[MUSIC STARTS]
I'VE GO THE MOVES, BABY
YOU'VE GOT THE MOTION
IF WE GOT TOGETHER
WE'D BE CAUSIN'
A COMMOTION
I'VE GO THE MOVES, BABY
YOU'VE GOT THE MOTION
IF WE GOT TOGETHER
WE'D BE CAUSIN'
A COMMOTION
YOU MET YOUR MATCH
WHEN YOU MET ME
I KNOW THA YOU WILL DISAGREE
IT'S CRAZY
BUT OPPOSITES ATTRACT
YOU'LL SEE
AND I WON'T LET YOU
GET AWAY SO EASY
THE LOVE YOU SAVE
MAY BE YOUR OWN
CAN'T FIGH THIS FEELING
AREN'T YOU TIRED
OF BEING ALONE?
YOU WON'T ADMIT IT,
BUT YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
IT'S NOT A SECRE HOW I FEEL
WHEN I STAND
NEXT TO YOU
I'VE GO THE MOVES, BABY
YOU'VE GOT THE MOTION
IF WE GOT TOGETHER
WE'D BE CAUSIN'
A COMMOTION
I'VE GO THE MOVES, BABY
YOU'VE GOT THE MOTION
IF WE GOT TOGETHER
WE'D BE CAUSIN'
A COMMOTION
I HOPE YOU FIND
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR
IT JUST MIGH WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR
WE'RE WASTING TIME
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
AND GE INTO THE GROOVE
THEN WE CAN KEEP
OUR LOVE ALIVE
AND WHEN IT FALLS,
WE WON'T LET IT DIE
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF YOU WIN OR LOSE
IT'S HOW
YOU PLAY THE GAME
SO GE INTO THE GROOVE
I'VE GO THE MOVES, BABY
YOU'VE GOT THE MOTION
IF WE GOT TOGETHER
WE'D BE CAUSIN'
A COMMOTION
I'VE GO THE MOVES, BABY
YOU'VE GOT THE MOTION
IF WE GOT TOGETHER
WE'D BE CAUSIN'
A COMMOTION
CAUSIN' A COMMOTION
CAUSIN' A COMMOTION
NICOLE FINN.
THAT'S ME.
AFTER REVIEWING
YOUR RECORD,
IT IS THE OPINION
OF THIS BOARD
THAT YOU HAVE
RESPONDED POSITIVELY
TO THE REHABILITATION
PROGRAM.
IT IS ALSO OUR OPINION
THAT YOU HAVE SERVED
SUFFICIENT TIME
IN THIS INSTITUTION
AS PUNISHMENT FOR
THE CRIME YOU COMMITTED.
PAROLE GRANTED.
MAY I SMOKE?
YES, OF COURSE.
THANK YOU.
MISS FINN, THE TERMS
OF YOUR PAROLE
ARE QUITE SPECIFIC.
AS SOON AS
YOU LEAVE HERE,
YOU ARE TO GO DIRECTLY
TO THE BUS STATION.
YOU ARE GOING HOME
TO PENNSYLVANIA...
UH, PHILADELPHIA.
YOU ARE TO REPOR IMMEDIATELY
TO YOUR
PAROLE OFFICER
AND EVERY 2 WEEKS
THEREAFTER.
DO YOU HAVE
ANY QUESTIONS?
YEAH.
YOU GOT ANY MASCARA?
[ROAR]
HOLY SHIT!
WE CAN'T STORE THAT THING!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THEY'RE SENDING
SOMEONE TO GET IT.
[ROAR]
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU GO A PACKAGE FOR...
MR. MONTGOMERY BELL?
THERE YOU GO.
[ROAR]
SIR, I'M NO AN ANIMAL TRAINER.
I'M A TAX ATTORNEY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THE MESSENGER YOU SEN REFUSED TO PICK IT UP.
IT'S JUST A CAT,
RIGHT?
I MEAN,
COULDN'T HE PUT I IN HIS LITTLE
SATCHEL?
DOESN'T HE HAVE A
LITTLE CAT SATCHEL?
MR. TROTT,
WHEN YOU SAY CAT,
I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.
NO, SIR, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
DO YOU KNOW WHO
THAT CAT BELONGS TO?
MONTGOMERY BELL.
YEAH?
THE REAL ESTATE GUY?
LOOK,
SHIPPING PERSON,
BELL IS MY CAREER,
OK?
MONTGOMERY BELL
EQUALS TROTT'S CAREER.
NOW, I NEED THAT CA UPTOWN.
[BEEPING]
WHAT'S THAT?
THAT'S MY FIANCEE.
GOOD MORNING,
DUNBAR.
CONGRATULATIONS,
MISS WORTHINGTON.
THANK YOU,
PRISCILLA.
CONGRATULATIONS!
THANK YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS,
MS. WORTHINGTON.
THANK YOU,
MILDRED.
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
STOP IT.
HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
LOUDON, DID YOU
CALL THE CATERERS?
YES, DEAR.
I CALLED THEM, TOO,
JUST TO BE SURE.
COUSIN HEIDI
CAN'T COME,
SO THAT LEAVES ONLY 94
FOR MY SIDE.
HONEY, TAKE ONE
FROM MY SIDE.
OK?
SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
THE KITTY CA CAN'T STAY HERE.
PICK IT UP OR I'LL PUT I BACK ON THE BOAT.
OH, NO. NO. NO.
DO NOT DO THAT!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
I'M GOING TO
COME BY
AFTER I PICK UP
THE TUX, AT 11:25.
NOW LISTEN,
THIS ANIMAL IS
VERY VALUABLE TO ME.
SO IF YOU COULD KEEP
YOUR EYE ON IT.
DON'T LET I OUT OF ITS CAGE.
RIGHT.
HE SUGGESTS
WE KEEP IT IN THE CAGE.
[ROAR]
DARLING, REMEMBER,
11:10, TUXEDO FITTING,
AND MEET US
AT 12:30 FOR LUNCH.
GOT IT.
I'M ON TOP OF IT.
SO, WHERE ARE YOU
SPENDING YOUR HONEYMOON?
OH, WE'RE POSTPONING
OUR HONEYMOON
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS.
DADDY HAS BIG PLANS
FOR LOUDON.
WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
FOR FUN LATER.
[BEEPING]
HIS MASTER'S VOICE.
MY FATHER'S WAITING
FOR US UPSTAIRS.
OH.
LOUDON,
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THIS PRENUPTIAL THING
WASN'T MY IDEA.
I KNOW THAT.
Woman: WHICH LACE
DID YOU CHOOSE?
NONE OF THEM!
OH.
CAN I HELP YOU?
LOUDON,
THIS IS BUCK.
YEAH.
WE'RE RECEIVING
SO MANY PRESENTS,
THEY'VE ASSIGNED US
OUR OWN EPC DRIVER.
WE HAVE ARRIVED.
HOW'S IT HANGING?
IT'S, UH, HANGING OK.
THANKS FOR ASKING, BUCK.
DOOM DOOM
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM,
MM MM
DOOM DOOM
BUT SHE'S ONLY
SERVED 4 YEARS.
I UNDERSTOOD SHE
WOULD DO THE FULL 7.
GOOD BEHAVIOR?
I SEE.
AND WHERE
IS SHE GOING?
PHILADELPHIA?
AND HER PAROLE
OFFICER THERE
IS EXPECTING HER?
UH-HUH.
HOW CAN YOU MAKE SURE
SHE GETS ON THE BUS?
SO...
SO YOUR PEOPLE WON' ACTUALLY SEE HER
GET ON THE BUS?
WELL, THANKS
FOR CALLING, MILTON,
AND I REALLY
APPRECIATE IT.
GIVE MY LOVE TO LISA
AND LITTLE KENNY
AND DEVIN AND--
I MEAN,
YOUR WIFE PHYLLIS,
AND YOU HAVE NO KIDS.
[BELL RINGS]
DADDY,
WHICH OF THESE
DO YOU LIKE
FOR OUR STEMWARE?
HONEY,
IT'S YOUR WEDDING.
IT'S YOUR DECISION
ENTIRELY.
[PING]
THAT ONE.
I WIN!
I JUST FINISHED,
MR. WORTHINGTON.
AH!
GOOD WORK, BOYS.
HA HA!
HERE WE ARE, SON.
JUST SIGN THERE.
WHAT'S THIS?
WHAT ARE THESE?
OH, JUST A FEW
DOs AND DON'Ts.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
READ IT, SON.
BASICALLY, WHAT IT SAYS
IS THAT EVERYTHING I OWN--
THE CARS, THE HOUSES,
THE BUSINESS--
SOMEDAY, NONE OF I WILL BE YOURS.
ISN'T THIS
CIVILIZED?
DONE. NOW, EVERYONE,
IF YOU WOULD EXCUSE ME,
I WOULD LIKE TO TALK
TO MY SON-IN-LAW ALONE
FOR A MOMENT.
EEK!
BE GENTLE
WITH HIM, DEAR.
Woman: WHAT ABOUT--
WHAT ABOUT THE FRENCH LACE?
SIR, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW...
I'LL TRY TO MAKE WENDY
AS HAPPY AS I CAN.
HELL, THA DOESN'T MATTER, SON,
AS LONG AS YOU
SIGNED THE AGREEMENT.
UH, SOMETHING CAME UP
TODAY, LOUDON.
A WOMAN NAMED NIKKI FINN
IS BEING PAROLED
FROM ROCKFORD CORRECTIONAL
THIS AFTERNOON.
THEY'RE SENDING HER HOME
TO PHILADELPHIA.
I WANT YOU TO DRIVE HER
TO THE BUS STATION.
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S IT.
DRIVE HER TO
THE BUS STATION.
IT'S A MILE AND A HALF.
