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Wonder Park (2019)
YOUNG JUNE: Mom, come on.
It's time to open the park. MOM: Oh, right. Here we go. It was another day in Wonderland, the most splendiferous amusement park ever. YOUNG JUNE: And Peanut was creating a new ride? MOM: (CHUCKLES) Not yet. First, the mascots were getting ready to open the gates. BOOMER: All right, guys. Good morning! Let's do it! GRETA: Now, everyone, bring it in. People love coming to Wonderland because it's the best time ever. And that's thanks to you. Because who are you? ALL: We are the wonder in Wonderland. I can't hear you. ALL: We are the wonder in Wonderland. One more time. ALL: We are the wonder in Wonderland! Yes, you are! Last one to Clockwork Swings is a rotten avocado! Who wants to flip the switch? - Why don't you go ahead, brother? - No, you go, brother. - No, no, no, no, you go. - How about you both flip it? (BOTH EXCLAIM) (PEOPLE CHEERING) Welcome! Boy, it's gonna be a great day. I know that because we've had literally nothing but wondrous days since the moment we opened! - Did you hear the joke about dehydration? - ALL: No. That's right, because there is absolutely nothing funny about dehydration. Go long! Greta! Can we take a picture with you? Of course. Come in, come in, come in. Okay, ready? One, two, three, snort! (GRETA SNORTS) (GASPS) (MACHINES WHIRRING) Gus! Cooper! Teeter number two isn't tottering. - We're on it. - Copy that. BOTH: Beaver twin brothers, activate! (METAL CLINKING) - GUS: Tail slap, Coop. - COOPER: Ha-ha! - (BELL DINGING) - CHILD: Look, it's him! PEANUT: Whoo! Good morning, everyone! - You're splendiferous! - (CROWD APPLAUDS) Peanut! Hi, Peanut! Thanks for coming out. - You're a great-looking group. - (GASPS) (EXCLAIMING) Today's gonna be filled with the wonder of this wonderful land we call. - Wonderland! - (ALL CHEERING) Look at him. He's so charming! Such a way with words. All right, folks, who here wants to see Peanut ride the brand new SkyFlinger? Wow! PEANUT: Terrific! Room for one more in this SkyFlinger? - (SQUEALING) - You might want to hold on, kid. (PEANUT LAUGHING) (PEANUT EXCLAIMING HAPPILY) - CHILD: Hi! - MAN: Hey! - (PEANUT LAUGHS HAPPILY) - (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) - Have you got your WonderChimp doll yet? - No. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on! WONDERCHIMPS: We can play happy, happy won't you stay happy, happy We can play happy, happy Till we're done And here are the WonderChimps. Ha! 5,200 different outfits to pick from. WONDERCHIMP DOLL: Splen-diddy-doo! - WONDERCHIMP DOLL: You're splendiferous! - (SQUEALING) What are you creating today, Peanut? Oh, yes, that's right! Today is the day we're opening the carousel. Oh, and she's gonna be a real beaut. I've got the finest thoroughbred horses... YOUNG JUNE: Really? Hmm. (HUMMING) That sounds kinda been there, done that. I think we can do better. And You're right. I think Peanut deserves better. You come up with it, Mom! How could I not defer to the young visionary who came up with "The SkyFlinger"? Hey, don't make fun of me. I was only five. I wasn't making fun of you, silly. I just like it - when the ideas come from you. - (CHUCKLES) Now, think. What kind of animal should Peanut put on your carousel? - Fish! - Just like any fish? Flying fish! And when you push the fin, the fish will come to life. And you could fly them all over the park. (GASPS) Ooh, now we're talking, June. (CHUCKLES) Okay, all you have to do is give Peanut his marker, and whisper your wish into Peanut's ear. (WHISPERING) Now, Peanut, here's what we want you to do. You really can do that in Wonderland. - MOM: Make a carousel, but instead of horses... - Hmm? - MOM: Make flying fish. - (CHUCKLES) Okay. (CROWD EXCLAIMING) (WHOOPING, LAUGHING) (TRILLING) Splendiferous. (CROWD EXCLAIMING) (CHILDREN CHEER) (CROWD CHEERING) CAROUSEL FISH: Where would you like to go today? (PEANUT LAUGHING) Thank you, whoever you are, wherever you come from. And when the fish fly through the concession stand, people will throw popcorn in the air to feed them. So long as Boomer doesn't eat all the popcorn first. - Okay, June, time for bed. - Oh, no! A little longer? Please? Hmm... Nope, you've got school tomorrow. And you've got a DVR that's gonna run out of storage unless we start getting serious. - Oh, but... - No, don't blame the messenger. I am just gonna have to start making some very aggressive deletes. (LAUGHS) You stinker. Okay, June Bug, that's it for tonight. Um, Mom, do you ever feel like Wonderland is real? Or maybe it could be? Of course it could be. Really? How do you know? Because I know the girl who imagined it and she can do anything. - Me? - MOM: Oh, yeah. Good night, June Bug. (GIGGLES) Big day tomorrow, guys. Hmm... Time to make Wonderland real. (CELL PHONE RINGING, VIBRATING) (GASPS) (SQUEALS) (SIGHS) Good morning, June Bailey. Banky, today is the day. Operation Loop-De-Loop is a go! But I haven't even had my morning coffee. Splendiferous! - (CHILDREN LAUGHING) - (EXCITED CHATTER) That goes under the ramp. Yeah, more of those. - (LAUGHTER) - Yeah! Eh, no one will miss that. We're gonna need more nails. Good job. Now, that's what I'm talking about! Great work. (LAUGHING) They said it couldn't be done, but behold! The Grand Wonder! - Who said it couldn't be done? - They. - Who's "they"? - (SIGHS) It's just an expression. Don't bust me on a technicality. 