in or out. Oh, God, this is so great. Oh, the only thing I feel I have to do is I gotta run it by my family. You know, see they're okay with it. Do it. - Hey. - Yeah. Thank you. Hi, you've reached the archaic landline of the Fox-Branch residence. Since my parents still won't let me have a cell phone, all my friends can leave messages here. Hey, Buzzy. Hey... Elgie. I'm sorry I haven't called, but as you know, my phone jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge and has not been seen since. There's much more explanation coming in our future, but for now the headlines, and it has been a busy news day. I am about to head to McMurdo Station to have four wisdom teeth voluntarily extracted by a veterinarian. So, I got that going for me. This crazy place is a shifting ice sheet. And did you know they have to reposition the official South Pole marker - because it can move... - Shhh. 100 feet a year? God, I might have to make my building a wind-powered, crab-walking igloo. - I don't know. I'll figure it out. - She's building. - That's what insomnia is for. - She's making a building. The thing about it is, any structure built will have to be coordinated out of the United States. You know, I mean... Every material down to the nail will have to be flown in. Getting the supplies here will be so costly that absolutely nothing can be wasted. You know, I've realized that none of what has become of me is Seattle's fault. Well, might be a little, but let's withhold final judgment until I start being more of an artist and less of a menace. But I make you guys this one promise, and it is a big one. I will move forward. Oh, God, this is more of a conversation than a message. Uh... But, listen, look um, I have this one shot to make it to the South Pole and looks like we're leaving in a couple of hours. And I'll be gone for five weeks. But I will only go if it's okay with you guys... so would you please call me? Um, here's the number I can be reached at. It goes through Denver, believe it or not. 303-295... Mom! You can go! Bee? I knew I'd find you. God, how did you... How did you get here? Dad brought you something. He did? We decided there's no way I could have taken up all 16 miracles. Yep. You got a lot more miracles left. Scientists always thought gentoo penguins mated for life. But they recently discovered that wasn't true, and about 20 percent of them don't. The way I look at it then, that means the ones who stay together forever are making a choice. Just like Mom and Dad. Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick And think of you Caught up in circles Confusion is nothing new Flashback, warm nights Almost left behind Suitcase of memories Time after Sometimes You picture me I'm walking too far ahead You're calling to me I can't hear what you've said Then you say, "Go slow" I fall behind The second hand unwinds If you're lost you can look And you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time If you're lost you can look And you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I will be waiting Time after time After my picture fades And darkness has turned to gray Watching through windows You're wondering if I'm okay Secrets stolen From deep inside The drum beats out of time If you're lost you can look And you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time You said, "Go slow" I fall behind The second hand unwinds If you're lost you can look And you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time If you're lost you can look And you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I will be waiting Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after time Time after Time |
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