TAKE YOU 5 MINUTES.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE
SHE GETS ON THE BUS.
WHO IS SHE,
A CLIENT?
NO, NO. NO.
THIS IS
A PUBLIC SERVICE POLICY
THE FIRM IS TRYING
TO INITIATE.
WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE BACK
SOMETHING TO THE COMMUNITY.
YOU MEAN,
LIKE A CHARITY?
EXACTLY.
WHERE'S THE REAL
MR. WORTHINGTON?
LISTEN, SIR,
TODAY IS REALLY
THE WORS POSSIBLE DAY.
I WAS THRILLED
WHEN YOU AND WENDY
DECIDED TO GET ENGAGED,
YOU KNOW THAT?
SIR, YOU SE MY DESK ON FIRE.
NO, I DIDN'T.
YES, SIR.
YOU BURS INTO MY OFFICE
WITH A 5-GALLON CAN
OF GASOLINE.
I OVERREACTED.
I CAN SEE THAT NOW.
MY POINT IS...
YOU HAVE TREMENDOUS
POTENTIAL, LOUDON.
PARTNER.
SENIOR PARTNER.
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
YOU CAN BE COUNTED ON.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT,
LET ME JUST...
SEE HERE.
UH, I CAN
SQUEEZE IT IN
BETWEEN BELL'S CA AND LUNCH, I GUESS.
GOOD.
I WON'T FORGET THIS,
LOUDON.
OPERATION PRISONER SHUTTLE
IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
NOW REMEMBER, PUT THE GIRL
ON THE BUS PERSONALLY.
I KNOW YOU
WON'T LET ME DOWN.
[JAIL DOOR SLAMS]
YO.
CIGARETTE CONCESSION'S
ALL YOURS, JUDY.
THANKS, NIKKI.
DON'T DO NOTHING
I WOULDN'T DO.
HAVEN'T INVENTED
WHAT YOU WOULDN'T DO.
LATER, MARILYN.
LATER, NIKKI, BABY.
COME ON, MOVE IT!
[HORN PLAYS
NEW YORK, NEW YORK]
HELLO, I SPOKE TO YOU
ON THE PHONE.
I'M HERE FOR
MONTGOMERY BELL'S CAT.
[ROAR]
OH, SHIT!
THIS THING ATE
MR. BELL'S CAT?
NO, EINSTEIN,
THAT IS THE CAT.
[ROAR]
LOOK, ONE PATAGONIAN
FELIS CONCOLOR.
SAYS HERE
THEY'RE ALMOST EXTINCT.
THERE'S ONLY 4 OF THEM
LEFT IN THE WORLD.
APPARENTLY, IT MATES
ONLY ONCE EVERY 26 MONTHS.
SAYS HERE
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.
SIGN ON THE "X."
WHAT'S IT EAT?
PROBABLY SHIT-FOR-BRAIN
UPTOWN ATTORNEYS.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP
ONE BLACK
LEATHER JACKET,
ONE PLASTIC COMB,
BLUE...
2 LEATHER-STUDDED
BRACELETS, BLACK.
AND ONE LIPSTICK,
FIRE ENGINE RED.
ALL YOUR WORLDLY
POSSESSIONS.
DON'T KNOCK IT,
DONOVAN.
YOU CAN'T GE THIS SHADE OF RED ANYMORE.
SHE HASN'T CHANGED
SINCE I BUSTED HER
4 YEARS AGO.
AH, I STILL SAY
WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME.
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
I ALWAYS HAD A HUNCH
SOMEBODY ELSE
IS INVOLVED
IN THE CASE.
I THINK SHE'LL TRY
AND FIND
WHOEVER IT IS.
DO YOU THINK
SHE KNOWS WE'RE HERE?
[ROAR]
NEED SOME HELP
WITH THAT, DONOVAN?
I'M OUT OF HERE.
YOU AIN'T FREE
TILL YOU'RE
THROUGH THAT DOOR.
MOVE IT.
HELLO.
I'M HERE TO PICK UP
A MISS NICOLE FINN.
THAT'S HER.
AM I FREE NOW?
YEAH,
YOU'RE FREE.
GOOD.
DID YOU SEE
WHAT SHE DID?
GET HER BACK IN HERE!
YOU WANT HER
BACK HERE?
HELL, NO!
BE NICE.
EXCUSE ME.
SORRY. SORRY.
EXCUSE ME, MISS FINN.
MISS FINN?
EXCUSE ME!
MISS FINN?
HELLO.
HELLO.
I'M LOUDON TROTT.
I'M AN ATTORNEY
WITH WORTHINGTON,
FERRIS, AND CLARK.
WE'RE INITIATING A NEW
PUBLIC SERVICE PROGRAM
CALLED OPERATION
PRISONER SHUTTLE.
OPERATION
PRISONER SHUTTLE?
YES. WE PROVIDE
RECENTLY PAROLED PEOPLE,
SUCH AS YOURSELF,
RIDES TO WHEREVER
THEY WISH TO GO.
ISN'T THAT SWEET.
THAT YOUR CAR,
LOUDON?
YES--NO.
LET'S GO.
IT'S MY FAMILY'S--
NOT REALLY MY FAMILY YET.
I'M MORE OF
A VOLVO MAN MYSELF.
IT'S A PRETTY CAR.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
OVERSTATED FOR MY TASTE.
UM...
[ENGINE STARTS]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
THAT'S FUNNY.
HA HA HA HA HA.
ALL RIGHT, FINE. JUST...
STOP RIGHT HERE.
NO. NO, DAVE.
LET'S TAKE THIS CAR.
WHAT?
THIS THING SAYS
UNDERCOVER COP
ALL OVER IT.
COME ON.
YEAH, RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE THE ONE
THAT HAS
"PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE"
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
OH, GOD! OH!
DON'T SLAM--GOD!
FINE. FINE.
JUST GO STRAIGHT AHEAD.
THE BUS STATION'S
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
[ROAR]
NEAT.
YOU GOT A TIGER.
NO, IT'S A PATAGONIAN
FELIS CONCOLOR.
THERE ARE ONLY 4 LEF IN THE WHOLE WORLD...
GOING ON 3.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
HI, BABY.
LADY, I'M JUS DELIVERING HIM.
WHERE'S MY SEAT BELT?
HOW ABOUT MURRAY?
"HOW ABOUT MURRAY" WHAT?
HOW ABOU MURRAY THE TIGER?
WITH ONLY 4 LEFT,
THERE'S PROBABLY
NOT ANOTHER MURRAY.
THERE'S A CERTAIN LOGIC
TO THAT.
[HORN HONKS]
OH, DEAR LORD!
HANG ON, MURRAY!
GOD! GOD!
[HONK]
[HONK]
HEY, A MALL!
ARE YOU OU OF YOUR MIND?
[HONK]
HOLY--OH!
SEE?
PARK AT A SLAN SO NOBODY SCRATCHES.
OK, THAT'S IT.
FINE. NOBODY'S HURT.
LOUDON,
DON'T BE MAD.
I WAS STUCK IN THA CAGE FOR 4 YEARS.
I JUST WEN A LITTLE CRAZY.
IT WON'T HAPPEN
AGAIN.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS WILL NO HAPPEN AGAIN.
SINCE WE'RE HERE,
CAN WE GO IN?
NO!
PLEASE? I CAN' GO BACK TO PHILLY
WITHOUT PRESENTS
FOR MY MOM.
SHE THINKS
I'VE BEEN SHOPPING.
SHOPPING...
FOR 4 YEARS?
MM-HMM. SO I CAN' GO BACK EMPTY-HANDED
'CAUSE IT ISN' VERY NICE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
15 MINUTES
AND THEN STRAIGH TO THE BUS STATION.
YOU PROMISE?
PROMISE.
[MURRAY GROWLS]
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO'S THE GUY?
I DON'T KNOW.
A WILD CARD.
LET'S GO.
JEEZ!
HEY.
LISTEN, DON'T SLAM,
DON'T SLAM--
WHAT?
COME ON, MISS FINN.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
HEY, LOOK.
THE CLERK FORGO TO TAKE THE TAG OFF.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
[BEEPING]
WELL, THAT'S IT.
15 MINUTES.
COME ON. COME ON.
I'M GETTING WORRIED
ABOUT THE CAT.
THE PATAGONIAN
FELIS...
MURRAY.
IS THERE A LATER BUS?
NO.
NO.
THERE'S NOT.
ISN'T THERE A 1:45?
NO, THEY CANCELED
THAT ONE.
IT WAS IN THE PAPER
THIS MORNING.
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
I GOT TO DO.
NOW, COME ON.
WE HAD A DEAL.
YOU SAID
YOU WOULD GO
STRAIGHT TO
THE BUS STATION.
I WILL. JUST GO TO MAKE A LITTLE DETOUR
TO, UH...
735 135th STREET,
APARTMENT 6.
THAT'S HARLEM.
WHAT'S IN HARLEM?
UH, NOTHING SPECIAL.
JUST GO TO GET A GUN.
A GUN?
A GUN?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
NO WAY.
NO! SORRY.
LOOK, IT'LL TAKE
HALF AN HOUR MAX.
10 MINUTES TO GET THERE,
5 MINUTES TO MAKE
THE CONNECTION.
THERE'LL BE PLENTY
OF TIME TO MAKE THE 1:45,
AND YOU'LL NEVER
SEE ME AGAIN.
EXCEPT MAYBE
IN YOUR DREAMS.
NIGHTMARES IS
THE WORD, MISS FINN.
NIKKI.
MISS NIKKI.
NAH, MISS FINN.
MISS NIFKIN,
LISTEN, LISTEN.
YOU'VE BEEN OU OF PRISON
FOR EXACTLY 23 MINUTES.
NOW, I'M NO A CRIMINAL LAWYER,
NO, BUT I SUSPECT...
