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You Can't Say No (2008)
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Hey, does that thing still even run? Yeah, yeah it does. My dad wants to buy your house. Cool. And flip it. Oh. Great. That's just what the neighborhood needs. I also heard your wife was a total MILF. What? What did you just say? Dude, do you even know what a MILF is? Mother I'd love... Okay. Get outta here. Go on. My dad also says you're a total fucking loser. Oh yeah, well you tell your dad to go eat a bag of dick donuts. Hey guys, how are ya? Enjoy your walk. Little shit. Hey baby when you go to the right I make you nervous day or night I wanna hold you in your fantasy 'Cause you got me and that will be alright Losin' you is all I gotta do I'm so excited I don't know what to do Yeah baby when you don't feel right 'Cause losin' you will keep me up at night Hey baby when you go to the right I make you nervous in the middle of the fight You want to show me that you go down tight But you got me and it'll be alright - Losin' you - Dad! Oh, what's up dude? - How's it going? - Hi Dad. Hey sweetie. How was camp? I don't remember. How do ya not remember? I don't remember. How does he not remember? How do ya not remember what... The counselors gave a performance today. Oh that's right. How did it go? Good. If you ever get a new phone I can text you the video. Okay smarty pants. Where's your mom? - She's in the... - Are you going - on a trip? - I am gonna - go on a trip. - I was talking. So? So maybe you should grow up. So maybe I should tell Dad about your girlfriend. You are so stupid. Oh my god, Mom! Mom, Penny hit me on the head. You're just being such a little dweeb. I didn't do anything. Girlfriend? You apologize to your brother. Sorry. And you do the same. Sorry. You know we're a family. We really gotta stick together. Now why don't you two go to your rooms for some quiet time. Okay? - I love you. - I love you too, buddy. And I love you. Hey, I love you. Hey. Hey. Oh I got this. Okay. What are these? Oh, where did you get those? What are they and they do they have rice in them? They're nothing. Can I have them? No. But they're fun. Well they're Mommy's and you can't have them. Dang it. To your room buddy. Quiet time. What are those? I'm getting new boobs. Really? You never told me you wanted me you wanted new boobs. Do I need to tell you? The kids ruined mine and I want new ones. So why do you have bags filled with rice? I'm size testing. Those are big. When are you back from your dad's? Monday night. Are you sure you wanna take your bike? Yeah, why? Because last time you went on a long trip it broke down. These came from the attorney. They need to be signed and back by Thursday. I will sign them and get them to you. Okay. Oh shit! I have an interview on Wednesday. Can you watch the kids for a couple hours? What do you have an interview for? Sales. But you hated sales. My severance isn't gonna last forever though, is it? Well I will watch them while you go but you can't forget things like this, 'cause what if I wasn't free, what if I was busy? Don't forget you need to clean out your shop from the garage by next Friday. I know. I'll do it when I get back. I'm gonna go. Will you give your dad and Miles a hug for me? Yeah I will. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye kids. - Bye Dad. - I love you. - Love you. - Love you Dad. I'll miss you. Well I'm moving back to Rosa 'Cause I think I miss the feeling Of that smooth concrete beneath my feet I miss my glories I think I must be going 'Cause this town just ain't be showin' The same kind of lovin' that Going back to Santa Rosa Yes I'm going back to Santa Rosa He's gone. How are you? - I'm okay. - No you're not. I'm okay. Come over. I have the kids. Oh, right, yeah. Well how are you and Grant doing? Well you're never gonna believe this but Grant and I have agreed. Oh my god, Jenny are you serious? Yes. - Ew. - So good. I can return the favor. Wow, okay. How, how did you pick someone? Well, we just met at a bar. And that worked for you? Totally. You guys should try it. What was that? That was nothing. I'm fine. I'm really happy that you guys worked it out. It's good. Why don't you come and see us this weekend? You haven't been over for a while. I know I would like to but I'm just not sure I can get away this weekend. You deserve to get away. I know, I do deserve it. Okay, well I have to go. I love you. Love you too. Thanks. Oh, totally busted you in my campsite. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you up. I was just down by the lake taking some pictures and then I got lost on my way back up. No problem. Beautiful bike. I'm Allison. Hank. Well the least I can do since I woke you up is offer you a cup of coffee. Well since you're offering, sure, yeah. Great. I am right over there. Somewhere over there. Yes. Well are you sure? No, I'm not. But I hope so. Alright, well I'll find it. Great. I'll see you in a bit. - Cool, thank you. - Cool. Don't get lost. Getting lost is the fun part. Hey, bring your bedhead. Okay, I will. You guys are gonna have fun with Nana. I will see you back on Monday. Where are you going? Well I just have to take a little adventure by myself. Why? Because when people get divorced they need to find themselves again. What? I read it on the internet. I love you Mom. Mwah, I love you. Grown up. Bye. Can I come with you? Well next time, okay? Aw. Do you miss Dadda? I miss him. Dad is fun. I love you. Bye. If I have to pick, I'd say Jamaica. Alright. Yeah. You've really been everywhere. I love traveling. It just, you know it gets a little lonely sometimes by myself. But you know but... Why don't you get a travel partner? No, only sometimes, maybe. But no. Yeah, the right partner. The right partner, perhaps. So what do you do? Um, right now nothing. But I'd like to get back to my old business one of these days. Your old business being? I make, I make underwear for dogs. Really? No. No not really. Fuck you. No I actually, I make things outta metal. This is my best seller. Wow. That's actually really cool. Opens beer bottles. - No way. - Yeah. That's cool. I would definitely buy one. Well thank you. But I need more than one sale to support my kids. Right. So, where did you sell them? An out of date website. HankMurphysGarage.com. - Sounds good. - Bad ass. I'm keeping this. It's yours. Dude, if you really love this you should get back to it. You're right. I always am. Wow, okay, I'll remember that. - You should. - Okay. So I was thinking of going swimming later. Do you wanna come? Okay, I would love to come. But, my dad's expecting me. I should, I should get going. Okay, your loss. Ouch. Well if you wander and get lost again you should get lost in Santa Rosa. Come by the vineyard. Aw, I might just do that. You should. Well, thank you for the caffeine fix. You're very welcome. I had a really good time with you. Me too. Next time you are coming swimming with me though. Okay bossy, I will come swimming with you. - Yeah. - Okay. Well do you need help - cleaning this mess up? - No, no no no. - Go. - Are you sure? - I got it. - Okay. Don't leave the butter out too long. No, never. Okay, thank you. Safe travels. Careful driving that thing. You too. - Don't worry. - Okay. Bye. Do do do do Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do Do do do do do do do God dammit. The time has come for me to be free I wanna travel the world, I got things to see And I know my feet How's it going man? Alright. Need a hand? Actually you got a phone I could use? Of course. There you go. Thank you. Nice bike. Thanks. She'd be a lot nicer if she was running. Hey, the password's beer. Beer, that's a good password. Thanks. Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. No luck. No luck. Need a ride into town? Yeah, alright. Alright, thanks. Cool. Help you get your gear. Thank you. Yeah. I'm Will, man. Hank. So, I don't mean to be nosy, but I mean, you're riding an old bike and got a lotta camping gear. You ain't got no cell phone? I threw it at a moving car. Why the hell'd you do that? It was getting me into trouble. Oh. Guns don't find themselves you know. Guess you don't got kids, huh? Two of them. Hey bro, you should get a phone. Thank you Will. I'll send one of my boys to pick it up. Should I go with him? Nah, go have a beer or something. Any good places around here? Hella Cool bar three blocks that way. You can leave your gear here if you want. Okay, awesome, thank you. More than true and hanging lights Like wrinklees left on the line For the Tommy Silvers And air so fully But now I know Just exactly where I stand. Also we talk with Bob Weir, the singer, songwriter and guitarist and founding member of the Grateful Dead. His new album is inspired by his time working on a Wyoming ranch when he was 15. In the evening the old boys would pop a cork and they'd tell stories and sing songs. And I was the kid... Here you go. Um, thank you, that looks good. Bathroom? First door on the right. Thank you. My sheets are tearing I can't get out of bed Somebody body call in a doctor To come and fix my head I've got it bad, really bad, let me tell you why But I don't feel too hot She's got me on the good one now And I can't help but play along Hey, hey, hey Whoa Alex? I am so sorry. I'm gonna just buy you another beer right now. I didn't have any of your burger though. I did have a fry. I can't believe I just did that. Nice one. What are you doing here? Well I was on my way to Jenny's for the weekend. And I saw your bike being loaded up. And the guys at the auto shop said that you were here. Where are the kids? With Nana. Looks like you found some company. What can I get ya? I would love a little something something. And can you get him a beer too? She drank mine. Sure, two beers coming up. Thanks. So which way are you going over to your dad's? Going east to Squaw Bridge. Oh I love that bridge. I'm gonna jump off. What? Oh that didn't sound right, did it? No, it did not. That bridge is really high. Yeah, but the water's really deep. I've wanted to jump off since I was a kid. Why is it so important that you jump off now? I don't know, Alex. Life's short. I don't wanna be laying on my death bed, saying to myself god dammit, I wish I'd jumped off that