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Wild Zero (2000)
A meteorite seems to have crashedin
the town ofAsahi-cho last night. The exact size andlocation of the meteorite are not yet known. A full investigation is underway. In case the meteorite has landedin your backyard, please don't use it as a centerpiece or well-cover! Sendus a fax! What a romantic subject! Andnow on to our next story, at the zoo... Rock'n'Roll Transliteration by Koy JET GENERA TION Born at aneda Jet timing always in his head Weather Forecast don't mean a thing Jet order-Bet your life ! Jet Generation ighway There-Spark lt! Tension Suddenly Outer Spacy! There's a wallet on my ass with a Rock 'n'RolILicense Jet Generation You gotta be a good girl , understand? Understand? A good , good girl. Got it? Good ...next with a Jet! GO GO GO! ... uh huh, yeah, oh, andby the way, Could I get that new jacket by Wednesday? Yeah , yeah , I got a party to go to the next day I'd really like it by then ... Shoes? You ok? Come on, stand up What? It's not like you don't know the Captain, right? Let's go . Can't make customers wait can we? Hey mister- Do you know Rock'n'Roll? I'll do it today The only one who can outdo Guitar Wolf- Is the one right here I'll go directly to the manager of this club ... yeah , great ...well , talk to ya later Sorry to keep you waiting Guess what this is? Want it? It's real gold you know Bring me some milk Hello Hello Hello my brother ! Glad you made it ! Great show today wasn't it? GREAT !!! You're gonna hang out for a while , right? This town's gotten pretty exciting these days hasn't it? You fucking pervert ! It doesn't suit you, Guitar Wolf It really , really doesn't suit you Guitar Wolf , don't you remember? You were only this big when you first came here And what do you think he said? Do you remember? Give me your boots He wanted my leather boots ! Well , you can't be a kid forever ! Rock'n'Roll is over, baby Do you understand the word "'Business"? If you understand then fuck off & get out ! What're you saying? ! Rock'n'Roll is NOT over ! Rock'n'Roll never dies ! Somebody call an ambulance ! Take this Whistle when you're in danger Take this Whistle when you're in danger No fucking way ! You fucking weirdo !! (Welcome to Asahi-cho) Have you seen the people that work here? Maybe they went out... Let's get going Shit . Coming all this way without thiking was definitely fucked up No fuckin' money either And now we're out here cuz the bitch wants to see a fuckin' meteorite What the fuck did you just say? Nothin' ... Why don't you stop talkin' shit for once in your life ! Somethin' wrong? Whose fuckin' fault is it that we don't have any money anyway? Huh? Who? Fuckin' nag me all the time ... What the fuck are you saying? Why don't you actually try makin' some money sometimes, instead of just talkin' about it? Huh? I should fuckin' get paid just for goin' out with a loud mouth bitch like you ! What kind of a man are you? Man... Don't you have any fuckin' pride? Why don't you ever do something , anything , to make money? You prob'ly fuckin' couldn't make money if you tried ! Listen bitch ! lf you're gonna go that far I'll do it then ! I'll do somethin' and I don't wanna hear you cryin' about it later ! Gasoline stand Stop ! I'm thirsty Me too My ass hurts ! Masao Come on ! Masao? Aren't you comin'? Masao ! Don't fucking move ! Move and I'll fucking kill you ! Give it up ! Oy , Masao , what the fuck you sayin'? Masao-chan, we understand , ok? Masao? ...is naturalbut a pear shape can be an indication ofinternal organ problems. Whatever. What else? Oh right, can't forget to talk about the meteorite. Get the fucking car !! OK , OK ! Andnow this breaking news... Turn off the radio A meteorite has crashedin the town ofAsahi-cho. Sorry So , about how much artillery are we looking at this time? Well, I was asked if we were going to start a war I see About two hours-we're a little later than we promised Well , it was the boss' wedding , right? I just really wish I could've changed out of these clothes I'm sorry There wasn't enough time What should we do? I don't fuckin' know ! Let's go Don't be fuckin' stupid ! lf Masao gets popped we'll be busted