MEET ME OUT FRONT.
I GOT TO DITCH THIS GUY.
MY ADVICE TO YOU
IS TO SEEK
PROFESSIONAL HELP.
I MEAN, GET A JOB,
EVEN A MENIAL JOB.
[ALARM]
I GOT YOU!
I DIDN' TAKE NOTHING!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
THERE'S NOTHING I WANT.
WHAT'S THIS?
BEETHOVEN?
GIVE ME A BREAK.
GOOD WORK. LOCK HIM UP
AND THROW AWAY THE KEYS.
THANKS, MA'AM.
I KNEW YOU WERE
UP TO NO GOOD.
LOUDON, I'VE BEEN
THINKING IT OVER.
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T NEED ANY MORE
TROUBLE IN MY LIFE.
I'M TAKING THAT BUS
BACK TO PHILLY,
START ALL OVER AGAIN.
YOU'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING.
YEAH.
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
GOOD-BYE, MURRAY.
I'LL MISS YOU
MOST OF ALL.
WAIT.
I'M DRIVING YOU.
NO. YOU DONE
ENOUGH FOR ME ALREADY.
[PURRING]
BUT...
I'M SUPPOSED TO
MAKE SURE
YOU GET ON THE BUS.
[PURRING]
COME ON, GET IN.
CAN I DRIVE?
NO.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
[GROWLS]
ALL RIGHT.
MAYBE.
[GRRR]
ALL RIGHT!
HA HA!
BUT NO TRICKS.
NO TRICKS.
YOU PROMISE?
I PROMISE!
I PROMISE,
NO TRICKS.
HEY, LOUDON,
GUESS WHAT?
TRICKS!
SORRY!
[GRINDING GEARS]
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU ROBBED THAT STORE!
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
I DIDN'T ROB NOTHING.
WHEN YOU ROB A STORE,
YOU STICK UP
THE CASHIER.
I BOOSTED A FEW TAPES.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
ALL RIGHT, I DIDN' WANT TO DO THIS,
BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE.
CITIZEN'S ARREST.
CITIZEN'S ARREST?
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
HERE IT IS.
OH, MY GOD!
WE'LL MAKE IT!
I'LL ACCEPT ANYTHING
BUT A TIE!
I'VE TRIED AND TRIED
TO GET NEXT TO YOU
DETOUR! HA HA!
FREIGHT TRAIN!
FREIGHT TRAIN!
FREIGHT TRAIN!
FREIGHT TRAIN!
BUT I DON'T GIVE IN
SO EASILY
THIS I KNOW
YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE
AFRAID THAT I MIGHT
STEAL YOUR HEART AWAY
IN THE NIGHT
BUT I CAN'T TAKE AWAY
WHAT'S NOT MINE
AAH!
YOU'LL SEE
YOU'LL COME TO ME
IN TIME
CAN'T STOP
CAN'T STOP
THINKIN' ABOUT YOU, BABE
CAN'T STOP SCREAMING
AND SHOUTING YOUR NAME
CAN'T STOP
LOOK OUT, BOY
'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO THE TOP OF YOUR LIST
CAN'T STOP
[SIREN]
NOW LOOK WHA YOU DONE.
[MURRAY ROARS]
ALL RIGHT.
GET OUT OF THE CAR.
OH, OFFICER,
THANK GOD.
MY HUSBAND'S HAVING
A HEART ATTACK.
IS THIS THE WAY
TO THE HOSPITAL?
LET ME SEE
YOUR LICENSE.
I DON'T HAVE
A LICENSE.
I WAS ONLY DRIVING BECAUSE
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
AND I MEAN, I JUST--
LOOK AT HIM!
AH!
HELP ME!
YOU'RE IN
GOOD HANDS.
OH, GOD,
HE'S SO YOUNG!
ARE YOU HIS WIFE?
UH-HUH.
I NEED INFORMATION.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
LOUDON.
LOUDON WHAT?
CLEAR.
LOUDON CLEAR.
MRS. CLEAR, HAVE YOU NOTICED
ANYTHING WRONG WITH
YOUR HUSBAND RECENTLY?
WELL, HE HASN' BEEN VALENTINO
IN THE SACK LATELY.
OH, GOD!
GRRR!
HEY, HE'S HYSTERICAL!
CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM
SOMETHING?
I MEAN, HELP!
HE'S IN AGONY!
NO.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING,
MR. CLEAR?
MY WALLET,
MY CLOTHES.
OH, YOUR WIFE TOOK
EVERYTHING HOME.
SHE'S GONNA BE BACK LATER
WITH YOUR PAJAMAS.
MY WIFE?
OH, MY GOD!
SHE DIDN' TAKE THE ROLLS!
OH, IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL CAR.
SHE GAVE SOME OF
THE GIRLS A RIDE.
OH, NO. NO. NO.
NOT MRS. WORTHINGTON'S
ROLLS ROYCE.
MM-HMM.
BUT MURRAY'S IN IT!
SHE'S GOT MURRAY!
HARLEM! I GOT TO
GET TO HARLEM!
MR. CLEAR!
YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE.
WE STILL HAVE TO
RUN MORE TESTS.
MY NAME ISN'T CLEAR,
AND I'M PERFECTLY FINE!
AND I'M A LAWYER, SEE?
I'M A LAWYER, SEE?
I KNOW MY RIGHTS.
I'M GOING TO HARLEM.
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THIS DOOR?
WELL,
YOU JUST PUSH.
YOU JUST HAVE TO PUSH.
EH-UHH.
YEAH.
P.A.: SECURITY,
REPORT TO NURSES' STATION.
SECURITY,
REPORT TO NURSES' STATION.
TAXI!
TAXI!
TAXI, TAXI!
OK!
735 135th STREET!
STEP ON IT!
SURE THING.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
PICK UP ANYBODY
WITHOU THEIR CLOTHES ON.
COMPANY POLICY.
DAMN GOOD POLICY,
TOO.
9 MILLIMETER,
SEMIAUTOMATIC,
ONLY 33 MOVING PARTS.
YAP YAP YAP YAP!
FOR EASY STRIPPING
AND, UH, CLEANING.
27 OUNCES, FITS
IN YOUR POCKETBOOK,
LIGHT AND DEADLY.
A FAVORITE
WITH THE LADIES.
VERY NICE.
THE EVER POPULAR
.44 MAGNUM,
CHROME FINISH.
EFFECTIVE,
BUT COMMON.
FOR MORE SERIOUS
SELF-DEFENSE,
YOU GOT YOUR AK47
SOVIET ASSAULT RIFLE.
OR THE AUGSA
45 MILLIMETER--
REALLY THE CUTTING EDGE
OF AUTOMATIC FIREPOWER.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
HA HA.
I GOT ASSAULT KNIVES,
10-INCH BLADES,
CAR STEREOS,
COMPACT DISC PLAYERS,
WASHERS, VIDEO CAMERAS,
I GOT BOOTLEG TAPES.
I GOT ITALIAN SUITS.
SHOES, DESIGNER JEANS.
YOU'RE GETTING
MARRIED, ARE YOU?
YEP. TOMORROW AT 12:00,
I'M MARRYING
WENDY WORTHINGTON.
YOU--NAH.
YOU MARRY
WENDY WORTHINGTON?
I CAN'T SEE IT.
YOU'RE NOT HER TYPE.
YOU KNOW WENDY?
SURE. WENDY
FROM SCARSDALE.
I HAD HER
IN THE CAB ONCE.
JUST BECAUSE YOU
GAVE HER A RIDE
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU KNOW HER TYPE.
I DIDN'T SAY
I GAVE HER A RIDE.
I SAID I HAD HER
IN THE CAB.
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
THAT'LL BE $6.50.
I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY.
AH, FORGET IT.
ANY FRIEND
OF WENDY'S--
[DOG BARKING]
[DISTANT MUSIC PLAYING]
HEY! HEY, GET AWAY
FROM THERE!
COME ON! GET AWAY!
NO, NO! COME ON!
GET AWAY!
THIS IS MY STUFF.
THIS IS MY CAR.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT--HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T DO THAT!
DON'T DO THAT!
OH, MY GOD!
THERE WAS
A PATAGONIAN FELIS
IN THIS CAGE!
MURRAY!
MURRAY!
COME HERE, BOY.
HERE, KITTY KITTY.
GOD DAMN IT!
CUT THAT OUT!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO. NO, THIS
IS NOT LUDEN.
LOUDON, LOUDON.
YOU LOUDON?
YEAH.
TELEPHONE.
HELLO?
LOUDON? HOW'S
IT GOING, SON?
OH, MR. WORTHINGTON.
SIR, ACTUALLY,
THERE'S BEEN A WRINKLE
OR 2 AT THIS END.
YOU DID TAKE CARE
OF THA CHARITABLE ERRAND
WE DISCUSSED?
ACTUALLY,
IT MISSED THE BUS.
THAT'S NOT WHA I WANT TO HEAR.
BUT I'LL HAVE HER
ON THE NEXT ONE.
GUARANTEED. NO PROBLEM.
STOP THAT.
I SEE.
UH, SIR, HOW DANGEROUS
IS THIS PERSON?
HER BARK IS MUCH WORSE
THAN HER BITE.
DOES SHE BITE,
SIR?
IT'S IMPORTAN THAT I KNOW.
I THINK WE'D ALL
BE A LOT HAPPIER
ON THIS MOST JOYOUS
OF WEEKENDS
IF NIKKI FINN
WERE FAR, FAR AWAY.
OH, I COULDN'T AGREE
WITH THAT MORE, SIR.
SHE'LL BE ON
THE NEXT BUS.
GUARANTEED.
NO PROBLEM.
I HOPE SO.
HERE'S WENDY.
LOUDON? WHERE
ARE YOU, SWEETIE?