bridge. You sound like your dad. Here you go. Thank you. And for you sir. Sorry about that. Can we get the check? Yeah sure, of course. I'll be right back. Thanks. I'm going with you to the bridge. Why? Well if you die, then someone should really be there. It's a long way down. I know. Are you sure you're in the right spot? I think so. And people jump off this bridge all the time, right? You're freaking me out Alex. Jump, you pussy! Fuck you! Wow. Monday morning. Yeah, some time Monday. Bike needs a new part. Won't be here until Monday. What are you gonna do? See if my dad can come get me. You wanna use my phone? Nah, I'm gonna finish up in here and head over to the bar. Do you want a ride to your dad's? That's totally outta your way. I'm fine. Okay. Alright. Yeah okay. Have fun at Jenny's. Hank. What else haven't I known about you all these years? So you're proposing that we play a divorced couples Truth or Dare? Yeah, if you wanna call it that. But each day I pick one thing and you pick one thing that we can do or ask each other. Like? Like jump off Squaw Bridge. Which I didn't do. Yeah but now the rule is you can't say no. What if you pick something and I don't do it? Then the game is over and you're a loser. Oo I hate losing. How you guys doing on those beers? Oh, we're good. Can I get you anything else? Yes, do you have two pens and a piece of paper? I do. Thank you, we will give these back. Okay. Alright. So if can also be anything that you always wanted to do with one another but maybe never asked. Like? Like I don't know, I mean use your imagination. Oh don't be creepy. Just make your choices and fold, like write on one side and then fold it and put your initial on the top. Two. Oh thank you Mrs. Alex. Oo, is that how you treat your students? Yeah, when they're really bad. Are you in or out? I'm in. Great. Okay. I have a question. Is it one of your four? Seriously? I mean if you want an honest answer. Okay, fine. I'm using my first one. The game starts now. Were you really going to Jenny's? Huh, first question. No. She's so good. At least we made some pretty amazing kids. I guess now we know it's girlfriends for Penny, huh? God, I know. For now. God, she sure sends you a lot of emoticons. I like it. I think it's her way of reminding me that she loves me. Where are we going? To the city. I have a friend that's gonna hook us up. What does that mean? That's my dad. Oh, answer it. Hey Dad. Henry, what are you doing? I'm in the car with Alex. You're on speaker phone, so don't say anything inappropriate. Hi Alexandra. Hi Buck. My grandkids in there? No. You two getting back together? Dad! What do you want? You still coming up here? We are at some point. We? Alex is giving me a ride. Why are you calling her phone? Well I sort of got into a car accident this morning. How do you sort of get into a car accident? Are you okay? Do you need us to come pick you up? No, no no, I'm fine. I'm in the hospital now in town. God damn insurance thing. Don't worry about it. Miles is coming to get me. What happened? Dad? He hung up. That's so your dad. I should go. Yeah, we should go. Oh my god. Let me help you. Oh Alex, thanks. Oh what the hell did you do to your neck, Dad? It's nothing. They're just making me wear this damn thing so I don't sue 'em. Well I'm sure if you're wearing it it's for a reason. You ever check in? Guys. Hi! - I thought that was your car. - Miles! - What the hell did you do? - He said you were gorgeous. Aw, you look great too. Hey, Hankie. Oh hey Miles. Oo, we just got back from the hospital. That's great. Here Dad, put this behind your back. Oh no no no no no, here, look what I got. I just went by my house. Here. This has 15 different massage settings on it. Yeah, I think there's an outlet right back there. Do you mind plugging that in? All Shiatsu my friend. Well thank Miles. Anything for you Bucko. And listen, if you need an extra set of hands around the vineyard, anything at all, you just gimme the word, okay? I'm fine and I don't need anything. So good to see you guys. You gotta come up here more often. I know. I wish we could. Alex and I are... I don't know what I would do without your old man. It's so special what he does with my grapes. - Ugh. - Yeah, the 2014 Syrah. - Yes. - Double gold. Did you hear that? Yeah! Anyway I gotta get back to the fundraiser. You guys should come by the pillow fight. It starts in a few minutes. Pillow fights? Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. Hey, you can go if you want. - I think I will. - I'll stay here with Dad. Yeah. Can you enter? Yeah, $20 donation and then you get to challenge somebody. Great, I challenge you. Seriously? Yeah, I'm gonna use my first one. On a pillow fight? I can use it for whatever I want. You scared? No, I'm not. You're on. Oh, I wish I could see this. - Oh sweet. - Let's do this. Oh and Matilda's gonna come by with some food for you in a little bit, Bucko. Okay? Uh Miles, I've told you time and again don't call me Bucko or I'll knock your teeth out. Well not now because Alexandra's here and I got this on. Sorry. I just think you're gonna like her, that's all. It's my new chef. She's so amazing. Oh and I almost forgot those DVDs from eBay, they just arrived. Dad you can't do that. Sit back and relax, alright? Yeah. - Okay. - Rest up for Kung Fu night, Bucko. Hmm, yeah great. You just, you know what, why don't you all leave me alone? - Just get on outta here. - Gees, grumpy. Skate on outta here. See you later Grumpus. So long grump. Pull a pump up. It's good to see you two. Together. The wagon broke down somewhere outta town. I think so, yeah. Have you tried the Samurai red yet? No I haven't, but I will. It's fabulous. I'm sure it is, Miles. All thanks to your dad. Miles. - Hi. - There you are. When are we doing the pillow fights? I'm challenging you. Oh that's terrific. This is Hank and Alex. These are my friends. This is Pepper and she just works here at the winery. Okay, cool. Hey, what's up Hank? How's it going? Alex. Are we having an after party here tonight? No, no, no we're not. Where are the pillows? They're in my car. Come with me. I can't. I actually, I have to, thanks so much. Sign up Alex, here for the fundraiser et cetera. Hank are you available? Uh, sure. - Yeah. - Terrific, 'cause Alex and I actually, we really need some alone time. Okay. Alone time, okay. Come on stud. Yeah, let's go. God I gotta come up with an excuse for firing her. She cannot take a hint. I'm sorry for using you like that. Oh no, I don't mind. Ugh. I hope Hank doesn't mind either. Yeah, he doesn't care. You know we're not together anymore. Really, what? We're signing divorce papers next week. Oh my god, what happened? Hank had an affair. - No. - Yeah. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Well, we had other issues, trust me. I mean if it wasn't him it probably would've been me. Jesus, I'm sorry. What are you doing here together then? That's a great question with a complicated answer. Yeah? I, I need a drink. Let's go over here. The leaves are green black He's been with that girl the last couple of hours. Hasn't he? - Alex? - Yeah. Whoa, you alright? - Yeah. - No, she's... I knew it. Are you and Miles dating? Is that what's going on? No. It's that he's so into that girl that he's with. Really, you think so? Yeah, it's obvious they're both so into each other. No. There's no way. Yes. Drink. Uh no, I'm good. I'm good, thank you. Are you okay? Are you alright? Huh? Ugh, oh okay. Alright. Ah yeah. You're gonna be okay. Um hmm, I know. Is he watching? Is who watching? Oh god! What the hell? Ugh. That's disgusting. That was gross. You puked in my mouth! Ugh. I'm going back. Don't tell Miles. Who is it? I'm Matilda. I brought you something to eat. Just a sec. God dammit. Ow. Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, come in. Oh. I can't reach my clothes. I'm... Thank you. Do you need clothes? Honestly? No, I actually prefer to be in my underwear. Okay. Oh that looks good. Ow! Damn. I'll help you if you put clothes on. Okay, fine. Hey, here. Nevermind. I mean if you wanna try it, I'm here for you. I mean I'll even try to stay outta your way. I don't know. No, whatever you need. Seriously. A shoulder to cry on. Look here, a lid to keep the sun away from your fair beautiful skin. - Thank you. - Looks like you guys are having a good time. We are. Oh, thank you for getting those pillows. We're fighting first. Good. That's good. Miles is doing some really cool stuff these days. Oh is he? That's so great. How is Pepper? Oh she's so funny, hilarious. Hey, everybody come over here. I've got a microphone and some words for you. Miles is doing such good things for schools these days. Oh yeah? God that's so great. He's looking really good too. Hello everybody, thank you so much for coming out. Friends, Sonomans, strangers on my property. I wanna thank you all for coming out for this wonderful cause today. Your local schools. Give yourselves a huge round of applause. Thank you so much for being here. And now our first friends up. We have Hank and Alex. Alex, guys, choose your pillows. Choose them wisely. Here are the rules, folks. Three knock downs is a knock out. You got it? You can only use your pillows. You cannot punch, you cannot kick, you cannot scratch, you cannot shove. If you break these rules you're automatically disqualified. Folks, let's let these games begin. You have fun in the parking lot? Just as much fun as you had with Miles. Good, 'cause you can do whatever you want with whoever you want. Good, then you won't care that she kissed me. Get her Hank! Destroy her for me. The boy goes down. Wow. It looks like we have an incredibly powerful contender here. There's a lotta story here to this fight. And he's back up. Folks, what's gonna happen next? I hate you! Then it's a good thing we're getting divorced. Oh that's not okay. Oh hey, hey hey! That's what I was talk. I'm afraid folks that we have an automatic disqualification for my friend Alex Murphy. It's not Murphy. It's Jackson! How was the pillow fight? That bad, huh? Here. Try some of this. It's yum. Fountain Grove Appalachian. I don't feel like drinking wine. Just try it. I wanna know what you think. Jesus Christ Dad. Relax. It's for the pain. Didn't the hospital give you pain pills? This works better. Where do you get weed? Miles. How's the wine? 