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Yes, Prime Minister: Re-elected (2013)
Britain's most celebrated
constitutional comedy, Yes, Prime Minister, is back. I don't know what else I don't know, do you know? The prospect of a new series of Yes, Prime Minister set today is fantastic. As Tony Blair would say, "It's very, very, very good news, ha ha ha ha ha!" They really do say, "Yes, Prime Minister." There's a hungry audience out there for it, and I think it will absolutely chime. GOLD has enticed the original writers, Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay, to write a brand-new series... I think it's fun. I really think we're going to enjoy the experience. ..with a brand-new cast... I love playing the character, because he reminds me slightly of Boris Johnson. Am I allowed to say that? Because Boris Johnson, incredibly shrewd at times. And I think there's a bit of that in Jim Hacker. ..and some very special guest stars... Hi, I'm George Clooney! ..because there's never been a better time to bring back this ground-breaking tale of political chicanery. There's a way you can make yourself invulnerable! Yes, Prime Minister, the sitcom that lifted the lid on the inner workings of government, is finally making a triumphant return to our screens after 25 years. It'll be great to see it coming back and see how they've how that programme can relate to the changing world of politics and the changing world of entertainment. And it will remind Humphrey who's running the country. It's gonna give us a fresh, fresh light, and is going to be very, very enjoyable. It's bound to strike a chord, because people realise it's true. In fact, it was so true to life that when Yes, Prime Minister first aired in the '80s, the Iron Lady was most amused. The odd thing about Yes, Prime Minister is that it was the favourite programme of Margaret Thatcher, the Prime Minister. 'Do you watch Yes, Prime Minister?' Oh! Yes, I do watch Yes, Prime Minister, but sometimes not when it's on. It can be videoed for me, or the BBC are very, very kind and will let me have the tape. Mrs Thatcher once said to me, "This is not a sitcom, Andrew." She said, "This is a documentary." Basically, I think the reason that Mrs Thatcher liked it was because it was politically correct for her to do so. It was one of the most popular programmes, and she was trying to jump on the bandwagon, as far as I was concerned. She was inclined, from time to time, to think that only she was any good, and the rest of her ministers were useless. And therefore to some extent, this fed into that. Now, any other points that we wish to raise, generally, before we go on to the main business? JONATHAN LYNN: I didn't like it being associated with her, because I wasn't wholly sympathetic to her political views and I didn't want it to put off the rest of the country or the people who didn't like her. But I was absolutely in favour of her views, and I don't think that we've come to an agreement about this. We've never come to an agreement on that. I just wanted to make it clear that you didn't have to be a Thatcherite to like this programme, nor was it projecting a Tory viewpoint... No, that was... ..which a lot of people claim that it was. Although there was one young Tory who disagreed. In fact, during his uni days, he wrote an essay saying it wasn't that true to life. But after two years in power and with a wealth of experience behind him, Cameron has finally conceded that yes, Yes, Prime Minister has got it right. The fact David Cameron has said that yes, it is basically like that only really confirms why people love that show as much as they do. Our new series sees Jim Hacker heading up a crumbling coalition government whilst battling a catastrophic euro crisis, financial meltdown, and a bid for Scottish independence. You can propose as many alternatives as you like in your referendum. Good. We will propose only one option in ours. We're in the age where we have a coalition government which is increasingly fighting among itself. We're at a time when politicians don't quite know what to do. I think you add all these things together, and you see the re-emergence, the second coming of Sir Humphrey Appleby. I have caught you red-handed in a devious attempt to inveigle us into the Eurozone behind my back. No, well, yes, but... To explore how Yes, Prime Minister has shaped our view of government, we've put together our very own Select Committee for Comedy Analysis. It consists of Tory titan Michael Heseltine, former Labour heavyweight Alan Johnson, Lib Dem deputy leader Simon Hughes, ex-Cabinet Secretary Gus O'Donnell - or Sir Humphrey to me and you - and none other than Tony Blair's former Spin Doctor, Alastair Campbell. So here we are talking about is this the right time to revive Yes, Minister when first peace-time coalition... country in economic difficulties, euro crisis, Scotland talking about a vote on independence... What do you think? Your party, first time in government for a very long time. I think it makes for, in theory, a much more interesting set of programmes even than the original, because one-party government is interesting enough, but two-party government, by definition, is much more interesting, because it's not just the internal management of your own people, but it's the relationship between the two. Oh, absolutely. When I was brought up... I mean, you described Yes, Minister as a...comedy. We were taught it as a training video. You know, this was how you managed your ministers. I mean, I've been in episodes of Yes, Minister. You know, when I was at Trade and Industry, and Tony appointed me and said, "Oh, incidentally, we've changed the name of it - "it's now the Department of Productivity, Energy..." which was capital E, small N "..Industry and Science." PEnIS. I said, "I'm the Secretary of State for PEnIS!" And...and this was on a Sunday. On the Wednesday, I went to see Tony in Number Ten, and he said, "Are you OK, Alan? "You know, all this... "pretty straight nuclear policy...?" And I said, "I don't like being in the Department of PEnIS." And he said, "Whose idea was that?" And he looked round, and, "Oh, not mine!" It was his Press Secretary! It was certainly was not! Alistair had gone by then! So we had to change, so DTI had come down, and it was blank outside 1 Victoria Street, I can remember it. And they were just about to put PEnIS up, and fortunately I managed to persuade the Prime Minister we'd go back to being DTI. I mean it's an episode of Yes, Minister. They couldn't have got, they couldn't have invented that, could they? No! When Jim Hacker