562 feet of track! An intergalactic spaceport complete with wormhole! And the piece de resistance... That's French for "super awesome." a genuine loop-de-loop! (ALL GASP) Uh... How high did you say the vertical drop is? 48.8 feet. - That's 14.87 meters for the uninitiated. - BANKY: Uh... Commencing test run. - All systems are a go. - BANKY: Uh... - Five, four, three, two, one. - BANKY: Can we talk about this? - JUNE: Launcher! - Huh? (GRUNTS) We have ignitialization! (SCREAMING) Yeah! - (BANKY GRUNTS) - (GROWLING) - BANKY: Whoa, whoa! - (DOG BARKING) Oh, no! Peaches is loose! Launching countermeasures. Oh... Oh, gosh. Engage turbo launcher! (CHUCKLES) Honey, have you seen my cell phone? - (BANKY SCREAMS) - (TIRES SCREECH) Open the spaceport. - BANKY: (EXCLAIMS) I'm trying, I'm trying! - JUNE: Duck! Whoo-hoo! Warp speed through a black hole. Okay, ready to stop now. (SCOFFS) No way! Time for the grand finale. Firing thrusters! (BANKY SCREAMING) (GRUNTS) Whoo-hoo! (YELLS) (JUNE GRUNTS) Brake, brake, brake! (BANKY GRUNTING) (SCREAMS) It broke, broke, broke. - (CARS HONKING) - (SCREAMING) (PEDESTRIANS EXCLAIMING) (EXCLAIMS) (BOTH SCREAMING) - BANKY: Look out! Watch out, no! - (HORN BLARING) Here. Use this to pry the thrusters on the left. Isn't that the steering wheel? It was. Now hurry! It's not working! Don't bang. Pry, pry, pry! - Hurry, hurry! - I'm trying, I'm trying! (GRUNTING) (BOTH EXCLAIMING) I love you, June! (CONTINUES EXCLAIMING) - (CRASHES) - (BOTH GASP) (GROANING) (GASPS) I'm alive! Thank Krishna. (GROANS) That was... awesome! - CHILD: Did anyone video that? - CHILD 2: You guys rock! CHILD 3: I'm next! MAN: Hey! What happened to my fence? Oh! My garden! (SCREAMS) (GASPS) Uh-oh. DAD: That much for one fire hydrant? POLICE OFFICER: My advice? Military school. They'll drill home the kind of discipline your daughter needs. Don't you worry. She will be disciplined, all right. You got this? If it means not having to be the one to try and talk sense into our adorable lunatic of a daughter, - you bet. - (HUFFS) Fred! Good to see you. How are the wife and... (GROWLING) The thing about military school? It's usually far away. Think about how much you'd miss me. Who would really be the one getting punished? We're not sending you to military school. - You're not? - Oh, no. Because military school doesn't have nearly the amount of chores you're gonna be subjected to. I guess I walked right into that one. What were you thinking, June? Do you know how lucky you are? Could have been a whole lot worse than a raspberry on your elbow. I was just listening to you. You said Wonderland could be real. And that I could do anything. I never want you to stop using your imagination, June Bug. But I need you to also remember to be practical and safe. (SIGHS) I can't imagine what I'd do if something happened to you. Even though I shouldn't have done it, did you think what I built was cool? It doesn't matter what I think. But Gus and Cooper, on the other hand, would've been crazy impressed. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. But Steve would've had a heart attack, huh? (CHUCKLING) Yes. Oh, yeah. So, we can keep building more of Wonderland? Yes, of course. But, June, without wrecking the neighborhood. Right. Without wrecking the neighborhood. (CHUCKLES) (TICKING) - (LAUGHS) Yeah! - (CHUCKLING) (HIDEAWAY PLAYING) (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) (WHISPERING) Now, Peanut, here's what we want you to do. JUNE: Clockwork Swings is the heart of the park. And when it turns on, Wonderland comes to life! - (PROGRAM PLAYING ON TV) - (LAUGHING) Floating through zero gravity with astronaut June. (WHISPERING) Peanut, take your marker... Now turn the crank. Look! It worked! It worked! (BOTH LAUGH) DAD: No, hold on! Hold on! - Whoa! Whoa! - (ALL LAUGHING) - (GIGGLES) - (GASPS) (BELL RINGS) - (ALL CHEER) - (SQUEALS) (BOTH GIGGLE) Whoo-hoo! (BOTH WHOOPING) No. (GASPS) Bendy Straw Slide is almost done. Look at you. Come here, baby girl. I want to talk to you for a minute. I know you know Mommy's sick. Yeah. There are some special doctors who might be able to help me. But I have to go away for a while to see them. For how long are you going away? Well, that just depends. But believe me, I am gonna do everything I can to try and get better. Model patient. And we'll go visit, honey. Hey, I know this is scary, but you keep that little light in you shining bright. I don't know if I can. Well, I do. Because you are the wonder in Wonderland. Whew. Okay. (ENGINE STARTS) (HIDEAWAY CONTINUES PLAYING) Mom. Yeah, I will. Mmm-hmm. Are you... Are you coming home soon? Oh. Okay. I love you, too, Mom. MOM: Keep that little light in you shining bright. What kind of animal should Peanut put on that carousel? All you have to do is give Peanut his marker, and whisper your wish into Peanut's ear. I can't. (HIDEAWAY CONTINUES PLAYING) (DOORBELL RINGS) (CHILDREN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) - Oh, hey, June. - Hey, Banky. My parents got me this drone kit. And we could use your help putting it together. We could use it for Wonderland. Go on, June Bug. That'll be fun. Uh... Is that FAA-certified for use in a residential area? Those things can be insanely hazardous. Well, we're insanely bored and, dare I say, desperate? We've stooped to repeatedly rolling each other down a hill for fun, and I don't think Raj can handle it anymore. Will someone please stop the world from spinning? Ow. Great seeing you. But maybe tomorrow. But I... Oh. - Sorry, guys. Not today. - (ALL GROAN) Can we talk about what's going on with you? All they want to do is play with Wonderland. But, Dad. No! No, no, no. Don't make this a thing. It's not a thing. Well, it is a thing, but the thing is, it's not a thing. (DOORBELL RINGS) When you say "tomorrow," you mean tomorrow morning? Just tomorrow! - (SIGHS) - (DOORBELL RINGS) Seriously? - Afternoon! - AUNT ALBERTINE AND UNCLE TONY: Surprise! Heard you wanted to see your favorite aunt and uncle. But they sent us instead. (LAUGHING) Hey-O! That's why I married her! Now bring it in for the good stuff, kiddo. You're getting bigger every day. And so grown up. Grown up and beautiful. It's good to see you, even though you always do this to my cheeks. Oh, the place looks