'Course you got weed from Miles. What, did he buy a weed farm for cancer patients somewhere? What? What's wrong with you? Where's Alexandra? Don't know and don't care. By the way that's some damn good wine, Dad. I know. Do you like this one? It's a little, like sweet. Which was unexpected for this kind. Hello Hank. Can we talk? Talk. Can we talk outside? Fine. Hey, did you give my dad weed? Nirvana. - What? - Nirvana, that's the name of the weed. It's good for pain and sleeplessness. Oh wow, that sounds really good. Yeah it is, would you like some? - No. - Okay. Why are you even here? I don't know why I'm here. Maybe I should leave tomorrow. I don't want you to leave. I was just, I was just jealous of you and Miles. Is that why you kissed slutty McGhee? I didn't kiss her. She molested me in the parking lot and puked in my mouth. That chick is insane. That's gross. It is gross. Is that why you kicked my ass today? Yeah, I'm sorry. Just, the past came back to me with that chick. So you're really jealous of Miles? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. You, he's paying all this attention to you and he's doing fundraisers for school kids. And he's rich and he's giving my dad Shiatsu massage pillows. Seriously, Hank. This isn't easy for me to admit, you know. I don't even have a job. I know it isn't easy for you. But, it's good that you're talking about it. I'm glad that you're talking about it. Can we keep playing the game tomorrow? You sure that's such a good idea? You backing out? I am not! Am I interrupting? - No. - Good. - No you're not. - Good. I found those pills that we discussed earlier. What's that? Molly, round two tomorrow. Yeah, Alex told me all about what you guys are doing. I just think it's so bold and it sounds like good fun. - I'd really like... - What the hell haven't you guys talked about? Oh. I'm sorry. I'm gonna go pour some more wine. Maybe put on a few tunes. - Alright. - Sounds great. I caught my dad smoking weed today out of a bong. It's not funny. It's definitely funny. Coffee? Oh my god, yes. Um, that's good. Um hmm. And these our papers? Um hmm. Are you still up for the magic pill pick today? Yes I am. Okay, here goes. Alright. Oh Hank, seriously? Ha, your rules. I hated that job in high school. Well that's why I never asked. This is really your fantasy. You have no idea what that outfit did for me as a teenager. What outfit, what magic pills? Those my Pop-Tarts? - Yeah. - Will you make me one? Um hmm. I'm gonna go shower so I can go into town and mug some poor girl after her shift. Oh do you think you can handle finding us a place to stay tonight? I'm already on it. Wow. Gees, don't seem so shocked. - Yeah. - There you go. Um hmm. Ah. Uh, what's going on between you and Alexandra? What do you mean? Well most people about to get divorced don't do the things you two seem to be doing. I don't know, it's complicated Dad. Probably like you and Mom were. No. That wasn't complicated. I just fucked it up. I regretted it ever since, too. Mind if Alex and I go somewhere tonight? No no, no problem. It's Kung Fu night. I used to ask you to watch Kung Fu movies with me all the time. Did I? No, but you like watching it with Miles now. Oh. Henry, Miles is just this lonely kid trying to figure it all out. I mean he's got lots of money now because of what happened and I'm sure not a day goes by where he doesn't wish he had his dad or the rest of his family with him instead of me. Now can I have my Pop-Tarts? Hmm, num num. Oh and would you go and get my clothes from the bedroom? Really? I'm taking Matilda out to the vineyard today. Okay. You can open your eyes now. - What? - Check it out. No! - Oh! - Yes. Yes! Uh huh. Well done. I hear there's a tree net on the property somewhere too. Seriously? That's excellent. Woo, watch your head. Whoa, this place is badass. - Yes. - Yes! This tiny little stove. That is a loft. Beers in the fridge. Oh, there's an outdoor shower. Deck, whoa. We're in a tree, we're staying in a tree tonight. We're staying in a tree. - That's right. - That's right. Let's get a beer. No prob. Thanks. Let's go find this tree net. Let's do it. Pills? You sure you wanna do this with me? Are you sure you wanna do this with me? That looks so goody on you. Thank you. That's an amazing flower. I think it's super beautiful. You know what I always hated about you? What? You always shut me out when you were mad. I know. You know what I always hated about you? What? It's that you never trusted me to make a decision on my own. I'm sorry. I know, I'm sorry. Me too. Me too. I always hated all the mess piles you left around the house. You wanna kiss me? Yes. I do. That's Penny. Penny? Hi Mom! Oh hi sweeties. Hey, hey kids. Oh hey Dad. What are you guys doing together? We are on a tree net. Here, this is the ground. Whoa, that's awesome. Wow, you're really high. What's so funny? You guys are acting kinda weird. Nothing sweetheart. Your brother's right, we're really high. In the trees. Yep, in the trees. What's going on? Are you with Hank? - Oh, hey Nana! - Hi. I can't see you