left our screens in 1988, Jonathan Lynn hotfooted it to Hollywood to become an award-winning film director. Antony Jay swapped the city for the country to continue writing. Now GOLD has persuaded them to bring Yes, Prime Minister back to our screens. It's as good a time as any to revive Yes, Prime Minister. Nothing has changed, except cosmetically, since it was first on in 1980. Our very limited ambition was to write six funny shows about what happens in Whitehall. But we stumbled across a rich vein of humour and public interest. And it was extraordinarily fortunate, but the result of it is that...there's never a shortage of things to write about. Collapse of conference, collapse of backbench support, collapse of coalition, collapse of cabinet, collapse of my career! This is the biggest disaster since Dunkirk! It is very much a continuation of the original. And we've got two absolutely marvellous characters, er, playing Jim and Humphrey, which I think will be an eye-opener to people, not that they're better than Paul and Nigel, but they're different, but they're really very, very well observed and very funny. 'It's obviously extraordinarily gratifying 'to have created characters 'that seem to have become part of the vocabulary. 'It didn't occur to us, I think, that we were doing that.' We didn't set out to change the world, we just set out to... To amuse an audience. ..to amuse an audience. Stepping into the Prime Ministerial role of Jim Hacker is acting legend David Haig, whilst his calculating Cabinet Secretary, Sir Humphrey, is played by renowned stage and screen actor, Henry Goodman. HENRY GOODMAN: I'm genuinely excited that these scripts have embraced new and edgy stuff. Some of the things that happen in these episodes would not have been in previous episodes some years ago. Why didn't you know? Well, everybody thought that everybody else understood what was going on. Nobody wanted to admit that they couldn't make sense of it. Why couldn't they? Because it didn't make sense! The balance between Sir Humphrey and Jim Hacker has evolved through the two of us playing the two roles, and that necessarily has some differences from our predecessors. But I think they're exciting differences, and I'm not scared of Nigel and Paul's performances, which were absolutely phenomenal. And also, Henry and I have known each other for so long, it's fun to investigate our own histories, in a way, subliminally, I feel. Yes, yeah, absolutely. Within the characters. Yeah. How happy is the Prime Minister about his future? He's as happy as a rat-catcher on a rubbish dump. The Prime Minister is as happy as an Environmental Health Officer on a Civic Amenity Site. I was absolutely terrified when they offered me Bernard originally, simply because I watched the original TV series, back in the 1980s. I was doing my A-level politics and I was really rather...in awe. What about Bernard? Now, he is the kind of character I'm really sympathetic to, and of all of them the three of them, I've seen Bernards. Absolutely. Over and over again. Indeed, and they are, you know, I think people underestimate the power of every Minister's Private Secretary. It's not the reality of the Civil Service now, you know, you'd be much more likely to have a Bernadette than a...than a Bernard. Quiet, please... Although Bernard is still very much a bloke, there is a welcome addition of a female SPAD - Claire Sutton, Special Political Advisor to Jim. 'She's kind of like his right-hand man, really. 'And she's very good at kind of thinking straight' in stressful situations and, you know, just...being cogent. He's not doing that. If I could mention the Kumranistan loan! You can't! Not until Kumranistan has definitely signed on the dotted line and not until this euro business with the European Central bank is sorted out. Phone them back. Pretend to be helpful. It'd be very nice to see a woman SPAD. And Zoe Telford is a fantastic actress, she's really good and she's just got a great kind of energy about her and a real intelligence as well. I think she'll be great. Yeah, I think she'll run rings around them. We're all agreed it's the perfect moment for the return of Yes, Prime Minister. But I wonder what former Prime Minister Tony Blair makes of it... Well, it's a very important question, and I'm glad that you've asked it, and what I think we've got to address is a very serious issue, and it's absolutely right that you said it, and what we're doing, and what we said, to address is a very serious issue, and it's absolutely right that you said it, and what we're doing, and what we said, and what we intend to say, and what we intend to act upon, is that very thing. So in answer to that question, is that very thing. So in answer to that question, I think we've got to look at it very carefully. Thanks, Tony. Coming up, we'll reveal which of these faces was a secret source for the writers. And relive the moment Mrs Thatcher got in on the act. Capital, my dear Sir Humphrey, capital. You'll know exactly where to start. Britain's best-loved governmental sitcom is back. Award-winning writers Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn have brought back Jim Hacker, Sir Humphrey and Bernard for a brand-new series. I really do admire your courage, Prime Minister. Oh, God! Have I been courageous? But back in the '70s, when Antony first thought of the idea for a governmental sitcom, Jonathan was less than impressed, and Yes, Minister nearly became No, Minister! It was Tony's idea. I thought it was a terrible idea and declined his suggestion that we do this together. And after three years, I was looking for something new to write and I couldn't think of anything, so I phoned Tony who... I said, "Have you done anything with that idea yet?" He said, "No, are you interested now?" And I said, "I don't know, but it doesn't really have anything "that would normally make people watch a television series. "It's three middle-aged to elderly men, "sitting around and talking about government." You know? There are no women or almost no women. There's no action. There's no sex. There's no violence. That's why we took such trouble to make it interesting and authentic and well researched, so that even if they didn't really get the jokes, or laugh very much, it might be interesting enough for them to say, "Oh, I didn't know that, that was quite interesting." You know. "Maybe we'd better watch next week." But we didn't expect it to be a long-running series. No. We thought the BBC was really quite brave to... to put on a comedy about government. The pilot of Yes, Minister was made in 1979. But the BBC