WE'VE ALREADY FINISHED
THE FIRST COURSE.
I'M IN, UH, SCARSDALE.
YEAH!
THINK ABOUT IT!
WHY DON'T YOU
GO AHEAD AND ORDER
WITHOUT ME?
YOU GET THE RING?
OH. DAMN IT.
NOT YET.
I'M RUNNING A LITTLE
BEHIND SCHEDULE.
YOU WILL BE A THE CO-OP INTERVIEW?
ABSOLUTELY.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE, OK?
HEY, WHITE BOY,
GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
EXACTLY WHAT PAR OF SCARSDALE ARE YOU IN?
HONEY, I'VE GOT TO GO.
KISS, KISS. BYE-BYE.
Mrs. Worthington:
DARLING, WHERE IS HE?
SCARSDALE.
GET BACK HERE!
BRING THAT BACK!
OH!
OH, MY GOD.
[FUNKY RAP PLAYING]
[RATS SCREECHING]
GO AHEAD,
PISS ON ME,
YOU BASTARD.
WE GOT A PROBLEM.
THE GUN RUNNER'S
IN NUMBER 6.
LET'S MOVE.
THAT'S "B" FOR BOY,
321-7621-413.
HEY, YOU GOT THESE
IN PINK?
HOLD ON.
PINK--LET ME CHECK.
ALL RIGHT!
WHERE'S MURRAY?
HI!
HOLD IT.
HE'S WITH ME.
YOU SET ME UP!
GET REAL.
STAY THERE!
BOTH OF YOU!
NOBODY BREATHE!
THE NAME IS
LOUDON TROUT.
TROTT.
TROTT.
T-R-O-T-T.
EXPIRATION DATE,
6-89.
AMOUNT, $2,340.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
CALL IN A GOLD CARD.
EASY, CHUCKLES.
JUST TELL ME.
I WON'T BE UPSET.
I REALLY JUS WANT TO KNOW.
ARE YOU
THE ANTI-CHRIST?
YOU CAN TELL ME, REALLY.
I SWEAR I WON'T BE MAD.
YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?
MOVE.
CHARLIE,
HE'S UPSTAIRS!
UH-OH! THIS WAY!
MILE AND A HALF.
MILE AND A HALF.
JUST TAKE HER
TO THE BUS STATION.
A MILE AND A HALF.
WHERE'S MURRAY?
HE HAD TO GO.
I LET HIM OUT.
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
WHEN YOU'VE GOT TO GO,
YOU GOT TO GO.
OH! WHOA!
AAH!
JUMP!
COME ON!
ARE YOU INSANE?
I DID IT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
I'M A TAX ATTORNEY.
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT HERE.
I'M SURE SOMEBODY
CALLED THE COPS.
THEY ARE THE COPS.
[GUNSHOTS]
MAYBE IF I
JUST EXPLAINED...
EXPLAIN WHAT?
THAT WE WERE BUYING
4 STOLEN
SEMIAUTOMATIC WEAPONS
ON YOUR GOLD CARD?
OK!
[SIREN]
HA HA HA HA!
HEY, OVER HERE!
I GO THE OTHER WAY!
THEY'LL PUT US
IN SEPARATE CELLS,
WON'T THEY?
I MEAN, WE WON'T BE
ROOMING TOGETHER?
RELAX, COUNSELOR.
NOBODY'S GOING
TO PRISON.
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S SEE HERE.
LUNCH--THAT'S OFF.
GOT TO FIND MURRAY.
THAT'S NUMBER ONE.
WOW. YOU PRIN EVERYTHING?
YOU NEVER GO
BELOW THE LINE.
I'M VERY IMPRESSED.
GOOD,
BECAUSE IMPRESSING YOU
IS WHAT I LIVE FOR.
ALL RIGHT.
TUX. GOT THAT,
SORT OF.
I GOT TO GO
TO CARTIER,
PICK UP THE RING.
OH.
A RING, HUH?
YEAH. A WEDDING RING.
I'M GETTING
MARRIED TOMORROW.
OH, GREAT.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
WENDY.
WENDY--THAT'S
A NICE NAME.
I'D LIKE TO
MEET HER.
YOU DON'T HAVE
MUCH IN COMMON,
SHE BEING
A MERE HUMAN PERSON,
YOU BEING
A FORCE OF NATURE.
[FIRE ALARM]
OHH!
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[FIRE ENGINE SIREN]
THOSE GUYS ARE
FOLLOWING ME OUT THERE.
I THINK THEY'RE CRAZY.
THEY MUST BE.
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
WE HUNG OU IN THESE THINGS.
SNEAKING CIGARETTES,
LYING ABOUT BOYS,
MAKING BIG PLANS.
IS THAT WHEN YOU STARTED
MURDERING PEOPLE?
HEY, I'M A THIEF.
I ADMIT THAT,
BUT I NEVER
KILLED ANYBODY.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
I WAS FRAMED,
LOUDON.
I WAS GOING WITH
THIS GUY NAMED JOHNNY,
SMALL TIME,
BOOKMAKER TYPE.
JOHNNY FINDS OUT ABOU THIS WHITE-COLLAR GUY
WHO'S INTO BOGUS STUFF.
I NEVER KNEW HIS NAME.
JOHNNY GETS
THE GOODS ON HIM--
PHOTOS, TAPES,
FINANCIAL RECORDS.
JOHNNY PUTS IT IN
A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX
AND GIVES ME THE KEY.
HE DECIDES TO BLACKMAIL
THE DUDE,
BUT THE DUDE HIRES RAOUL
TO HIT JOHNNY.
RAOUL STUFFS THE BODY
IN MY CAR TRUNK.
I DON'T KNOW IT'S THERE.
I TAKE A RED LIGHT.
THE COPS STOP ME.
THEY FIND JOHNNY'S BODY.
JUDGE CALLED I A CRIME OF PASSION.
I LIKED JOHNNY,
BUT NOT ENOUGH
TO KILL HIM.
THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
JOHNNY NEVER TOLD ME
WHICH BANK OR BOX
THIS KEY GOES TO,
BUT RAOUL KNOWS.
RAOUL GOT IT OUT OF HIM
BEFORE HE FINISHED HIM OFF.
SO I GOT THE KEY,
RAOUL'S GO THE BOX NUMBER.
SO WE GOT TO GET RAOUL.
WILL YOU HELP ME?
HELP YOU WHAT?
CLEAR MY NAME.
CLEAR YOUR NAME?
THAT'S WHA THIS IS ABOUT?
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST STEAL ONE?
HELP ME AND I'LL BE
ON THE NEXT BUS.
DON'T SEND ME BACK
TO PHILLY A MURDERESS.
WELL, UH,
THIS GUY RAOUL--
HE REALLY--
HE SOUNDS
LIKE TROUBLE.
YEAH, BUT WE CAN
HANDLE HIM, YOU AND ME!
'CAUSE WE'RE A TEAM,
LOUDON:
LEAN, MEAN FIGHTING
MACHINE OF A TEAM.
SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN
INSIDE THERE,
I SEE A FIGHTER IN YOU.
ADMIT IT.
WELL, I FENCE.
I STARTED
IN PREP SCHOOL.
MY FATHER THOUGH IT WASN'T MANLY.
FENCE, HUH? I KNEW
YOU HAD IT IN YOU.
I WON THE STATE
INTERCOLLEGIATE,
BUT FATHER
NEVER WATCHED.
WHY WOULD YOUR FATHER
WATCH YOU
TURN OVER STOLEN GOODS?
UM...
YOU'RE TWISTED.
YEAH.
NO. I MEAN
YOUR GLASSES.
STAY STILL.
I'LL FIX THEM.
NO. THAT'S OK.
YOU GO REALLY NEAT HANDS.
THANK YOU.
CAME WITH THE ARM.
THIS ARM?
YEAH.
THIS ARM?
YES.
THIS ARM?
SAME ONE.
AH!
FEEL GOOD?
UH, YES, ACTUALLY.
SO YOU GOING
TO HELP ME?
UH, YEAH.
HA HA! GOODY!
OH, I MEAN,
I'LL CONSIDER I IF YOU HELP ME.
WE HAD
A PATAGONIAN FELIS
IN THE BACK SEAT.
MURRAY. PERHAPS YOU
REMEMBER MURRAY.
[WHISTLES]
HOW DID YOU
DO THAT?
[ROAR]
I HAVE MY METHODS.
ARE THEY STILL
SITTING THERE?
WHAT ARE THEY
UP TO?
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU'RE PAID
BY THE HOUR.
WHAT'D YOU GET?
OH...[CHUCKLES]
I GOT THE COLD QUAIL
WITH PESTO.
IT'S MARINATED
IN OLIVE OIL.
I PICKED UP
THE WILD RICE
WITH THE FRENCH
MOREL MUSHROOMS
ON A BED OF
RADICCHIO LETTUCE.
AND A LITTLE DIJON
DRESSING ON THE SIDE.
I GOT THAT FOR YOU.
[HUMMING WITH RADIO]
LOUDON,
WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY CALL THESE THINGS
McNUGGETS?
I DON'T KNOW, NIKKI.
ONE OF LIFE'S GREATES UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.
MURRAY SURE LIKES 'EM.
HERE, TRY SOME SWEE AND SOUR SAUCE, HONEY.
THERE HE IS!
ONE OF THEM'S BIG.
VERY BIG.
YEAH, YEAH.
NOT AS BIG AS THIS.
LET'S DO IT.
UHH! GAH!
UH-OH. NOW WE'VE
GOT A PROBLEM.
TURN AROUND.
WALK DOWN THAT STREET.
LOOK BACK
AND YOU'RE DEAD.
YEAH.
MOVE!
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
NIKKI.
LONG TIME, RAOUL.