great! Jeez. What, did you pack the whole house? I thought you guys were only coming for two nights. - Well, it's just the essentials. - (GRUNTS) - And anyway, we bought a set... - (GROANS) and we wanted to use all the bags. - Oh, get the present. - Right. - Now, where did we put it? - (CHUCKLING) We have a present for you, June. It's - a Ferris wheel! - Oh. - Uh... - I tried wrapping it, but wrapping circular things is much harder than I would've imagined. I thought it would just be perfect for your Wonderland model. - Where did all that go? - Uh... We put Wonderland away. Well, that's a shame. I told your mom yesterday we'd help you build it. And I know your Uncle Tony! I'm not above playing with toys. What do you say, Tiny? Let's rebuild Wonderland. (UNCLE TONY LAUGHING) Hey, hey why don't we talk about something else? Weather? Tax returns? Literally, anything else. Oh, look what I found. - Wha... - (CHUCKLING) It's the blueprint for Wonderland. I don't play with that anymore. - But, sweetheart... - Please, put that away. - But... - Just please! This is a beautiful thing you and your mom did together, darling. - To create something so real. - (BREATHING HEAVILY) You can... Wonderland isn't real! It never could be real. And even if it was, it's the last place in the world I'd want to visit! AUNT ALBERTINE: Oh, no. Oh, Junie. (GASPS) - Mom! - No, no, no wait! (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) I'm sorry. Sweetie, wait. - (DOOR CLOSES) - (LOCK CLICKS) (JUNE SOBBING) (VACUUM CLEANER DRONING) - Hey, Junie! Great news! - Huh? I said great news! I'll be done in a minute! Tomorrow is Math Camp! And I know it's important to clean - an already clean house... - (GRUNTS) but why don't you channel this nervous energy into packing? This is dangerous. And I'm not going to Math Camp. - They're just gonna give me sad eyes. - Uh... - Junie... Uh... - Besides, I got a lot to do around here. Is that a three-month or six-month renewal on your wheatgrass deliveries? - I put in six. - Uh, all I'm saying... Your triglycerides are still on the high end. I'm not taking any chances with your health. June, you can't stay in here forever. Look, I just know I need to be home this summer to take care of you. Really? This expires in three days. You're cutting it way too close. June, today I got dressed and made breakfast all by myself as I have been doing for the last 41 years. The first seven I needed a little help, but since then I've been okay. (SIZZLING) - (DINGS) - (FIRE ALARM BEEPING) I am not going to Math Camp. (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) JUNE: Don't put the avocados next to the bananas. They ripen too fast. And leave the toaster set to three. You know you don't like it when the edges are too crispy. My morning toast will be fine. Oh, and the milk could be out of date, so check it. I'm gonna be okay. I know this is a big step. Mom and I are both proud of you for going. Now get out there on Abacus Obstacle Course and skin a knee. (SIGHS) Okay. Promise? I promise. (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) (SIGHS) - Hey ya, Banky. - Hey, June Bailey. Saved you a seat. (SQUEALS) This is gonna be the best summer ever! Oh. Goodbye! (FAMILY MEMBERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) (BUS ENGINE STARTS) SHANNON: Hey, campers! Okay, everybody here is heading to Camp Awe Sum, right? If you're not, you're on the rhom-bus. (ALL LAUGHING) I love geometry humor. SHANNON: Now, I could start off with a million stories about my summers at Camp Awe Sum, but I wouldn't want to go off on a tangent! Are you getting my angle? (ALL LAUGHING) A-one, two... A-one, two-three, four. ALL: Oh, my! Here comes pi! 3.1415 A constant we all know The famous ratio Oh, my! Here comes pi! How many can you memorize? It goes on and on A never-ending song Hey, hey! It's Pi Day! Make a circle, celebrate Irrational action That can't be expressed as a simple fraction! (ALL SUSTAIN NOTE) (ALL CONTINUE SINGING) This is a terrible mistake. What was I thinking? (PI SONG CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND) (BURPS) DAD: June, I'm okay. (CRASHES) Today I got dressed and made breakfast all by myself. - (CROWS CAWING) - (TOASTER WHISTLING) (GASPS) Oh, no! I can't leave him alone for an entire summer! BANKY: Why is the obtuse triangle... I need your help. I need to get home. What? Your dad'll flip! We're talking eternal groundation. But he knows he can't function without me. Look at this. "Miss you." It's like a cry for help! Uh. I don't know, June. I think you might be reading a bit too much into this. I'll take the hiking trails through the forest and be there before lunch. It's a no-brainer. But first I need to get off this bus. And you have to help me. Please! (SIGHS) - Okay. - Yes! - Banky, I could kiss you. - Really? - Ew, no. - Right. Now, what can I use? Okay. You did the school play, right? (SQUISHING) Does second understudy count? Uh, close enough. You know what to do. Oh, no! I don't think I'm feeling very well at this moment. I think I might... (GROANS) I don't think I can hold it down! I can't hold it no more! Oh, no! It's here! It's here! - (BANKY MIMICS RETCHING) - (CHILDREN CLAMORING) CHILD: Ugh, you chucked a yuck! CAMPER: Stop the bus! (CHILDREN SCREAMING) SHANNON: Okay, nobody wander off! And watch out for snakes. They're everywhere. - Snakes? - (ALL GASP) (SOFTLY) June? June? June? Nice one, Banky. You chucked a yuck! I got sick from a corndog once. It hurt all the way inside of my bones. - My mom said it was because it was two weeks old. - (SHANNON LAUGHING) - But I put it in the microwave and it was delicious. - Um... Oh... Mwah. (GASPS) - (SIGHS) - Holy hypotenuse! CHILD: Oh, yeah, definitely the corndog. SHANNON: Okay, are you having heart palpitations? (BIRDS CHIRPING) (CHILDREN SINGING IN DISTANCE) (CHIRPING CONTINUES) (SIGHS) (GASPS) Wait. Why is this here? Uh... Hey... (GRUNTING) (GRUNTS) Hey, get back here! (CHIRPING STOPS) (GASPS) (JUNE PANTING) (GRUNTS) (PANTING) (GRUNTS) (GROANS) Ow. (GASPS) Gotcha! (CHUCKLES) (GASPS) (GASPS) (GRUNTING) Oh... (GRUNTS) Wow! (WIND WHOOSHING) (GRUNTING) (METAL CLANGING) (SQUEAKING) (GASPS) (GRUNTS) (GASPS) Is this... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING) (YELLS) (WHEELS SCREECH) (GRUNTS) - (GASPS) - (METAL CREAKING) - (METAL CLANGS) - Uh... (SCREAMING) (GROANING) (GASPS) (LEAVES RUSTLING) (GASPS) No way. How is this possible? Hello! Whoa... Are you... (GASPS) Peanut. I'm in... Wonderland. Storm clouds? There shouldn't be storm clouds in Wonderland. STEVE: Boomer! We can't keep up! Boomer the Welcome Bear? He's here, too? - (CHUCKLES) - (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) Run for your life! GRETA: Grab her! Get moving, pipsqueak! JUNE: Why are we chasing Boomer? Oh, we're not chasing him. They're chasing us! (RUMBLING) Regroup at Rocket Road! Skipping to safety, skipping to safety! Tra-la-la-la! Gus, gnaw that awning down. Cooper, start the pump. - Steve... - I'll draft up an exit plan. You're the bait. (SIGHS) Of course I am. Baiting away. - (SNORTS) - Won't you stay Happy, happy We can't wait happy, happy Till we play happy, happy - Boomer, you protect her with your life. - Hey! What is going on around here? What does it look like? We're at war! (GRUNTS) War? There's no fighting in Wonderland. Stay put. Because if they see us, they will... (SNORING) Uh-oh. Save yourself! - They'll what? Boomer, finish the sentence. - (SNORING) - They'll what? - (METAL CLANGS) CHIMPANZOMBIES: Come and play happy, happy Won't you stay happy Play happy, happy Why are they destroying the park? STEVE: Hey, you guys! Over here! Dinner is served. Wonderland, we have a problem. Steve, hold it. Uh... Oh, dear. (CHIMPANZOMBIES CLAMORING) - Hold it. - I am holding it. - GRETA: Hold it. - I'm literally holding it. - GRETA: Hold it. - Ahhh! Oh, no, I've dropped it! I've dropped it and I left it! Uh, I'm out of here. (GASPS) - (CLAMORING CONTINUES) - (SNORTS) Gus, Cooper, pump the rocket! We got to boom-shaka-boom! BOTH: Boom-shaka-boom! Boom-shaka-boom! Boom-shaka-boom! Boom-shaka-boom! (BOTH CONTINUE CHANTING) Locked and loaded. (SNORTS) Countdown, guys! Four... Three... Skipping to safety! Skipping to safety! I'm almost out of danger! Keep pumping, guys! BOTH: Boom-shaka-boom! Boom-shaka-boom! - So cute! But so naughty. - (ALL CLAMORING) Now buckle up, Chimpanzombies. One! (SNORTS) (ROCKET ALARM BLARES) STEVE: World-class bait. (GASPS) This isn't really happening. I'm... I'm having a fever dream. - (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) - (BOTH GRUNTING) Ah, I'm sensitive there! - Hey! Ow! - Hey! - GUS: Check it. Backpack! - COOPER: Ooh, ooh, I smell treats! - BOTH: Dibs! - I call dibs! - Hey! That's mine! Give it back! - COOPER: Whoo! - Boom, baby. Foot five! - Foot ten! Oh, yeah! - You son of a woodchip. - Ow! Splinterface. Let's have a little lookie-loo, shall we? With a self-reminder that this is an utter invasion of another's privacy. (SNORTS) Hold the roll, cutie-pie. - Ahhh! I surrender! - (SNORTING) Sharp objects underfoot. Safety Officer onsite. - Did you just call me cutie-pie? Ahhh! - (GUS AND COOPER ARGUING) The Chimpanzombies got her, didn't they? It's all my doing. All thanks to a late-onset hibernation disorder. - (SIGHS, SNORES) - GRETA: Ow! - Go to your happy place. - Uh, it's okay. They didn't get me. Oh, thank heavens! I couldn't have lived with my... (SNORING) Wait, Boomer never sleeps. - Hey, watch it! - (BOTH ARGUING) What happened to you guys? You're so... I think the word you're looking for is "pathetic." - I didn't say that. - Ugh, you didn't have to. - So, you got a name, haircut? - (CHUCKLES) - June. - STEVE: Hello, June. - My name is... - Steve. I know who you are. You know who we are? I didn't think anybody still remembered. Ow! You guys are the wonder in Wonderland. - Or at least you were. - (BOOMER SNORING) What happened to this place? The Darkness happened. It came when Clockwork Swings began to slow. And brought with it... All right, bring it down, Gandalf. Oh, right. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay, here we go. It was a day just like any other here in Wonderland when the strangest thing happened. Clockwork Swings, the heart of the park, came to a dead stop. And that's when we first saw it. The Darkness. It brought an evil that transformed the WonderChimp dolls into an army of Chimpanzombies. (CHIMPANZOMBIES SINGING) Every day since, the Chimpanzombies have waged war, tearing apart the park and feeding it piece by piece into the Darkness, never to be seen again. There was nothing you could do? Not even Peanut? Where is Peanut? He ventured out on his own to try and restart Clockwork Swings by hand. JUNE: Then why didn't he use his magic? BOOMER: He just said that he knew restarting Clockwork Swings was the only way to bring the life back into Wonderland. But... (CHIMPANZOMBIES SINGING) And we lost any hope of turning Clockwork Swings back on, and one day restoring the park to all its former glory. - Clockwork Swings. - Hey, whatcha got? - Hey! - It's a blueprint... Of the park? Seems like Little Miss Muffet graffitied her name on it. It's not graffiti. How do you have a blueprint of Wonderland? Um, uh... My mom and I invented Wonderland when I was little, and somehow it came to life. (SNORTS, LAUGHING) That's got to be the most... Splendiferous news ever! (CHUCKLES) Why don't you just go back to sleep, Boomer? No, I believe it in her eyes. Because if she really is the creator of Wonderland, she can fix Clockwork Swings. Well... Well, that is not where I thought this discourse was heading. I was imagining that you were a... Honeybee! - Huh? I'm not a honeybee. - (STUTTERING) - STEVE: Rabbit! - JUNE: Huh? Steve, you're embarrassing the team. Death! I am so confused right now about what a Death Rabbit is. - (METAL CREAKS AND CLANGS) - (GASPS) Boomer, go secure the safe house. Guys, scatter! - (GUS SCREAMS) - (COOPER GRUNTS) Buddy system! I call Greta! (SCREAMING) Never mind! I call June! (EXCLAIMS) - We got to get out of here. - Good plan. - Think, June. Think, think, think. (GASPS) - We go in five. - That could never work. - Roger that. We run in three. That couldn't possibly work. Then we skip. Skip like there's no tomorrow. CHIMPANZOMBIE: Welcome to Wonderland. Skipping to safety. Skipping... Ahhh! Tra-la-la-la. You're splendiferous! Splen-diddy-doo! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... (SCREAMING) (PANTING) Skipping to, skipping to safety. Please work, please work. When you push the fin, the fish'll come to life! Anything can happen any day Miracles are just A dream away Happiness, happiness There is joy in the world Comes together With every boy, every girl (SONG STOPS) (IN SLOW MOTION) Look out! It's right behind you! - CAROUSEL FISH: Would you like to stop for an ice cream? - No! Exit, exit, exit! Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times! Not today, Chimpanzombies! See you later. CAROUSEL FISH: Okay. Come back soon. (LAUGHING) How did I get back here? (GASPS) Ha! Ha-ha! CHIMPANZOMBIE: You're splendiferous! Splen-diddy-doo! Bad Chimpanzombies! Bad Chimpanzombies! Whoa! (SNORTING) (GRUNTS) I got you, June! (SIGHS) (GRUNTS, SNORTS) CHIMPANZOMBIE: Every day is a wonderful day in Wonderland! - (BOTH GRUNT) - Oh, my tail. GRETA: Come on, hurry! Gus, Cooper, check the north and west perimeter wires. Steve, get to lookout and make sure we weren't followed. STEVE: Roger that. BOOMER: (GASPS) You're alive! Oh, I was so worried, I didn't know what to do. I started baking marshmallow calzones. We lost Happy Happy Land, Boomer. - We did? Oh, my. - That's over half the park gone now. What happens if we lose the other half? Yeah. What's gonna happen to us? I don't know. - But at least we got calzones! - And her. Her? When the going got tough, she ran for the exits. I need to get home to my dad. And if she really did create Wonderland, whatever that means, she would know that those exits aren't even exits anymore! Well, they were exits when my mom and I created the park. Sorry I wasn't around when this whole place went haywire, and it became impossible to exit from an exit marked "exit." STEVE: Did you know the verb "exit" comes from the Latin verb exeoexitum which derives from the Greek verb eximeexite? Um... Seems I have backed into the middle of something here. (CLEARS THROAT) Backing out! Beep, beep, beep... Beep. Okay, so we know the only way to open the exits is to get the park back up and running. Turning on Clockwork Swings is the key to that. Oh, don't get the girl's hopes up, Boomer. There's no way to turn it back on. - Yeah, we've been there a bunch of times. - Looked at it every which way. I looked at it every which way, he just sat there eating woodchips. - I was hungry! - He just sat there... - And sleepy. - While I looked at it every which way. But she hasn't. - And if she created it, she can fix it. - Uh... So Wonderland is just a figment of your imagination? Something like that. And, uh, let me guess. That means we're all figments of your imagination. I wouldn't put it exactly like... Oh, an existential crisis! I knew this day was missing something. (SLURPING) Well, you can imagine this may be a little hard for us to wrap our heads around. Perhaps you will indulge me with some proof? (SCOFFS) Fine. Every morning, Steve drinks his morning tea, 2.6 grams of loose Earl Grey to 250 milliliters of 86.1 degree water steeped for three minutes and 11 seconds and garnished to perfection with a spot of almond milk. - (LAUGHS) See? All hail June! - (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, let's not get carried away. But I may be able to fix Clockwork Swings. - Peanut was the glue around here. - The glue? The glue. He kept us all together. (SNORTS) Look, these guys have suffered a lot already. And I'm willing to follow your lead here, because I'm running out of options. But you've got to promise me there's a real shot at this. So tell me that you're not serving up false hope. Well, I was pretty good at fixing things. But you got to get me to Clockwork Swings. (SNORTS) JUNE: Wow, The Grand Wonder. It's even bigger than I thought. (SNORTS) Come on, slowpokes. The Clocks are just up ahead. - STEVE: Oh, how did you do it, June? - JUNE: Huh? To create such a woman who doesn't walk through this world. She glides! (GRETA SNORTS) That silken red hair. Those come-hither tusks. - Greta? - (SNORTS) Oh, what do you want? What? No, nothing here. Just a bit of a roll call. "Steve!" "Present and accounted for." Roll call complete. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - Hmm. Phew. JUNE: Oh, boy. This is a little more complicated than the model we made. (MACHINERY GRINDS) The hydraulics seem to be sealed and stuff. No leaks or anything, um... It must be that one of the gears is jammed. Eureka! She's fixing it. We're witnessing a miracle. More of a diagnosis and certainly not a miracle, but it does bring us closer to a solution than we've ever been before. (SNORING) If you're trying to make a statement, have at me, big guy. Got to get this ride started. I know you have the answer. Please tell me the answer! - GRETA: Well, what does it say? - JUNE: I can't see! My name's covering it. - What the chuck? - Unsplendiferous. Not to worry! Plan B it is. Which is what, exactly? (SIGHS) Mom, why did you write on this? What used to be there? I don't know. I got to figure this out. Don't do this to me, June. It's your blueprint, isn't it? - Yeah. But it's been a while since I... - (EXCLAIMS IN SLEEP) If