backed out of launching it until after the general election, for fear of affecting the outcome. So as the country went to the polls to choose between Callaghan and Thatcher, Jim Hacker was consigned to his constituency until 1980. Hello and welcome. Thank you, Sir Humphrey. I believe you know each other. Yes, we did cross swords when the Minister gave me a grilling over the estimates in the Public Accounts Committee. I wouldn't say that. Well, you came up with all the questions I hoped nobody would ask. Well, opposition's about asking awkward questions. And government is about not answering them. Well, you answered all mine anyway. I'm glad you thought so, Minister. I remember, back in 1980, when it was first on, I was 12 at the time, and I remember my dad just saying to me, "Now then, now then, Jonathan, watch this, you might learn something." It was an outstanding example of what a sitcom should be about. This serious side to it, the political side to it. And it didn't dumb down ever. Yes, Minister had something important to say about the process of government. And being able to combine something interesting and important with making me roll in my chair with laughter, seemed to me to be a great combination. You see, Bernard, it is our duty to assist the Minister to fight for the department's money, despite his own panicked reaction. Do you mean help him overcome his panic? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, let him panic. Politicians like to panic, they need activity. It's their substitute for achievement. So accurate was Yes Minister's portrayal of the inner-workings of Government that politically astute fans of the show suspected the writers were getting their storylines straight from the top. Well, I assumed that they had inside sources. If they hadn't, then they were just pure genius. Politicians are extremely indiscreet and the higher up they get, the more indiscreet they are. It wasn't difficult to get people to come and have lunch with us if it was a reasonably decent restaurant. And after the third glass of wine, all sorts of interesting information emerged. And one high ranking official willing to be wined and dined was former Prime Ministerial head of policy, Bernard Donoghue, who was to become their top informer. I was quite happy to inform them, because I felt, basically, the public had a right to know what was going on. They would say to me, "We want to know if that's how the Prime Minister "would receive ministers, civil servants. "How they would speak to one another, "how policy issues were processed through." What I was able to do was, tell them tales, stories of episodes from my experience in Number Ten, which I thought were either revealing of the nature of the power relationships there, and especially of the bureaucratic power, or which I thought were funny or capable of being made funny. One story Bernard informed on involved an overseas diplomatic mission, which the writers quickly transformed into a classic episode of Yes, Minister. I told them about a time when we went on a state visit to India and Pakistan. And at the state reception there was no alcohol, just orange juice. And we thought it would be very helpful if we could get some whisky in the orange juice. So we'd drink a third of the glass and then pour the whisky in, which would look a little brown, but not dangerously suspicious. But how do we get the whisky there? I mentioned that and Jonathan said, "I can use that." Ah, Bernard. Bernard. Yes? You're wanted in the communications room. A Mr John Walker. What's interesting about that story, which...is that we're talking to a cabinet minister who didn't know about it, who saw the episode. He said, he knew at once that was based on a real episode. Because he recognised that's exactly what is likely to happen and does happen, whereas most of the audience has probably thought, "Oh, well, they've gone a bit far this time." That's right. The interesting thing is, whenever we were accused of going too far, it was something that had happened. Any messages in the communications room? Oh, there is one for Sir Humphrey, Minister. Oh, good, yes? Yes, the Soviet Embassy is on the line, Sir Humphrey, a Mr Smirnoff. Soviets! They promised me that it would not be revealed that I'd played any part. I just never told anyone myself. I knew they never told anyone. Jonathan and Antony never told me who else they talked to. I didn't tell anyone, I didn't tell my own family. These insider insights over lunch provided such a rich source of comedy, that Yes, Minister soon became must-see TV amongst politicians and civil servants alike. And it wasn't long before those at the very heart of government were willing to reveal all. One of many. I was one of many inside sources, yes. You don't tell them state secrets, but that's quite different. You tell them how government works and how the civil service works. If I thought of some little story, some anecdote, which might be of use to him, I would tell him. I can't remember it all now, it was a long time ago. But for example, the, er, ministerial Christmas list, Christmas card list. That was something which I mentioned to him, and that duly came into one of the episodes. Bernard, this is important, I have to finish these Cabinet defence papers. I'm afraid this is much more urgent, Minister. What is it? Your Christmas cards, Minister. They cannot be postponed any longer. Oh right. Oh! Which is which? Well they're all clearly labelled, Minister, these you sign Jim, these you sign Jim Hacker, these Jim and Annie, these Annie and Jim Hacker, these love from Annie and Jim. As the series progressed, we were approached by various people in all branches of government, eager to ell us things. They wanted to, they had something they wanted to leak, because it would be in their, to their advantage in some way to do so. Jonathan and Antony have never named their sources. But I wonder what our esteemed select committee make of these revelations and, more importantly, if there's a leaky minister in their midst? Michael, I want to start with you about leaks, because obviously the series was written when you were in government. And it is generally well believed that the sources for a lot of the stories came from people in government. I wonder if you can help us as honestly as you can... Yeah, well, it's true. As to how much went to... When I was Environment Secretary in the early '80s, the authors of the programme wrote and said, "We're doing a programme and we'd very much like to meet you "and we're...a particular scene is going to be about the battle "between the