TAKE THEM OU WITH YOUR FINGERTIPS
AND DROP THEM
ON THE FLOOR,
THANK YOU.
I JUST WITNESSED
AN ACCIDENT.
I'LL GO GIVE THEM
MY NAME.
DRIVE.
WHAT?
GET IN AND DRIVE.
[CAR TIRES SQUEAL]
[HORNS HONK]
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
CUT THE INNOCENT ACT,
RAOUL.
I KNOW YOU HIT JOHNNY.
HOW YOU DOING, LOUDON?
MM-HMM. MM-HMM. NO!
LOUDON DON'T SEE GOOD
WITHOUT GLASSES.
NIKKI, DON'T DO
ANYTHING CRAZY.
I'M OUT OF CONTROL,
YOU LITTLE
POINDEXTER-HEAD.
I WANT THE NAME
OF THE BANK
AND THE SAFETY
DEPOSIT BOX NUMBER.
WHAT IS THAT GONNA DO?
NOBODY'S FOUND THE KEY.
HONEY,
I NEVER LOST IT.
I'VE BEEN SITTING
ON THIS FOR 4 YEARS.
YEAH.
YOU'RE DOING FINE,
LOUDON.
NO, HE AIN'T.
YES, HE IS.
THE BANK NAME AND
THE BOX NUMBER NOW!
DON'T GET MENTAL!
WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!
AFRAID OF WHAT I MIGH FIND IN THAT BOX?
THINK YOU BETTER
FIND A PLACE TO PARK.
OK.
NICE SPOT.
OK, EVERYBODY OUT.
LET'S GO.
COME ON.
NO MONKEY BUSINESS.
GO. MOVE IT.
OH! OW!
I'D HATE TO BE
UP THERE LIKE THAT,
HANGING ON
A CAR DOOR.
I'D HATE TO BE NO HANGING ON TO A CAR DOOR.
KEEP GOING.
YOU, TOO, SHORTY.
UP AGAINST THE CAR.
TIME OUT!
THAT NUMBER...
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
IN TROUBLE.
LATER FOR HIM.
LATER?
I'M BUSY--
HEY! HEY!
GIVE ME THAT!
[GUNSHOT]
THAT'S MY GUN!
HEY! THANK YOU.
AHA! MY GUN!
STOP IT!
GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU BIG, FAT BULLY!
[COCKS GUN]
UH-OH.
HUH!
AAH.
NOW TALK!
CARTIER CLOSES
IN HALF AN HOUR!
KOWAMATSU BANK.
KOWAMATSU!
ON MADISON.
BOX NUMBER 6111.
Nikki: TROTT! HELP!
OH, NOW YOU
NEED MY HELP.
HOW THE WORM
HAS TURNED.
LOUDON, PLEASE!
WHAT ABOU "LATER FOR HIM"?
I HAD MY FINGERS
CROSSED.
ALL RIGHT.
OW!
OW!
WHOA!
WHOA!
[SPLASH]
[HORN PLAYS
NEW YORK, NEW YORK]
FIRE HYDRANT.
FIRE HYDRANT.
FIRE HYDRANT.
EXCUSE ME, FIRE HYDRANT.
WHY CAN'T WE GO
TO THE BANK FIRST?
NO. WE DID ONE OF
YOUR THINGS ALREADY.
WE MURDERED THE PIMP
AND THE FAT MAN.
IT'S TIME TO DO
ONE OF MY THINGS.
IS THAT WHY
YOU'RE UPSET?
SHOULD I TELL YOU
SOMETHING?
WE DID THE WORLD
A FAVOR.
THOSE GUYS
WERE SCUM.
THEY WEREN'T EVEN SCUM.
THEY ASPIRED ONE DAY
TO BE SCUM.
NONETHELESS,
NONETHELESS, NONETHELESS,
DOUBLE HOMICIDE
WAS NOT ON MY AGENDA.
I GOT A GOOD IDEA.
TELL ME
THE BOX NUMBER.
I'LL GO TO THE BANK
AND MEET YOU HERE.
LISTEN, YOU
LITTLE INSANE PERSON.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT.
I PROMISED I'D SEE
YOU ON THAT BUS.
UNTIL THAT GLORIOUS
MOMENT COMES,
WE'RE STUCK TOGETHER
LIKE GLUE.
LIKE MUTT AND JEFF,
AMOS AND ANDY,
FRICK AND FRACK,
SPIC 'N SPAN,
YIN AND YANG,
ARM AND HAMMER,
PORK AND BEANS--
THE BANK CLOSES
IN HALF AN HOUR.
YEAH.
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. TROTT.
AFTERNOON.
HOW'S MOTHER,
SIR?
MOTHER? FINE, FINE.
TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY,
SIR. CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THE RING IS ALL READY
FOR YOU, SIR.
I DON'T RECOGNIZE
MADAME, SIR.
AN OUT-OF-TOWN GUEST?
OUT-OF-TOWN,
SORT OF.
I'M LOUDON'S,
UH, COUS--
MR. TROTT'S
SISTER.
SISTER? I WASN'T AWARE
MR. TROTT HAD A SISTER.
BEEN AWAY
A FEW YEARS.
BOARDING SCHOOL?
BOARDING SCHOOL,
RIGHT.
SWITZERLAND?
EXCUSE ME.
I SAID
WAS THE SCHOOL SWISS?
SURE.
SURE, ONE OF
THE SWISSEST.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
DO IT. DO IT.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
DO IT TODAY, MAN.
[ENGINE STARTS]
OK. WE'RE COOL.
LET'S GO.
[HORN HONKS]
YO! WHOO!
[HORN PLAYS
NEW YORK, NEW YORK]
EXCUSE ME.
I'D LIKE TO LOOK
AT THAT.
I LIKE THIS.
IT'S VERY SWEET.
HMM.
THINK THIS'LL
FIT ON A TIGER?
TIGER? NO QUESTION.
THERE YOU ARE.
SHALL I PUT THIS
ON MOTHER'S ACCOUNT?
YES.
PUT THIS ON MOTHER'S
ACCOUNT, TOO...
FOR MURRAY.
[WHISPERING] Have mercy.
BUT, LOUDON,
HE'S ALMOST EXTINCT.
THE CLASP IS BROKEN.
I CAN GET THIS FIXED.
HEY!
GIVE ME THAT KEY!
AAH!
I WANT MY KEY!
GIVE ME THAT KEY!
[CRASH]
Woman: OH, NO!
OH!
NO, YOU DON'T!
HEY! LET ME GO!
I WANT MY KEY!
COME BACK!
GIVE ME MY KEY!
PUT ME DOWN!
OH, MY GOD!
WHERE'S THE CAR?
WAIT!
WHERE'S THE CAR?
MURRAY! MURRAY!
AAH!
THANK YOU. GET IN.
WHAT ABOU MRS. WORTHINGTON'S CAR?
WHAT ABOUT MURRAY?
LATER, LOUDON.
FOLLOW THAT BROWN
EPC TRUCK, OK?
HERE'S 20 IF YOU
EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON.
OH, HEY! HEY!
YOU STOLE THA FROM CARTIER.
THAT'S GRAND THEFT.
THANKS.
THEY'RE GOING TO
COME AFTER US.
YOU DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND.
THEY DON'T CARE
ABOUT THIS STUFF.
THOSE PLACES DEAL
IN DIAMONDS.
THEY DON'T WAN THEM STOLEN,
SO THEY LEAVE THIS STUFF
OUT FOR PEOPLE TO TAKE.
IT'S CALLED
A LOSS LEADER.
THEY WANT US
TO STEAL IT.
YEAH.
UNDERSTAND THAT?
IT'S LIKE
A PROMOTIONAL THING
WITH THEM.
HEH HEH HEH.
EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU MIND?
AHH.
HERE'S YOUR TRUCK.
HEY, THIS IS WHERE
WENDY WORTHINGTON LIVES!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
I HAD HER
IN ME CAB ONCE.
PEACE.
HURRY IT UP
IN THERE.
COME ON!
DOES THAT FEEL
BETTER, BUCK?
MMM.
MANY PEOPLE TAKE
THE EPC FOR GRANTED.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
NOT US.
[DOOR OPENS]
LOUDON!
THIS IS MY BED
AND KITCHEN SHOWER!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE.
WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE THAT?
YOU CAN'T GO TO
THE CO-OP INTERVIEW
DRESSED LIKE THAT.
DID YOU GE THE RING?
HOW'S IT HANGING?
WENDY! MY GOD!
YOU JUST LOOK
EVERY BI THE LITTLE THING
LOUDON DESCRIBED.
LOUDON...
WHO IS
THIS WOMAN?
SHAME ON YOU.
I THOUGHT YOU TOLD WENDY.
I'M LOUDON'S COUSIN,
NIKKI SUE TROTT.
THE ATLANTA TROTTS
WITH 3 Ts.
GIVE US A KISS.
OOH!
I JUST LOVE THAT LITTLE
THING YOU'RE WEARING.
LOUDON, SHE'S GO THE CUTEST LITTLE FIGURE.
WHAT A CUTE, TEENY-TINY,
ALMOST NONEXISTEN LITTLE FIGURE.
I'LL MINGLE.
PRESENTS!
Wendy: YOU DIDN' SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT A COUSIN
FROM ATLANTA.
VERY COMPLICATED, DEAR.
YES. THE ASPCA?
I'D LIKE TO REPOR A WILD CONCOLOR MISSING.
DEAR, I THOUGH WE AGREED
THE GUEST LIS WAS LOCKED.
ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME?
NO, DEAR, I'M NOT.
A PATAGONIAN FELIS,
CONCOLOR,
LAST SEEN
AT 57th AND 5th.
WHAT IS THIS
ALL ABOUT?
YOUR MOTHER'S CAR
WAS STOLEN.