anymore, it's frozen. Oh I can see you just fine. Bye Mom, love you kids. I can't believe we just talked to our kids online. We're horrible parents. So horrible. I wanna remember this moment. I'm gonna take a picture. Um pictures. You want me to do it? Okay, you take some. It's nice. I wanna tell her that I love her so I wanna tell her that I love her so I wanna tell her that I love her so I like your boobs. You do? I like them a lot. - Wow. - In fact, I like them so much, I wrote a song about them. What? Wrote it a long time ago. Just never told you. You are full of it. You never wrote a song about my boobs. I totally did. Well sing it. Okay fine. Wrote this when I was going through my R&B phase. You never went through an R&B phase. Shh. You just close your lips and open your heart, baby. Baby I love your boobs And I don't want you to change them They are so firm and plump and sweet They're like a midnight treat, yeah Oo B double O-B-I-E-S Baby I L-O-V-E your boobs What do ya think? That is the corniest and most sweet song I've ever heard. Well I'll that as a compliment. You wanna touch them? Yes I do. Touch the other one. Okay. I wanna feel your skin. Um hmm. I'm ready to do yours. Let's go. Are you ready? Yes. Is this what you wanted? You look so hot. Just like the girl who meets the landlady. Oh yeah. Come here. Oh gimme that corn dog. Did you really just say that? Oh god, right there. Yeah. Hey. I forgot to tell you but I think my dad has a crush on Matilda. That's very cute. Isn't it? Hello. - Oh. - Good morning. Um. I had fun with you yesterday. I did too. You first. You're finally trusting me. - Oh that one. - I'm excited. I can't believe I'm finally letting you. Why? Mine's not a forest and you like it. Alright, fair enough. Fair enough. Since when? A long time. Why didn't you ever say anything? We haven't been the most open couple in the past few years. Wow. A three way. Whew. Should we do mine first? I think we should. Probably a good idea. Alright. Cheers to a good day. Alright, you're gonna be careful, right? Is that the new Gillette ball shaver? Don't laugh. This is an extremely delicate procedure you're about to perform. Okay that's a lotta shaving cream. Oh yeah, okay. That sounds right. Ah. Ready? Shit, yes okay, go. Um hmm. Ah, whew. You know if you mow the lawn around a mailbox, the mailbox looks much bigger. The mailbox is plenty big, okay? Ah! I'm gonna need you to hold 'em up and stretch 'em out. Ah, hold 'em and stretch 'em, okay. Here we go. So how are we gonna pick the girl? Ow! What girl? The girl for the three way. I never said anything about there being a girl. No fucking way. You have to. I do not. Really? Do remember your teenage fantasy last night? That's totally different. How is that different? Ouch! God dammit. A guy? You know what, you weren't upset when you thought it was a girl. Ow! Shit. It's just a little knick. You'll be fine. Have you always wanted two dudes? I have. Okay, you know what, I'm done. I'm done. Okay you need to lie down because it looks like a train wreck down here. Oh god. Okay. Say I do do this. How's it gonna work? Anything goes. No, no no no no. We need rules. Ah that tickles. That tickles. Okay. Unlike you, I haven't been with anyone else in 16 years. And I'm giving you the opportunity to be there when I do. You take it or leave it. Okay. Fine. Good luck finding a dude that's gonna be into that sorta thing. Miles is into it. Miles! You're joking, right? You're fucking with me. Yes, I will be fucking both of you. Okay. You're done. Hey... God dammit. I look like a six year old boy. With a super large mailbox. Where's Alexandra? Having dinner with Miles. Didn't feel like going, huh? Nope. Something wrong? No. Stop worrying. I'm not. I know you better than that. You should really put your neck brace on Dad. You know I really hate it when people tell me what to do. Yeah, you and me both. Um. That's a little sweet. Sir, care for a tini? Sure. Hey. Hey. And here is your twist. Whatever you guys need, I'm here for you. Should we do this? Yeah, let's go. Alright. I will just fire up the playlist and I will meet you guys in the master. Do you really wanna do this? Let's do this. Alright. Does anyone need lip balm? A little refresher. Thank you. Hey! No, no. Oh someone is very smooth. Hey Miles, I... Oh my god! Whoa. Dad! Oh god. - Um. - Alex. I just wanted to know if you had any more, you know weed. Oh god. - Um. - I do. - Need any help? - No! - Miles. - Alex. I think we should leave them alone. Alex. Talk to me. I know it was embarrassing but we did it together, right? I never wanna do that again. I can't believe your dad walked in. At least he wasn't in his underwear. I'm not ready to come out, okay? Here's your clothes. And a pillow. Ah! You okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm not going anywhere. Okay. Whoa. Oh hey, Matilda and I are cooking a family meal tomorrow. You wanna come? - Yeah. - Oh good. You okay? I talked to Jenny before I left. And she said that a three way helped her and Grant connect. I don't know what I was thinking. We've been connecting. I know. I just wanted more. So, are you into Miles? No, god no. I just, wanted to try to make us work. 