Secretary of State and a local authority". And I said, "Fine." I had lunch, we had a very good lunch, and we laughed a lot, and they laughed a lot, and I don't know, they probably recorded it, and, fine. And it made a fantastic programme. Local councillors, in practice, are accountable to nobody. They're public-spirited citizens, selflessly sacrificing their spare time. Have you ever met any? Occasionally, when there was no alternative. Half of them are self-centred busybodies on an ego trip and the other half are only in it for what they can get out of it. Perhaps they ought to be in the House of Commons? Did you ever leak documents that you should not have leaked? No. Oh! No, I was not in the leaking business. And I think, by and large, there is too much leaking. All the time, again, through your government there were regular leaks. They were either leaks which were unattributed or they were leaks that came early and were clearly a minister jostling for position. I think what happens is, round Westminster, politicians talking to each other, talking to journalists, civil servants talking to each other talking to journalists - the chatter just gets out. I think the problem is that people talk too much. I don't see that necessarily as leaking. And you do gossip, you lot, don't you? Yeah. Nothing like as much as press secretaries. I didn't, I was like that. THEY ALL LAUGH I was never a gossip. You never revealed details of what went on in Government in, say, a book? I mean, that would be... What, my diaries? We're not here to plug my diaries! THEY LAUGH Well, why not? It's available at all good bookshops. Our Comedy Committee return after a short recess, when we discover what it's like to be a real life Sir Humphrey. They translated my title into Japanese and back. And they laughed when I was introduced. And I said, "What did they say?" And he said, "They described you as an eternal typist." THEY ALL LAUGH Obviously, that means I do the letters. And the nation's favourite Principal Private Secretary, Bernard, meets a real life Bernard. I remember once when I went to Number Ten, somebody came up to me and said, "I'm Bernard". I said, "No, I'm Bernard". And he said, "No, that person's Bernard, "and the other bloke over there's Bernard." So you were Bernard? I was Bernard, yeah. Yes, Prime Minister, the show that exposes the secretive inner workings of Government, has returned. Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey are still at war, only this time, Scotland, Europe and the fictional Kumranistan are the sources of conflict. I could be wrong. Say that again. But to discover how these battling politicos became household names, we have to reacquaint ourselves with the original actors, Paul Eddington, who played the Right Honourable Jim Hacker, and Nigel Hawthorne who embodied the entire civil service as Sir Humphrey Appleby. Both Hacker and Humphrey, on the page, are not very likeable people. And it's very important that they're played by likeable actors. Paul was very likeable. I'd been watching him since I was a kid. I grew up in Bath and I used to see Paul at the Bristol Old Vic quite often. And then the Good Life had made him into almost a star. And it was obviously the right moment for him. Minister, a minister can do what he likes. It's the people's will. I am their leader. I must follow them. Paul Eddington was just a lovely, lovely comic actor. He's a really...smiley, genial kind of man. And so he, all of that goes into Jim Hacker. Equally, he comes across as intelligent and as somebody with a certain amount of bearing. And I think you just get the sense that he's a real person, that he's vulnerable, that he's human, and that he sort of is fundamentally quite nice as well. Yes, of course, Minister, it must be frightfully difficult to concentrate if you keep being woken up. Steering Jim Hacker through the choppy waters of Whitehall was the Permanent Secretary for the DAA, Sir Humphrey Appleby. The great thing about Nigel is that he was very good at playing establishment figures with interesting layers of other thoughts going on underneath. May I come in, Minister? Sit down, Humphrey. And perhaps one of the most anticipated parts of every episode was Sir Humphrey's big speech. Well, it was a conversation to the effect that, in view of the somewhat nebulous and inexplicit nature of your remit, and the arguably marginal and peripheral nature of your influence on the central deliberations and decisions within the political process, that there could be a case for restructuring their action priorities in such a way as to eliminate your liquidation from their immediate agenda. You really do believe that Sir Humphrey exists, because surely no actor could ever become a character that duplicitous and verbose. So to create this extraordinary character, this duplicitous, Machiavellian, dreadful man, saying yes when he meant no, was an amazing achievement. They said that? That was the gist of it. He made a deal with us very early on that we wouldn't change any of those long speeches within three weeks of starting rehearsal for a particular episode. And when it came to the end of a series, he still had every single speech by heart, which I thought was awful, to have a perfectly decent mind cluttered up with that junk. Yes. Yes, he didn't seem to have a mental shredder. No. Bamboozling hapless ministers is top of Sir Humphrey's agenda. But how true to life is this relationship between the civil service and ministers? Our Committee for Comedy Analysis are on hand to shed light on this very private partnership. Gus, did you ever feel yourself...I mean, I'd say of the Cabinet Secretaries that I knew, that you were sort of, this is a compliment, the least Sir Humphreyish, in many, many ways. There were some moments. I would, I would sometimes default to my background of being an economist. I mean, one of the Yes, Minister episodes has this thing about, as a specialist, you can never make it to the top. And I would find myself talking about, you can imagine who with, neo-classical endogenous growth theory, and you'd think that Humphrey would have loved this. It was like, I remember that time when he says, "Your current conversational interlocutor is the person "who usually refers to themselves by use of the perpendicular pronoun." I thought, "I could never have said that." It's just so brilliant. Did you ever feel, as a civil servant, did you ever feel that you actually had more power than a minister? No. Never? Never. You do spend a lot of your time saying, "Are you sure, Minister?" You know, you want to make an