A RARE ANIMAL
WAS IN IT.
OH, NO, NO MUMMY'S ROLLS?
I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
DON'T WORRY,
MISS WORTHINGTON.
I GO THE LICENSE NUMBER.
YOU GOT THE LICENSE
NUMBER OF OUR CAR?
I WROTE IT DOWN.
IS IT POSSIBLE
FOR YOU
TO BE ANY DUMBER?
I DON'T SEE HOW.
BYE, BUCK.
WHAT IS IT?
OH, BYE, BUCKY-DUCK.
OH, SEE YOU LATER.
WE LOVE YOU.
BYE-BYE.
I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF.
I LOVE GETTING PRESENTS.
THAT'S FROM ME.
THEY'RE
GORGEOUS!
SOLID 24 CARAT.
OF COURSE.
18. ANYWAYS,
AS I WAS SAYING...
FAMILY'S JUST BESIDE
THEMSELVES WITH HAPPINESS.
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE
HOW RELIEVED WE ALL WAS
WHEN WE FOUND OUT OLD LOUDON
WAS GETTING ENGAGED.
I MEAN, LOUDON?
MARRYING A WOMAN?
GOT IT!
[HORN PLAYS
NEW YORK, NEW YORK]
MURRAY!
MURRAY!
MUMMY'S ROLLS!
BYE!
BYE, MISS TROTT!
LOUDON, COME ON!
LET'S GO!
Wendy: LOUDON,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOU WON'T BE LATE FOR
THE CO-OP INTERVIEW?
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
MURRAY!
STOP THAT CAR!
MURRAY!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
[WHISTLES]
[GRRR]
HEY, WE PICKED UP
A MONSTER.
WHOA!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
[GRRR]
[HONK]
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE HERE.
WANNA GIVE ME THA BOX NUMBER NOW?
NOT UNTIL WE'RE INSIDE.
OH...
IT'S NOT FAIR!
OH, NO! EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
I CANNOT BE WITH THIS
WOMAN ANOTHER MINUTE.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
OPEN UP.
PLEASE, SIR,
LET US IN!
2 SECONDS.
LOOK. I'M WEALTHY,
AND I'M BUSY.
PLEASE!
TOMORROW MORNING.
10:00.
TOMORROW MORNING?
PERFECT!
LOOK, WHAT DO
YOU CARE?
GIVE ME
THE BOX NUMBER.
WE'LL GO OUR
SEPARATE WAYS.
I CAN'T.
I GAVE MY WORD.
I PROMISED THAT I WOULD
SEE YOU ON THAT BUS.
NOW, I'M SURE THE CONCEP IS JUST ALIEN TO YOU,
BUT WHERE I COME FROM,
A PERSON'S WORD
REALLY MEANS SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT. THEN
I GIVE YOU MY WORD.
TOMORROW MORNING,
I'LL COME HERE,
OPEN UP THE BOX,
AND I'LL GET ON THE BUS
ALL BY MYSELF.
YOU'RE LYING.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YOUR LIPS ARE MOVING.
HEY!
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK THAT YOU
WANT TO STAY WITH ME.
YEAH, BUT YOU JUS CAN'T ADMIT IT.
YOU THINK THAT I WOULD
WANT TO STAY WITH YOU--
THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY
WANT TO STAY WITH YOU?
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
LADY, I'M SURPRISED YOUR
SHADOW KEEPS YOU COMPANY.
I'M AN EX-CONVICT,
AND HE'S WITH ME.
SHUT UP.
WE KILLED 2 PEOPLE:
A PIMP AND FAT MAN,
AND HE DID MOS OF THE WORK.
YEAH, I KILLED 'EM.
YEAH.
HE'S THE FATHER
OF MY CHILD,
BUT HE DOESN'T WAN TO ADMIT I 'CAUSE HE'S A LAWYER.
[ELECTRONIC ALARM]
MY CO-OP.
I'M DRIVING.
HEY! HEY!
OH! OH, I GET IT!
YOU CARE MORE ABOU GETTING YOUR APARTMEN THAN FINDING THE CREEP
THAT SET ME UP.
IS THAT IT?
MY PROBLEMS DON'T RATE?
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WHAT?
LOUDON? IT'S ME.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
HOW CAN YOU TALK
TO SOMEBODY
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
I SPENT 4 YEARS
IN THE HOLE,
WAITING FOR THE CHANCE
TO GET OU AND CLEAR MY NAME,
AND I WILL
KNOW VENGEANCE.
YOU MEAN
SHE'S STILL IN TOWN?
YOU SAID SHE WAS
GONNA BE ON THE 1:45.
SHE MISSED THE 1:45.
WHO IS THAT?
SHH!
DON'T YOU SHUSH ME!
NOBODY IGNORES NIKKI FINN!
OH, I SEE.
PERHAPS MY INSTRUCTIONS
WERE A BIT OBLIQUE.
I AM NIKKI FINN.
I WILL NOT BE DENIED.
I WILL KNOW VENGEANCE!
I'M SURE SHE'S
GOING TO BE HERE.
MR. TROTT,
WE ARE, OF COURSE,
VERY PARTICULAR
ABOUT WHO WE ALLOW
INTO OUR
ST. ANDREWS COOPERATIVE.
PUNCTUALITY, I HAVE FOUND,
IS A VERY GOOD INDICATOR
OF CHARACTER.
ABSOLUTELY.
IT'S SO AMAZING THA YOU WOULD SAY THA BECAUSE WENDY IS KNOWN
FOR HER PUNCTUALITY.
WE BOTH ARE.
IT'S LIKE A JOKE
AMONGST OUR FRIENDS.
IF YOUR FIANCEE
ISN'T INTERESTED
IN THE APARTMENT,
I'M SURE WE CAN
FIND SOMEONE WHO IS.
I'LL--I'LL JUS CHECK DOWN--
I'M JUST GOING TO
CHECK OUTSIDE.
I'M SURE SHE'S LOOKING
FOR A PLACE
TO PARK RIGHT NOW.
SO JUST CHA AMONGST YOURSELVES,
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[SNORES]
OK!
AHH-HUH.
[RINGS BELL]
[PURRS]
OHH!
NIKKI.
NICOLE?
WHAT?
[SNORE]
Loudon: FOUND HER,
FOUND HER.
NO PROBLEM,
NO PROBLEM.
SHE WAS A THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
BECAUSE THEY JUST OPENED
THE WENDY WORTHINGTON WING.
HELLO. HI, THERE!
SORRY I'M LATE.
JUST OVERCOMMITTED MYSELF.
YOUSE UNDERSTAND, HUH?
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
PLEASE TAKE A SEAT.
MISS WORTHINGTON,
YOUR APPLICATION
IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
YOUR BACKGROUND...
THE PRIVATE SCHOOLS.
YOU GOTTA SEE ME
SPEND MONEY
TO REALLY
APPRECIATE ME.
NOW, LOUDON,
I SEE HERE
THAT YOU'RE
WITH WORTHINGTON,
FERRIS, AND CLARKE?
YES, MA'AM.
THAT'S TRUE.
I'VE BEEN WITH THEM
ABOUT 5 1/2 YEARS.
CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING?
HE IS DADDY'S
RIGHT HAND.
WELL...
AND LEFT HAND.
HE'S BOTH
OF DADDY'S HANDS.
UH...KNOCK, KNOCK.
MMMPH.
Nikki: KNOCK, KNOCK.
KNOCK...KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
BOO!
BOO WHO?
DON'T CRY!
WE'LL TAKE
THE APARTMENT.
WILL YOU--
YES. BACK TO THE INTERVIEW.
DO YOU PLAN
TO HAVE ANY CHILDREN?
NO. I MEAN,
NOT RIGHT AWAY.
MAYBE IN THE FUTURE.
AAH!
YEAH, BUT NO RIGHT AWAY.
KIDS AREN'T THAT IMPORTAN TO HAVE RIGHT AWAY.
CAREERS COME FIRST.
[SNARL]
OH, HONEY,
IT'S LITTLE TABBY!
I TOLD YOU WENDY
HAD A CAT, DIDN'T I?
IT LOOKS LIKE A T-TIGER.
NO. IT'S NOT A TIGER.
DEFINITELY NOT.
WE'VE HAD HER
FOR YEARS.
[GROWLS]
HI, UH...TABBY.
[ROARS]
HE'S A LITTLE HUNGRY.
DID YOU FEED HIM?
UH-OH, I FORGOT.
WE CAN PICK UP
SOME TENDER VITTLES
ON THE WAY HOME.
SORRY.
Wendy: LOUDON,
ARE YOU IN THERE?
IT'S ME, WENDY!
UH-OH.
WAIT A MINUTE!
WHO IS THIS WOMAN?
SHE'S NOT MY FIANCEE!
LOUDON!
LOUDON!
YO, GIRLS, PLEASE,
BE QUIET!
QUIET! QUIET!
IT'S THE PIMP
AND THE FAT MAN!
I THOUGH I KILLED THEM.
LOUDON,
HOW'S IT GOING?
DID YOU TELL THEM
I WENT TO VASSAR?
ALL RIGHT!
AND I WANT HER
TO BRING THE KEY!
TELL THEM WE KNOW
THE BUTTERWORTHS.
REMEMBER, GIRLS,
YOU'RE HOSTAGES!
GET A GRIP!
THEY'RE MY BRIDESMAIDS.
COME ON!
YOU'RE HURTING
MY NECK.
LET HER GO.
I GOT THE KEY.
NIKKI?
LET HER GO OR NO DEAL.
YOU--YOU'RE NO FROM ATLANTA.
NO, I'M NOT FROM ATLANTA.
WHO ARE YOU?
DON'T WORRY.
I'M NOBODY.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST STAY CALM.