too ! I don't fuckin' know ! Fucking Masao decides to go and do this... Oh, sorry Hurry ! Fucking drive ! Aren't you feeling well? It's nothing to worry about Hangover? What's going on? Somebody just ran out on the road , it seemed a little strange , in this place ... Nobody's there You must've been hallucinating What's that? ! What the fuck was that? Say something ! Why don't you fuckin' talk to him? Wasn't exactly safe for us either ya know Say that and Masao's gonna ... Masao ! What the fuck was with you pullin' that kind of shit all of a sudden? You scared the fuck outta us !. Masao? So , how much did you manage to snag? None. NONE? ! stupid fuck He shoulda gotten at least somethin' , right? What's up with your nose? Don't fucking cry ! Masao ! Give him tissue for fucks sake ! Fuck you Shit Masao? Masao? Are you ok? She's ok , right? Well , we gotta get going You're the one who got him? Thank you . You must be very strong It's hot By the way , where do you think everybody went anyway? Not a soul in sight ... It's like saying , Come in and rob us , please ! You know , after all that , I think at least I deserve some free gas , don't you? So, you're here by yourself? Your Japanese is really good I'm here alone you know I'm called Ace Ace ACE . Understand? Ace? Yeah , that's right Yeah ! Ace is number one It means the number one man ! I'm off to see a show today Ah , it's gonna start soon ... Sorry , but I gotta go or I'll miss it !. By the way , what's your name? Tobio Cute name ! It'd be nice to run into you again Thank you Get the fuck out of the way ! Out of the road ! I said out of the way ! Are you fucking deaf? This ain't for nothin' you know What the hell are you doing? ! That girl ... ACE ! GO ACE ! You want her don't you? GO ! ROCK'N'ROLL !.!!!!!!. This is fucked Shit Masao , how do you work this? Don't fucking move ! Move and I'll fucking kill you ! Don't get shitty But ya know, you were cool back there If that asshole on the bike wouldn't've shown up we'd be kickin' in a four star right now ! Fucks me off ! As if you fuckin' did anything !. Shut the fuck up ! Always runnin' your fuckin' mouth !. All 'cause you had to see a fuckin' meteorite ... I'm not wasting my precious time talking to and idiot like you in a place like this ! Hey, where're ya goin'? To take a pee Wait up ! Hanako ! Hanako ! What? Wait a minute o .k . ? Let's talk ... Fuck off Wait a fuckin' minute ! What? Look , when we get back I'll look for a job , o .k . ? Still talkin' the same old shit Why're you so fuckin' shitty? Stop followin' me ! Don't be like that ... Was that Masao? That fool's prob'ly just fuckin' around by himself Come on , let's go back Wait a minute, wait a minute !. What? Kiss? I'll kiss ya later Hanako ! There might be a meteorite over there ... Yeah , yeah , I got it Hanako ! Wait up ! Masao? Masao? Isn't he fuckin' around in the water over there? Masao? Fuck !! Masao?? Let's get the fuck outta here ! Masao? Hurry up get in ! GO ! FUCKING DRIVE !. Tobio !!. Ace Help Me ! Tobio !. This is crazy ! Let's get outta here ! Hurry ! Run !! STOP !!!.!!!!! GET AWAY !!. ! Tobio !. Wake up ! Tobio ! It's O.K .!. Tobio ! Let's go ! You gotta believe me ! Let's go Let's Fall in Love Love Love Love Love Beam So Dear to my eart Through all Time this Song Echoes A Kind Smiling Face Completely WonderfuIMy Darling Senda Notice To the Far, Far Distant Future Stars Senda Notice! Let's Fall in Love Love Love Love Love Beam The Power ofLove Miracle Beam All the Way to the Sun... Is this song popular? Yes, it's quite popular I see Let's Fall in Love Love Love Love Love Beam The Power ofLove Miracle Beam You have a nice voice I think you could become very popular at this club Would you like to sing here? Really? Really and truly ! It's all up to you ... I would like it very much I'll show you around ... I've been listening to your song for quite a while now "Love Love Beam" right? Since when? From a long long time ago First of all , you need firm management and then ... and then ... We'll get you a new dress Have you eaten? No , not yet I see ... -But - One more thing , I've got one more thing to teach you Shit ! You ripped my fucking clothes ! My fucking