announcement, particularly, I'd say, at party conference, there's been no work done on it, no one's looked at is this feasible, could we do it, how much is it going to cost? Announcements out of the blue, it is our job, we do say, "Stop, think." That's why I think we get the reputation of being cautious. Yes, Minister is spot on because when Hacker goes into his office and the Permanent Secretary reels out this long list of secretaries, "I'm the Permanent secretary. I have a Principal Private Secretary, you "have a Principal Private Secretary, they have Private Secretaries. "You will appoint a Parliamentary Private Secretary." And Hacker says, and this happened to me in way, Hacker says, "Does anyone type letters?" I remember going to Japan when I was Permanent Secretary at the Treasury and they translated my title into Japanese and back. And they laughed when I was introduced. And I said, "What did they say?" They said, "They described you as an eternal typist." THEY LAUGH Obviously, that means I do the letters! Do you mean to seriously tell me that if I transfer everything from here to here without even reading it, that's all I have to do? Yes. It'll be dealt with? Precisely. Properly? Immaculately. Well, what's a minister here for then? Err... Ministers have no managerial experience in the vast majority of cases. And they run, they turn up to run a giant bureaucracy, and they've never run anything before. And there is no induction, there is no training. Ministers going in never, very rarely, even talk to the ones going out. So it's not surprising that there are these, I can't get on with, I don't know what to do, they won't do what I tell them. They've never done anything of a managerial nature. And holding Jim's department together was his Principal Private Secretary, Bernard Woolley, whose job it was to remain the model of professional impartiality. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I don't think so, Minister. I'm not thinking anything, really. I think I begin to smell a rat. Oh, shall I get an Environmental Health officer? Bernard is, is an ear. He's somebody that the other two can talk to. He has his own character and his own issues, but structurally he's most important because he's a recipient of the point of view of both of the two main characters. Well, confidentially, Minister, everything you tell me is in complete confidence. So equally, and I'm sure you appreciate this, and by appreciate I don't actually mean appreciate, I mean understand that everything Sir Humphrey tells me is also in complete confidence. As indeed, everything I tell you is in complete confidence. And for that matter, everything I tell Sir Humphrey is in complete confidence. To discover just how difficult the job of being a real-life Bernard is, Derek Fowlds has been granted top security access to Whitehall's Cabinet Offices to meet the man who was a real-life Bernard, Robin Butler. I remember once when I went to Number Ten, somebody came up to me and said, "I'm Bernard". I said, "No, I'm Bernard". And he said, "No, that person's Bernard, "and the other bloke over there's Bernard." Yes. So you were Bernard? I was Bernard, yeah, for three years to Margaret Thatcher. So was it an accurate portrayal of Bernard? It was, yes. It was very accurate. I wouldn't say that Paul Eddington, Jim Hacker, was an accurate portrayal of Margaret Thatcher. No! But in my life, Derek, I've played Sir Humphrey, and I've played Bernard. Yes. Never had the chance to play Jim Hacker. You know, when I was playing Bernard, I always found it very difficult because I was in the middle. And sometimes I agreed with the Minister, then I'd agree with Sir Humphrey. And I had to walk a fence. I want to know, is that familiar? Very, very familiar. You were always absolutely charming, Derek. You were... Was I? Yeah, charming, you sat there and when you agreed with the Minister, Sir Humphrey would put you right quite quickly afterwards. I remember he used to take you into his study and sit you down, and tell you the error of your ways, if you agreed with the... Yes. Like a naughty schoolboy. ..with the Minister. Who was doing that to you, when you were...? Well, the Sir Humphrey when I was you was Robert Armstrong, Sir Robert Armstrong. Oh, I remember him, yes. Yeah. But he was a close friend. He'd been Sir Humphrey, he'd been Bernard before. And so he understood what it was all about. So, I don't think he ever had actually to reproach me. Now, I want to ask you a question. I've always wanted to ask you this. Who really does run the country? Is it the Government, or is it the civil service? The Government. I mean, you know, ministers, ministers... You said that without a pause. Well, because I've always believed it, actually. I think it's very important, you know, for the civil service to recognise that ministers are the elected people. They must have the final decision. And then it was my job to carry it out as efficiently as I could. So the buck stopped with them. The buck stopped with them. They were the ones who had to get re-elected. And you had to carry, carry it through? Yes. Even though you were against it? Yes. It's been a great pleasure. And, as I say, an honour. And it's lovely to see you again. And thank you, thank you so much. But for all Bernard and Sir Humphrey's institutional befuddlement, Hacker was about to be propelled to the top job. So, coming up, our committee casts judgment on our favourite fictional Prime Minister, Jim Hacker. No, no, look this is a good joke. And he is a very good joke but he's not a Prime Minister. And we look at how the show's number one fan muscled her way in on the act. I look forward to receiving your plan for abolition soon. Er, tomorrow, shall we say? The greatest satire about British bureaucracy is back. The new series of Yes, Prime Minister sees Jim Hacker holed up at Chequers trying to solve our financial woes. "Jim Hacker Saves Europe!" Yes. Nothing else can go wrong tonight, can it? Whilst our modern day Jim Hacker is tackling issues on a global scale, back in the '80s, Mrs Thatcher's problems were generally much closer to home, with riots, strikes and mass unemployment. But none of this stopped her tuning in to her favourite show. When you have time to watch TV, what's your favourite programme? I've just finished watching Yes, Minister. Do you ever watch that? No. Well, it was a take-off of a minister and his civil servant and it was marvellous. Some bits of it were totally true and some not so true. I'm not sure that Mrs Thatcher found anything terribly hilarious but she found it terribly amusing. In fact, Mrs Thatcher