WE'LL CHANGE
PARTNERS HERE.
GO, WENDY!
GO, WENDY!
GO! GO!
COME ON!
I KNOW I PUT I IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
UP THE KEY! COME ON!
[WHISTLES]
AAH!
[ROAR]
NIKKI, PLEASE!
HA!
HA HA HA HA!
[ROAR]
WELL...THAT CONCLUDES
OUR PRESENTATION.
YEAH.
SO, DID WE GET IT?
AAH!
OH!
DO YOU FEEL
THAT YOU'RE BEING
EXPLOITED AS WOMEN?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE QUESTION.
HAVE YOU DEVELOPED
A RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR CAPTORS?
DO YOU FIND YOURSELF
PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED
TO THEM?
OH, GROSS!
SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU
STANDING
RIGHT WHERE YOU STOOD
SHOULD HAVE LET YOU GO
SHOULD HAVE HAD
THE SENSE TO KNOW
LIKE A TRAIN,
YOU'D COME
AND I'D LOSE MY PLACE
NOW I'M ON THIS TRIP
I TOOK A FALL
FROM GRACE
NOWHERE TO RUN
NOWHERE TO HIDE
FROM THE LOOK OF LOVE
FROM THE EYES
OF PRIDE
NOWHERE TO GO
NO PLACE TO RUN
FROM THE LOOK OF LOVE
NOW I'VE COME UNDONE
MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR
I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG
THAT'S A LIE
I KNOW NOTHING
EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE GONE
THERE'S MORE TO LEARN
FROM THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES
A TRIP 'ROUND THIS WORLD
WITH STARS
IN THE SKY
HELLO, MR. BELL.
AH, THERE HE IS.
COME ON IN,
MY DEAR BOY!
WE'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR YOU.
HAVE YOU BEEN
UP HERE BEFORE?
IS THIS RENT-CONTROLLED
OR WHAT?
ACTUALLY,
I OWN THE BLOCK.
EXCUSE THE MESS.
I RECENTLY LOST ELWOOD,
MY HOUSEKEEPER.
HE QUIT?
NO, NO. I LOST HIM.
I THINK HE'S IN
THE WEST WING SOMEWHERE.
SOMETIMES AT NIGHT,
I THINK
I HEAR HIM CRYING.
IT'S MOST DISTRESSING.
ANYWAY, I MEAN TO HAVE YOU HERE SOONER.
BUT, AS YOU KNOW,
I TRAVEL A LO SEARCHING THE SPHERE
FOR ENDANGERED ANIMALS
THAT NEED MY HELP,
SUCH AS THE PATAGONIAN
FELIS CONCOLOR
I SENT YOU FOR.
UM...MR. BELL.
I HAVE SOME HORRIBLE,
HORRIBLE NEWS.
REALLY?
I...
WE'D--WE'D--WE'D
BETTER SIT DOWN.
I PICKED UP THE CA AS I PROMISED I WOULD,
BUT, UH,
SOMETHING HAPPENED.
A--A WOMAN...
HAPPENED, ACTUALLY.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE HER
TO THE BUS STATION--
[PURR]
MURRAY? HE'S HERE?
HE'S BEEN HERE
ALL NIGHT.
YOUR FIANCEE
BROUGHT HIM.
MY FIANCEE?
[CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS]
HELLO, COUNSELOR.
HOW--
HOW--
I TOLD YOU.
I HAVE MY METHODS.
YOU'RE SHIVERING,
LOUDIE.
WANT A DRINK
OR SOMETHING?
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD
USE A LITTLE WARMING UP.
Mr. Bell: WHA A MAGNIFICENT CITY...
A CITY OF INFINITE
POSSIBILITIES,
ESPECIALLY IN THE RAIN.
THEY SAY THA NO 2 DROPS OF RAIN
ARE IDENTICAL.
I BELIEVE THAT'S
NO 2 SNOWFLAKES.
I BELIEVE IT'S NEITHER.
IT'S NO 2 LOVES
THAT ARE IDENTICAL.
FOR EXAMPLE, I LOVE
THIS INFURIATING TOWN.
I LOVE WOMEN WHO LAUGH.
I LOVE WOMEN
WHO REFUSE TO LAUGH...
WON TON SOUP, HALLOWEEN.
I LOVE ALL THESE THINGS
IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
NONE SWEETER THAN THE OTHER.
LIFE IS GRAND.
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN, MR. BELL.
I BELIEVE YOU DO.
SHE'S QUITE EXTRAORDINARY.
EXTRAORDINARY.
TO NOT GROWING OLD...
GRACEFULLY.
TO TODAY...
THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
[SNORE]
[SNORE]
I NEEDED THAT.
HOW LONG
WAS I OUT FOR?
TIME TO TAKE
MURRAY UPSTAIRS.
WOULD YOU CARE
TO JOIN ME?
YOU BETTER
BELIEVE IT.
IT'S BEEN MY DREAM
FOR DECADES
TO CREATE A REFUGE
HERE IN THE CITY
WHERE ENDANGERED SPECIES
COULD REPOPULATE THEMSELVES.
I'VE SAVED OVER 27
INDIVIDUAL BREEDS SO FAR.
LET'S HOPE MURRAY
IS FEELING AMOROUS TONIGHT.
I THINK HE IS.
IT'S IN THE AIR.
[SNARL]
[ANIMAL NOISES]
[WHISTLES]
GEE WHIZ!
MR. BELL, YOU REALLY
OUTDID YOURSELF THIS TIME.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND
A BETTER
BRAZILIAN RAIN FORES ANYWHERE
ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE.
I HAD NO IDEA.
I MEAN, THIS IS...
THIS IS...OH, WOW!
[GROWL]
YOU MADE IT, MUR.
YOU'RE HOME!
HE LIKES ME.
COME ALONG.
THIS WAY.
[WOLF WHISTLE]
I HAVE A 2-BEDROOM DUPLEX
ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE.
THE LIVING ROOM
ISN'T THIS BIG.
THERE'S A KITCHEN
OFF TO THE SIDE.
I DON'T HAVE
NEAR AS MANY PLANTS.
HERE, BABY.
HA HA HA!
[GROWL]
HA HA! THERE SHE IS.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, MURRAY.
SHE'LL LOVE YOU, BABY.
[GROWL]
[MEOW]
WELL, I'VE, UH...
I'VE GOT TO GO.
MAKE YOURSELVES
AT HOME.
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, MR. BELL.
[MEOW]
COMING, DEAR.
SORRY I'M LATE.
I HAD SOME RATHER
IMPORTANT GUESTS.
OH, MR. BELL!
UH, WHERE ARE WE?
WHICH W--
MR. BELL?
I THINK IT'S THIS WAY.
[AROO]
NO. NO.
UH...WHICH WAY IS WEST?
HA!
LOUDON, IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME.
A LONG TIME?
YEAH.
4 YEARS.
A LONG TIME.
YEAH.
A LONG TIME.
[PURR]
HMMPH!
THIS WILL ONLY TAKE
A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
THEN WE'RE GOING
STRAIGH TO THE DISTRIC ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
WITH ALL THE EVIDENCE.
I'LL GIVE A COPY
TO THE NEWSPAPERS.
CAN'T YOU SEE
THE HEADLINES?
"INNOCENT, BEAUTIFUL GIRL
NABS MYSTERY MURDERER."
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
YOUR BOX NUMBER?
SIGN IN, PLEASE.
BA BA BA BA
BA BA BA BA BA
[DOOR BUZZES]
THINK THIS WILL BE
ON THE 6:00 NEWS?
I HAVEN'T BEEN
ON TELEVISION BEFORE.
HEY, DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE READY
TO HANG OU WITH A CELEBRITY?
I WONDER IF MY MOM'S
GOING TO SEE I IN PHILADELPHIA.
SHE'S GOT THIS, UM,
THIS BROTHER JOE--
THAT'S MY UNCLE JOE--
AND I GOT COUSINS.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF RELATIVES,
BUT IT WOULD BE GREA IF MY RELATIVES
COULD SEE IT.
IT'D BE GOOD.
THEN WE GOTTA LEAVE.
FIND SOME SUN.
WE BOTH COULD USE IT.
LOOK AT ME...
4 YEARS IN THE CAN
AND PALE AS A GHOST.
CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING?
YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE
SOME FUN
AND SUN YOURSELF.
WHY DO YOU SMOKE
SO MANY CIGARETTES?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
TO DO WITH THEM.
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU?
I'M MARRYING WENDY
WORTHINGTON IN 2 HOURS...
AS SCHEDULED.
AS SCHEDULED.
AREN'T YOU GOING
TO OPEN THAT?
NO.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
NIKKI, YOU REALLY
DIDN'T THINK
THAT I WAS GOING TO...
I MEAN...
I DIDN' THINK ANYTHING.
SEE? TOLD YOU
IF WE CHECKED OU THE BUS STATION,
WE'D FIND HER.
ARE YOU GOING
TO TELL THE CAPTAIN
THAT IT WAS
ALL YOUR IDEA?
WELL, IT WAS.
WAS NOT!
WAS, TOO.
WAS NOT.
WAS, TOO.
WAS NOT.
WAS, TOO.
OH, MAN. THAT'S IT.
WHEN THIS THING'S OVER,
I'M APPLYING
FOR A TRANSFER.
FINE.
I'LL TYPE IT UP FOR YOU.
AAH!
AAH!
YOU DON' HAVE TO WAIT.
I JUST WANT TO
MAKE SURE YOU GET ON.
SO, UH...
MAKE SURE YOU CONTAC YOUR PAROLE OFFICER.
AND REGISTER WITH
THE EMPLOYMENT PEOPLE.
MAYBE YOU CAN GET A JOB
IN AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL
'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO HAVE
A WAY WITH WILD...
ANIMALS.