the test were multiple choice, I'd do much better. - (SCREAMING) - Duck and cover! Duck and cover! (BOTH SCREAMING) - Hey, get back here! - Whoa! - COOPER: I got it! - GUS: No, I got it. (GRUNTS) - JUNE: We need that blueprint! - GUS: Get it, Coop! - This is not fun. Boomer, for goodness... - (BOOMER EXCLAIMING) (STEVE YELLING) Oh... (GROANING) No! No, stop! Fireworks Falls is a death trap! Get off. Stand down, I say! JUNE: We have to get it! We can't lose it. - GUS: Throw me! I'll get it! - COOPER: No, throw me! - No, throw me! - Um... - No, it was my idea! - Oh, gosh. (GRUNTS) - GUS: I got it, I got it! - COOPER: Mine! You poked me in the eye! - Your fault. - Why is it always my fault? - (BOTH GRUNTING) - You've got to be kidding me! Enough! (PANTING) I command you to remove yourself from this platform! I have been putting up with this reckless abandon for months on end, and it is chipping away at my soul. - I'm so very tired... - (TAPPING ON GLASS) What is that sound? (TAPPING CONTINUES) - Oh, no. - (CHIMPANZOMBIES SINGING) STEVE: Oh, deary me. CHIMPANZOMBIES: We can't wait happy, happy To have fun Okay, fear not. We simply must reach higher ground. Ahhh! Which is teeming with agent provocateurs bent on our demise! CHIMPANZOMBIES: Stop, drop and roll to Wonderland! ALL: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! (ALARM RINGING) (GASPS) Run! COOPER: Every man for himself! (ALL SCREAMING) - (GRUNTS) - (GRUNTS) - GUS: Whoa! - (BOTH SCREAMING) (GRETA GRUNTS) (BOTH SCREAMING) (GRUNTS) (STEVE SCREAMING) - Use your quills, Steve! - Quite right. (GRUNTS) - Yeah, of course. - (BOOMER SCREAMING) (STEVE GRUNTS) Everyone okay? Wait, where's June? - Uh, there. - Oh, no. Hold on, June! You'll be okay! - Easy for you to say. - (TAPPING ON GLASS) Whoa! Whoa! (YELLING) Help! (SHOUTS) (GRUNTS) Whoa! Whoa! (GRUNTS) Thanks, Boomer! Oh, boy! (EXCLAIMING) Whoa! (GRUNTING) Whoo! (SCREAMING) Whoa! (GRUNTS) - (LAUGHS) Yeah! - BOOMER: Whoo-hoo! - GRETA: You did it! - STEVE: Well done! (LAUGHS) Meet me at the bridge! - (DISTANT EXPLOSION) - (GASPS) (CHIMPANZOMBIES CHEERING) Or not. Don't need to do that again. (ECHOING) - (JUNE GIGGLING) - (ECHOING) Oh, my Here comes pi 3.141... Whoa! (GASPS) Whoa. (CHUCKLES) Zero-G Land. (CHUCKLES) Whoo! (GASPS) Huh? (GRUNTS) (GASPS) Peanut? Oh, my gosh! Hey, Peanut! Where did you... - What are you doing? - You're alive! - Who are you? - A friend of Greta and Boomer. Actually, everyone. They're gonna be so happy. Let's go find them! - No, no, no, no. - Come on, I lost them at Fireworks Falls. Peanut, what happened to you? What do you mean, what happened to me? The Chimpanzombies had me. I was able to escape, and I made it up here. - And now you're... - And now I'm sorting the candy. It was a mess when I got here. (CHUCKLES) Believe me. I had to put the blues with the blues, and the greens with the greens... If you're scared of the park... I'm not scared of the park. It's just... It's safe in here. - But you're alone. - Where nothing can hurt me. Well, you can't stay in here forever. Says who? There's no rules for something like this. I know how this works. You just wave your marker. (SIGHS) I wish it still worked that way. But you're Peanut the Splendiferous. (SCOFFS) Splendiferous. Yeah, I used to be. All these amazing things in Wonderland came from you. That is a lie. I was just the middleman. All the ideas, the inspiration, it came from... A voice whispering in your ear. A woman's voice. How do you know about that? I never told anyone. It doesn't matter. And not too long ago... The sound of her voice, it just... BOTH: Went away. And then the Darkness took over. I guess whoever she was, she forgot about me. I kept waiting. I kept hoping she would come back to help me fight against the Darkness, but I just felt so... Alone. - Peanut, there's something I need to tell... - (SHUSHES) - Don't shush me. This is important. - We have to go! (CHIMPANZOMBIES CHATTERING) They found us. They must have followed you in. (WHISTLE BLOWS) We need to move now! JUNE: Whoa! Your marker! - PEANUT: Leave it. It's worthless! - No, it's not. Splen-diddy-doo! Look out! - Oh, my gosh. - Hold on! CHIMPANZOMBIE: Splen-diddy-doo! Splen-diddy-doo! Splen-diddy-doo! (GRUNTS) CHIMPANZOMBIE: Every day is a wonderful day in Wonderland! Oh, no! PEANUT: Gotcha! CHIMPANZOMBIE: It's a wonderful day in Wonderland. There's no way out. CHIMPANZOMBIE: You're my best friend. Every day is a wonderful day in Wonderland. There is for you. (CHIMPANZOMBIES CHATTERING) June, go! JUNE: Guys? Guys? Boomer? Greta? BOOMER: June! Where are you? Over here! - We've been looking all over for you. - I found Peanut. He was hiding in Zero-G Land. He's alive. - Peanut's alive? - How brilliant! But he was taken by the Chimpanzombies. They're carrying him to the Darkness! - Then let's go get him! - But we need to rebuild that bridge. We could use the support posts of the old carousel. They're too rickety. But it's the right idea. What else can we use? Got to think fast. If something bad were to happen to Peanut, I couldn't live with myself. (STAMMERING) What do you mean? It's all my fault. What's all your fault? (SIGHS) The Darkness. - I think maybe I did create it. - Huh? I didn't mean to! But I think I did. You created the Darkness? I don't understand. If you created Wonderland, why would you want to destroy it? It wasn't on purpose. I was afraid. The Darkness took over. I tried, but I just stopped caring about the park. Anyway, it doesn't matter. We can fix it. - With this! - ALL: Whoa. If we can find a way to cross that ravine and put it back in Peanut's hands, we can get Clockwork Swings up and running. - Trust me. We can... - Trust you? We've been trusting you! But if we knew you were the person responsible for all this? I never would've let us make that mistake. Come on, guys, it's dark. We'll figure