was so taken with the show that she engineered a rather bizarre meeting with its stars. One of the BBC's most popular comedy series won an award today from the National Viewers and Listeners Association. The series is Yes, Minister, about the conflicts between politicians and their civil servants. The award was presented by the programme's biggest fan. We were asked if we would accept an award from the National Viewers and Listeners Association. We were then told that Mrs Thatcher was going to present the award, which disturbed me, because that made it in some sense political. Then, about two days before it happened, we got the message saying that she had written a sketch, a really improbable notion! And my first thought was, "What the hell is she doing writing sketches "when she ought to be running the country "somewhat better than she's running it at the moment?" Thankfully, Mrs Thatcher did have better things to do than try her hand at comedy script writing. That job was left to her trusted Chief of Press, Bernard Ingham. I wrote it. Robin Butler, the Principal Private Secretary, titivated it. We rehearsed this. I remember counting 23 rehearsals in which she played herself. Robin Butler, her Principal Private Secretary, played Jim Hacker. And I, with monumental miscasting, played Sir Humphrey. What were they all doing? What about the country? I mean, that is the most grotesque scene. That's truly horrifying! No, it shows they're serious about rehearsal. HE LAUGHS With Thatcher ready to perform the sketch, all she needed was Paul Eddington and Nigel Hawthorne to agree to take part. Paul and Nigel phoned me in a great state, they were both well to the left of centre. And said, "How terrible, we don't want to act with Mrs Thatcher, "and anyway, she obviously can't act." So I said, "Well, it's up to you, if you don't want to do it, "you can say no." I don't think anybody said to her directly, "We don't want to take part." And I don't think that Mrs Thatcher was ever the sort of cuddly kind of person that you rang with bad news. So, in the face of great power, Paul and Nigel crumbled and took to the stage. I want you to abolish economists. CROWD LAUGH Abolish economists, Prime Minister? Yes, abolish economists, and quickly. All of them, Prime Minister? Yes, all of them. I look forward to receiving your plan for abolition soon. Er, tomorrow, shall we say? CROWD LAUGH I'd like you to announce it before it all leaks. Yes, yes, tomorrow. It was as frightful as I had feared. And what was really embarrassing was that thereafter everyone said, "Oh, didn't Mrs Thatcher appear in your show?" And that was just, you know, the unkindest cut of all, I thought. Capital, my dear Sir Humphrey. Capital. You'll know exactly where to start. Yes, Prime Minister. Politicians are generally less well regarded now. Obviously, in the '80s, what everyone thought about the policies, Mrs T was a strong Prime Minister, loved by some, loathed by others. But there was a respectful view of her power and strength. I also think actually Yes, Prime Minister, although it was satire and sent them all up, there was a kind of affection in there. Yeah. Yeah. ..For people who went into public service, be they politicians or civil servants. And I actually hate all this kind of anti politics stuff and I don't think politicians do nearly enough to push back on it. I completely agree with that. I mean, the issue for me is participation in politics, and in turn-outs at elections, people getting involved in things. I think we're starting to see that people really do have a civic spirit, just look at volunteering in the Olympics, you know. So I think anything which actually elevates people talking about politics, thinking about it, and actually with a bit of humour, and saying, "Actually these guys are trying to do tough things in a tough world." And they're real people. And they're real people and, you know, they play their games but actually they're trying to do the right thing. Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey were now the darlings of the establishment, but after penning three series on the minutiae of ministerial life, the writers decided to bring Yes, Minister to an end. We'd done 21 episodes. And that's fine. We'll be repeating ourselves, you know, we've taken nearly all the situations that are likely to crop up in a minister's life, and, um... We felt that was enough. Yeah. But in Hacker, the writers had created a national icon and the public pleaded for more. It would take two years of begging by the BBC's Director of Television, before Jonathan and Tony brought Jim back. When Bill Cotton phoned us we said, "Well, we don't want to do any more Yes, Minister, "but we could promote Jim to Number Ten." And, because as Minister of Administrative Affairs, he couldn't have anything to do with foreign policy. Espionage, the atom bomb. Defence. Or H-bomb. There was a whole range of subjects that he just wouldn't have been allowed to have anything to do with. The appointment of bishops. So the only answer was to make him Prime Minister so he could tackle all the other policy areas that interested us. Finally, on the 9th of January 1986, Jim Hacker was propelled to the top job and Yes, Minister became Yes, Prime Minister. I-i-i-is, is... Is it me? Yes, Prime Minister. The biggest shock, for me, was turning Yes, Minister into Yes, Prime Minister. Because I thought it's all very well to have a crazy minister who can barely cross a road and still be in charge of a department, but a Prime Minister? Isn't that going a bit far? But in fact, they triumphantly succeeded in making sure that Jim Hacker became Prime Minister and I think it got funnier. You always suspected, you always hoped through the Yes, Minister series that maybe one day, one day he might become Prime Minister. And it always felt that was the next logical chapter of the programme. So to see him there with the top job, very satisfying indeed. This is awful, we're another three points down in the opinion polls. Not the Government, only your personal rating. People watching at home will think, you know, is the Prime Minister really like this? Is any Prime Minister such a hopeless case? And the answer's no. But did I see Tony Blair or Gordon Brown ever in a Jim Hacker moment? Well, the answer is yes. But that was a tiny part of their sort of command, control, sense of purpose and Prime Ministerial quality. Forget policy and political strategies, top of Jim's agenda were appearance, popularity, ratings, and, most importantly, re-election. So let's see what our panel of government experts