'Cause Jenny and Grant made it work and I thought we would work too. I think they made it work because they love each other. This is gonna suck. Maybe it won't. I don't know. Morning. What are you doing? Making my stew for family dinner. Matilda's coming over to help. Alex is going home tonight, Dad. Excuse me. I'd really love it if you would stay for dinner Alexandra. It would make me very happy. Okay. Oh. Can you go into town and get me some stuff? Sure, what do we need? I need a loaf of fresh bread and some local beer in bottles. Okay. You wanna come with me, need anything? No, I'll stay. Good. You can help us with dinner. Okay. You know I think I'm gonna go take a shower though. I'll be back down in a bit. Can I watch? Jesus, Dad. You know what you need? You need some of my homemade, organic ground coffee. That sounds good. No high fructose corn syrup. Thanks. Oh that's good, Dad. Hank. Allison. - Hey! - Hey. I was just about to come up to the vineyard. Oh man I wish I knew you were coming. Dad and I aren't there today. Oh. No worries. I'm gonna be in town for a couple of days. Yeah? I'm staying up at the campsite up in the park. That's a great spot. Dad and I used to hike there all the time. Um hmm. Nice. How was the rest of your motorcycle trip? Oh, it sucked. Why? 'Cause my bike broke down. Oh no. - Uh huh. - Bummer. I get to pick it up tomorrow though. Hey, do you want me to give you a ride? I would love you giving me a ride, yeah. That came out wrong, didn't it? Did it? Just I've got it covered already. Alright. Hey, you do know that's the second time you turned me down, right? Uh yep. Here's my number. It was really nice to see you again. Was good to see you too. Let me know when I can come up to the vineyard and meet that crazy dad of yours. I will. - Alright. - Good to see you. Cool. Good to see you too. - Okay. - Alright. Have fun shopping. Yeah, have fun driving and drinking. I will. Bye. Have a nice day. - It's a character... - Ah, good year. Apparently twins and IBS can skip a generation. Nice ring. Oh Henry makes them. Wow. You should really start making these again. I wish I could afford to. This stew is so good. Oh I'm glad you like it. It's different than your usual, Dad. Well Matilda help me with that. She added her own sherry and... A lot of sherry. That's so sweet. Well man, I am done. Oh god, here we go. Hey, at least I'm wearing my brand new four and half pocket blue shorts. Woo woo. Dad those shorts are purple. - No they're not. - They're purple. Can you tell him those are purple shorts. No, let me take a closer look. I think they might be lilac. These are, oh maybe they're lilac. Alright, I'm going in the hot tub. I'll clean up. Oh, hot tub, yeah. No you guys, do not. I'll clean up. I will clean up. I'll clean up. Please. Alright. You coming in? I might. I think I'm gonna go pack. Alexandra you are not driving home tonight. Okay. I need to use the little girls room. Oh yeah, use the one in my bedroom. And knock, you never know who you're gonna walk in on. Oh Jesus Dad. - Too soon, too soon. - Hey, hey, what do they say about not being able to take a joke? So last night was... I don't wanna talk about it. Ever. It's just the thing about last night. Is that... Dude. Sorry. I just wanted to say I think of you like a brother. You realize how weird that sounds now, right? You're like a brother to me too. You know I've been thinking about Hank Murphy's Garage. What about it? I thought you were gonna come in. What's wrong? I know where you went today. What are you talking about? Really, Hank? While I'm here. Why are you going through my stuff? I'm not gonna let you do this to me again. I should've gone home. I'll see you next week at the attorney. I didn't do anything. - Yep. - Yeah, very. So why can't I sleep at night? - Goblins. - Goblins! Dark and mysterious forces. You've always been so sweet to me. I've always thought of you as the bees knees. Oh Alexandra. It was really nice to meet you. You too sweetheart. Are you leaving? Yeah. Bye Miles. Aw. Take care of him. I will. - Yes. - Are you ready for this? I'm just, am I ready? Put your hand behind your back. - Okay. - Okay keep it there. No cheating. Got it. Always cheating. Alright you're stuck, I'm stuck, we go again. - No looking. - I'm really glad you came out tonight. - Me too. - Cool. Alright, one, two, three go. Still stuck. Still stuck. Okay. One, two, three. I'm still stuck. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Go. - Yeah, yeah. Go. Ace on two, ace on two. Okay, so I talked to a business investor friend of mine and he checked out this website of yours. He digs your stuff and you can expect an e-mail from him. - Seriously? - Yeah. You did that for me? Yeah. No. Well. Better get back to it, Mister Hank. Thank you. Really, you're awesome. Um hmm. So they say. Yeah, is that what they say? You should keep playing. Okay, okay. Can I ask you a question? Of course. Why did you come up with an excuse for me not to come to the vineyard? Because my wife was there. Oh. We're signing divorce papers next week. She picked me up after my bike broke down. Well that's convenient. So you guys still get along? Yeah. Yeah we do. She still there? No. We got into a fight. She left about an hour ago. What did you guys get into a fight about? She saw your note. I'm sorry? So, you spent the last few days with her. Hard to explain, but we were trying to see if we could make things work. But. But. Come dance with me. I really like you Hank. I really like you too. But I love my wife. Tell your friend thank you. But, my weird brother wants to fund my business. I wanna keep it in the family. You're a good guy. I should get outta here. Yeah, go. Hmm. I've been meaning to tell you something ever since you showed up with Alex. What's that? This is gonna sound like sappy shit coming from me but I don't give a rat's ass. Unnecessarily vulgar, but keep going. I think we're on this Earth to experience love. And take it from someone who knows, love never feels more meaningful than when you don't have it. Is that it? Yep. Oh, she called about 10 minutes ago. She forgot her makeup bag. Asked if you could take it back. Where is she? I don't know. Sounded like a bar. Hmm. With the eminent crowd That's awful. That's it? Hey, hey sweetheart. A fax came in for you. With some very specific instructions as to what to do with it. Oh he also paid your bill. First off, I hope you're not drinking someone else's beer again. Second, I miss you already. Third, I can only imagine how hurt you felt when you saw that note. I'm really sorry. I was an idiot for letting you leave without telling you what happened. I met her on my trip and I know what that note makes it look like. I'll explain everything, but right now I just wanna tell you how much I love you. I love you a lot. The fourth part of this letter is also my fourth pick. Meet me at the bridge. I wanna give it another shot. But with you this time. I know how much you like to sleep in. And I have something to take care of in the morning. So let's make it noon o'clock. Sleep good. Oh, and I L-O-V-E your boobs Num num Hey. Yeah. Everything good? Can I take the bus tomorrow? Sure. You're my man. Wanna watch a Kung Fu movie tonight? Yes. I do. Mind if Matilda comes down? Of course not. I like her. Good. Because she's coming anyway. No running in the house. I gotta go. Good morning. Good morning. Can I have the other one? Thank you. Give her a hug for me. I will. Come on Tilda take off and run Run Venezuela Everybody now Yes! Hey. How's your new phone? Pretty sweet. You ready to have a phone again? I am. So you're using emoticons, huh? I am. Hear they're a good way to remind someone you love them. Is that Pop-Tart for me? Oh yeah. So. It was a very sweet letter. I came here all prepared to give you some big speech about finding purpose in my life. But then I realized, that the most important thing I needed to say to you was that my life doesn't have a purpose without you. I'm glad you came here tonight finish the game. This isn't part of it. Alexandra Murphy, will you remarry me? You guys jumping or what? Maybe. This is stupid. Just do it. Can you jump from here? You only live once! - Oh my god! - Oh god that did not look good. Yes break Medivac 39 advisory it might be difficult. Woo hoo! God I can't believe I almost jumped from there. You can jump, you just have to jump from right there. - Right here? - Yeah. You didn't hear that from me. Thanks man. So where were we? Well, I just asked you to remarry me. Before I answer, I have a question. And this is my last one. What is it? Do you remember the last thing we said when we got married? I promise to keep things fun, spontaneous, exciting and hold your hand through everything. I'm sorry that I can't remarry you. Okay. Just the thought of starting over after everything we've been through, I can't do it. I understand. No you don't understand. I love you Hank. But I don't wanna remarry you. I just wanna work on the marriage that we already have. And you wanna do your last one? - Yes, I do. - Okay. It's so high! - Let's do it. - Alright, let's do it. On three? - One. - Two. Three! Seems like we seem to see eye to eye Then everything is lovely outside But I bet that we could be The best of friends in the end So take my hand in yours Sure feels nice to spin Through this lovely little world with you And I bet that we could be More than friends in the end Do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do I've got the feeling That you know just what you're doing When you tease me like you do I'll play the sucker for you If you're asking me to And I bet you know that I'd do anything To see a stream of sunlight in your eyes No surprise And I bet that we could be The best of friends in the end Do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do More than friends in the end Do do do do do do More than friends in the end Do do do do do do More than friends in the end Do do do do do do More than friends in the end And I bet that we could be Best of friends in the end And I bet that we could be The best of friends in the end And I bet that we could be More than friends in the end |
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