this out on our own. Why would you stop... Why would you stop caring? What did we do wrong? You guys didn't do anything wrong. You guys are amazing. You created the Darkness. Boomer. (SOBBING) I'm sorry, Mom. (GASPS) MOM: You are the wonder in Wonderland. (INHALES SHARPLY) (EXHALES) Got to find a way across. (GASPS) Whoa! (GIGGLES) BOOMER: (ON RECORDING) Welcome to the Grand Wonder! Oops. Sorry, Boomer. BOOMER: (ON RECORDING) Welcome to the Grand Wonder! (DISTANT RUMBLING) (STRAINING) Now, what can I use? Ah. Got it. (WONDER PLAYING) We have ignitialization! (GRUNTS) (CHUCKLES) Whoa. "Without wrecking the neighborhood." I'm telling you, I don't see any way to rebuild that bridge. Yeah, well, not with that attitude. STEVE: Um, you may want to come and see this. Sounds like another SkyFlinger attack. Stay low. Stay back. - Dang! - Well, I'll be Peanut's uncle! Oh, wow. - GUS: Is that... - It's June! STEVE: She did it. She's actually done it. Would you look at that? (GIGGLES) (BOTH LAUGHING) So what's all this about? It's time to bring Wonderland back to life. - Huh? - What? I know I let you down. But I want to make it right. - How do you know it'll work? - Because I built this place. My mom and I did. But she got sick and had to stop. And I got scared. So scared of losing her that I lost myself. And she would hate to see how I changed. How we've all changed. Now, buckle up! We're gonna ride that coaster like the wind. Who's with me? - I'm with you, June. - We are all with you. Yeah, that's right. (WHINES) Ow! I still believe in you. (CHUCKLES) I'm more of a "two feet on the ground" kinda guy. There's a weight restriction on that ride, isn't there? Oh, come on, Boomer. There is absolutely no way... (SNORES) Oh, no. I will ev... Uh, we got this. Too many marshmallow calzones. (SNORING) (YAWNING) Hey, guys. I had that weird kidnapping dream again. I wonder what it means. (EXCLAIMS) (SCREAMING) Boomer! We'll be right up! Greta just has to get the other cart! BOOMER: I want to be down. - Only one way down! - Yeah, fly like a bird, bro. But I'm not a bird! Birds are terrifying, with those beaks, and those talons, and influenza type A! (EXCLAIMS) (GASPING) Come on, Greta. You guys did block the wheels, right? - Oh, that's what this is for! - Oops. Ugh. Guys! - (BIRD SQUAWKING) - Uh... Huh. What are the odds? Astronomically small. No, no, no. No! Oh, terrific. Uh... Oh, gosh, he's looking at me. Oh, no, no. Shoo, shoo. Get out of here. Nice birdie. Oh, hey! I hear your friends! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (IMITATES BIRD SQUAWKING) Please don't move. You're not lis... Oh! (BLOWING) (SQUAWKING) Ow! (SIGHS) (CHUCKLES) Oh, no. No, no, no. (SCREAMING) GRETA: You were supposed to wait! He's going the wrong way! If we don't turn Boomer around... STEVE: He'll be fried like a funnel cake! JUNE: Gus, Cooper! Drop the upper track to the lower one, and we'll reroute Boomer to safety. BOTH: On it! We'll need some kind of rope, something strong to stop him with. Got it. (SCREAMING) (CONTINUES SCREAMING) BOOMER: Get me off of this thing! COOPER: We're not gonna make it! - Oh, man. - At least we got dinner. (CONTINUES SCREAMING) Oh, no! - Licorice? - That's what we got. Steve, fire this to Boomer and we'll use it to slow him down. Roger that. (BOOMER CONTINUES SCREAMING) Boomer! Catch the rope! Okay! Range, 400 meters. Winds, three knots southwest. Ready... Help, help, help! Aim... fire! (GROANS) Nuts. - Well, that didn't work. - Ya think? Make it stop! Wait, we could all still get across. Okay, everybody, pull tight! (ALL STRAINING) Keep pulling. STEVE: This is beginning to feel like a terrible turn of events for us all. GUS AND COOPER: I'm with him. Brace for impact! I'm ready to wake up now, ready to wake up. You are awake, Boomer. I'm awake? I mean, I'm awake! We did it. - GRETA: You did it. - I did it. I mean... I did it? - You da man! - You're the man-bear! I'm the man! You're the man, and we are just the various members of the animal kingdom with the power of speech hanging next to the man. Yes, you are. (CHUCKLES) CHIMPANZOMBIE: You're splendiferous! (CHIMPANZOMBIES CHATTERING) Play happy Stay happy We can't wait happy, happy To have fun, fun, fun, fun Play happy Stay happy GUS: Holy cheesy chips! STEVE: Oh, crikey! Peanut. - (GASPS) - We're too late. (GRETA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) (PANTING HEAVILY) (COOPER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) Oh, gosh. What do we do now? - Not "we." - What do you have in mind, kid? It's about what I need to do. I need to go into the Darkness and bring Peanut back. - What? No! - What's she talking about? GRETA: June... It's too powerful. Nothing ever comes out. I got this, Greta. (SIGHS) I am the wonder in Wonderland. I am the wonder in Wonderland. I am the wonder in Wonderland! (PANTING) Peanut? Where are you? June? Is that you? Peanut! Hold on! (GASPS) PEANUT: June? JUNE: Peanut! - Are you okay? Are you hurt? - I'm so sorry they got you, too. You've got to get us out of here. I wish I could. But I told you, my inspiration, she left me. She's never coming back. You don't know that. She's out there, trying to get back to us. - Us? - Yeah. She's my mom, and if there's one thing I know, it's that she is not giving up. So neither should we. Without her, I'll never create again. Yes, you will. Don't give in to the fear. Your light is stronger than the Darkness. - Now take this. - But without her... You don't have to worry about that anymore. What do you mean? Because... I'm here. Peanut, build us the biggest slide in the whole wide world and make it out of bendy straws. (GASPS) Now let's get out of here. Bendy straws, hmm? That sounds like a splendiferous idea! Coming right up. (CHUCKLES) (EXCLAIMS) (JUNE GASPS) Quick, make another one! (PEANUT WHOOPING) Whoo-hoo! PEANUT: To Clockwork