think. Well, Hacker was right to be obsessed with every passing headline because Hacker didn't have the necessary skill set to do the job, and if you haven't got the necessary skill set, you're going to be obsessed with your image. He didn't have a real sense of what he wanted to do with power. And so, therefore, I think, what, all you could do was advise him actually to find that kind of basic, core political and economic strategy, he never had that. It wasn't there, Alistair. And it wasn't there. That was part of the joke. Yeah. You know? Yeah. This guy floundering out there, you know? I think the nearest Prime Minister that he has resembled is Tony Blair. Do you? Oh, no. I can't see it. In characteristics, like... Oh, I couldn't, I couldn't ever see that. He doesn't resemble the others. He's not a John Major or... I thought you were going to say Ted Heath. I couldn't ever see Jim Hacker become Prime Minister. No. I agree with that. He's simply not real. He can't make up his mind, he's blowing in very direction, he's short term gimmickry, he grabs any headline. No, no he's complete... Cameron is the nearest. Do you think Cameron is the nearest? No, of course not. Cameron's the nearest to what Michael's just said. Absolute rubbish. No, no. No, no, look, this is a good joke. And he is a very good joke but he's not a Prime Minister. Nobody is exactly that, a Hacker-like figure but... But some of his, I mean he's like a kind of politician with the bonnet up, you see the, you know, he's, he does things out loud that other ministers would just think. And part of its success is that he says these things. I mean, you know, if a Permanent Secretary came and explained some policy that you didn't understand, you'd think, "Well, I'll wait till he's gone, "and then I'll talk to my special advisor." Hacker says, "I don't know what you're talking about." It's like somehow he's become Prime Minister by accident. He's become Prime Minister cos he makes a good programme, that's why he's there, you know? Yeah, but he's also quite a sympathetic character, isn't he? Yes! Yes. He's nice. Yeah. And would feel he looks more human, whereas Sir Humphrey is kind of something off a conveyer belt that's polished and sophisticated, but not the kind of person you'd meet down the pub. To lose one cabinet minister may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness. By 1988 Yes, Prime Minister and its predecessor Yes, Minister were firm favourites with viewers. In all, they bagged seven BAFTAs, with Nigel Hawthorne winning best comedy performer four times in a row. Forgive me, Minister. But after just two series, Hacker, Sir Humphrey and Bernard bowed out on the 28th of January 1988. We felt we'd done what there was to do, really, in that we'd be just sort of repeating ourselves if we went on. That was one of the reasons, the other reason was that Paul was becoming quite fragile, it was clear that his, there was, he had some serious illness, it wasn't known what it was. And he felt quite unwell. And most of the Yes, Prime Minister series, Paul is sitting in a chair. And it's not just because that's the way it was blocked, it was because of what he needed to do for most of the time. We weren't sure that by the time we'd written another series, because we took our time writing them, um, at what stage of health Paul would be in, or whether he would want to go on. Paul Eddington lost his battle with cancer in 1995 at the age of 68. His death was followed six years later by the passing of his 72-year-old co-star, Nigel Hawthorne. Even though the last episode aired in 1989, Yes, Prime Minister lives on and is now shown in 84 countries worldwide. In 2010 it became a hit stage show. And now it's back on TV. I'm absolutely beside myself with excitement for a new series of Yes, Prime Minister. I'm sort of slightly over excited, actually. I'm getting the popcorn in the microwave as we speak. The appetite is there, and the series will be, therefore, one can predict, a great success. Now pour a large sherry and make yourself comfortable as we go behind the scenes on the new series to meet its devilishly handsome guest stars. PARPS AND GURGLES And we discover why 2013 is right for Hacker's return. What I'll be really interested to see is whether, whether he tweets. And whether, and whether the Permanent Secretary tweets. Prime Minister... Oh, cheer up, Bernard, have a drinkie! Oh, don't look so worried! After a quarter of century in TV retirement, Britain's best loved Prime Minister, Jim Hacker, is back. The brand new series requires a brand new set. It's taken six weeks of planning, ten hours of construction, 34 highly skilled technicians, approximately 13 gallons of tea, and untold tins of biscuits. The result is a studio version of the Prime Minister's country residence, Chequers. Well, now. I haven't prepared anything to say in welcome, but I very much want to welcome our very welcome guest. Welcome! Holed up in Chequers for the weekend, Jim Hacker faces the challenge of a lifetime. A shaky oil pipeline deal could save Europe and solve the British financial crisis. But it comes with some unfortunate conditions. For me, what's great is that whoever's in office, they are all dealing with these problems. Yeah. And in this absolutely on the money series, we're dealing with, on the money, Euro crisis. Yeah. It's a central spine of these six episodes, is the Euro crisis. They are offered a massive loan. Yes. To get Europe out of the Eurozone crisis. Quite frankly, I am now profoundly suspicious about this whole Kumranistan loan. I mean, I don't know what else I don't know. Do you know? There are one or two things attached to the loan we don't want to give away. But it's a loan with conditions, and the conditions cause major ructions and problems, which Sir Humphrey and Bernard and Claire, the new special advisor, we try to help him, but in our helping way, cause him great hindrance. Yes. HE LAUGHS I mean, I find that working with David, who's Jim, and Henry, who is Sir Humphrey, is, I mean, it's very funny because I've been told that they have quite a long history working together, and so they're almost like a unit, and so it's quite funny coming in, and seeing them rather like a kind of double act. And as Bernard, I'm trying to sort of feather my way in, to try and work out where you fit. He seems to think he's in charge and we're just paid officials. Functionaries. Good God! It's not his business to interfere in the way Government is run. The cast get their scripts eight weeks in advance in order to learn the dialogue heavy episodes. Jonathan, who co-wrote it with