clothes ! Fuck !! What? We found them . There're playing a gig in the next town Really? And where's the gig tonight? South off the highway ... That stinking motherfucker . .. Do you want me to come with you? I'm going alone Roaring Blood Roaring Blood Alone at the lntersection ln the Middle of the Night The Signal Changes-Explosion on One! Roaring Blood Roaring Blood Exploding Blood Roaring Blood Tonight, Last Night & the Night Before My Memory is in the Middle ofa Roar Exploding Blood What the fuck is this? Baby Baby Baby Roaring Blood BloodBloodBloodExploding Blood AlcohoIMixed through my Blood Baby is the Only One INotice This is the Only Place I'llever Die ! Roaring Blood Roaring Blood Exploding Blood Roaring Blood Baby Baby Baby Roaring Blood BloodBloodBloodExploding Blood Exploding Blood Roaring Blood Let's look for something to block the door with An axe ! Ace !. Get it ! Please ! PLEASE !! Ace !. Shit !. ! It's no use Don't you dare give up ! I'm here with you, right? Believe in me ! I'm telling you , we'll be alright ! OK? Sorry I didn't mean to do that Tobio , Do you believe in God? Up until now , I never believed But now , I believe , I do To have met you , in a situation like this, that's definitely Gods doing I believe in God At the end of the road ... At the end of the road you gotta be thankful But you know l, I'm not like Guitar Wolf I can't do anything by myself I'm nothing I can't even play guitar I can't do anything right I'm so uncool Damn it ! Ace? Tobio? No way ! No fucking way ! Anything but that ! ACE ! Love has no borders , nationalities, or genders !. DO IT !.!! But... No way ... She's a guy? I can't believe it ... Tobio? Tobio !. What's up? It's Ace Let's Go ! Ace? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !!.!!!.!!! Why is this shit happening? Why can't things go right? Why is there shit like this? What the fuck is going on? There's no God here ! A road ! Help !. A car ! Stop ! Are you human? Please help us ! The people in this town are ...fucked ! Masao was killed ! Help us ! Everybody here is fuckin' wacked ! Eating people ... Have you seen Ace? Are you listenin'? lf we don't get outta here we'll all be fuckin' killed !!! I know ! A guy in a leather jacket ! We know ! We know ! We saw him at the gasoline stand ! Yeah ! That guy on the bike ! We know !. Ride . Really? Oh thank you ! We're saved ! Huh? What? Hey , where the fuck're we goin'? Where? Asahi-cho , where else? Don't you fuckin' get it? Everybody there is fuckin' nuts ! We'll all be fuckin' killed ! Shut the fuck up ! Hey , is the Guitar Wolf gig over? It's over . Go home Do you know where they went? How the fuck should I know? What the fuck? You REALLY don't know where they went? Tell me They said they were going to the next town , that's all I know , really that's all I know ! This is fucked up ! It was them ! Those fuckers're prob'ly still 'round here somewhere ! Let's get the fuck outta here ! This is seriously fucked ! Uncool Looks like your mamas comb . You guys tell him ! This is SERIOUSLY FUCKED !.!! Toshi ! What the fuck is your problem? It's them ! They're fuckin' here ! Let's go !. ! Hurry !!! What's that? Toshi ! FUCK !!! ROCK'N' ROLL !!!.!!!. ! What the hell are you? GUITAR WOLF Fuckin' cool !. What IS all this? In-fucking-credible !! No touching the goods ! What's with all this? More importantly , let's figure a way out of this mess Yeah ! With all this shit we can really kick some ass and get the fuck outta here ! You're not touching any of this !. What? You better not fuck with me ! No , YOU better not fuck with ME, asshole ! Stop ! This is no time to mess with each other ! And you Toshi , don't be fuckin' stupid ! What are you doing? We're going to help my Rock'n'Roll blood brother , Ace What are you talking about? You don't even know if you can help yourself , let alone anyone else ! Don't be stupid ! He's probably been eaten by now anyway ! Yeah ! There's no way he could still be alive ! Let's get the fuck outta here ! You live here right? Do you know why this is goin' on? I have no idea I don't live here , I just do business here Whatever . What are they anyway? They look like ... ...like ZOMBIES !. ZOMBIES? So