Swings! BOOMER: Look. - She's doing it! - They made it! - COOPER: Well, slap my tail. - STEVE: Tally ho! Oh, dear. (GASPS) - We've got to help them. - That we do. Hang on, June! STEVE: Well done! Guess I owe you guys an explanation, huh? GRETA: We're just happy you're alive. And since you are, how about you get those clocks started and bring our park back to life? It's the least I can do! But how? JUNE: Wait a minute. My name. My park, my name. Greta, if we all end up crashing to our collective deaths, I just want you to know I burn for you, baby! I burn hot! My oven is on extra fuego! GRETA: (CHUCKLES) I think you're cute, too, Steve. Wait, what? What did she say? What did she say? The gears. Mom, you weren't writing over the clocks, you were telling me how to fix it. How to jumpstart the clocks back to life! Write my name! Turn the gears by writing my name! The gears! Hold on, everybody! JUNE: It's working, it's working! - Oh, no! - BOOMER: Watch it! PEANUT: Hold on! - Look out! - (ALL SCREAMING) Keep going! Go, go, go! We need the "U." (CHUCKLES) Welcome to Wonderland! JUNE: Now right, right! BOTH: Beaver twin brothers, activate! GUS: Tail to the face! Okay, now the "N." Hurry! STEVE: Launch me, Greta. - GRETA: Launch you? - Launch me. For Wonderland! For Greta! For freedom! Nailed it. PEANUT: We got this, June. You ready? Jump! JUNE: Look, the park! It's coming back to life! GUS: Tail slap, Cooper! Well done! A cracking job! (SCREAMING) You're splendiferous! (COOING) Aw, look who's back to being WonderChimps. GUS: Do a little dance. Do your little dance. COOPER: Do your little WonderChimp dance. Look how cute they are! Come on, Boomer. There's guests to welcome. And things to build. And people to take care of. Quite right. And now that we've got our glue back, nothing can stop us. Me? The glue? No, I'm not the glue. You're the glue, Greta. You always have been. - Isn't that right, gang? - ALL: Yeah! Aw, you guys. Come on, let's go spread some wonder! - GUS: Yeah, that's how we do it. - COOPER: Me first! Wait. - What about you, June? - Yeah, what about you? Well, I probably should be getting home. You're leaving? What are we gonna do without you? You're gonna do what you always do. Come on, bring it in. You have everything you need right here. Because who are we? ALL: We are the wonder in Wonderland. I can't hear you! ALL: We are the wonder in Wonderland. One more time! ALL: We are the wonder in Wonderland! JUNE: Now fall out. Welcome! Boy, it's gonna be a great day. (CHUCKLES) (CROWD EXCLAIMING) COOPER: Let's do this thing! Good to go. Wait for it... - Ta-da! - (CROWD CHEERING) The Darkness. It's still there. JUNE: Maybe it'll never really fully go away. Maybe it's there to remind us to look at the light that surrounds us. Hmm. Please enjoy our newest attraction, Bendy Straw Slide, which I have personally safety tested under extreme conditions. Speaking of the light that surrounds you... GRETA: Steve! Ah, here we are. Come on, I'll let you buy me some popcorn. Yep, I'll be right there! I just need to... Well... Wait for my heart to settle. (CHUCKLES) Oh... (CHUCKLES) You'll hear me in the wind. Oh, I know I will. And we'll be here for you. Always. CHILDREN: Hey, Peanut! This place really is splendiferous! Yep. Splendiferous! We got asparagus, spinach, brussels... Ah, there you are, my hidden sweet. (CHUCKLES) Mmm. - (GASPS) - Dad! June Bug? June, are you okay? What happened to you? I'm so sorry for being gone a whole night and not telling you where I was. What? I just dropped you off at Math Camp 30 minutes ago. (GASPS) Never mind. If you did this because you're worried about me... Worry? About you? You're fine! Actually, you're awesome. Hmm. I have so much to tell Mom about. Uh, Junie... And before you bring up going back to Math Camp, you have to know it's not happening. I have way too much work to do. - Such as? - Making up for lost time. Is that... Uh-huh. (HUMMING) The neighborhood will love this. DAD: Junie, I'm home! I got the rest of the supplies. - Hey, Dad! Just a few more... - (DOORBELL RINGING) Honey, my hands are full. Can you get that? Sure thing, Dad. I strung up all the banners. What's next? Great. Can you make a balloon arch over the back fence? - Yep! - Thanks. (DOORBELL RINGING) When you say over the back fence, do you mean over the fence, like over it, or over the fence, like behind it? Over the fence, like over it. Oh. Ding! Over the fence. Got it. (DOORBELL RINGS) Tell Banky to just put it behind the fence. I got to finish. I think you should get the door, June. Huh. But... Mom. (CHUCKLES) What are you waiting for? Come here. (BOTH CHUCKLE) I'm glad to see you. Are you... I'm okay now, June Bug. So am I. It looks like you kept your little light shining bright. I've got a story even you might not believe. (CHUCKLES) Try me. Now that is splendiferous! - Eee! - (CHUCKLES) Eee! (ALL CHUCKLING) Hey, Clockwork Swings! (CROWD CHATTERING) JUNE: Come on! Wonderland is now open! (BOTH GIGGLING) DOLL: You're splendiferous! (ALL CHEERING) Okay, everyone. It was another day in Wonderland, the most splendiferous amusement park in the world. Peanut is excited to create a new ride. Anyone have any suggestions? Yes, yes, yes! June! June! Banky, what are you thinking? - A Ferris wheel! - That's a great idea. But are we thinking just like a regular old Ferris wheel? A Ferris wheel made out of glow sticks. A Ferris wheel that flies! A flying Ferris wheel made of glow sticks. That's a great idea. I think Peanut needs to hear about this right away. (WHISPERING) Now, Peanut, here's what we want you to do. Take your marker and create... That's wonderful. Wonderful. JUNE: (WHISPERING) made out of glow sticks. Glow sticks, huh? Ooh! Sounds like a splendiferous idea! Coming right up! (WONDER PLAYING) (PI SONG PLAYING) |
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