Tony, is also directing. He's quite hard. He can be quite hard on, well not just me, but everyone. But the results, I think, are pretty good. So it's hard work, but, you know, it's, it's worth it, you know, for the end results. The actor playing Jim's new coalition partner rounds off the stellar cast, and I think we all know who he is! Hi, I'm George Clooney. And I'm playing Rory McAllister in an episode of Yes, Prime Minister. All the important decisions that affect us are taken in London. Have you any idea what that feels like? Of course I have. All the important decisions that affect us are taken in Brussels! I'm just terribly flattered to be asked, because the standard's incredible high. Beautifully done. Beautifully acted, beautifully written. I'm very, very glad to be doing it. It's slightly, slightly scary, if I'm honest. I find myself waking up in the night thinking, "Oh, God, am I going to get all these lines done by Sunday?" But then that's, that's just what actors have to do to get it right, you know. If you're not scared, you're not going to get it right. Will Scotland join the EU? We're already in the EU, Jim. No, we are. You won't be when you leave the UK, you'll have to apply for membership. Which would mean, of course, joining the euro. But you won't mind that, will you? Ooh! The euro. Mmm! That would be a good thing to join now, wouldn't it? HE PARPS AND GURGLES HE LAUGHS Can we have the groat back, please? Where is the satire around this Government going to settle? Is it Cameron/Clegg? Is it, um, is, is it Osborne? I can't... is it Bullingdon Club? I can't quite... Oh, no. It's going to be who gets credit for the good bits and who gets the blame for the bad bits. But when it comes to it, as you get closer to the election, the jockeying that will go on, and there'll be lots of fun as to how, how one side or the other, one minister or the other, can pretend that this was all them, and it wouldn't have happened if it had been left to the others. That will be, that will be the interesting satire. Who delivered? Whose idea was it? As you, as you take it forward, the one thing about coalition you never have, we've got two unusual things. We've got a fixed term parliament, so 7th of May, 2015, the next election day. So how have you got, you know, I can imagine as Cabinet Secretary, Sir Humphrey saying, trying to keep the show on the road, keep everybody together. But actually, the two parties wanting to differentiate their product, and say, "Well, actually, we did all the good bits, "and that was cos of that lot." Michael, your old department, how do you think you would have managed a coalition department? A bit like I managed the other departments, because all governments are coalitions. I mean, if you are a Prime Minister, you preside over a party but every party's a coalition, and every government has to be balanced to reflect geography, sex, region, you know, the principalities, whatever it may be, and... Sex particularly, really. THEY GIGGLE Well, this, you know, I think we can agree with us, unanimous, across the party spectrum, that sex is here to stay, under all parties. I mean, let's not get controversial about that, for God's sake. And we've got Fifty Shades of Grey around the table, looking at you. Very good, Gus. Well that's getting a bit, bit, err... What I'll be really interested to see is whether, whether he tweets. And whether, and whether the Permanent Secretary tweets! I can absolutely guarantee the Permanent Secretary will not tweet. Some civil servants tweet. They do. They do. Perhaps the first episode will be about him coming to terms with social media. There are people working for government whose responsibility is advising on tweeting and all those things. We may today have designed the first programme. Perhaps one of the most memorable elements of Yes, Prime Minister is the hand-drawn title sequence. For this brand new series, world-famous satirical artist Gerald Scarfe has returned to wave his magic pencil over the faces of the new cast. It has to look something like the old titles so people can recognise it but obviously it has to have a fresh, new approach. At the moment, I'm feeling my way. I'm here today sketching the characters so I get some kind of feeling of them. A caricature comes from the character of the person themselves and it's not just a face with a big nose. David here, I haven't quite got. He's got these black, smiling eyes. But being an actor, he's moving all the time. He's changing all the time. That's the value of coming here and seeing them because if you look at a photograph, it's not moving, if you look at them, their face is malleable the whole time. I'm not the sort of artist who maps it all out in pencil first then slavishly goes over the lines. I work very impulsively and therefore never quite know what it's going to look like eventually. After 18 months of preparation and weeks of meticulous rehearsal, the team records the new series of Yes, Prime Minister in front of 320 eagerly-awaiting audience members. Sorry, I'm late. It's been a terrible day. Any particular reason? You've read about the Cabinet split? Yes. And you've seen what's happened to the FTSE? Yes. And the pound? Yes. And the inflation forecast? Yes. And the rising unemployment figures? Yes. So how many particular reasons do you want? I'll be tuning in. I'll be watching it again and again. I'll be taking notes. And wishing... It was only when I was doing my political science degree at university, that if I'd seen all this before I'd written my papers, I'd have been much better informed. I might have got a better degree. Did that mean yes or no? I will certainly be tuning in to the new series. I hope to get a job on it. HE LAUGHS Don't you think that "yes" and "no" are rather unspecific in their application? I thought it went very well. I thought they were very good audience. I thought the actors were wonderful, but then I expect nothing less of this great cast. The first night went brilliantly. It's fantastic to have an audience out there. Which brings it to life, so relieved that it's over and pleased that they enjoyed it. I thought it went very well. It's a great feeling. We both struggle away with our characters for weeks of rehearsal and then we get to this moment where the audience lift the lid off. Don't you feel that, Henry? It's nice to be buoyed up. I feel buoyed up by the audience's affection for these characters. Absolutely. Absolutely. Coming back and doing this show was fun. I hope it goes on being as much fun as it was today. |
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