those are zombies? Zombies? Like in "Night Of The Living Dead"? Yeah , seen it? Nope How about you? I don't watch movies like that You? Well , I've never actually seen it ... What do you mean you haven't seen it? Fuckin' idiot ! Shit ! What about you for fucks sake? No , I've never seen that fuckin' movie , that's why I'm askin' you ! Shit ! If I would've known this was gonna happen I would've watched it ... What is this? This is no time to be discussing what movies you've seen ! But... Why the fuck're those zombies here , in this town? Who? Expecting someone? It's Kondo, I came to get the stuff ... Are you really Kondo? Hurry up and let me in... It's not safe out here ... Me? No ... no ... Really? Untilan officialgovernment announcement is forthcoming, please DO NOTgo outside . At this point, allhighways have been closedby the National Guard. Allpublic transportation, including trains, subway lines, andbuses, has been cancelled. Numerous UFOs have been sighted flying above cities all over the world. Investigations are underway at this time. Untilan officialgovernment announcement is forthcoming, please DO NOTgo outside... Check this out ! Guess it's over when this happens ! Gross! There's no head! -Disgusting! Toshi ! Friend of yours? It's the Yakuza I was supposed to be doing business with today Really? ! Zombie , definitely a zombie Toshi, are you ok? Hurry , we've got to get him to a hospital ! This one'll become a zombie too ! Stop it ! He's NOT a zombie ! He's a person !. You're gonna shoot a person? Toshi ! You guys have no other choice . You're helping me get out of here Toshi , hang in there ! What are you doing? What is this? It's gold isn't it? It came from inside the zombie? Now I understand !. I'm going to put an end to ALL the zombies !. It's going to be so much fun ! Hanako ! -Toshi ! He's turned into a zombie ! Get out of the way ! Stop !. Don't kill him ! Toshi Toshi ! Let's go ! I'm staying here We'll be back for you I thought so ... he bit you didn't he? What's so funny? Something you'll never understand I'm not afraid to die Because I'll be with Toshi even after death Playing tough , huh? Look at yourself . All you've got is a gun You'll never know real love I feel sorry for you Hanako Hey, have you seen three guys in leather jackets? Guess not Guitar Wolf ... You know? You've seen them? Don't know ... Which way? ! That way ... That way ... Come here What the fuck's with you weirdo? Meat ... Motherfucker !! Which way shall we go? Stop !! Stop !! FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK !!!!!! You whistled again , Ace Let's go I didn't protect her I didn't even stay with her I didn't do anything You don't need this anymore ACE ! There are no boundaries in Rock'n'Roll ! Believe in Rock'n'Roll ! Go Now where could they be? Wherever could they be? Look , friends for you ! Who's that weird fuck? Friend of yours? And why is he using that guy as a shield? lsn't he a zombie? I know you're up there ! Do something !!! Show yourself !!! Think you can take from me? That Golden Ball you've got? It's worthless !! I'll give you as many as you want !! You double-crosser ! ROCK'N' ROLL !!!!!!! Gotcha !!! I finally found you ! What happened to this town anyway? Say something ! Your dear old childhood friend the Captain came all the way here to see you ! Don't hide , come out and play ! We used to play like this didn't we? We could make a lot of money ! Let's be partners again ! You'll be great- If you're with me ! Remember the past ! We were naughty weren't we? That leather jacket you stole- I still have it ! TOBIO !! This really does it for me ! Hanako ... Toshi? Toshi? Hanako ! Sorry we're late Everything cool? What the hell ... ROCK'N' ROLL !!!!!!. ! I swear by my leather jacket and by Rock'n'Roll ... I swear ... I love you Use it From that day on , I never saw Guitar Wolf again . What happened on that night I'm still not sure of-was it a dream or reality or what? Courage and Rock'n'Roll. That's what he taught me on that night . Love has no boundaries, nationalities , or genders . That's what he said . And he was right. And me , from now on , I'll be with Tobio . 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