Man: LET'S GO!
LAST CALL!
[BEEP BEEP]
THAT'S YOUR LIFE CALLING.
YEAH.
YEAH, I GOT TO GO.
SEE YOU, TROTT.
DON'T FORGET TO
WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.
THERE SHE GOES. MOVE!
AAH!
AND SHU THOSE GIRLS UP!
LET'S MOVE.
[HONK HONK]
[ENGINE BACKFIRES]
[CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
[COUGH]
[SNARL]
[SNORE]
[ENGINE BACKFIRES]
OH, MY LORD.
OH, MY CAR!
LOOK AT MY CAR!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
OH, LOOK.
IT'S A WRECK.
OH, BABY.
SORRY.
I DON'T SEE IT.
WHAT DO YOU SEE,
A NICK?
A NICK?
A NICK? NO!
HOW CAN YOU
NOT SEE IT?
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
OH.
YOU DECIDED
TO JOIN US.
ROGERS, I WON'T BE NEEDING
THAT SHOTGUN AFTER ALL.
ANY PROBLEM WITH
OPERATION PRISONER SHUTTLE?
CLOCKWORK.
HELLO, WALTER.
THERE YOU ARE.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'M SORRY, DEAR.
I WAS DELAYED
DOING AN ERRAND
FOR YOUR FATHER.
I TRIED CALLING YOU
ALL LAST NIGHT.
OH, I WAS AT MY, UH...
BACHELOR PARTY.
YOU KNOW,
MY LAST BIG HURRAH.
YES.
DAMN RIGHT IT WAS.
HAVE YOU SEEN
THE BRIDESMAIDS?
THERE ARE THE WORDS
I HAD PRINTED UP
FOR THE CEREMONY.
"WHAT THE WORLD
NEEDS NOW IS LOVE"?
NO, NO.
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
YOU SAY THIS...
"IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT THERE'S JUS TOO LITTLE OF."
OH, STOP!
[THUD]
WENDY!
HEY!
HEY!
OH! EXCUSE ME.
OH! SORRY.
HEY!
EXCUSE ME!
[HONK HONK]
[PLAYING WEDDING MARCH]
I'M JUST SO TIRED
OF THE BAR SCENE.
YEAH. I EVEN TRIED
A DATING SERVICE.
IT WAS
A WASTE OF TIME.
HOW DO WE MEET GIRLS?
AAH!
AAH!
"WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW
IS LOVE, SWEET LOVE."
"NO, NOT JUST FOR SOME,
BUT FOR EVERYONE."
YOU ALL RIGHT?
DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
TAXI! TAXI!
COME ON, LET'S GO!
GET OFF MY FOOT!
LOUDON, WENDY...
WE'VE ALL HEARD
THE SAYING,
"THEY'RE MADE
FOR EACH OTHER."
WELL, WHOEVER
COINED THAT PHRASE
MIGHT HAVE HAD THESE TWO
FINE YOUNG PEOPLE IN MIND.
IMAGINE,
A NICE GIRL LIKE THA FORGETTING
HER WEDDING DAY.
HELLO!
OPEN UP THE GATE, OK?
LOUDON,
OPEN THE GATE, OK?
I GOT SOMETHING
I GOT TO TELL YOU.
LOUDON!
[BRIDESMAIDS SCREAMING]
HEY, IT'S THE BRIDESMAIDS!
IT'S DIANE!
OPEN THE GATE!
OPEN THE GATE!
A PORSCHE!
QUICK! OPEN THE GATE!
PLEASE, OPEN THE GATE!
OH, THE POLICE!
THE POLICE!
THE POLICE!
OK, NIK.
GIVE US THE STUFF,
NIKKI.
IS THAT YOUR
TOUGH LOOK, RAOUL?
THAT'S THE BES YOU COULD DO?
NIKKI, DON'T MAKE US
TAKE IT FROM YOU.
NO, NIKKI.
MAKE US TAKE I FROM YOU.
WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
HA HA!
OW!
GIVE IT BACK!
PERHAPS BURT BACHARACH
IS RIGHT.
"LOVE, SWEET LOVE."
PERHAPS IT REALLY IS
THE ONLY THING
THERE'S JUST TOO LITTLE OF.
HEY, THIS IS
THE WORTHINGTON PLACE.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Bridesmaids:
WE'RE TRYING TO GET IN!
OH, HANG ON.
WENDY GAVE ME THE KEY.
I HAD HER IN MY CAB ONCE.
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
FIRST TIME I EVER SEEN
THIS BROAD SHUT UP.
LET'S DO IT TO HER
LIKE WE DID
TO HER BOYFRIEND.
IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE,
MY BROTHER.
[CLICK]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
YO, BOSS.
IT'S THAT CAT AGAIN.
MURRAY!
OH, SHIT.
NOT AGAIN.
POLICE. EVERYONE'S
UNDER, UH...
UNDER ARREST.
SO THERE.
THANKS, MUR.
[SNARL]
ALL RIGHT,
DROP 'EM.
WHAT?
THESE ARE
YOUR RIGHTS.
HEY!
AAH!
AAH!
OHH!
OHH!
[HORN PLAYS
NEW YORK, NEW YORK OFF-KEY]
IF THERE'S ANYONE HERE
WHO KNOWS ANY REASON
WHY THESE TWO
SHOULD NOT BE MARRIED...
YEAH!
[GASP]
[GASP]
I GOT 2 REASONS.
THE BRIDE'S FATHER IS
AN EMBEZZLER AND A MURDERER.
[CROWD GASPS]
MY EX-BOYFRIEND
JOHNNY SCATELLI FOUND OU HE WAS SKIMMING MONEY
OFF HIS FIRM'S TRUST FUND,
SO HE HIRED TWO GOONS
TO HIT JOHNNY,
AND THEY STUFFED HIM
IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR.
I TOOK THE FALL AND DID
4 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER
WHILE THIS CREEP
OF THE EIGHTIES WENT FREE!
Crowd: NO!
AND THE SECOND REASON...
THE GROOM
IS IN LOVE WITH ME.
NO!
NO!
LOUDON, TELL ME
IT'S NOT TRUE.
I CAN'T.
BUCK!
SHE'S CRAZY!
LOOK HOW SHE'S DRESSED!
SHE CAN'T PROVE
A WORD OF IT!
I THINK SHE CAN.
INTERESTING
READING!
NOW, WOULD YOU--
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
HYAH!
I DIDN'T WANT I TO END THIS WAY, SON,
BUT YOU SHOULD'VE JUS TAKEN HER TO THE BUS.
LOUDON!
THANKS, HONEY.
GET HIM!
VIOLENCE!
OH!
YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
FIRST TIME HERE?
YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF ME,
WON'T YOU, BUCKIE?
OF COURSE I WILL.
I'M VERY MUSCULAR.
AAH!
AAH!
WHO'S WINNING?
I DON' KNOW YET, HON.
HOPE YOU WIN.
THANK YOU.
AFTER THIS,
LET'S GO TO PHILLY.
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY MOM
FOR 4 YEARS.
OK!
HURRY UP. I'M BORED.
SO, TELL ME,
ARE YOU GIRLS
TOGETHER?
YEAH!
YEAH!
THAT'S FOR THE 4 YEARS
YOU STOLE FROM NIKKI!
AND THIS IS FOR ME!
AAH!
OH!
HYAH!
HYAH!
WHOA!
HA!
MM MM MM MM
TRY SOME CAKE, HONEY.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
AWW.
AWW.
SO, STILL PUTTING IN
FOR THAT TRANSFER?
YEAH. TALKING
TO THE CAPTAIN
FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
TOMORROW'S SUNDAY, MAN.
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
FORGET IT.
BESIDES...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO
WITHOUT ME ANYWAY?
YOU KNOW?
HI...
DOYLE.
I FIGURE WE CAN OPEN UP
AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL.
WE CAN CALL IT THE
CRITTER CRISIS CENTER.
I COULD TAKE CARE
OF THE ANIMALS.
YOU COULD
COUNT THE MONEY.
YOU KNOW,
ADD UP THE FIGURES.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
OLIVE.
OLIVE WHO?
I LOVE YOU,
NIKKI FINN.
OH...
THAT'S SO SWEET.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
LOUDON.
WHAT?
COULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR?
UH-HUH.
SHUT UP AND KISS ME.
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
[WHISTLES]
[ROAR]
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
WHEN YOU SEE HER
SAY A PRAYER AND
KISS YOUR HEART GOODBYE
SHE'S TROUBLE IN A WORD
GET CLOSER TO THE FIRE
RUN FASTER
HER LAUGHTER
BURNS YOU UP INSIDE
YOU'RE SPINNIN'
'ROUND AND 'ROUND
YOU CAN'T GET UP
YOU TRY, BUT YOU CAN'T
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
YOU TRY TO AVOID HER
FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS
SHE'S SMILIN'
AN INVITATION
TO THE DANCE
HER HEAR IS ON THE STREET
TU CORAZON ES SUYO
NOW YOU'RE FALLIN'
AT HER FEET
YOU TRY TO GET AWAY,
BUT YOU CAN'T
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
LIGHT UP MY LIFE
SO BLIND I CAN'T SEE
YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE
NO ONE CAN HELP ME NOW
RUN FASTER
HER LAUGHTER
BURNS YOU UP INSIDE
YOU'RE SPINNIN'
'ROUND AND 'ROUND
YOU CAN'T GET UP
YOU TRY, BUT YOU CAN'T
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
LIGHT UP MY LIFE
SO BLIND I CAN'T SEE
YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE
NO ONE CAN HELP ME NOW
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
NOW
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
NOW
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
NOW
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
QUIEN ES ESA NINA?
WHO'S THAT GIRL?
SENORITA MAS FINA
WHO'S THAT GIRL...